Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup version 0.22-a0-974-g70ddf4710b (webtiles) character file. 3665242 Haifisch the Impregnable (level 27, 231/231 HPs) Began as a Formicid Archaeologist on Feb 16, 2020. Was the Champion of Okawaru. Escaped with the Orb ... and 5 runes on Feb 17, 2020! The game lasted 04:46:20 (58724 turns). Haifisch the Impregnable (Formicid Archaeologist) Turns: 58724, Time: 04:46:21 Health: 231/231 AC: 42 Str: 34 XL: 27 Magic: 17/17 EV: 18 Int: 21 God: Okawaru [******] Gold: 4486 SH: 29 Dex: 11 Spells: 12/26 levels left rFire + + + SeeInvis + a - +8 mithril axe "Arga" {speed, MR+} rCold + + + Gourm . L - +7 large shield "Jiw Deq" {+Inv rF++ Str+2 SInv} rNeg + . . Faith . r - +10 plate armour {rN+} rPois + Spirit . I - +2 cloak {rF+} rElec + Reflect . e - +2 pair of gloves {Str+3} rCorr . Harm . p - +2 pair of boots {run} MR +++.. Clarity + B - amulet of regeneration Stlth .......... O - ring of Aquh {Wiz rElec rF+ rC+ Str+4} HPRegen 1.88/turn D - ring of Linearity {+Fly rPois rC+ Int+5 Dex-4} MPRegen 0.15/turn @: regenerating, repel missiles, quick A: permanent stasis, dig shafts and tunnels, four strong arms, antennae 3, clarity, clever 1, cold resistance 1, mutation resistance 1, strong 1, MP-powered wands 0: Orb of Zot }: 5/15 runes: barnacled, slimy, silver, abyssal, gossamer a: Dig, Shaft Self, Release Permanent Buffs, Heroism, Finesse, Renounce Religion, Evoke Invisibility, Evoke Flight You escaped. You worshipped Okawaru. Okawaru was exalted by your worship. You were not hungry. You have taken no pledge. You visited 12 branches of the dungeon, and saw 58 of its levels. You visited the Abyss 1 time. You also visited: Labyrinth, Sewer, Ice Cave and Volcano. You collected 9213 gold pieces. You spent 4727 gold pieces at shops. Inventory: Hand Weapons a - the +8 mithril axe "Arga" (weapon) {speed, MR+} Attacks with this weapon are significantly faster. It affects your resistance to hostile enchantments. Missiles d - 21 javelins J - 7 steel javelins (quivered) Armour e - a +2 pair of gloves of strength (worn) (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 5 of the Lair of Beasts) p - a +2 pair of boots of running (worn) (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 1 of the Lair of Beasts) r - a +10 plate armour of positive energy (worn) (You took it off Louise on level 14 of the Dungeon) I - a +2 cloak of fire resistance (worn) (You found it in a volcano) L - the +7 large shield "Jiw Deq" (worn) {+Inv rF++ Str+2 SInv} (You bought it in a shop on level 2 of the Orcish Mines) It affects your strength (+2). It greatly protects you from fire. It lets you see invisible. It lets you turn invisible. Jewellery c - an uncursed ring of resist corrosion q - the ring "Luanen" {rElec rN+ Int+2 Stlth+} (You took it off a skeletal warrior on level 3 of the Crypt) [ring of positive energy] It affects your intelligence (+2). It insulates you from electricity. It protects you from negative energy. It makes you more stealthy. B - an amulet of regeneration (around neck) D - the ring of Linearity (right hand) {+Fly rPois rC+ Int+5 Dex-4} (You found it in a labyrinth) [ring of protection from cold] It affects your intelligence (+5). It affects your dexterity (-4). It protects you from cold. It protects you from poison. It lets you fly. F - the ring "Zehywah" {rN+ MR++ MP+9 Dex+4} (You bought it in a shop on level 2 of the Elven Halls) [ring of magical power] It affects your dexterity (+4). It protects you from negative energy. It affects your resistance to hostile enchantments. It affects your magic capacity (+9). O - the ring of Aquh (left hand) {Wiz rElec rF+ rC+ Str+4} (You took it off an ironbrand convoker on level 5 of the Vaults) [ring of wizardry] It improves