Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup version 0.22-a0-830-gd36033f534 (webtiles) character file. 1743257 Haifisch the Impregnable (level 27, 237/237 HPs) Began as a Human Archaeologist on May 3, 2019. Was the Champion of Okawaru. Escaped with the Orb ... and 3 runes on May 4, 2019! The game lasted 05:22:49 (68973 turns). Haifisch the Impregnable (Human Archaeologist) Turns: 68973, Time: 05:22:49 Health: 237/237 AC: 34 Str: 24 XL: 27 Magic: 26/26 EV: 24 Int: 22 God: Okawaru [******] Gold: 2858 SH: 22 Dex: 26 Spells: 15/30 levels left rFire + . . SeeInvis + a - +8 demon blade "Leech" {vamp, rN+ AC-3 EV-3} rCold . . . Gourm . Y - +2 shield of the Unseen Realm {rElec MR++ Regen+ Dex+3} rNeg + + + Faith . t - +2 pearl dragon scales rPois + Spirit . z - +2 helmet {Int+3} rElec + Reflect . H - +0 cloak {MR+} rCorr . Harm . e - +2 pair of gloves {archery} MR +++++ E - +2 pair of boots {run} Stlth +......... v - amulet of Yredelemnul's Approval {Acrobat Fragile rElec rN+ Str+7} HPRegen 1.89/turn c - ring of Lebi {Wiz rF+} MPRegen 0.20/turn W - ring of poison resistance @: regenerating, deflect missiles, quick A: fangs 1, talons 1, large bone plates 1, rugged brown scales 1, thin skeletal structure 1, see invisible, agile 2, clever 1, magic resistance 1 0: Orb of Zot }: 3/15 runes: decaying, silver, gossamer a: Release Permanent Buffs, Heroism, Finesse, Renounce Religion You escaped. You worshipped Okawaru. Okawaru was exalted by your worship. You were very full. You visited 9 branches of the dungeon, and saw 49 of its levels. You also visited: Labyrinth, Ossuary, Ice Cave, Volcano, Wizlab and Desolation. You collected 8733 gold pieces. You spent 5875 gold pieces at shops. Inventory: Hand Weapons a - the +8 demon blade "Leech" (weapon) {vamp, rN+ AC-3 EV-3} It inflicts no extra harm, but heals its wielder when it wounds a living foe. It affects your AC (-3). It affects your evasion (-3). It protects you from negative energy. Missiles V - 5 javelins of penetration (quivered) Armour e - a +2 pair of gloves of archery (worn) (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 5 of the Lair of Beasts) t - +2 pearl dragon scales (worn) z - a +2 helmet of intelligence (worn) (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 1 of the Spider Nest) E - a +2 pair of boots of running (worn) (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 2 of the Lair of Beasts) H - a +0 cloak of magic resistance (worn) (You acquired it on level 1 of the Elven Halls) Y - the +2 shield of the Unseen Realm (worn) {rElec MR++ Regen+ Dex+3} (You took it off a deep elf annihilator on level 5 of the Vaults) It affects your dexterity (+3). It insulates you from electricity. It affects your resistance to hostile enchantments. It increases your rate of regeneration. Jewellery c - the ring of Lebi (left hand) {Wiz rF+} (You found it in the Desolation of Salt) [ring of wizardry] It improves your spell success rate. It protects you from fire. q - an uncursed ring of protection from fire v - the amulet of Yredelemnul's Approval (around neck) {Acrobat Fragile rElec rN+ Str+7} (You found it on level 2 of the Lair of Beasts) [amulet of the acrobat] It helps you evade while moving and waiting. It affects your strength (+7). It insulates you from electricity. It protects you from negative energy. It will be destroyed if unequipped. C - an uncursed ring of protection from cold W - a ring of poison resistance (right hand) Wands d - a wand of paralysis (24) i - a wand of digging (53) l - a wand of clouds (8) u - a wand of acid (11) w - a wand of iceblast (48) B - a wand of disintegration (43) G - a wand of scattershot (7) I - a wand of hasting (7) Scrolls j - 6 scrolls of blinking m - 36 scrolls of remove curse D - 4 scrolls of fog J - 18 scrolls of teleportation K - 10 scrolls of identify M - 5 scrolls of fear R - a scroll of summoning S - 2 scrolls of silence U - a scroll of holy word Potions g - 4 potions of ambrosia h - 7 potions of might n - 5 potions of magic o - 10 potions of flight s - 2 potions of agility x - 17 potions of curing A - 3 potions of brilliance F - 2 potions of haste L - 3 potions of resistance N - 3 potions of restore abilities P - 4 potions of invisibility Miscellaneous k - a harp of healing r - 2 boxes of beasts y - a phial of floods Q - a lamp of fire T - a fan of gales X - 2 phantom mirrors Comestibles f - 85 rations Skills: - Level 22.0 Fighting - Level 14.0 Long Blades - Level 16.0 Throwing - Level 23.0 Armour + Level 18.1 Dodging - Level 3.0 Stealth + Level 16.2 Shields - Level 2.0 Spellcasting - Level 12.0 Charms - Level 5.0 Necromancy - Level 5.0 Translocations - Level 10.0 Air Magic - Level 9.0 Invocations - Level 16.0 Evocations You had 15 spell levels left. You knew the following spells: Your Spells Type Power Failure Level Hunger a - Apportation Tloc ###... 1% 1 #...... b - Summon Butterflies Summ #....... 10% 1 #...... B - Blink Tloc N/A 1% 2 ##..... D - Deflect Missiles Chrm/Air ######.... 16% 6 ####### G - Regeneration Chrm/Necr #####..... 1% 3 ###.... R - Repel Missiles Chrm/Air ###### 1% 2 ##..... Your spell library contained the following spells: Spells Type Power Failure Level Hunger Cause Fear Hex #......... 65% 4 #####.. Magic Dart Conj #... 10% 1 #...... Conjure Flame Conj/Fire #....... 26% 3 ###.... Bolt of Magma Conj/Fire/Erth #......... 92% 5 ######. Slow Hex #....... 14% 2 ##..... Haste Chrm ######.. 100% 9 ####### Confuse Hex #....... 26% 3 ###.... Invisibility Hex #....... 100% 6 ####### Controlled Blink Tloc N/A 100% 8 ####### Mephitic Cloud Conj/Pois/Air ###..... 8% 3 ###.... Venom Bolt Conj/Pois #......... 92% 5 ######. Teleport Other Tloc ###..... 3% 3 ###.... Summon Small Mammal Summ #... 10% 1 #...... Bolt of Draining Conj/Necr ##........ 65% 5 ######. Poisonous Cloud Conj/Pois/Air ###....... 52% 5 ######. Animate Dead Necr N/A 12% 4 #####.. Pain Necr ###. 1% 1 #...... Control Undead Necr ###....... 12% 4 #####.. Animate Skeleton Necr N/A 1% 1 #...... Vampiric Draining Necr ###....... 3% 3 ###.... Summon Ice Beast Ice/Summ #....... 65% 4 #####.. Call Imp Summ #....... 14% 2 ##..... Dispel Undead Necr ###..... 32% 5 ######. Sting Conj/Pois #... 10% 1 #...... Sublimation of Blood Necr ###....... 1% 2 ##..... Tukima's Dance Hex #....... 26% 3 ###.... Corpse Rot Necr N/A 1% 2 ##..... Iron Shot Conj/Erth #......... 100% 6 ####### Stone Arrow Conj/Erth #..... 26% 3 ###.... Swiftness Chrm/Air ######.. 1% 2 ##..... Agony Necr ###..... 32% 5 ######. Statue Form Tmut/Erth #........ 100% 6 ####### Throw Icicle Conj/Ice #....... 65% 4 #####.. Airstrike Air #####..... 1% 4 #####.. Confusing Touch Hex #..... 10% 1 #...... Flame Tongue Conj/Fire #.... 10% 1 #...... Passwall Tmut/Erth #....... 14% 2 ##..... Call Canine Familiar Summ #....... 26% 3 ###.... Ensorcelled Hibernation Hex/Ice #..... 14% 2 ##..... Metabolic Englaciation Hex/Ice #......... 92% 5 ######. Silence Hex/Air ###....... 32% 5 ######. Shatter Erth #......... 100% 9 ####### Dispersal Tloc ###....... 86% 6 ####### Corona Hex #...... 10% 1 #...... Lee's Rapid Deconstruct Erth #......... 92% 5 ######. Sandblast Erth #..... 10% 1 #...... Simulacrum Ice/Necr ##........ 99% 6 ####### Excruciating Wounds Chrm/Necr #####..... 9% 5 ######. Portal Projectile Hex/Tloc ##.... 11% 3 ###.... Petrify Tmut/Erth #....... 65% 4 #####.. Passage of Golubria Tloc N/A 12% 4 #####.. Orb of Destruction Conj #......... 100% 7 ####### Leda's Liquefaction Hex/Erth #......... 65% 4 #####.. Summon Hydra Summ #......... 100% 7 ####### Darkness Hex #......... 100% 6 ####### Shroud of Golubria Chrm/Tloc #####..... 1% 2 ##..... Aura of Abjuration Summ #......... 92% 5 ######. Disjunction Tloc ###....... 100% 8 ####### Iskenderun's Battlesphe Conj/Chrm ####.... 22% 5 ######. Fulminant Prism Conj/Hex #......... 65% 4 #####.. Dazzling Spray Conj/Hex #..... 26% 3 ###.... Force Lance Conj/Tloc ##...... 32% 4 #####.. Infusion Chrm #### 1% 1 #...... Searing Ray Conj #..... 14% 2 ##..... Discord Hex #......... 100% 8 ####### Summon Forest Summ/Tloc ##........ 65% 5 ######. Summon Lightning Spire Summ/Air ###..... 12% 4 #####.. Summon Guardian Golem Hex/Summ #....... 26% 3 ###.... Dragon's Call Summ #......... 100% 9 ####### Spellforged Servitor Conj/Summ #......... 100% 7 ####### Summon Mana Viper Hex/Summ #....... 92% 5 ######. Hydra Form Tmut #......... 100% 6 ####### Singularity Tloc ###....... 100% 9 ####### Gell's Gravitas Tloc ###....... 3% 3 ###.... Yara's Violent Unravell Hex/Tmut #......... 92% 5 ######. Lesser Beckoning Tloc ###....... 3% 3 ###.... Poisonous Vapours Pois/Air ###... 1% 2 ##..... Borgnjor's Vile Clutch Necr/Erth ##........ 65% 5 ######. Phase Shift Tloc ###....... 32% 5 ######. Conjure Distortion Conj/Tloc ##...... 11% 3 ###.... Dungeon Overview and Level Annotations Branches: Dungeon (15/15) Temple (0/1) D:6 Lair (6/6) D:9 Swamp (4/4) Lair:3 Spider (4/4) Lair:2 Slime (0/5) Lair:6 Orc (2/2) D:12 Elf (3/3) Orc:2 Vaults (5/5) D:14 Crypt (0/3) Vaults:3 Depths (5/5) D:15 Zot (5/5) Depths:5 Altars: Ashenzari Cheibriados Fedhas Jiyva Kikubaaqudgha Makhleb Nemelex Xobeh Okawaru Qazlal Ru Sif Muna Trog Uskayaw Wu Jian Xom Yredelemnul The Shining One Shops: D:8 * D:10 : D:12 (*? Orc:2 *:** Elf:1 ?( Elf:2 ** Depths:1 * Depths:3 : Depths:5 %![% Portals: Hell: Depths:1 Depths:2 Depths:3 Depths:4 Depths:5 Abyss: Depths:4 Pandemonium: Depths:3 Ziggurat: Depths:1 Trove: Depths:4 (give horn of Geryon) Annotations: Lair:4 exclusion: oklob plant Swamp:1 exclusion: Roxanne, Roxanne Innate Abilities, Weirdness & Mutations You are magically regenerating. You are deflecting missles You have very sharp teeth. You have sharp toenails. You are partially covered in large bone plates. (SH +4) You are partially covered in rugged brown scales. (AC +1, +3% HP) You have a somewhat thin skeletal structure. (Dex +2, Stealth) You have supernaturally acute eyesight. (SInv) You are very agile. (Dex +4) Your mind is acute. (Int +2) You are resistant to hostile enchantments. (MR+) Message History Thar be an 'scape hatch in tha ceilin' 'ere! A mesterious force pulls ye upwards! Tha hatch slams shut behind ye! Thar be an op'n door 'ere! Evoke which item? (* ta show all) (? fer menu, 'sc ta quit) Aimin': Dig Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line Ye cannae see tha place! Okay, than! Evoke which item? (* ta show all) (? fer menu, 'sc ta quit) Aimin': Dig Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line Ye cannae see tha place! Tha rock shatters inta small pieces! Thar be a stone crab tunnel leadin' up 'ere! Ye climb upwards! Thar be a stone crab tunnel leadin' down 'ere! Yer magical contamination has completely faded away! Thar be an op'n door 'ere! Thar be a crab tunnel leadin' outta tha dungeon 'ere! Ye haf 'scaped!!! ###..###.#########....#.#.. #..# #.########..(....#.# #..# #........'.......... #..# #.########.........# #..###.# #....#.##.# #......########.......... #.###.>.................. #.###.##############.#### #.....#.@.# #.# #######...## #.# #P...P# #.# ##...## #######.# #P...P###.......### ##...##...........# #P...P#...........# ##...##...........# #P...P#...........# There were no monsters in sight! Notes Turn | Place | Note -------+----------+------------------------------------------- 0 | D:1 | Haifisch the Human Archaeologist began the quest for the Orb. 0 | D:1 | Reached XP level 1. HP: 15/15 MP: 1/1 116 | D:1 | Reached XP level 2. HP: 22/22 MP: 2/2 398 | D:1 | Reached XP level 3. HP: 27/28 MP: 3/3 460 | D:1 | Reached skill level 1 in Long Blades 962 | D:2 | Found an ornate altar of the Wu Jian Council. 992 | D:2 | Found a sacrificial altar of Ru. 1043 | D:2 | Reached XP level 4. HP: 19/34 MP: 4/4 1332 | D:2 | Found a shimmering altar of Xom. 1634 | D:2 | Found a stormy altar of Qazlal. 1634 | D:2 | Found a snail-covered altar of Cheibriados. 2148 | D:3 | Noticed a big kobold 2266 | D:3 | Reached XP level 5. HP: 39/39 MP: 5/5 2878 | D:3 | Reached skill level 5 in Long Blades 3002 | D:4 | Noticed a centaur 3203 | D:4 | Killed a centaur 3203 | D:4 | Reached XP level 6. HP: 33/46 MP: 6/6 3486 | D:4 | Found a glowing golden altar of the Shining One. 3608 | D:4 | Found a viscous altar of Jiyva. 3669 | D:4 | no funny quotes or anything for the hat 3669 | D:4 | big oversight 3678 | D:4 | Found a blossoming altar of Fedhas. 3690 | D:4 | Reached XP level 7. HP: 50/51 MP: 7/7 4007 | D:4 | Found a bloodstained altar of Trog. 4107 | D:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Dungeon 4460 | D:5 | Reached XP level 8. HP: 57/57 MP: 8/8 4484 | D:5 | Found an iron altar of Okawaru. 4489 | D:5 | I can't stop oka-ing help 4491 | D:5 | Became a worshipper of Warmaster Okawaru 4567 | D:5 | Reached skill level 1 in Invocations 4839 | D:6 | Found a sand-covered staircase. 4883 | Ossuary | Entered an ossuary 4924 | Ossuary | Reached skill level 10 in Long Blades 4960 | Ossuary | Einwand: demon bleed 4966 | Ossuary | Haifisch: running around like an idiot so I don't die like an idiot 4984 | Ossuary | Einwand: love that ossuary 4991 | Ossuary | Einwand: it's impossible to die in 5024 | Ossuary | Einwand: but it's also really hard to kill everything without doing the headless chicken method 5058 | Ossuary | Einwand: the human/elf zombies are just 5059 | Ossuary | Einwand: so beefy 5130 | Ossuary | Reached * piety under Okawaru 5131 | Ossuary | Einwand: I'm sure okawaru is very impressed 5141 | Ossuary | Haifisch: look, he just cares about winning, even if that winning involves running a lot. 5628 | D:6 | Reached XP level 9. HP: 62/62 MP: 11/11 5629 | D:6 | Haifisch: come to think of it, having 3 AC is probably not helping 5629 | D:6 | Haifisch: in the not dying department 5846 | D:6 | Reached skill level 1 in Armour 5947 | D:6 | Found a staircase to the Ecumenical Temple. 