your spell success rate. It affects your strength (+4). It protects you from fire. It protects you from cold. It insulates you from electricity. U - the ring of Tesib {rElec rPois MP+9 Dex+4} (You took it off a vault sentinel on level 5 of the Vaults) [ring of magical power] It affects your dexterity (+4). It insulates you from electricity. It protects you from poison. It affects your magic capacity (+9). Wands b - a wand of digging (43) i - a wand of paralysis (41) o - a wand of disintegration (33) s - a wand of iceblast (35) w - a wand of acid (40) y - a wand of enslavement (9) M - a wand of scattershot (16) V - a wand of clouds (13) Scrolls j - 20 scrolls of remove curse k - 9 scrolls of fog v - 6 scrolls of magic mapping A - 8 scrolls of identify E - 6 scrolls of recharging G - 3 scrolls of summoning H - 4 scrolls of silence K - 8 scrolls of fear T - 2 scrolls of holy word Potions g - 24 potions of curing h - 5 potions of agility m - 9 potions of restore abilities n - 7 potions of invisibility u - 3 potions of cancellation x - 6 potions of magic z - 4 potions of heal wounds C - 7 potions of might P - 3 potions of resistance R - 8 potions of ambrosia Miscellaneous l - 2 phantom mirrors t - 4 boxes of beasts N - a phial of floods Q - a fan of gales S - a lightning rod (4/4) W - a harp of healing Comestibles f - 67 rations Skills: - Level 22.0 Fighting - Level 18.0 Axes - Level 15.0 Throwing - Level 22.1 Armour - Level 20.0 Dodging - Level 10.0 Stealth - Level 15.0 Shields - Level 2.0 Hexes - Level 9.0 Charms - Level 2.0 Necromancy - Level 6.0 Translocations + Level 19.1 Invocations - Level 22.0 Evocations You had 12 spell levels left. You knew the following spells: Your Spells Type Power Failure Level Hunger a - Apportation Tloc ####.. 1% 1 ##..... b - Chill Thread Chrm/Ice ###. 3% 1 ##..... G - Regeneration Chrm/Necr ###....... 7% 3 ####... H - Swiftness Chrm/Air ###..... 5% 2 ###.... R - Repel Missiles Chrm/Air ###... 5% 2 ###.... S - Song of Slaying Chrm #####... 1% 2 ###.... W - Spectral Weapon Hex/Chrm ###..... 7% 3 ####... Your spell library contained the following spells: Spells Type Power Failure Level Hunger Cause Fear Hex #......... 65% 4 #####.. Fireball Conj/Fire #......... 99% 5 ######. Conjure Flame Conj/Fire #....... 52% 3 ####... Bolt of Fire Conj/Fire #......... 100% 6 ####### Lightning Bolt Conj/Air #......... 99% 5 ######. Bolt of Magma Conj/Fire/Erth #......... 99% 5 ######. Slow Hex #....... 16% 2 ###.... Haste Chrm #####... 100% 9 ####### Confuse Hex #....... 28% 3 ####... Invisibility Hex #....... 100% 6 ####### Throw Flame Conj/Fire #..... 32% 2 ###.... Throw Frost Conj/Ice #..... 32% 2 ###.... Controlled Blink Tloc N/A 100% 8 ####### Ring of Flames Chrm/Fire ###....... 100% 7 ####### Venom Bolt Conj/Pois #......... 99% 5 ######. Olgreb's Toxic Radiance Pois #....... 89% 4 #####.. Teleport Other Tloc ####.... 6% 3 ####... Bolt of Draining Conj/Necr #......... 98% 5 ######. Lehudib's Crystal Spear Conj/Erth #......... 100% 8 ####### Poisonous Cloud Conj/Pois/Air #......... 99% 5 ######. Fire Storm Conj/Fire #......... 100% 9 ####### Blink Tloc N/A 2% 2 ###.... Animate Dead Necr N/A 65% 4 #####.. Pain Necr #... 10% 1 ##..... Control Undead Necr #......... 65% 4 #####.. Animate Skeleton Necr N/A 10% 1 ##..... Vampiric Draining Necr #......... 28% 3 ####... Freeze Ice #... 22% 1 ##..... Ozocubu's Refrigeration Ice #......... 100% 6 ####### Sticky Flame Conj/Fire #....... 89% 4 #####.. Summon Ice Beast Ice/Summ #....... 89% 4 #####.. Ozocubu's Armour Chrm/Ice ###..... 11% 3 ####... Poison Arrow Conj/Pois #......... 100% 6 ####### Sting Conj/Pois #... 22% 1 ##..... Sublimation of Blood Necr #......... 16% 2 ###.... Tukima's Dance Hex #....... 28% 3 ####... Corpse Rot Necr N/A 16% 2 ###.... Iron Shot Conj/Erth #......... 