5969 | D:6 | HP: 1/62 [orc/war axe (8)] 6233 | D:6 | Found a burning altar of Makhleb. 6261 | D:6 | Reached skill level 2 in Armour 6349 | D:6 | Haifisch: leech: it's good except -3AC/EV is terrifying this early 6410 | D:6 | Reached ** piety under Okawaru 6437 | D:6 | someoneawful: you seem to still be alive 6546 | D:6 | Haifisch: I am 6546 | D:6 | Haifisch: somehow 6632 | D:6 | Reached skill level 3 in Armour 6876 | D:6 | Einwand: it's very good when you can lifesteal stuff 6890 | D:6 | Einwand: since I think its gimmick si every hit vamps? 6910 | D:6 | Haifisch: yes 6926 | D:6 | Einwand: vamp tooth is better but it's not like you get to just pick the unrand 6933 | D:6 | Haifisch: vamp tooth is the one where the life steal hits are 100% of damage done, right? 6980 | D:6 | someoneawful: yeah 6993 | D:6 | Einwand: it's a +12 quickblade that always vamps max amount 6993 | D:6 | Einwand: it's 6993 | D:6 | Einwand: kind of absurd 7059 | D:6 | someoneawful: is one of the few short blade unrands i wouldn't feel an intense desire to startscum from getting as an ac 7107 | D:6 | Einwand: arcblade would be fun too at least 7153 | D:6 | Gained mutation: You tend to lose your temper in combat. [mutagenic meat] 7154 | D:6 | Gained mutation: Your spells are a little harder to cast, but a little more powerful. [mutagenic meat] 7155 | D:6 | Lost mutation: Your spells are a little harder to cast, but a little more powerful. [mutagenic meat] 7156 | D:6 | Gained mutation: Scrolls take you a little longer to read. [mutagenic meat] 7157 | D:6 | Haifisch: good purple 7157 | D:6 | Haifisch: 10/10 7157 | D:6 | someoneawful: wow 7157 | D:6 | someoneawful: uh 7157 | D:6 | someoneawful: n-...ice 7205 | D:6 | Haifisch: clearly the solution is to tab harder 7206 | D:6 | Einwand: purple, always eat 7237 | D:6 | Einwand: until you finally have a god tier set of purple 7270 | D:6 | Reached skill level 4 in Armour 7296 | D:6 | Haifisch: recent peeve: people coming in and being all "EAT THE PURPLE, WHY ARE YOU NOT EATING THE PURPLE" 7296 | D:6 | Haifisch: when I've BEEN eating it 7296 | D:6 | Haifisch: and am happy with my current purple status 7401 | D:7 | Einwand: but what if 7407 | D:7 | Einwand: you had more purple 7445 | D:7 | Einwand: :thinking: 7470 | D:7 | Einwand: balways bacquire bpurple 7470 | D:7 | Haifisch: just worship jiyva 7470 | D:7 | Haifisch: everyone loves them 7499 | D:7 | Einwand: if only jivya was 7504 | D:7 | Einwand: actually any good 7530 | D:7 | Reached XP level 10. HP: 62/68 MP: 12/12 7560 | D:7 | Noticed Joseph 7560 | D:7 | Einwand: and didn't just remove the few good mutations you got as often as giving you bad ones 7573 | D:7 | Killed Joseph 7573 | D:7 | Reached *** piety under Okawaru 7580 | D:7 | someoneawful: slimify weapon is really strong but not strong enough in and of itself to justify worshipping jiyva 7584 | D:7 | someoneawful: and uh 7587 | D:7 | someoneawful: yeah, the muts don't stick around long enough to be fun 7677 | D:7 | Noticed Prince Ribbit 7678 | D:7 | Haifisch: "croaks regally" 7680 | D:7 | Einwand: basically the "eats items" gimmick is just 7680 | D:7 | Einwand: really bad 7680 | D:7 | Einwand: because it eats EVERYTHING, not just mundane stuff 7683 | D:7 | Einwand: but jivya doesn't give you nearly enough muts to make up for it 7690 | D:7 | Killed Prince Ribbit 7690 | D:7 | Reached skill level 5 in Armour 7702 | D:7 | Einwand: so you basically wind up slimifying everything even slightly dangerous 7702 | D:7 | Haifisch: love sudden crazy intense lag 7707 | D:7 | Found a shattered altar of Ashenzari. 7766 | D:7 | Learned a level 1 spell: Apportation 8128 | D:7 | Noticed Pikel 8135 | D:7 | Killed Pikel 8338 | D:8 | Noticed a two-headed ogre 8487 | D:8 | Reached **** piety under Okawaru 8491 | D:8 | Reached skill level 5 in Invocations 8498 | D:8 | Gained mutation: You have a pair of small horns on your head. [mutagenic meat] 8499 | D:8 | Gained mutation: Your mind is acute. (Int +2) [mutagenic meat] 8501 | D:8 | Gained mutation: You have a somewhat thin skeletal structure. (Dex +2, Stealth) [mutagenic meat] 8502 | D:8 | someoneawful: horns. 8502 | D:8 | Haifisch: thin bones 8570 | D:8 | Einwand: why is thin bones a posmut? who knows 8799 | D:8 | Killed a two-headed ogre 8803 | D:8 | someoneawful: drink your milk 8863 | D:8 | Found Weisum's Changing Room. 8880 | D:8 | Haifisch: oh boy 8880 | D:8 | Bought 4 mutagenic chunks of flesh for 6 gold pieces 8880 | D:8 | Lost mutation: Scrolls take you a little longer to read. [mutagenic meat] 8881 | D:8 | Gained mutation: You evolve. [mutagenic meat] 8884 | D:8 | Haifisch: lost blurry, gained evo 8940 | D:8 | Einwand: good trade 9121 | D:8 | Gained mutation: You are partially covered in rugged brown scales. (AC +1, +3% HP) [evolution] 9137 | D:9 | Reached XP level 11. HP: 76/76 MP: 15/15 9150 | D:8 | Reached ***** piety under Okawaru 9471 | D:9 | Haifisch: d9 vamp battleaxe 9471 | D:9 | Haifisch: if only this was an axes character and also didn't already have a good vamp weapon 9593 | D:9 | Einwand: MONKEY MAKE ME ANGRY 9617 | D:9 | Haifisch: scattershot with a single charge 9617 | D:9 | Haifisch: incredible 9617 | D:9 | Einwand: sweet a free hydra 9617 | D:9 | Einwand: for your longblades character 9617 | D:9 | Haifisch: oh yeah I should probably 9617 | D:9 | Haifisch: have a plan for those 9617 | D:9 | Haifisch: huh 9617 | D:9 | someoneawful: at least recharge scrolls are pretty common usually? 9619 | D:9 | Einwand: my last character was a troll chaos knight 9627 | D:9 | Einwand: xom did nothing but try to fucking murder me all run practically 9758 | D:9 | someoneawful: gotta love xom 9761 | D:9 | Einwand: I have no idea how I survived that run, my muts never became good despite being a xom run 9765 | D:9 | Einwand: dude kept teleporting me into elf 3 and snake 4 end vaults 10011 | D:9 | Found a staircase to the Lair. 10033 | D:9 | Einwand: then I got statue form in elf and became stonetroll 10035 | D:9 | Einwand: king of unarmed 10454 | D:9 | Haifisch: no javs or tomahawks. cool. this is fine. 10462 | D:9 | Einwand: just steal erica's sword 10462 | D:9 | Einwand: simple 10462 | D:9 | someoneawful: what's your wand situation like, other than the 1 scattershot 10462 | D:9 | Haifisch: would be okay if recharging existed 10462 | D:9 | someoneawful: heh 10464 | D:10 | Entered Level 10 of the Dungeon 10533 | D:10 | someoneawful: if your ration situation is comfortable and you find a swap, that's always an option 10560 | D:10 | someoneawful: not ideal, but workable 10560 | D:10 | Haifisch: yeah 10795 | D:10 | Found Loadghede's Book Shoppe. 10812 | D:10 | Identified Walubbosch's Guide on Cloudy Contamination 10859 | D:10 | Noticed a two-headed ogre 10877 | D:10 | Killed a two-headed ogre 10877 | D:10 | Reached skill level 1 in Evocations 11003 | D:10 | Haifisch: where in the fuck is all the aux slot armor 11003 | D:10 | someoneawful: surely oka will 11003 | D:10 | Einwand: well, that's a lucky run 11003 | D:10 | Einwand: D2 sigmund, shaft self cause I"m stuck in a bad spot 11003 | D:10 | Einwand: land beside a randart waraxe 11003 | D:10 | Einwand: it's +8 chopping 11003 | D:10 | someoneawful: woah 11003 | D:10 | Einwand: I mean ther'es also an orc pack with multiple priests 11003 | D:10 | Einwand: but formicid 11126 | D:10 | Reached skill level 5 in Fighting 11193 | D:10 | Einwand: oh hey it's vamp tooth 11193 | D:10 | Einwand: goodbye really good waraxe, hello free win 11428 | D:11 | Einwand: min delay at 8 skill good lord quick blades 11513 | D:11 | Noticed a two-headed ogre 11514 | D:11 | Haifisch: these three entire tomahawks will change everything 11524 | D:11 | Killed a two-headed ogre 11810 | D:11 | Einwand: tme to go back up and murder sigmund 11818 | D:11 | Einwand: I will have revenge, jerk 11966 | D:11 | Noticed a green ugly thing 11975 | D:11 | Killed a green ugly thing 11975 | D:11 | Reached XP level 12. HP: 90/90 MP: 18/18 12267 | D:11 | Noticed an unseen horror 12271 | D:11 | Killed an unseen horror 12369 | D:11 | Reached skill level 5 in Evocations 12387 | D:11 | Found a deep blue altar of Sif Muna. 12481 | D:12 | Found Jeqodaul's Magic Scroll Shoppe. 12521 | D:12 | Bought a scroll of teleportation for 51 gold pieces 12521 | D:12 | Bought a scroll of magic mapping for 59 gold pieces 12521 | D:12 | Bought a scroll of identify for 34 gold pieces 12521 | D:12 | Bought a scroll of identify for 34 gold pieces 12521 | D:12 | Bought a scroll of identify for 34 gold pieces 12521 | D:12 | Bought a scroll of fog for 34 gold pieces 12521 | D:12 | Bought a scroll of identify for 34 gold pieces 12545 | D:12 | Reached ****** piety under Okawaru 12551 | D:12 | Einwand: this shall be an uska run 12634 | D:12 | Found Metacw's Antique Armour Shop. 12638 | D:12 | Haifisch: shop mimics: rude 12638 | D:12 | Einwand: I hate mimics 12638 | D:12 | Einwand: A PORTAL IS ON THE LEVEL *burns mapping* 12638 | D:12 | Einwand: it poofs into dust 12638 | D:12 | Haifisch: the orb of zot is a mimic! 12651 | D:12 | Noticed a two-headed ogre 12656 | D:12 | Noticed an ice dragon 12662 | D:12 | Killed a two-headed ogre 12699 | D:12 | Haifisch: ok I think this ice dragon is my cue to go do lair 12921 | Lair:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Lair of Beasts 12936 | Lair:1 | Reached skill level 6 in Armour 13131 | Lair:1 | Received a gift from Okawaru 13478 | Lair:1 | Einwand: oh no a deep elf mage on D8 13485 | Lair:1 | Einwand: get vamp'd jerk 13487 | Lair:1 | Einwand: tjere 13487 | Lair:1 | Einwand: there's not even any vault son this floor 13487 | Lair:1 | Einwand: why is he here 13487 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: just to be a jerk. 13496 | Lair:1 | Reached skill level 7 in Armour 13502 | Lair:1 | Noticed frogmouthbird's ghost (journeyman HOAc) 13503 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: https://crawl.kelbi.org/crawl/morgue/frogmouthbird/morgue-frogmouthbird-20190503-012300.txt 13503 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: arga. 13503 | Lair:1 | Einwand: how do you die with arga 13503 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: against a hydra 13503 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: good job 13503 | Lair:1 | Einwand: oh 13503 | Lair:1 | Einwand: that'd work 13503 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: they had a flaming exec axe too 13503 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: I'm baffled 13503 | Lair:1 | Einwand: death yak pack on D10 13503 | Lair:1 | Einwand: I killed em with vamp tooth 13503 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: "You slice one of the 13-headed hydra's heads off! The 12-headed hydra grows two more! You slice the 14-headed hydra!!" 13503 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: why weren't they using their flaming axe??? 13558 | Lair:1 | Killed frogmouthbird's ghost 13977 | Lair:1 | Noticed Harold 14049 | Lair:2 | Reached skill level 8 in Armour 14305 | Lair:2 | Found a hole to the Spider Nest. 14325 | Lair:2 | Lost mutation: You tend to lose your temper in combat. [evolution] 14469 | Lair:2 | Received a gift from Okawaru 14469 | Lair:2 | Reached skill level 5 in Dodging 14476 | Lair:2 | Identified a +0 pair of boots of running (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 2 of the Lair of Beasts) 14610 | Lair:2 | Reached XP level 13. HP: 94/94 MP: 19/19 14625 | Lair:2 | Reached skill level 9 in Armour 15030 | Lair:2 | Reached skill level 1 in Throwing 15441 | Lair:2 | Got a brightly glowing ruby amulet 15678 | Lair:2 | Identified the amulet of Yredelemnul's Approval {Acrobat Fragile rElec rN+ Str+7} (You found it on level 2 of the Lair of Beasts) 15829 | Lair:3 | Noticed a five-headed hydra 15839 | Lair:3 | Killed a five-headed hydra 15892 | Lair:3 | Noticed Fannar 15905 | Lair:3 | Killed Fannar 15957 | Lair:3 | Reached skill level 10 in Armour 16005 | Lair:3 | Einwand: I'd imagine they just 16013 | Lair:3 | Einwand: didn't know 16427 | Lair:3 | Found a staircase to the Swamp. 16557 | Lair:3 | Reached skill level 5 in Throwing 17052 | Lair:3 | Identified the +1 ring mail "Oxuh" {rN+} (You found it on level 3 of the Lair of Beasts) 17428 | Lair:4 | Found a stormy altar of Qazlal. 17454 | Lair:4 | Received a gift from Okawaru 17479 | Lair:4 | Haifisch: a lajatang. 17479 | Lair:4 | Haifisch: oka. oka. 18273 | Lair:4 | Found a blossoming altar of Fedhas. 18594 | Lair:5 | Reached XP level 14. HP: 107/107 MP: 20/20 18608 | Lair:5 | Found a stormy altar of Qazlal. 18699 | Lair:5 | Noticed Kirke 19175 | Lair:5 | Received a gift from Okawaru 19411 | Lair:5 | Killed Kirke 19411 | Lair:5 | Reached skill level 11 in Armour 19739 | Lair:6 | Entered Level 6 of the Lair of Beasts 19795 | Lair:5 | w 19795 | Lair:5 | o 19795 | Lair:5 | w 19795 | Lair:5 | Good levelgen 19811 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: ahahahah what. 19811 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: how does that happen. 19818 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: it's not even a weird secret upstairs vault 19818 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: it's just 19818 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: ??? 19829 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: if I didn't want the closest stair to the lab I wouldn't have even noticed 19829 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: incredible. 19847 | Lair:6 | Found a labyrinth entrance. 19855 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: labyrinth... 19855 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: the crabacow awaits 19855 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: crabacow is just kind of fun to say 19855 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: crabacow 19857 | Lab | Entered a labyrinth 20201 | Lab | someoneawful: didn't even pick up anything 20210 | Lab | Got a translucent zirconium amulet 20211 | Lab | someoneawful: amulet.... 20211 | Lab | Identified the amulet of Dim Light {Harm *Drain MR++ Str+8 Dex-4} (You found it in a labyrinth) 20212 | Lab | someoneawful: woah 20212 | Lab | someoneawful: that's a great amulet that'll probably get you killed 20213 | Lab | Haifisch: heh 20213 | Lab | someoneawful: otoh, you have a +8 vamp sword 20213 | Lab | someoneawful: so i mean... maybe it'll even out? 20213 | Lab | Haifisch: fun fact: I wear-ided a harmulet on like d2 20213 | Lab | someoneawful: oh dear 20232 | Lab | Einwand: meanwhile my quickblade ant is murdering everything in stormdragon scales 20241 | Lair:6 | Einwand: from a demonstatue vault in dungeon 20241 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: hell yeah 20241 | Lair:6 | Einwand: uska likes the quickblade 20294 | Lair:6 | Einwand: oh he paralysed everything time to stab everything tod eath 20396 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: hi dra 20399 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: oh, two 20399 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: inconvenient 20445 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: yay. 21088 | Lair:6 | Found a staircase to the Slime Pits. 21262 | Lair:6 | Found a runed door. 21698 | Lair:6 | Einwand: now I'v egot song of slaying and regen 21700 | Lair:6 | Einwand: time to obliterate the rune branches I guess 21711 | Lair:6 | Received a gift from Okawaru 21798 | Lair:6 | Lost mutation: You have a pair of small horns on your head. [evolution] 21837 | Lair:6 | Reached skill level 10 in Fighting 22051 | Lair:6 | Reached skill level 12 in Armour 22137 | Lair:6 | Reached XP level 15. HP: 111/118 MP: 19/21 22143 | Lair:6 | Einwand: wonder if I can just 22150 | Lair:6 | Einwand: blindly tab into the entire snake endvault with this 22190 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: clearly you should do it 22615 | Lair:1 | Killed Harold 22618 | Lair:1 | Einwand: a stack of 3 acquirements? okay game 22620 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: I swear those happen a disproportionate amount 22620 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: it's never a stack of 2. always 3. 22620 | Lair:1 | Einwand: all trash 22650 | D:9 | Einwand: a cloak when I've got a +2 poison cloak, plate armor when I'm using storm scales 22650 | D:9 | Einwand: and +0 flying boots 22650 | D:9 | someoneawful: why do i never get the stack of 3 acquirement :( 22730 | D:12 | Einwand: actually this MR cloak will be nice for elf 22734 | D:12 | Einwand: cause I like not being banished 22747 | D:12 | someoneawful: flying boots can be useful if you have shoals and uh... that's about it really 23022 | D:12 | Einwand: another acquirement 23032 | D:12 | Einwand: 4 acquires same floor 23032 | D:12 | someoneawful: wtf 23034 | D:12 | someoneawful: did you break the game 23034 | D:12 | Einwand: +0 RN boots 23034 | D:12 | Einwand: I guess if I have no other negative for crypt 23045 | D:12 | Einwand: or maybe just don't do crypt I dunno 23101 | D:12 | someoneawful: it's good to have options i guess! 23143 | D:12 | Found a staircase to the Orcish Mines. 23181 | D:12 | Found Racwiuvi's General Store. 23189 | D:12 | Haifisch: Pearl scales... 23189 | D:12 | someoneawful: pearl dragon armor... 23189 | D:12 | Einwand: yep, just tabbed through the entirety of snake vault 23196 | D:12 | Found Wesoplax's Antique Weapon Emporium. 23264 | D:12 | Noticed Snorg 23278 | D:12 | Killed Snorg 23327 | D:12 | Gained mutation: You are partially covered in large bone plates. (SH +4) [mutagenic meat] 23328 | D:12 | Gained mutation: You are resistant to hostile enchantments. (MR+) [mutagenic meat] 23330 | D:12 | Gained mutation: You are frail. (-10% HP) [mutagenic meat] 23355 | D:12 | Einwand: fuck it lets just turn on fighting short blades armor stealth and invocations 23355 | D:12 | Einwand: and just tab the rest of the game 23395 | D:12 | Haifisch: that's about how I felt when I got zephyr 23395 | D:12 | Haifisch: "+8 speed longbow? Tabbing forever. Who even needs a melee swap." 23409 | D:12 | Received a gift from Okawaru 23414 | D:12 | Einwand: I'm literally invincible so long as I can lifedrain 23560 | D:13 | Found a frozen archway. 23575 | D:13 | Paralysed by a hornet for 3 turns 23604 | IceCv | Entered an ice cave 23632 | IceCv | Gained mutation: You are agile. (Dex +2) [mutagenic meat] 23633 | IceCv | Gained mutation: Your spells are a little easier to cast, but a little less powerful. [mutagenic meat] 23637 | IceCv | Found a transporter. 23652 | IceCv | Haifisch: is this the dumb ice statue one 23652 | IceCv | Haifisch: I think it is 23654 | IceCv | Haifisch: yup 23663 | IceCv | Found a transporter. 23808 | IceCv | Einwand: oh no my hp dropped by about 10% vs lenny 23808 | IceCv | Einwand: better grand finale him instead 23808 | IceCv | Haifisch: can't complain about a harp I guess 23876 | D:13 | someoneawful: grand finale is so good 23909 | D:13 | someoneawful: i should play usk more 24198 | D:13 | Gained mutation: You have very sharp teeth. [mutagenic meat] 24200 | D:13 | someoneawful: muts: getting there 24200 | D:13 | Haifisch: take away frail and I'd be okay with it 24259 | D:13 | Haifisch: crawl protips: just walk away from the titanic slime 24308 | D:13 | someoneawful: um 24309 | D:13 | Haifisch: also the very large slime, apparently 24357 | D:13 | someoneawful: crawl protips: just walk away from the very large slime 24792 | D:13 | someoneawful: very large slime creature (J) Speed: 10 | HD: 11 | HP: 135-231 | AC/EV: 1/4 | Damage: 66 | amphibious, regen, unbreathing | Resistances: magic(40), poison, drown | XP: 791 | Size: Large | Intelligence: brainless. 24792 | D:13 | Haifisch: look. 24792 | D:13 | Haifisch: I lived, ok. 24792 | D:13 | someoneawful: hello i am someoneawful and i will beem for you today 24871 | D:13 | Haifisch: heh 24871 | D:13 | Haifisch: I had that meem bot speccing a bit yesterday 24871 | D:13 | Haifisch: isn't that the one run by the alt-right weirdo 24873 | D:13 | someoneawful: ew 24879 | D:13 | Received a gift from Okawaru 24880 | D:13 | someoneawful: i had not heard about this 24880 | D:13 | someoneawful: triple sword. 24880 | D:13 | Haifisch: I vaguely remember reading about it in the crawl thread 24881 | D:13 | someoneawful: ooh. 24881 | D:13 | Haifisch: +4 freezing 24881 | D:13 | someoneawful: sword. 24881 | D:13 | Haifisch: dang 24881 | D:13 | Haifisch: leech is pretty good too, though 24881 | D:13 | Haifisch: hmm 24938 | D:14 | Haifisch: future me can figure it out(read: forget I have a freezing triple sword laying around) 24958 | D:14 | Reached skill level 13 in Armour 25279 | D:14 | Reached skill level 10 in Throwing 25297 | D:14 | Haifisch: wow. 25297 | D:14 | Haifisch: the purple refused. 25297 | D:14 | someoneawful: 'tis clam tastes re'lly weird. 25769 | D:14 | someoneawful: you've made so many friends 25771 | D:14 | Haifisch: the real orb was the friends we made along the way 25771 | D:14 | someoneawful: the orb of friends 25777 | D:14 | Received a gift from Okawaru 25777 | D:14 | Reached XP level 16. HP: 118/118 MP: 19/22 26128 | D:14 | Identified the +2 pair of boots "Wefij" {rCorr Dex+4} (You found it on level 14 of the Dungeon) 26140 | D:14 | Found a gate to the Vaults. 26174 | D:15 | Entered Level 15 of the Dungeon 26314 | D:15 | Found a stormy altar of Qazlal. 26315 | D:15 | Found a sparkling altar of Nemelex Xobeh. 26338 | D:15 | Found a basalt altar of Yredelemnul. 26508 | D:15 | Found a staircase to the Depths. 26629 | D:15 | Reached skill level 14 in Armour 26630 | D:15 | Haifisch: suddenly, cat 26666 | D:15 | Received a gift from Okawaru 26711 | D:15 | Gained mutation: You are very agile. (Dex +4) [mutagenic meat] 26712 | D:15 | Lost mutation: You are frail. (-10% HP) [mutagenic meat] 27056 | D:15 | Gained mutation: You are highly resistant to hostile enchantments. (MR++) [mutagenic meat] 27057 | D:15 | Gained mutation: Your body sometimes deteriorates upon taking damage. [mutagenic meat] 27058 | D:15 | Lost mutation: Your body sometimes deteriorates upon taking damage. [evolution] 27062 | D:15 | Haifisch: thanks evolution, you're a bro 27089 | D:15 | Noticed a frost giant 27117 | D:15 | Killed a frost giant 27126 | D:15 | Noticed a tengu reaver 27136 | D:15 | someoneawful: this is sure a fancy d:15 27147 | D:15 | Killed a tengu reaver 27233 | D:15 | Noticed a tengu reaver 27267 | D:15 | Killed a tengu reaver 27306 | D:15 | Einwand: hard tabbed through the entirety of elf 3 vault 27308 | D:15 | Einwand: this is just plain goofy 27370 | D:15 | Einwand: no one individual should have this much power 27481 | D:15 | someoneawful: i've gotten to the point where when i go to start a new Ac i'm like "why not just play another FoAc though" 27738 | D:15 | Received a gift from Okawaru 27773 | D:15 | Noticed a sphinx 27791 | D:15 | Killed a sphinx 27791 | D:15 | Reached XP level 17. HP: 133/141 MP: 21/23 28369 | Orc:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Orcish Mines 28370 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: buckler... 28373 | Orc:1 | Noticed dolphinbomb's ghost (novice MiBe) 28374 | Orc:1 | Haifisch: https://crawl.kelbi.org/crawl/morgue/dolphinbomb/morgue-dolphinbomb-20190503-064552.txt 28374 | Orc:1 | Haifisch: going into orc at XL10, yikes 28392 | Orc:1 | Killed dolphinbomb's ghost 28786 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: ... 28848 | Orc:2 | Entered Level 2 of the Orcish Mines 28848 | Orc:2 | Found a staircase to the Elven Halls. 28850 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: volcano... 28850 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: i kinda miss the old days of orc having 4 floors. 28851 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: ugh, volcanos 28851 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: same 28851 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: or even 3 28891 | Orc:2 | Reached skill level 1 in Shields 29036 | Orc:2 | Noticed Rupert 29037 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: rupert 29037 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: plz 29037 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: not now 29253 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: rupert... 29269 | Orc:2 | Killed Rupert 29269 | Orc:2 | Reached skill level 10 in Dodging 29272 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: you did it. 29284 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: it was fine once I wasn't at half hp!! 29298 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: 29 ac and 30 ev with a long blade: not bad. 29305 | Orc:2 | Found a dark tunnel. 29314 | Volcano | Entered a volcano 29317 | Volcano | someoneawful: oh 29318 | Volcano | someoneawful: this one 29318 | Volcano | Haifisch: I don't remember this one 29318 | Volcano | someoneawful: this is the one that's like the ice caves, but fire 29328 | Volcano | someoneawful: and i think it has a fire dragon? 29330 | Volcano | Reached skill level 15 in Armour 29351 | Volcano | someoneawful: or fire giant 29394 | Volcano | someoneawful: i want to say at very high levels it can have a brimstone fiend, like the cave can have an ice fiend 29418 | Volcano | someoneawful: but i may be wrong about that 29469 | Volcano | Received a gift from Okawaru 29682 | Volcano | someoneawful: waste of a bardiche and a barding. 29686 | Volcano | Haifisch: seriously 29919 | Orc:2 | Noticed Josephine 29930 | Orc:2 | Killed Josephine 30623 | Orc:2 | Received a gift from Okawaru 30643 | Orc:2 | Found Naece's Assorted Antiques. 30646 | Orc:2 | Found Jyvom's Book Boutique. 30649 | Orc:2 | Found Polets's General Store. 30650 | Orc:2 | Found Xiruka's Assorted Antiques. 