100% 6 ####### Stone Arrow Conj/Erth #..... 52% 3 ####... Shock Conj/Air #... 22% 1 ##..... Spider Form Tmut/Pois #......... 52% 3 ####... Statue Form Tmut/Erth #........ 100% 6 ####### Dragon Form Tmut #......... 100% 7 ####### Deflect Missiles Chrm/Air ###....... 99% 6 ####### Throw Icicle Conj/Ice #....... 89% 4 #####.. Glaciate Conj/Ice #......... 100% 9 ####### Airstrike Air #......... 89% 4 #####.. Shadow Creatures Summ N/A 100% 6 ####### Flame Tongue Conj/Fire #.... 22% 1 ##..... Passwall Tmut/Erth #....... 32% 2 ###.... Ignite Poison Fire/Tmut/Pois #....... 52% 3 ####... Sticks to Snakes Tmut #....... 32% 2 ###.... Ensorcelled Hibernation Hex/Ice #..... 22% 2 ###.... Summon Butterflies Summ #....... 22% 1 ##..... Silence Hex/Air #......... 98% 5 ######. Shatter Erth #......... 100% 9 ####### Dispersal Tloc ####...... 94% 6 ####### Static Discharge Conj/Air #....... 52% 3 ####... Corona Hex #...... 10% 1 ##..... Alistair's Intoxication Tmut/Pois #....... 99% 5 ######. Lee's Rapid Deconstruct Erth #......... 99% 5 ######. Conjure Ball Lightning Conj/Air #......... 100% 6 ####### Chain Lightning Conj/Air #......... 100% 8 ####### Excruciating Wounds Chrm/Necr ###....... 52% 5 ######. Portal Projectile Hex/Tloc ###... 13% 3 ####... Petrify Tmut/Erth #....... 89% 4 #####.. Passage of Golubria Tloc N/A 19% 4 #####.. Orb of Destruction Conj #......... 100% 7 ####### Tornado Air #......... 100% 9 ####### Leda's Liquefaction Hex/Erth #......... 78% 4 #####.. Darkness Hex #......... 100% 6 ####### Shroud of Golubria Chrm/Tloc ####...... 1% 2 ###.... Inner Flame Hex/Fire #....... 38% 3 ####... Disjunction Tloc ####...... 100% 8 ####### Dazzling Spray Conj/Hex #..... 38% 3 ####... Force Lance Conj/Tloc ##...... 52% 4 #####.. Infusion Chrm #### 1% 1 ##..... Discord Hex #......... 100% 8 ####### Virulence Hex/Pois #....... 78% 4 #####.. Summon Lightning Spire Summ/Air #....... 89% 4 #####.. Dragon's Call Summ #......... 100% 9 ####### Spellforged Servitor Conj/Summ #......... 100% 7 ####### Hydra Form Tmut #......... 100% 6 ####### Irradiate Conj/Tmut #......... 99% 5 ######. Singularity Tloc ####...... 100% 9 ####### Gell's Gravitas Tloc ####...... 6% 3 ####... Yara's Violent Unravell Hex/Tmut #......... 98% 5 ######. Lesser Beckoning Tloc ####...... 6% 3 ####... Ignition Fire #......... 100% 8 ####### Borgnjor's Vile Clutch Necr/Erth #......... 98% 5 ######. Phase Shift Tloc ####...... 45% 5 ######. Blade of Disaster Conj/Chrm ###....... 65% 5 ######. Conjure Distortion Conj/Tloc ##...... 19% 3 ####... Time Stop Hex #......... 100% 9 ####### Iskenderun's Undoing Conj #......... 100% 9 ####### Differential Expansion Conj/Ice #....... 52% 3 ####... Dungeon Overview and Level Annotations Branches: Dungeon (15/15) Temple (1/1) D:4 Lair (6/6) D:10 Shoals (4/4) Lair:4 Spider (4/4) Lair:3 Slime (5/5) Lair:5 Orc (2/2) D:9 Elf (3/3) Orc:2 Vaults (5/5) D:14 Crypt (3/3) Vaults:3 Tomb (0/3) Crypt:3 Depths (5/5) D:15 Zot (5/5) Depths:5 Altars: Ashenzari Fedhas Hepliaklqana Jiyva Kikubaaqudgha Nemelex Xobeh Okawaru Ru Sif Muna Trog Vehumet Wu Jian Xom Zin The Shining One Beogh Shops: D:9 (= Orc:2 [(? Elf:2 = Shoals:3 ?* Vaults:1 ( Vaults:3 } Vaults:4 } Depths:1 [ Depths:2 !:[* Depths:4 [%=[ Depths:5 = Portals: Hell: Depths:1 Depths:2 Depths:3 Depths:4 Depths:5 Abyss: Depths:3 Depths:4 Pandemonium: Depths:1 Depths:2 Depths:3 Ziggurat: Depths:5 Innate Abilities, Weirdness & Mutations You cannot be hasted, slowed, berserked, paralysed or teleported. You can dig through walls and to a lower floor. Your four strong arms can wield two-handed weapons with a shield. You are magically regenerating. You are manifesting your weapon's spirit. Your melee attacks are strengthened by your song. You are