30652 | Orc:2 | Bought a scroll labeled VEYFE NOEDGHOME for 29 gold pieces 30657 | Orc:2 | Bought a scroll of teleportation for 87 gold pieces 30657 | Orc:2 | Bought a scroll of teleportation for 87 gold pieces 30660 | Orc:2 | Bought a potion of heal wounds for 70 gold pieces 30660 | Orc:2 | Bought a scroll of magic mapping for 49 gold pieces 30661 | Orc:2 | Bought a potion of haste for 290 gold pieces 30661 | Orc:2 | Bought 2 potions of resistance for 580 gold pieces 30667 | Orc:2 | Bought a phial of floods for 1160 gold pieces 30670 | Orc:2 | Bought a book of Minor Magic for 200 gold pieces 30672 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: not the most exciting orc:$ 30672 | Orc:2 | Bought a scroll of teleportation for 42 gold pieces 30672 | Orc:2 | Bought a scroll of identify for 28 gold pieces 30672 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: but useful 30673 | Orc:2 | Bought a scroll of teleportation for 87 gold pieces 30673 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: a +0 hat: does literally nothing, but is almost 6 times more expensive than a robe which at least provides 2AC 30674 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: heh 30674 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: look. 30674 | Orc:2 | Bought a potion of invisibility for 112 gold pieces 30677 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: fashion ain't cheap 30677 | Orc:2 | Bought a potion of curing for 87 gold pieces 30680 | Orc:2 | Learned a level 2 spell: Repel Missiles 30683 | Orc:2 | Learned a level 2 spell: Blink 30740 | D:12 | Haifisch: well 30740 | D:12 | Haifisch: it's late. 30740 | D:12 | Haifisch: lair branches: tomorrow me's problem 30986 | Swamp:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Swamp 30988 | Swamp:1 | Noticed a thorn hunter 31002 | Lair:3 | Killed a thorn hunter 31002 | Lair:3 | Reached skill level 1 in Charms 31507 | Swamp:1 | Noticed Roxanne 31543 | Swamp:1 | Learned a level 3 spell: Regeneration 31864 | Swamp:2 | Noticed Louise 31883 | Swamp:2 | Received a gift from Okawaru 31902 | Swamp:2 | Reached XP level 18. HP: 140/151 MP: 24/24 31933 | Swamp:2 | Killed Louise 31940 | Swamp:2 | Identified the +1 chain mail "Voiteh" {rN+ Regen+ Int-2} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 2 of the Swamp) 31963 | Swamp:2 | Noticed Donald 31985 | Swamp:2 | Killed Donald 32761 | Swamp:2 | Paralysed by a hornet for 3 turns 33727 | Swamp:2 | Reached skill level 15 in Fighting 33736 | Swamp:2 | Reached skill level 5 in Charms 33803 | Swamp:3 | Reached skill level 1 in Necromancy 34134 | Swamp:3 | Got a clouded jade amulet 34135 | Swamp:3 | Identified the amulet "Biuvurapu" {Inacc rC++ MR- Int+3} (You found it on level 3 of the Swamp) 34481 | Swamp:4 | Entered Level 4 of the Swamp 35133 | Swamp:4 | Received a gift from Okawaru 35322 | Swamp:4 | Noticed the 27-headed Lernaean hydra 35447 | Swamp:4 | Killed the 27-headed Lernaean hydra 35447 | Swamp:4 | Reached skill level 5 in Necromancy 35736 | Swamp:4 | Got a decaying rune of Zot 35987 | Spider:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Spider Nest 36018 | Spider:1 | Reached XP level 19. HP: 149/159 MP: 20/25 36072 | Spider:1 | Received a gift from Okawaru 36270 | Spider:1 | Noticed Azrael 36296 | Spider:1 | Killed Azrael 36503 | Spider:1 | Reached skill level 1 in Translocations 37066 | Spider:2 | Noticed Jorgrun 37253 | Spider:2 | Killed Jorgrun 37871 | Spider:3 | Received a gift from Okawaru 37882 | Spider:3 | Reached skill level 10 in Evocations 38480 | Spider:4 | Entered Level 4 of the Spider Nest 38659 | Spider:4 | Noticed Arachne 38683 | Spider:4 | Killed Arachne 38683 | Spider:4 | Reached XP level 20. HP: 168/168 MP: 16/27 38696 | Spider:4 | Reached skill level 5 in Translocations 38892 | Spider:4 | Lost mutation: Your spells are a little easier to cast, but a little less powerful. [evolution] 39297 | Spider:4 | Reached skill level 1 in Spellcasting 39459 | Spider:4 | Reached skill level 16 in Armour 39621 | Spider:4 | Got a gossamer rune of Zot 40000 | Elf:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Elven Halls 40208 | Elf:1 | Found Uvvoagog's Weapon Shop. 40417 | Elf:1 | Received a gift from Okawaru 40584 | Elf:1 | Found Haiklet's Magic Scroll Shoppe. 40590 | Elf:1 | Bought a scroll of acquirement for 624 gold pieces 40590 | Elf:1 | Bought a scroll of blinking for 90 gold pieces 40697 | Elf:1 | Identified Cuyn's Incunabulum of Attacks 40836 | Elf:2 | Found Vefeapta's Assorted Antiques. 40846 | Elf:2 | Bought a fuming brown potion for 18 gold pieces 40964 | Elf:2 | Found Eduah's General Store. 40972 | Elf:2 | Bought a scroll of blinking for 105 gold pieces 40988 | Elf:2 | someoneawful: elf 40990 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: elf 40990 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: saltelf. 41014 | Elf:2 | Found a ruined gateway. 41066 | Elf:2 | someoneawful: pokemon super mystery dungeon's credits screen: just unceremoniously playing over a picture of my riolu sobbing his damn heart out 41066 | Elf:2 | someoneawful: that's cold, spike-chunsoft 41066 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: dang 41070 | Desolati | Entered the Desolation of Salt 41074 | Desolati | someoneawful: now i have to do some pain in the ass stuff to get my pikachu pal back, i bet 41075 | Desolati | Haifisch: yup 41075 | Desolati | someoneawful: screw that, i'll just use this raichu i recruited 41075 | Desolati | Haifisch: I actually did like all of the postgame in PSMD(minus getting every single ancient treasure because fuck that) 41075 | Desolati | Haifisch: which surprised me 41075 | Desolati | Haifisch: since normally I'm all "credits done, bye" 41096 | Desolati | someoneawful: i was getting pretty mad at the story for letting me do so little actual dungeon-diving so i'm kind of excited to actually do shit 41096 | Desolati | Haifisch: yeah 41096 | Desolati | Haifisch: it was like "you did a dungeon or maybe two, BACK TO THE PLOT" 41128 | Desolati | someoneawful: though really the end of the game showed up really stupidly fast, it was like "oh suddenly this is the last dungeon now glhf" 41128 | Desolati | someoneawful: i had to rescue myself once and use a wonder mail code to get some oran berries and reviver seeds. 41130 | Desolati | Haifisch: dang 41163 | Desolati | someoneawful: don't get assalted please 41163 | Desolati | Haifisch: oh all these salt things are fast 41163 | Desolati | Haifisch: hah. hah. 41163 | Desolati | someoneawful: yes 41163 | Desolati | someoneawful: D: 41164 | Desolati | Haifisch: I have runboots so I thought I was safe, but I wasn't. 41167 | Desolati | someoneawful: isn't this stuff rN so you can't vamp it, i can't remember 41167 | Desolati | Haifisch: also vamp isn't exactly helpful against beings of pure salt 41168 | Desolati | someoneawful: yeah 41168 | Desolati | someoneawful: is what i thought. 41168 | Desolati | Haifisch: vamp is only good vs living things 41168 | Desolati | Haifisch: and also the rN yeah 41211 | Desolati | someoneawful: salt cult 41218 | Desolati | Haifisch: isn't that just zin 41218 | Desolati | someoneawful: heh 41218 | Desolati | someoneawful: you'd think 41384 | Desolati | Reached XP level 21. HP: 177/177 MP: 19/28 41466 | Desolati | Haifisch: just imagine walking through a cloud of salt D: 41506 | Desolati | Received a gift from Okawaru 41550 | Desolati | Haifisch: hello cat 41563 | Desolati | Haifisch: goodbye cat 41584 | Desolati | someoneawful: cats.... 41599 | Desolati | Haifisch: wow 41599 | Desolati | Haifisch: that is definitely a good thing to fight 41599 | Desolati | Haifisch: I AM long blades, I COULD go plutonium sword, it's CLEARLY a great idea. 41599 | Desolati | someoneawful: it will polymorph something into sopmething horrible that will kill you 41601 | Desolati | someoneawful: the fact a convoker has it is, uh, concerning 41644 | Desolati | someoneawful: at least take it out of the salt with you, probably. 41667 | Desolati | Haifisch: eat the flesh of the guy carrying plutonium around with him, it's fine 41768 | Desolati | Found the +5 robe of Night {Dark MR+ SInv} 41770 | Desolati | Got a slimy jade ring 41771 | Desolati | Identified the ring of Lebi {Wiz rF+} (You found it in the Desolation of Salt) 41774 | Desolati | someoneawful: that's a pretty solid ring. 41774 | Desolati | someoneawful: robe of night... 41774 | Desolati | Haifisch: it is 41802 | Desolati | someoneawful: mystery doublesword 41804 | Desolati | someoneawful: holy wrath 41804 | Desolati | Haifisch: holy wrath 41896 | Desolati | someoneawful: welp, go do extended now 42047 | Desolati | Got a twitching brass amulet 42048 | Desolati | Identified the amulet "Raemyach" {Gourm rF+ MP+9 Int-3 Stlth+} (You found it in the Desolation of Salt) 42050 | Desolati | Identified the Grimoire of Evil and Good Luck 42140 | Desolati | Identified the cursed +1 chain mail of Shadows and Fog {MR+ Regen+ Dex-5 Stlth+} (You found it in the Desolation of Salt) 42411 | Desolati | Haifisch: you know, I'm impressed they managed to make an elemental plane of the internet 42515 | Desolati | someoneawful: ahaha 42516 | Desolati | Gained mutation: You have supernaturally acute eyesight. (SInv) [evolution] 42543 | Desolati | someoneawful: oh. 42543 | Desolati | someoneawful: good evolution? 42543 | Desolati | Haifisch: evolution putting in work 42543 | Desolati | someoneawful: wow, MR++ too. 42543 | Desolati | Haifisch: it took away weak magic which was actually annoying with the way permabuffs work now 42543 | Desolati | Haifisch: but wiz ring, so 42642 | Elf:2 | Found an ancient bone altar of Kikubaaqudgha. 42796 | Elf:2 | Found a runed gate. 42796 | Elf:2 | Found a runed gate. 42796 | Elf:2 | Found a runed gate. 43200 | Elf:3 | Entered Level 3 of the Elven Halls 43429 | Elf:3 | Noticed Nikola 43455 | Elf:3 | Killed Nikola 43455 | Elf:3 | Reached skill level 17 in Armour 43456 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: RIP, sparky 43456 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: relec reasons: concern spectators by tabbing nikola 43459 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: heh 43770 | Elf:3 | Received a gift from Okawaru 43776 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: love the necromancer rezzing the demonologist, that's great and not awful at all 43819 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: fustibalus... 43819 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: a...fistibalus 43819 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: bustibalus 43819 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: fustithing 43819 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: oka, why 43922 | Elf:3 | Noticed Saint Roka 43923 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: oh, roka 43926 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: they're a strong launcher you can use with shields, and iirc crosstrains with throwing 43929 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: oh, slings do 43929 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: huh 43929 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: too bad I'm using a vamp weapon. 43934 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: heh 43935 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: yup. 43950 | Elf:3 | Killed Saint Roka 44295 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: "the following pokemon are very motivated! >pelipper >dunsparce >wobbuffet" 44299 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: wtf team is this 44299 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: it's 44299 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: uh 44299 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: team - eyes 44299 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: lmao 44299 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: or >_< in wobba's case 44299 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: >W< 44299 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: guess i'll just... put deflect thingies on everyone and make wobbuffet tank 44299 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: ahaha 44299 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: cat: too stupid to start playing on his own even though he was clearly bored, so I had to throw something before he'd start chasing stuff(including something that wasn't the thing I threw) 44299 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: cats... 44350 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: ahaha, what the hell cat 44350 | Elf:3 | Identified the +3 fustibalus "Eptu" {velocity, rElec rN+} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 3 of the Elven Halls) 44351 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: Eptu 44351 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: mine is yelling at something outside 44351 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: ...eptu 44351 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: oh, cat is already done and back meowing at me 44351 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: cat, you're very bad at playing! 44351 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: ...he's eating literal crumbs at the bottom of his food dish 44351 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: cat. 44351 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: cat. 44354 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: why is your cat so, uh. 44355 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: why is your cat. 44355 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: he's 44355 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: him. 44355 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: let's leave it at that. 44355 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: he's a very special and unique boy. 44355 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: he's good, he's just a big ol' idiot. 44355 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: yes 44382 | Elf:3 | Received a gift from Okawaru 44400 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: ...my cat's head is wet for some reason 44401 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: that's weird. 44401 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: just 44401 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: randomly wet 44401 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: concerning. 