repelling missles You have woven a chill thread. You have a pair of large antennae on your head. (SInv) You possess an exceptional clarity of mind. Your mind is acute. (Int +2) Your flesh is cold resistant. (rC+) You are somewhat resistant to further mutation. Your muscles are strong. (Str +2) You expend magic power (3 MP) to strengthen your wands. Message History Ye dig through tha rock wall! Ye dig through tha rock wall! Ye dig through tha rock wall! Ye dig through tha rock wall! Ye retract yer mandibles! Ye 'stend yer mandibles! Ye retract yer mandibles! Ye 'stend yer mandibles! Ye dig through tha rock wall! Ye retract yer mandibles! Ye 'stend yer mandibles! Ye dig through tha rock wall! Ye dig through tha rock wall! Ye retract yer mandibles! Ye 'stend yer mandibles! Ye dig through tha rock wall! Ye retract yer mandibles! Thar be an op'n door 'ere! Thar be a staircase leadin' outta tha dungeon 'ere! 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HP: 25/25 MP: 2/2 143 | D:1 | someoneawful: what is going on with your tile's, uh 144 | D:1 | someoneawful: waist 144 | D:1 | Haifisch: uh 144 | D:1 | Haifisch: good question 144 | D:1 | Einwand: I think that's a belt of some sort? 144 | D:1 | someoneawful: there's like... a brown pixel there 144 | D:1 | Einwand: real weird though 144 | D:1 | someoneawful: your fly is down 144 | D:1 | Haifisch: ant rocking out with its 144 | D:1 | Haifisch: lmao 207 | D:1 | SirSamVimes: look I'm just gonna say what we're all thinki- 207 | D:1 | SirSamVimes: dammit 221 | D:1 | someoneawful: i'm glad it wasn't just a graphical glitch on my end 223 | D:1 | someoneawful: i'd feel real weird 240 | D:1 | Reached XP level 3. HP: 15/31 MP: 3/3 241 | D:1 | SirSamVimes: axes 241 | D:1 | Haifisch: axes 241 | D:1 | someoneawful: axe manual 241 | D:1 | Haifisch: hell yeah 241 | D:1 | Einwand: nice 241 | D:1 | someoneawful: lol if you get frostbite a second time 244 | D:1 | SirSamVimes: are you gonna get frostbite again 274 | D:1 | Einwand: cmon obsidian axe 409 | D:1 | Haifisch: all the axe unrands are pretty solid 409 | D:1 | Haifisch: except obsidian axe 439 | D:1 | Reached skill level 1 in Axes 440 | D:1 | someoneawful: gonna laugh if you get wrath of trog as a fo 447 | D:1 | Einwand: obsidian axe as an ant would be the most suicidal thing 465 | D:1 | SirSamVimes: if you get obsid axe you're obliged to use it 715 | D:1 | Einwand: your options to escape are unequip it and shafting self 883 | D:1 | someoneawful: obsidian axe, but you only equip it when you've already got your murderhole dug 883 | D:1 | someoneawful: and are 1v1ing things 897 | D:2 | Einwand: if only it didn't curse itself everytime you equipped it 933 | D:2 | Einwand: I get why it does it because it'd be really tedious but effective to do that 1067 | D:1 | Einwand: and also frankly not a downside at all if you could unmes yourself at any time 1074 | D:2 | someoneawful: yeah 1078 | D:2 | Reached XP level 4. HP: 26/38 MP: 3/4 1201 | D:2 | Found a sacrificial altar of Ru. 1281 | D:2 | SirSamVimes: wtf why is that purple not drank 1284 | D:2 | SirSamVimes: drunk? 1294 | D:2 | SirSamVimes: drink the god damn purple haif 1294 | D:2 | Haifisch: because now you need to save it for when you get bad muts!! 1294 | D:2 | someoneawful: ^^^ 1294 | D:2 | SirSamVimes: drink 1294 | D:2 | someoneawful: if you have 2 you can drink 1 1294 | D:2 | SirSamVimes: the 1294 | D:2 | SirSamVimes: purple 1294 | D:2 | someoneawful: but if you have 1 you cannot drink 1 1455 | D:2 | Einwand: eat purple and then drink purple if bad purple 1466 | D:2 | Einwand: or if you have an absurd amount 1515 | D:2 | SirSamVimes: what happened to you haif, you used to be cool 1515 | D:2 | Einwand: or are gozag and your only mutation options are purple drank 1515 | D:2 | Haifisch: all I'm saying is I don't want...actually I guess only deformed is the really bad malmut that would apply to ants, huh 1515 | D:2 | Haifisch: don't even give a fuck about blurry because lol 1515 | D:2 | SirSamVimes: and all I'm saying is smash haif eat the purple 1524 | D:2 | someoneawful: ant mouth 1524 | D:2 | SirSamVimes: ant mouf eat the purple 1564 | D:2 | Noticed Jessica 1564 | D:2 | Einwand: imagine if archeologist boxes could give axe of woe by mistake 1570 | D:2 | Einwand: that'd be a fun run 1570 | D:2 | Haifisch: axe of woe 1580 | D:2 | someoneawful: ??axe of woe 1581 | D:2 | seam: axe of woe[1/2]: +∞ exec (or broad, for small races) axe made entirely out of murder. Insta-kills everything it hits, never misses, goes with any outfit. A meatsprint exclusive. 1581 | D:2 | someoneawful: i miss sprint 1581 | D:2 | Haifisch: oh, that one 1581 | D:2 | Haifisch: lmao 1581 | D:2 | Haifisch: same. 1581 | D:2 | SirSamVimes: wtf happened to sprint 1581 | D:2 | Haifisch: how hard would it be to make gooncralw sprint work... 1581 | D:2 | Einwand: ??axe of woe[2] 1581 | D:2 | seam: axe of woe[2/2]: The +∞,+∞ Axe of Woe barely shimmers and breaks into pieces. Elyvilon is most pleased with you. 1581 | D:2 | SirSamVimes: there were some really fun ones 1583 | D:2 | Killed Jessica 1583 | D:2 | Reached XP level 5. HP: 28/43 MP: 5/5 1584 | D:2 | Haifisch: zigsprint+qaz was great if you just wanted to murder a bunch of stuff 1766 | D:2 | Found a runed door. 1816 | D:2 | Einwand: yiuf's not a good idea if living is your goal 1816 | D:2 | Haifisch: clearly d2 yiuf with a +0 handaxe and a robe is a good idea 1816 | D:2 | SirSamVimes: it's not a good idea, but do it anyway 1816 | D:2 | someoneawful: being alive > not being alive 1816 | D:2 | Einwand: can't even berserk or anything because antlyfe 1885 | D:3 | someoneawful: um 1889 | D:3 | Haifisch: poison needles >:| 1889 | D:3 | someoneawful: you sure hit a lot of buttons really fast 1889 | D:3 | SirSamVimes: the spirit of logicninja is within him 1889 | D:3 | someoneawful: lmao 1889 | D:3 | someoneawful: god. 1889 | D:3 | someoneawful: logicninja. 1889 | D:3 | SirSamVimes: play fast, die early, leave a firestorming ghost 1889 | D:3 | someoneawful: i should splat some DEFE 1889 | D:3 | someoneawful: it's fun to get firestorm before lair branches tbh 1899 | D:3 | SirSamVimes: ??logicninja[4] 1900 | D:3 | seam: dispater strategy[1/1]: !lm logicninja uniq=dispater 1 -tv:<2 1903 | D:3 | SirSamVimes: ??logicnina[3] 1904 | D:3 | seam: logicnina ~ logicninja[3/6]: why are there two fire storm ghosts in slime 6 1904 | D:3 | Reached skill level 5 in Axes 1918 | D:3 | someoneawful: you did it 1918 | D:3 | someoneawful: you used the power 1918 | D:3 | Haifisch: it was fine 1918 | D:3 | someoneawful: of closing doors 1918 | D:3 | Einwand: can also just, dig 1918 | D:3 | Einwand: if you have to 1918 | D:3 | someoneawful: doors OP, plz nerf 1918 | D:3 | SirSamVimes: "why are there two fire storm ghosts in slime 6" is the most perfect summation of LN possible 1918 | D:3 | Einwand: I need to see what your danged unrand is, or your death 1918 | D:3 | Einwand: before sleep 2178 | D:3 | Einwand: ooh disint wand 2179 | D:3 | Einwand: big find this early 2180 | D:3 | Einwand: go murder yiuf with it 2180 | D:3 | Haifisch: oh I got a second purple 2180 | D:3 | Haifisch: this one's for sam 2180 | D:3 | someoneawful: lol 2180 | D:3 | Gained mutation: Your body sometimes deteriorates upon taking damage. [potion of mutation] 2180 | D:3 | Gained mutation: You are clumsy. (Dex -2) [potion of mutation] 2180 | D:3 | Gained mutation: You have sharp fingernails. [potion of mutation] 2181 | D:3 | Haifisch: cool 2181 | D:3 | Einwand: Nice. 2181 | D:3 | someoneawful: great! 