44401 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: it is. 44416 | Elf:3 | Reached XP level 22. HP: 187/187 MP: 24/29 44417 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: maybe she was bathing and overdoing the saliva? 44417 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: how did you get water on your head, cat??? 44417 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: I think that's usually what it is when my cat's randomly wet. 44417 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: who knows 44428 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: maybe she stuck her head in her water fountain or something, i don't know. 44436 | Elf:3 | Got a steaming ruby amulet 44472 | Elf:3 | Identified the amulet of Meliodap {Gourm *Contam rC+ Str+4 Slay+2} (You took it off a deep elf master archer on level 3 of the Elven Halls) 44473 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: i have no idea why she would do such a thing. 44473 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: because she's a cat! 44473 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: that's... not the worst amulet on the block 44473 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: it's not 44473 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: I have to Think Carefully if I swap from this though. 44473 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: probably not worth losing rElec for. 44473 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: yeah 44473 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: but if you find other rElec, it would be good. 44606 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: rumblin' 44656 | Elf:3 | Got a twitching iron ring 44657 | Elf:3 | Identified the ring "Rysuq" {*Contam rN+ MR+ MP+9 Str+5} (You took it off a deep elf elementalist on level 3 of the Elven Halls) 44658 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: that would be good if I needed the MR, which I don't. 44774 | Elf:3 | Reached skill level 15 in Throwing 44864 | Elf:3 | Identified the Tome of Supportive Orientation 44871 | Elf:3 | Identified the Reference Book on Battle Magic 44880 | Elf:3 | Identified the +1 shield of Lifelessness {Str+2} (You found it on level 3 of the Elven Halls) 44881 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: wow 44881 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: what a terrible shield 44881 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: just... 44881 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: str+2 44881 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: and that's it 44882 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: manual o' fightin 44885 | Elf:3 | Identified the Tome of Execration and Enhancements 44904 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: a good manual to have 44946 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: heck yeah 44994 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: just 44994 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: ...poor crawling corpse 44994 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: a stray crawling corpse 44994 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: it got lost 44995 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: 1hp 44995 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: bap. 45180 | Vaults:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Vaults 45566 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: good door 45595 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: doors: very powerful objects 45656 | Vaults:1 | Reached skill level 18 in Armour 45693 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: but red jellies can eat them. 45841 | Vaults:1 | Received a gift from Okawaru 45851 | Vaults:1 | Identified the +8 great sword "Ottaugub" {venom, *Corrode Int+4} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 1 of the Vaults) 45853 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: Ottaugub 45869 | Vaults:1 | Found a bloodstained altar of Trog. 46534 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: necromancer simulacruming is so annoying 46625 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: i don't think it's ever gotten me killed, all it does is just make you have to kill things twice 46754 | Vaults:2 | Received a gift from Okawaru 46811 | Vaults:2 | Reached XP level 23. HP: 197/197 MP: 25/30 47323 | Vaults:2 | Noticed Asterion 47341 | Vaults:2 | Killed Asterion 47542 | Vaults:2 | Gained mutation: You have sharp toenails. [evolution] 47768 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: pokemon i literally forgot existed: barbaracle 47768 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: elf annihilator: doing a lot of team kills 47768 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: lmao 47768 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: same tbh 48174 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: elves teamkill a lot generally, must suck to be on the elf guard 48175 | Vaults:2 | Reached skill level 19 in Armour 48295 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: well, all cops are bastards, and the guard is basically cops probably, so 48343 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: i was thinking that, ngl 48346 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: vaultcops 48346 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: game, why are you making me use wynaut right after i just used wobbuffet. 48371 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: don't be like this. 48371 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: I think I ignored the "XYZ are extra motivated today!" 99% of the time 48414 | Vaults:3 | Found a staircase to the Crypt. 48430 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: it's kinda fun to use dudes you otherwise wouldn't so long as they're kinda useable, and the postgame is just for fucking around in anyway 48430 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: I just had like 3 teams I rotated between as the best dudes went 'on vacation' 48433 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: heh 48433 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: mostly 48433 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: mincinno is god-tier because it's loaded with multi-hit moves 48433 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: so I used it a LOT 48460 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: i noticed way too late that multi hit moves are kind of insane 48460 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: ...wait if you use a barrage emera and use a multi hit move, will it do a bunch of hits twice 48460 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: I don't remember :( 48463 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: i guess i'll find out! 48523 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: not like my idiot riolu knows any multi hit fighting attacks 48553 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: wait I thought you were a fennekin 48553 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: am I mixing you up with your partner 48553 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: i am a riolu. 48553 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: or am I just being Real Dumb 48560 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: heh 48573 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: two triple xbows!!! 48574 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: how sad!!! 48579 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: my partner is a pikachu. 48579 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: on that centaur I won last 48579 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: but my partner is also dead. 48579 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: sniper spawned in vaults 48579 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: ...wow 48579 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: every fucking time I go bows instead of xbows I guess 48666 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: oh sorry my partner "had to go" 48666 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: because he was mew? 48666 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: heh 48666 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: look, i don't know. 48666 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: this game's plot is weird. 48666 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: downsides of evolving postgame: fewer cute animations 48666 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: just fyi 48666 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: oh nooo 48666 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: otoh it also means you don't have to sit through them every day 48666 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: so, your call! 48809 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: munch munch munch gobble gobble slurp 48826 | Vaults:3 | Received a gift from Okawaru 48835 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: let's all do our best today! 48867 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: you've played a lot. you should take a (mashes b) 49045 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: the least annoying mystery dungeon crew of all the games 49094 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: pokemon mystery dungeon: explorers of indentured servitude 49094 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: except for swirlix, whose sole identifying feature was "eats all the food" and never served an actual plot purpose 49094 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: look, you get so much gold! except the guild take 90% of it. 49094 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: heh 49094 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: the worst 49094 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: babby's introduction to capitalism 49094 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: now all of the GLORIOUS GOLD belongs to me 49101 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: .....cat you are sleeping on the 3ds charge cord 49101 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: the rescue team ones didn't really have an annoying crew, mostly because there wasn't really a crew at all 49101 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: the cat is recharging her batteries. 49107 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: cat nooo. 49145 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: it's been like 20 million years since i played Rescue Team 49153 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: same 49153 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: I keep wanting to start it again but losing interest like 2 dungeons in 49153 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: the QOL differences between then and now... 49153 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: seriously 49153 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: otoh smokescreen was still broken as fuck 49153 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: start as cyndaquil, completely destroy every boss 49320 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: forget remakes of the main games, give me remakes of the PMD games 49320 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: ^^^ 49320 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: including those weird console ones I never played and I'm not even sure even came out in the west 49403 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: oh, hello 49403 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: they did an enhanced port of chocobo's mystery dungeon to switch, maybe they'll do a pokemon one 49498 | Vaults:4 | Received a gift from Okawaru 49498 | Vaults:4 | Reached skill level 20 in Armour 49549 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: a dagger. thanks, oka. 49767 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: not even a quickblade 49775 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: a dagger 49787 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: "what, you crosstrain to short blades, right?" 49801 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: heh 49941 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: I should start contributing to gooncrawl but it's just me adding dumb quotes to things that don't have them 49941 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: just find a quote for a brain, or a hat 49984 | Vaults:4 | Reached XP level 24. HP: 211/211 MP: 25/30 50006 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: oh that's a good idea. 50027 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: it is 50027 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: I'm too lazy to do it 50027 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: but it's a good idea 50027 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: heh 50112 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: stones have a quote 50112 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: but not hats 50112 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: Whose Coat of elemental Brown 50151 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: good quote, maybe 50407 | Vaults:4 | Noticed Frederick 50432 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: lmfao 50432 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: the servitor just forgot I was there 50432 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: doordancing 50432 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: "what keeps opening the door? weird. I'm going over here." 50432 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: lmao 50464 | Vaults:4 | Killed Frederick 50827 | Depths:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Depths 50984 | Depths:1 | Found Cuskek's Serpentskin Sales. 