2181 | D:3 | Haifisch: great 2181 | D:3 | SirSamVimes: lol 2181 | D:3 | someoneawful: chug the other one 2181 | D:3 | SirSamVimes: now drink another to fix it 2181 | D:3 | Lost mutation: You have sharp fingernails. [potion of mutation] 2181 | D:3 | Lost mutation: You are clumsy. (Dex -2) [potion of mutation] 2181 | D:3 | Gained mutation: Your flesh is cold resistant. (rC+) [potion of mutation] 2181 | D:3 | Gained mutation: You possess an exceptional clarity of mind. [potion of mutation] 2181 | D:3 | Gained mutation: You expend magic power (3 MP) to strengthen your wands. [potion of mutation] 2182 | D:3 | someoneawful: hey, it worked 2182 | D:3 | Haifisch: well 2182 | D:3 | Haifisch: uh 2182 | D:3 | SirSamVimes: see, purple good 2182 | D:3 | Haifisch: it didn't get rid of deteriorate but clarity good 2182 | D:3 | Einwand: 100% go murder yiuf now 2195 | D:3 | someoneawful: clarity and rC 2202 | D:3 | Einwand: deteriorate 1 and 2 are neglible anyways 2230 | D:3 | Einwand: yiuf must be disintegrated 2236 | D:3 | someoneawful: yeah it's annoying ut it's like oh no, i lost 1 int 2270 | D:3 | Einwand: it's law 2272 | D:3 | SirSamVimes: wandmut with a disint wand early game seems powerful 2272 | D:3 | SirSamVimes: go disint yiuf 2272 | D:3 | Einwand: @??yiuf 2272 | D:3 | seam: unknown monster: "yiuf" 2319 | D:3 | someoneawful: @??crazy yiuf 2319 | D:3 | SirSamVimes: @??crazy_yiuf 2319 | D:3 | seam: Crazy Yiuf (g) | Spd: 10 | HD: 3 | HP: 16-23 | AC/EV: 3/9 | Dam: 9 | items, doors | Res: magic(10) | Vul: silver | XP: 40 | Sz: Medium | Int: human. 2319 | D:3 | seam: Crazy Yiuf (g) | Spd: 10 | HD: 3 | HP: 16-23 | AC/EV: 3/9 | Dam: 9 | items, doors | Res: magic(10) | Vul: silver | XP: 40 | Sz: Medium | Int: human. 2319 | D:3 | Haifisch: powers to remember I have: digging 2319 | D:3 | Einwand: 10 magic res 2393 | D:3 | Einwand: he can absolutely be disintegrated 2419 | D:3 | Einwand: with 0 invo 2419 | D:3 | Einwand: evo 2419 | D:3 | Haifisch: when I'm done with this level!! 2419 | D:3 | Einwand: no 2615 | D:3 | Found a viscous altar of Jiyva. 2616 | D:3 | Found a sparkling altar of Nemelex Xobeh. 2647 | D:3 | Found an ornate altar of the Wu Jian Council. 2651 | D:3 | Einwand: could dig in there if you care 2713 | D:3 | Einwand: yeeee 2713 | D:3 | Einwand: #antlyfe 2782 | D:2 | Noticed Crazy Yiuf 2783 | D:2 | Haifisch: shh he's sleeping 2783 | D:2 | someoneawful: wjc: good but i would probably not worship it as an ant 2784 | D:2 | Haifisch: lol 2784 | D:2 | Killed Crazy Yiuf 2785 | D:2 | someoneawful: do it again 2786 | D:2 | someoneawful: there you go 2795 | D:2 | SirSamVimes: haif did you see when I got my skills drained to literally 0 in vaults 2795 | D:2 | Einwand: that's more like it 2801 | D:2 | someoneawful: yaaay +0 cloak 2858 | D:3 | SirSamVimes: or maybe it was in elf 2858 | D:3 | Haifisch: it's armor!! 2887 | D:3 | Einwand: what's the command for looking up/down stairs anyways 2898 | D:3 | Einwand: I thought it was shift X then < or > 2898 | D:3 | someoneawful: i don't remember 2898 | D:3 | Haifisch: [ or ] when in X mode I think 2898 | D:3 | someoneawful: i always forget 2898 | D:3 | Einwand: but that doens't seem to do it anymore 2898 | D:3 | Haifisch: or < or > 2898 | D:3 | Einwand: oh it is [] 2898 | D:2 | Einwand: that'd explain it 2898 | D:2 | someoneawful: oh 2898 | D:2 | Haifisch: yeah it's [] 2898 | D:3 | someoneawful: yeah >< just takes you to where stairs *are* 2898 | D:3 | someoneawful: ... 2898 | D:3 | someoneawful: look at that wall door 2898 | D:3 | someoneawful: why is there a wall door 2898 | D:3 | someoneawful: a double-wide wall-door, at that 2898 | D:3 | someoneawful: close it imo 2901 | D:3 | Haifisch: you know those stupid hanging barn doors that are pinteresty as hell 2901 | D:3 | someoneawful: lmfao 2901 | D:3 | someoneawful: ugh 2905 | D:4 | Haifisch: sewer 2910 | D:4 | Einwand: snek 2918 | D:4 | Reached XP level 6. HP: 37/49 MP: 6/6 2995 | D:4 | Found a staircase to the Ecumenical Temple. 2997 | D:4 | Haifisch: temple... 2997 | D:4 | Haifisch: should probably pit stop anyway 2999 | D:4 | Einwand: lots of time, probably 3000 | D:4 | someoneawful: but 3001 | D:4 | someoneawful: the 3002 | D:4 | someoneawful: sewer... 3014 | D:4 | Einwand: so many frigging frog skeletons 3015 | D:4 | Einwand: go away skeletons 3015 | D:4 | Haifisch: arga 3015 | D:4 | Haifisch: hell yeah 3015 | D:4 | someoneawful: kind of a waste as an ant 3015 | D:4 | someoneawful: still really good but 3015 | D:4 | Einwand: if only arga was an executioner's axe 3015 | D:4 | someoneawful: as an ant it just feels like wasted potential 3015 | D:4 | Haifisch: how is it a waste 3015 | D:4 | SirSamVimes: I just want them to stop putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin frogs skeletal 3015 | D:4 | Haifisch: oh because 1h? 3015 | D:4 | someoneawful: yes 3015 | D:4 | someoneawful: 2h/shield is like the entire point of being an ant 3015 | D:4 | Einwand: I mean it's still better than anyything else you'll get for most of the game 3015 | D:4 | Haifisch: it's still a dang +8 speed axe 3015 | D:4 | Haifisch: with MR 3015 | D:4 | someoneawful: yes 3020 | D:4 | someoneawful: like it's still one of the best weapons in the game 3020 | D:4 | Einwand: you'll probably replace it with a crafted executioner's axe at endgame though 3024 | D:4 | SirSamVimes: ??broad_axe 3025 | D:4 | seam: broad axe[1/2]: (axes; -2 acc / 13 dam / 1.6 base delay / 0.7 min delay). A war axe improved with langets, spikes, a lengthed haft and a single-bladed crescent head. The largest one handed axe. 3028 | D:4 | Einwand: just because antlyfe 3029 | Temple | Entered the Ecumenical Temple 3038 | Temple | Haifisch: okaywaru... 3038 | Temple | someoneawful: i would love to have it on anything but an ant 3038 | Temple | someoneawful: oka good 3038 | Temple | Einwand: oka boring, oka also first god seen 3038 | Temple | someoneawful: ^^^ 3038 | Temple | Haifisch: laziness rule 3041 | Temple | Einwand: exactly 3041 | Temple | Became a worshipper of Warmaster Okawaru 3042 | Temple | someoneawful: worship oka and go find that dang sewer 3055 | D:4 | SirSamVimes: shoulda gone tso and been a shiny ant imo 3055 | D:4 | Haifisch: gnolls 3055 | D:4 | Haifisch: ew, early tso 3072 | D:4 | someoneawful: early tso is garbo, but it's less garbo than it used to be 3072 | D:4 | Haifisch: so many enemies, go away 3075 | D:4 | Haifisch: I said go away!! 3075 | D:4 | someoneawful: um 3075 | D:4 | Einwand: well unless you want ot take your chances with the priest 3075 | D:4 | Einwand: it's shafting time 3075 | D:4 | Haifisch: well I WAS gonna go up the stair 3075 | D:4 | someoneawful: the sewer ;_; 3075 | D:4 | SirSamVimes: disint the ant 3075 | D:4 | Haifisch: or I could see how much I can blow up 3076 | D:4 | Einwand: oh yeah the wand still exists 3078 | D:4 | Einwand: nope 3078 | D:4 | someoneawful: ... 3078 | D:4 | SirSamVimes: rip 3078 | D:4 | Haifisch: or I can die 3078 | D:4 | Reached skill level 1 in Armour 3078 | D:4 | Reached skill level 1 in Invocations 3078 | D:4 | someoneawful: no heal pots? 3078 | D:4 | Haifisch: nope 3078 | D:4 | SirSamVimes: none 3080 | D:4 | Haifisch: quokka plz 3080 | D:4 | SirSamVimes: quokka!!! 3080 | D:4 | someoneawful: cant believe a quokka just killed you 3080 | D:4 | Einwand: you're so dead 3084 | D:4 | someoneawful: hey you found the sewer 3084 | D:4 | Haifisch: hey I found the sewer!! 