50989 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: killer whaleskin sales 50994 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: this would be a decent shop if it spawned on like d5 50994 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: the collected works on toxins. 51027 | Depths:1 | Found a magical portal. 51083 | Depths:1 | Received a gift from Okawaru 51096 | WizLab | Entered The Hall of the Hellbinder 51097 | WizLab | someoneawful: HELLBINDER 51097 | WizLab | Haifisch: hellbinder 51100 | WizLab | Haifisch: I don't really remember this one 51100 | WizLab | Haifisch: fun times ahead 51196 | WizLab | someoneawful: Hellbinder (@) A mighty spellcaster wreathed in arcane energies, muttering profane incantations. Speed: 10 | HD: 20 | HP: 150 | AC/EV: 1/13 | Damage: 6 | weapons, items, doors, spellcaster | Resistances: magic(100) | XP: 3413 | Spells: sum.minor demon, sum.demon, haste, hellfire (3d20), blink away | Size: Medium | Intelligence: human. 51360 | WizLab | someoneawful: this wiiware mystery dungeon game looks weird 51378 | WizLab | someoneawful: there were 3 versions for fire/water/elec (???) and which version you bought limited what your character could be 51382 | WizLab | Haifisch: that is weird 51452 | WizLab | someoneawful: RIP grass starters 51485 | WizLab | Haifisch: things that always bugged me: the choice of male or female at the start changing your mon options from the quiz, for some reason 51485 | WizLab | someoneawful: heh 51485 | WizLab | Haifisch: at least PSMD just let you pick. 51485 | WizLab | someoneawful: that IS weird 51485 | WizLab | someoneawful: yeah 51485 | WizLab | Haifisch: and gender exclusive starters, when none of them were even pokemon that could only be male/female 51578 | WizLab | someoneawful: so weird. 51604 | WizLab | someoneawful: don't die to a cacodemon please 51607 | WizLab | Haifisch: Sistrigut 51607 | WizLab | someoneawful: majin-bo 51607 | WizLab | someoneawful: dang 51620 | WizLab | someoneawful: that sure is an executioner 51623 | WizLab | someoneawful: oh 51623 | WizLab | someoneawful: you did it 51682 | WizLab | Found a burning altar of Makhleb. 51703 | WizLab | Identified the Handbook of Creation 51753 | WizLab | Identified the Collected Works on Companions 51809 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: recharging: weirdly rare this game 51827 | Depths:1 | Found a gateway to Hell. 51846 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Mystery_Dungeon:_Red_Rescue_Team_and_Blue_Rescue_Team#Playable_characters 51846 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: why were eevee and chikorita girl-only 51846 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: why was meowth boy-only 51846 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: and cyndaquil 51846 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: boy-only meowth, girl-only skitty 51846 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: who would even want to start as a skitty 51846 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: like they're cute but 51846 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: oh boy, normal moves! 51846 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: and uh 51846 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: more normal moves??? 51852 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: skitty is super cute, that's reason enough sometimes. 51919 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: psyduck has a pretty crappy movepool but i'd totally play as a psyduck. 51919 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Mystery_Dungeon:_Explorers_of_Time_and_Explorers_of_Darkness#Playable_characters 51919 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: i've always wondered, why the hell isn't psyduck or golduck water/psychic since its whole thing is having headaches due to ESP or whatever 51919 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: at least the explorer games didn't have gender exclusive starters 51919 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: but still weird that which one you got changed depending on gender even with the same quiz answers 51919 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: ...good question 51919 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: something something kappa. 52028 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: these centaurs dropped some pennies. 52033 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: "a pile" 52033 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: i mean 52033 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: one is a pile 52033 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: it's a pile of one 52470 | Depths:1 | Found a gateway to a ziggurat. 52598 | Depths:1 | Reached skill level 1 in Air Magic 52623 | Depths:1 | Noticed Mara 52624 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: mara 52624 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: mara... 52624 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: mara, lord of penis chariots 52656 | Depths:1 | Noticed Haifisch's illusion 52668 | Depths:1 | Killed Mara 53122 | Depths:2 | Received a gift from Okawaru 53290 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: iron dragon... 53323 | Depths:2 | Reached XP level 25. HP: 223/223 MP: 26/31 53334 | Depths:2 | Learned a level 6 spell: Deflect Missiles 53569 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: mystery vault with something haloed in it... 53698 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: clearly going up is a great idea 53772 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: do it. 53772 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: oh it broke the levelgen 53772 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: lmao 53782 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: it'll be grea- 53784 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: pfft 53850 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: oh I could have went down into it 53967 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: scary. 53967 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: whatever in there's not wandinrg over so I can see 53967 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: wandering 54146 | Depths:3 | Reached skill level 5 in Air Magic 54646 | Depths:3 | Found a one-way gate leading to the halls of Pandemonium. 54681 | Depths:3 | Found Fanoust's Book Shop. 54689 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: m&f manual. oh boy. 54798 | Depths:3 | Lost mutation: You are highly resistant to hostile enchantments. (MR++) [evolution] 54798 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: evolution... 54798 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: :( 54889 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: 3 pips is still okay. 54931 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: what a weird cloudvault 55005 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: just.... a strip of clouds 55153 | Depths:2 | Found a hide-covered altar of Uskayaw. 55153 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: this is a wonderful stair 55254 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: yeah maybe uh 55288 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: maybe just put an exclusion on it 55288 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: and like... don't 55288 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: it'd help if things were willing to stairdance down here 55288 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: like I could take a couple at a time. 55288 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: angels 2smart 55494 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: why was the daeva carrying a degen potion 55568 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: what a weird vault 55612 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: lame that they just had scimitars and not eudemon blades 55777 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: tele trap. 55964 | Depths:4 | Found a one-way gate to the infinite horrors of the Abyss. 56020 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: swamp is leaking 56135 | Depths:4 | Received a gift from Okawaru 56136 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: why, oka 56156 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: "I HEAR THE KIDS THESE DAYS LIKE THESE AXES SO I GOT YOU ONE" 56300 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: ooo 56300 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: fancy. 56300 | Depths:4 | Reached XP level 26. HP: 230/230 MP: 27/32 56569 | Depths:4 | Reached skill level 10 in Charms 56628 | Depths:4 | Found a portal to a secret trove of treasure. 56632 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: horb... 56632 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: horn 56632 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: horb. 56632 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: the horb of geryob 56632 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: the horb of zot 56632 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: the horbish halls 56858 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: deep horb earth magi 57085 | Depths:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Depths 57119 | Depths:5 | Reached XP level 27. HP: 237/237 MP: 27/32 57187 | Depths:5 | Received a gift from Okawaru 57220 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: didn't you have a holy double sword around somewhere? enchant that up and go get the horb 57223 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: it is your destiny 57279 | Depths:5 | Reached skill level 10 in Air Magic 57545 | Depths:5 | Found Lice's Antique Armour Emporium. 57551 | Depths:5 | Found Wuxozu's Food Boutique. 57553 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: lmao this PDA is twice as expensive as the one in an earlier shop 57553 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: wow! 57553 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: rude! 57553 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: and it's not shiny so I assume it's +0 57553 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: the other is +2 57553 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: geez 57553 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: the markup on something called an "antique" these days, i tell ya 57553 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: honestly just having two PDAs in shops 57553 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: is kinda nuts 57655 | Depths:5 | Found Kiushru's Distillery. 57658 | Depths:5 | Bought a potion of heal wounds for 55 gold pieces 57658 | Depths:5 | Bought a potion of heal wounds for 55 gold pieces 57658 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: practical shop 58207 | Depths:5 | Found a gate to the Realm of Zot. 58327 | Depths:5 | Found Wiumentuh's Food Shop. 58774 | D:12 | Bought +2 pearl dragon scales for 1734 gold pieces 58802 | D:12 | someoneawful: that's a lot of rN 58802 | D:12 | Haifisch: it is 58802 | D:12 | Haifisch: also dmsl went from 50% to 19% 58802 | D:12 | someoneawful: nice. 58996 | Vaults:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Vaults 59179 | Vaults:5 | Haifisch: that was a pretty good tele 59202 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: what a weirdly enclosed room for v:5 59251 | Vaults:5 | Received a gift from Okawaru 59252 | Vaults:5 | Haifisch: lmao 59252 | Vaults:5 | Haifisch: a robe. 59252 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: a robe?! 59252 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: is oka even trying 59260 | Vaults:5 | Reached skill level 15 in Evocations 59275 | Vaults:5 | Found the +7 captain's cutlass {speed, disarm} 59307 | Vaults:5 | Haifisch: captain's cutlass 59307 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: fancy. 59378 | Vaults:5 | Got a steaming brass ring 59379 | Vaults:5 | Identified the ring "Zinn" {rCorr Str+6} (You found it on level 5 of the Vaults) 59710 | Vaults:5 | Noticed Margery 59714 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: margerine. 59719 | Vaults:5 | Haifisch: I can't believe she's not butter 59727 | Vaults:5 | Killed Margery 59787 | Vaults:5 | Haifisch: simulacra: honestly kind of help by taking up space where more dangerous things can't be 59835 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: i guess if you have a good amount of rC 59856 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: shield.. 59863 | Vaults:5 | Identified the +2 shield of the Unseen Realm {rElec MR++ Regen+ Dex+3} (You took it off a deep elf annihilator on level 5 of the Vaults) 59864 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: dang 59864 | Vaults:5 | Haifisch: dang 59864 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: that's really heckin' good 59865 | Vaults:5 | Haifisch: I'm probably not getting my skill up to that before I win tho 59865 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: i mean, what else do you need to skill up 59865 | Vaults:5 | Haifisch: fair 60033 | Vaults:5 | Reached skill level 5 in Shields 60146 | Vaults:5 | Received a gift from Okawaru 60330 | Vaults:5 | Reached skill level 21 in Armour 60357 | Vaults:5 | Got a silver rune of Zot 60426 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: 3 runes! 60467 | Vaults:5 | Haifisch: dmsl_reasons 61040 | Vaults:5 | Identified the Papyrus of Enhancements and Snow 61052 | Vaults:5 | Learned a level 1 spell: Summon Butterflies 61823 | Zot:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Realm of Zot 61824 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: zot. 61824 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: sorry 61824 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: sebastian. 61824 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: sorry zot sorry 61877 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: heh 61946 | Zot:1 | Received a gift from Okawaru 61947 | Zot:1 | Identified the +1 demon blade "Ytapinog" {flame, Str+2 Dex+3} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 1 of the Realm of Zot) 61948 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: oka, this would have been nice before swamp 61948 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: just saying. 61948 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: shame it's only +1. 61973 | Zot:1 | Reached skill level 10 in Shields 61981 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: I had a TLH end 61981 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: which was Fun 62086 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: hi zeetoo 62348 | Zot:1 | Reached skill level 22 in Armour 62814 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: durian 62814 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: eating a durian should allert everyone on the floor to your location 62814 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: those things smell so bad. 62814 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: ahaha 62814 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: I've never had the misfortune of smelling one 62814 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: i was at an asian grocery store that sold them once 62814 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: actually eating one should cause a floor-wide fear effect if it's as bad as I heard 62829 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: i've never tasted durian, i don't know if i could get past the smell 62836 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: it seems to very much be a love-or-hate kind of thing 62842 | Zot:2 | Haifisch: wanna know who encountered a fruit that smells like total ass and went "let's eat it" 62853 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: heh 62855 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: a brave soul 62896 | Zot:2 | Received a gift from Okawaru 62933 | Zot:2 | Haifisch: ancient people in general were insanely brave about that stuff 62933 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: i guess you'd kind of have to be 62933 | Zot:2 | Haifisch: "this milk was sitting around for a while and turned into a white semisolid" 62933 | Zot:2 | Haifisch: "let's try it" 62933 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: honestly even cow's milk to begin with is a weird concept 62933 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: "i'm gonna go suck on that four-legged thing's nipple" ????? 62933 | Zot:2 | Haifisch: "this milk was sitting around for a while and turned into a solid. let's try it" 62933 | Zot:2 | Haifisch: anything with fermentation in general 62933 | Zot:2 | Haifisch: "let's bury this in a bog and dig it up to eat later" 63008 | Zot:2 | Noticed an orb of fire 63009 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: orb 63014 | Zot:2 | Haifisch: the orb got around my cunning door 63016 | Zot:2 | Noticed PikkenKukken's ghost (veteran DsAc) 63016 | Zot:2 | Haifisch: oh 63016 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: i'm surprised OOFs can't burn down doors the way jellies can eat them 63016 | Zot:2 | Haifisch: a zot ghost 63016 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: hi ghost 63035 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: https://crawl.kelbi.org/crawl/morgue/PikkenKukken/morgue-PikkenKukken-20190503-163603.txt 63041 | Zot:2 | Killed an orb of fire 63042 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: +10 vorpal lajatang. 63042 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: "about to teleport" poor dude 63042 | Zot:2 | Haifisch: * * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * * The death cob hits you! * * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * * The red draconian begs, "Please don't kill me!" The golden dragon bites you!! You die... Kikubaaqudgha rasps: "You have failed me! Welcome... death!" 63264 | Zot:2 | Killed PikkenKukken's ghost 63740 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: the last amulet, the amulet of eat a lot 63740 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: what is this floor shape 63740 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: it's a horb 63740 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: duh 63740 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: oh 63740 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: i was trying to see it as some kind of... dragon or something? i dunno 63740 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: it's confusing and strange 63740 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3878419&perpage=40&pagenumber=205#post494783914 gaaaaaaah 63740 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: comic strip thread, why. 63799 | Zot:3 | Received a gift from Okawaru 63810 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: https://i.imgur.com/byvIqEd.png holy shit i haven't wanted to punch someone through the internet this much since i last read pros & cons 63810 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: "we can't say he or him anymore" gaaaaah 63810 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: lol 63810 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: of course we went for the same strip as the example of how bad it is 63810 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: it's just that bad! 63810 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: https://i.imgur.com/IVY3PaQ.jpg CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!!!!! 63810 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: honestly I thought that one tiggum posted was an edit, but no, they're really that awful. 63861 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: i love when white people who don't understand the concept of cultural appropriation get super mad about being accused of it, almost as much as i love when white people who don't understand cultural appropriation get super defensive on behalf of others 63868 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: also, SOME GIZMO 63868 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: KIDS THESE DAYS and their GADGETS 63868 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: !!! 63872 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: what a terrible comic 63895 | Zot:3 | Reached skill level 23 in Armour 63955 | Zot:3 | Received a gift from Okawaru 64373 | Zot:3 | Lost mutation: You evolve. [evolution] 64374 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: evolution: done. 64374 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: welp 64374 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: it did okay, aside from losing that pip of MR+. 64453 | Zot:3 | Reached skill level 15 in Shields 64458 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: you did it. 64458 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: you can wear the shield. 65036 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: what was that one amulet 65577 | Zot:4 | Haifisch: I think that gourmand one? 65595 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: oh 65595 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: magic regen 65595 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: the meliodap one 65595 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: oh right, since I have alternate relec now 65595 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: eh, :effort: 65595 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: i guess if your resists are fine you don't need to trek all the way back to elf for it 65735 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: even though you just trekked all the way to spider for the other thing. 65935 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: heh 65935 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: look 65935 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: the turncount cost!!!!!! 66076 | Zot:4 | Haifisch: love green draconians poisoning all their friends 66076 | Zot:4 | someoneawful: heh 66465 | Zot:4 | Haifisch: a toe. 66480 | Zot:4 | someoneawful: um. 66492 | Zot:4 | someoneawful: that toe is kicking your butt. 66954 | Zot:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Realm of Zot 67310 | Zot:5 | Reached skill level 15 in Dodging 67454 | Zot:5 | Received a gift from Okawaru 67625 | Zot:5 | Noticed an ancient lich 67658 | Zot:5 | Killed an ancient lich 67692 | Zot:5 | Noticed an ancient lich 67711 | Zot:5 | Killed an ancient lich 67760 | Zot:5 | Received a gift from Okawaru 67864 | Zot:5 | Haifisch: so many zot traps 67864 | Zot:5 | Haifisch: in zot 67889 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: you hear a distant 'sebastian' 67903 | Zot:5 | Noticed an ancient lich 67937 | Zot:5 | Killed an ancient lich 67937 | Zot:5 | Received a gift from Okawaru 67938 | Zot:5 | Haifisch: a robe. 68011 | Zot:5 | Noticed an orb of fire 68037 | Zot:5 | Killed an orb of fire 68267 | Zot:5 | Haifisch: an invaluable artefact. 68267 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: it doesn't even have a quote about orbs 68267 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: what is this trash 68267 | Zot:5 | Haifisch: search prefixes: {orb} 68267 | Zot:5 | Haifisch: I have no idea where I left my orb 68267 | Zot:5 | Haifisch: better ctrl-f it 68267 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: look that could have been a problem at one time maybe 68269 | Zot:5 | Got the Orb of Zot 68334 | Zot:5 | Noticed an ancient lich 68597 | D:15 | someoneawful: imagine just 68597 | D:15 | someoneawful: throwing the orb in lava 68597 | D:15 | Haifisch: thanks to whoever put these hatches here 68597 | D:15 | someoneawful: wow 68646 | D:11 | someoneawful: so many convenient stairs 68883 | D:3 | someoneawful: wow you never even went into temple 68892 | D:3 | Haifisch: heh 68892 | D:3 | Haifisch: well oka was right THERE 68892 | D:3 | Haifisch: who needs ely 68892 | D:3 | Haifisch: or zin, or veh, or dith 68892 | D:3 | someoneawful: poor ele 68892 | D:3 | someoneawful: ely 68972 | D:1 | someoneawful: yaaay 68973 | D:$ | Escaped with the Orb! Vanquished Creatures 2 orbs of fire 3 ancient liches (Zot:5) Mara (Depths:1) the Lernaean hydra (Swamp:4) Frederick (Vaults:4) Margery (Vaults:5) 2 Killer Klowns (Zot:5) 2 curse toes Saint Roka (Elf:3) Nikola (Elf:3) 9 golden dragons A Hellbinder (WizLab) Arachne (Spider:4) Jorgrun (Spider:2) 5 electric golems 21 tentacled monstrosities Rupert (Orc:2) 22 Orb Guardians (Zot:5) Asterion (Vaults:2) 2 deep elf blademasters (Elf:3) 4 liches 4 quicksilver dragons 2 deep elf master archers (Elf:3) An acid blob (Zot:3) A titan (Vaults:5) 6 sphinxes 6 death cobs 7 storm dragons 9 shadow dragons 10 tengu reavers Kirke (Lair:5) 3 draconian monks 4 thorn hunters Donald (Swamp:2) A daeva (Depths:2) 10 fire giants 8 frost giants 12 vault wardens 4 balrugs 4 ghost moths (Spider:4) 7 draconian scorchers 2 cacodemons (WizLab) 2 iron dragons (Vaults:5) An angel (Depths:2) 7 deep elf sorcerers 5 emperor scorpions Louise (Swamp:2) 3 imperial myrmidons (Desolation) 2 draconian stormcallers 3 draconian shifters 2 draconian knights 5 draconian annihilators 16 ironheart preservers 9 deep elf elementalists 32 very ugly things A ghoul (Vaults:5) A blood saint (WizLab) A war gargoyle (Vaults:3) The ghost of frogmouthbird the Severer, a journeyman HOAc of Okawaru (Lair:1) A juggernaut skeleton (Depths:2) 3 entropy weavers 17 stone giants An entropy weaver (shapeshifter) (Elf:3) 12 black draconians 6 deep elf demonologists 12 green draconians 6 deep elf annihilators Azrael (Spider:1) 2 vampire knights A halazid warlock (Desolation) 13 red draconians 12 white draconians 15 yellow draconians 9 spark wasps 2 lorocyprocas (WizLab) 6 purple draconians Snorg (D:12) 15 ettins 10 deep elf death magi Josephine (Orc:2) A blizzard demon (WizLab) 18 yaktaur captains A minotaur (Lab) A fire dragon (shapeshifter) (Vaults:1) 11 fire dragons 17 ogre magi 2 green deaths 3 ragged hierophants (Desolation) 2 deep elf high priests 2 crystal guardians (Desolation) 11 servants of whispers (Desolation) 10 rakshasas 4 great orbs of eyes 2 hell beasts 25 vault guards Harold (Lair:1) Fannar (Lair:3) 24 hydras 9 ice dragons A spriggan air mage (Depths:3) 8 peacekeepers (Desolation) 11 alligators 13 centaur warriors 4 death yaks An anaconda (shapeshifter) (Vaults:5) 51 two-headed ogres 9 deep troll shamans 6 death knights The ghost of dolphinbomb the Carver, a novice MiBe of Trog (Orc:1) 8 dancing weapons A tengu warrior (D:13) 7 orc high priests 16 deep troll earth magi 2 titan zombies (Depths:3) A spriggan berserker (Depths:5) 3 soul eaters (WizLab) A vampire mage (Depths:2) A large abomination (Elf:3) 14 deep elf knights 2 sun demons 14 hell knights A skeletal warrior (Vaults:2) 2 salamander mystics A titan skeleton (Vaults:4) A small abomination (Elf:3) 2 spriggan druids 2 sixfirhies (WizLab) 3 cherubim 2 shadow wraiths A spark wasp zombie (Depths:2) A golden dragon zombie (Depths:3) 2 infernal demonspawn 3 iron trolls A death drake (shapeshifter) (Vaults:5) 12 unseen horrors A swamp dragon (shapeshifter) (Depths:1) 11 deep elf archers 3 flayed ghosts 48 deep trolls 17 swamp dragons An unseen horror (shapeshifter) (Vaults:2) A glowing orange brain (shapeshifter) (Vaults:2) 4 phantasmal warriors 3 glowing orange brains A lindwurm (Lair:6) A wizard (Depths:2) Pikel (D:7) A lindwurm (shapeshifter) (Depths:1) 2 shadow dragon zombies A shambling mangrove (Swamp:2) 12 necromancers 14 orb spiders A harpy (Vaults:1) 17 ironbrand convokers A frost giant zombie (Vaults:5) 17 orc knights 73 deep elf magi 49 ugly things 3 manticores A mana viper (Depths:1) An iron dragon zombie (Depths:2) A glowing shapeshifter (Vaults:5) 11 salamanders 39 wolf spiders 2 fire giant zombies (Vaults:4) 21 moths of wrath 6 orc sorcerers 10 cyclopes 53 slime creatures A naga mage (Depths:1) 2 ice statues (IceCv) A guardian serpent (shapeshifter) (Vaults:5) 2 frost giant skeletons (Depths:2) A rust devil (WizLab) 2 black mambas (shapeshifter) 3 black mambas Joseph (D:7) 15 elephants 13 spiny frogs 10 vault sentinels A molten gargoyle (Desolation) 3 guardian serpents (Desolation) A smoke demon (Depths:3) 4 gargoyles 8 torpor snails An orange demon (WizLab) 10 demonic crawlers 11 freezing wraiths A spiny frog (shapeshifter) (Depths:2) 2 centaur skeletons 39 yaktaurs A hellion (WizLab) 2 kobold demonologists 2 yaktaurs (shapeshifter) 2 spriggan skeletons (Depths:2) 7 rime drakes 8 komodo dragons 5 ice devils (WizLab) 4 efreet 4 tengu conjurers A red devil (Depths:3) A queen bee (Spider:1) 6 meliai A hellwing (WizLab) 2 jumping spiders (shapeshifter) 59 saltlings 3 trolls Prince Ribbit (D:7) 31 jumping spiders 27 hornets 3 hippogriffs (shapeshifter) (D:15) 20 tyrant leeches 16 blink frogs An ettin zombie (Depths:2) 8 bog bodies 7 boulder beetles A frost giant simulacrum (Vaults:3) 7 hippogriffs 2 ynoxinuls (WizLab) 2 neqoxecs (WizLab) 66 redbacks A spriggan (shapeshifter) (D:15) 8 spriggans 5 shadows A tarantella (shapeshifter) (Vaults:1) A centaur simulacrum (D:15) A redback (shapeshifter) (D:15) 7 air elementals 8 wraiths 2 water elementals (Elf:1) 20 yaks 5 basilisks 6 fire bats (Volcano) 31 tarantellas A wyvern (shapeshifter) (Vaults:5) 11 wyverns 4 fire elementals A hog (shapeshifter) (Vaults:4) 2 steam dragons 5 hungry ghosts 4 hogs (Lair:5) 24 vampire mosquitoes 2 chaos spawn A soldier ant (shapeshifter) (Vaults:4) 13 insubstantial wisps 5 wargs A spriggan simulacrum (Depths:2) 2 soldier ants 15 water moccasins 24 swamp worms A hell hound (Spider:1) 5 acid dragons 6 porcupines A floating eye (shapeshifter) (Vaults:5) An eye of draining (shapeshifter) (Depths:3) 2 phantoms 17 ice beasts 3 ettin simulacra (Depths:3) 8 sky beasts 17 swamp drakes 30 ogres 7 necrophages 58 orc warriors 8 wolves 2 slaves (D:7) An eye of draining (D:10) 12 boggarts 21 centaurs 13 crocodiles An elf simulacrum (Vaults:5) A crocodile (shapeshifter) (Vaults:4) 10 big kobolds 16 bullfrogs 2 gnoll sergeants (D:10) 3 elf zombies (Ossuary) An ogre simulacrum (Vaults:1) 3 earth elementals A scorpion (D:6) 29 killer bees 13 wights 10 electric eels 3 vampire bats (Lair:6) 3 howler monkeys A bullfrog zombie (D:7) 5 crimson imps 2 quasits 5 centaur zombies A human zombie (Ossuary) 11 hounds 2 gnoll shamans 30 orc priests A bullfrog skeleton (D:13) 4 jellies 34 orc wizards 7 iguanas 11 worker ants 13 hell rats 7 sheep 2 big kobold zombies (Ossuary) 3 hound zombies A hound skeleton (D:6) 4 mummies (Ossuary) 3 worker ant zombies 29 gnolls 12 adders 2 howler monkey skeletons 19 river rats 2 shadow imps 6 oozes An adder zombie (Ossuary) A worm (D:3) 4 dart slugs 4 leopard geckos 97 orcs A ball python (D:1) 19 bats 4 giant cockroaches 34 goblins 33 hobgoblins 12 jackals 21 kobolds 11 quokkas 4 frilled lizards A gnoll zombie (Ossuary) A jackal skeleton (D:4) A leopard gecko skeleton (D:4) 2 quokka skeletons 22 rats 2 rat zombies (Ossuary) A butterfly (D:2) 2 crawling corpses (Elf:3) A plant (Lair:6) 2654 creatures vanquished. Vanquished Creatures (collateral kills) The ghost of PikkenKukken the Acrobat, a veteran DsAc of Kikubaaqudgha (Zot:2) 2 draconian annihilators (Zot:2) A moth of wrath (Zot:2) 4 creatures vanquished. Vanquished Creatures (others) A draconian knight (Zot:4) An ironheart preserver (Vaults:5) A hell beast (WizLab) 2 deep elf knights A deep troll (Depths:4) A swamp dragon (Depths:4) 3 deep elf magi A moth of wrath (Zot:5) 2 saltlings (Desolation) A fire elemental (Elf:2) A swamp worm (Depths:4) A swamp drake (Depths:4) An orc warrior (Vaults:5) A killer bee (D:13) A shadow imp (Zot:5) 12 fungi 49 plants 80 creatures vanquished. Grand Total: 2738 creatures vanquished Vault maps used: D:1: minmay_arrival_plants_in_alcoves D:2: xom_butterflies, nicolae_ru_sacrificial_ziggurat, lemuel_round_altar, gammafunk_temple_overflow_wave D:3: cheibrodos_thug_alley D:4: lemuel_crystal_altar, lightli_temple_of_fire, old_standard_altar, nicolae_overflow_crystal_walls, first_ration D:5: okawaru_ov_weapons_minmay D:6: minmay_goblin_kobold_castle, kennysheep_mini, minmay_temple_entry_hall, enter_ossuary_1 D:7: nicolae_ashenzari_panopticon, uniq_pikel, uniq_joseph, uniq_prince_ribbit1 D:8: nicolae_transmutations_shop D:9: erik_lair_island D:10: serial_gnoll_camp, gnoll_camp_mini_house, gnoll_camp_mini_loothouse, gnoll_camp_mini_house, gnoll_camp_mini_shop, hangedman_little_slice_of_home, minivault_16 D:11: led_sif_book D:12: david_orc_4, serial_shops, shop, shop, nicolae_shop_trees, shop, st_stairs_9, kb_rosetta, uniq_snorg D:13: portal_ice_cave_entry_ice_beasts, kennysheep_decorative_pillar D:14: hangedman_vaults_entry_quadrant_bands, kennysheep_nub D:15: hangedman_slaughterboxes Lair:1: grunt_megastairs_5, uniq_harold Lair:2: spider_nest_entry_a, roderic_carrion_pond Lair:3: lemuel_ratsnest, nicolae_swamp_entry_splash_gauntlet, uniq_fannar Lair:4: basic_altar, tgw_fedhas, serial_bayou_shore_a Lair:5: basic_altar, kennysheep_abandoned_house, uniq_kirke Lair:6: wormcave, guppyfry_lair_end_dragon, dpeg_slime_entry_corner, lab_entry_generic, roderic_batcave Swamp:1: evilmike_swamp_ruin_house_3, swamp_pool1, infiniplex_staircase_pool_2, uniq_roxanne Swamp:2: nicolae_swamp_dense_foliage, swamp_pool4, nicolae_swamp_orc_logging_accident, uniq_donald, uniq_louise Swamp:3: evilmike_swamp_ruin_rubble_2 Swamp:4: swamp_old_school, infiniplex_staircase_pool Spider:1: spider_trap, worms_lemuel, uniq_azrael Spider:2: special_room, uniq_jorgrun Spider:3: spider_trap, nicolae_spider_cling_ruins Spider:4: spider_rune_water, uniq_arachne Orc:1: nicolae_orc_tapped_out, uniq_erolcha Orc:2: st_orc_pillars, nicolae_volcano_entry_hallway, uniq_josephine, uniq_rupert Elf:1: serial_shops, shop, shop, minmay_elf_sorcery, hex_large Elf:2: serial_shops, nicolae_shop_overgrown_old_shop, nicolae_shop_waterfront, portal_desolation_entry_nicolae_nacl, basic_altar Elf:3: elf_hall, uniq_nikola, uniq_saint_roka Vaults:1: nicolae_vaults_little_squares_2, hangedman_vaults_maws, dpeg_vaults_pockets_of_resistance, vaults_room_grunt_arrival_ludios, v_misc_33, ontoclasm_vaults_ligature, v_misc_29, v_misc_30, hangedman_vaults_corner, vaults_mumra_lcd, ontoclasm_vaults_fault, vaults_room_pool, v_misc_17, basic_altar Vaults:2: v_misc_4, v_alt_pattern_5, vaults_room_door_hall, nicolae_vaults_triangles, hangedman_vaults_slice, nicolae_vaults_diagonal_hallway_9, uniq_asterion Vaults:3: ontoclasm_vaults_idyll, hangedman_vaults_slice, nicolae_vaults_murderbox, blue_anna_dwarven_crypt, vaults_room_stairs_pillars, nicolae_vaults_yaktaur_gun_rack, grunt_vaults_diagonal, hangedman_vaults_capsules, nicolae_vaults_windows_and_doors_thing, v_alt_pattern_3, v_misc_16, grunt_vaults_focal Vaults:4: hangedman_vaults_locks, v_misc_25, vaults_room_stairs_pillars, vaults_dpeg_diagonal, vaults_room_semicircle, v_alt_pattern_3, vaults_mumra_chevron, v_misc_22, nicolae_vaults_hallways_thing, nicolae_vaults_alarming, v_misc_27, v_misc_13, uniq_frederick Vaults:5: serial_shops, uniq_margery Depths:1: enter_ziggurat_e, hell_entry, mu_enter_wizlab_4, roderic_three_in_a_row, guppyfry_shop_venom, uniq_mara Depths:2: regret_index_uskayaw_diablada_macabre, rand_demon_pan_entry_9, kennysheep_minor_cross, hell_entry Depths:3: hangedman_elemental_death_ray, pf_vacation_house_of_asmodeus, hangedman_abyss_or_decor_stagger, serial_shops, shop, rand_demon_pan_entry_7, nrook_uturn, st_stairs_1 Depths:4: onia_ninara_swampy_vault, grunt_decor_mini_mirrors, hell_entry, enter_trove_3, abyss_entry_crystal, minmay_holes, infiniplex_staircase_river Depths:5: grunt_zot_entry_tricorne, minmay_misc_feat_more_columns, hell_entry, serial_shops, nicolae_shop_competitors_out_of_business, shop, shop, nicolae_shop_trees Zot:2: hangedman_zot_decor_scrapings Zot:3: hangedman_zot_spectrum Lab: labyrinth_hidden_loot, nicolae_lab_lava, labyrinth_skeletal_remains Ossuary: ossuary_minmay_tomb_2a IceCv: ice_cave_statue_garden_transporter Volcano: pf_volcano_lost_world WizLab: wizlab_demon Table legend: A = Turns spent in this place as a percentage of turns spent in the entire game. B = Non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in the entire game. C = Inter-level travel turns spent in this place as a percentage of turns spent in this place. D = Turns resting spent in this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place. E = Turns spent auto-exploring this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place. F = Non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place divided by the number of levels of this place that you've seen. A B C D E F +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+---------------------- Total | 100.0 | 100.0 | 9.1 | 18.4 | 39.4 | 1139.4 Dungeon | 28.3 | 26.8 | 13.9 | 25.4 | 43.3 | 1121.0 Lair | 14.0 | 14.2 | 8.1 | 29.3 | 44.4 | 1482.8 Swamp | 7.1 | 7.4 | 5.4 | 23.8 | 43.6 | 1155.5 Spider Nest | 5.5 | 5.6 | 7.4 | 9.2 | 36.6 | 874.0 Orcish Mines | 2.9 | 2.9 | 9.9 | 21.9 | 26.6 | 896.0 Elven Halls | 5.2 | 5.3 | 8.3 | 5.1 | 42.4 | 1106.7 Vaults | 11.8 | 12.2 | 6.2 | 6.1 | 34.9 | 1532.6 Depths | 11.0 | 10.9 | 10.3 | 10.7 | 42.4 | 1365.8 Zot | 8.4 | 8.5 | 8.2 | 9.6 | 43.4 | 1060.4 Labyrinth | 0.6 | 0.6 | 0.0 | 6.8 | 0.0 | 383.0 Ossuary | 1.1 | 1.2 | 0.0 | 37.7 | 0.7 | 738.0 Ice Cave | 0.3 | 0.3 | 0.0 | 52.3 | 0.0 | 214.0 Volcano | 0.6 | 0.6 | 0.0 | 20.9 | 12.8 | 407.0 Wizlab | 1.0 | 1.1 | 0.0 | 20.1 | 4.4 | 711.0 Desolation | 2.1 | 2.4 | 0.0 | 19.7 | 19.1 | 1478.0 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+---------------------- Action | 1- 3 | 4- 6 | 7- 9 | 10-12 | 13-15 | 16-18 | 19-21 | 22-24 | 25-27 || total -------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------++------- Melee: Whip | 88 | 154 | | | | | | | || 242 Mace | 1 | | | | | | | | || 1 Demon blade | | 25 | 365 | 599 | 1199 | 1726 | 2073 | 2412 | 3117 || 11516 Headbutt | | | | 98 | 162 | | | | || 260 Punch | | | | 2 | 3 | 7 | | | || 12 Bite | | | | | 41 | 330 | 430 | 571 | 860 || 2232 Throw: Tomahawk | | | | | 72 | | | | || 72 Javelin | | | | | | 105 | 82 | 31 | 745 || 963 Cast: Regeneration | | | | | | 1 | | 1 | 4 || 6 Repel Missiles | | | | | | 1 | | 1 | 1 || 3 Blink | | | | | | | 1 | | || 1 Apportation | | | | | | | | | 6 || 6 Deflect Missiles | | | | | | | | | 3 || 3 Invok: Heroism | | | | 4 | 14 | 11 | 8 | 5 | 10 || 52 Finesse | | | | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 6 || 22 Evoke: Wand | | | 18 | 34 | 12 | 17 | 13 | 4 | 9 || 107 Fan of gales | | | | | | 1 | 1 | | || 2 Use: Scroll | | 5 | 2 | 23 | 18 | 14 | 14 | 8 | 12 || 96 Potion | | 2 | 4 | | 6 | 5 | 10 | 2 | 14 || 43 Stab: Sleeping | 3 | 1 | | | | | | | 1 || 5 Distracted | | | 1 | 1 | | | | | 1 || 3 Paralysed | | | | 4 | | | | | || 4 Confused | | | | | | | | | 2 || 2 Eat: Chunk | | 8 | 12 | 25 | 29 | 20 | 22 | 28 | 24 || 168 Ration | | 2 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 18 || 41 Armor: Robe | 28 | 12 | | | | | | | || 40 Ring mail | | 53 | 29 | | | | | | || 82 Chain mail | | | 92 | 170 | 188 | | | | || 450 Plate armour | | | | | 149 | 706 | 982 | 705 | 564 || 3106 Pearl dragon scal | | | | | | | | | 749 || 749 Dodge: Dodged | 77 | 121 | 76 | 85 | 410 | 662 | 1079 | 861 | 1400 || 4771 Deflected | | | | | | 6 | 36 | 59 | 133 || 234 Block: Other | | | 41 | 49 | 52 | 68 | | | || 210 Reflection | | | 4 | | | | | | || 4 Buckler | | | | | | 588 | 1176 | 972 | 1229 || 3965 Shield | | | | | | | | | 487 || 487 Rpst.: Demon blade | | 2 | 22 | 30 | 108 | 118 | 217 | 169 | 245 || 911