3084 | D:4 | Haifisch: e;fb 3084 | D:4 | Einwand: oh look it's the sewer 3084 | D:4 | someoneawful: you should have shafted yourself like 5 turns ago though 3084 | D:4 | Einwand: yep 3084 | D:4 | SirSamVimes: shoulda just killed the quokka and ran up stairs instead of fog 3085 | D:4 | someoneawful: the stairs were never an option tbh 3085 | D:4 | Haifisch: they were, until enemies were on them 3085 | D:4 | someoneawful: alas... 3085 | D:4 | Haifisch: :( 3085 | D:4 | Einwand: honestly your only option now is insane luck and all skill exp into fighting 3085 | D:4 | Einwand: you'll probably get smited but it's your only possible chance now 3085 | D:4 | someoneawful: no scrolls of like... fear or anything? 3085 | D:4 | someoneawful: dang. 3085 | D:4 | Haifisch: these are my options. 3085 | D:4 | someoneawful: chug flight and have your corpse float to the heavens 3085 | D:4 | Einwand: all exp fighting attempt to fight 3085 | D:4 | Einwand: that's the literal only possible chance 3085 | D:4 | Einwand: which is 100% dependant on the priest not smiting you 3085 | D:4 | Haifisch: does fighting xp actually give you more current hp as you get it 3085 | D:4 | Einwand: yeah 3085 | D:4 | someoneawful: it scales your hp proportinately doesnt it 3085 | D:4 | Einwand: I don't think so? 3085 | D:4 | Einwand: you're probably doomed either way but what have you got to lose 3085 | D:4 | someoneawful: so you get more hp when your fighting levels? 3086 | D:4 | Haifisch: oh that was not the chat box 3086 | D:4 | Einwand: oh look a wizard of course there is 3086 | D:4 | Haifisch: welp 3086 | D:4 | someoneawful: lol 3086 | D:4 | Einwand: ??fighting 3086 | D:4 | seam: fighting[1/1]: The Fighting skill gives you a bonus to accuracy and damage in melee and ranged, and improves your hit points by Fighting * (3/2 + XL/14) (see {hp}). Its effect on your damage is 0.83x the effect of weapon skill (not counting increases in attack speed), so if you want to hit hard then train it too. 3086 | D:4 | Einwand: that's a really weird formula 3086 | D:4 | Haifisch: would I actually get enough xp for it to make a difference 3086 | D:4 | someoneawful: all the formulas in crawl are nonsensical tbh 3086 | D:4 | SirSamVimes: it might be like spell levels and give you more hp every 0.5 3086 | D:4 | SirSamVimes: spell slots rather 3086 | D:4 | Haifisch: I guess it's not like it hugely matters because lol 3086 | D:4 | someoneawful: yeah 3086 | D:4 | SirSamVimes: very invested in this d4 ant 3087 | D:4 | someoneawful: unless you can somehow manage to shaft yourself you're probably dead 3088 | D:4 | someoneawful: oh hey the priest is in melee now :V 3088 | D:4 | SirSamVimes: murder the priest 3088 | D:4 | Reached skill level 5 in Fighting 3088 | D:4 | Haifisch: I did it 3088 | D:4 | someoneawful: ...lmao 3088 | D:4 | someoneawful: you're still dead but 3088 | D:4 | someoneawful: lmao all the same 3088 | D:4 | SirSamVimes: now get darted by teh wizz 3088 | D:4 | Einwand: yeah you can't flee from the wizards 3088 | D:4 | someoneawful: yeah, basically 3088 | D:4 | Haifisch: Level up 3088 | D:4 | Reached XP level 7. HP: 3/56 MP: 1/7 3089 | D:4 | SirSamVimes: no hp increase 3090 | D:4 | SirSamVimes: you lied 3090 | D:4 | Einwand: at least this one up here has to die 3090 | D:4 | Haifisch: mitrha rips shit up 3091 | D:4 | Reached * piety under Okawaru 3097 | D:3 | HP: 2/56 [orc/dagger (3)] 3099 | D:3 | someoneawful: ... 3099 | D:3 | someoneawful: ... 3099 | D:3 | someoneawful: you lived 3099 | D:3 | Haifisch: hey 3099 | D:3 | SirSamVimes: lol the welcome orc 3099 | D:3 | Haifisch: guess who's not dead 3099 | D:3 | Haifisch: it me 3100 | D:3 | Einwand: imagine if you had actually died to that orc up the stairs 3100 | D:3 | Haifisch: no it came upstairs with me 3403 | D:3 | SirSamVimes: ??arga 3403 | D:3 | seam: arga[1/1]: +8 mithril broad axe of speed and MR+. (The "mithril" is just flavor.) 3405 | D:3 | someoneawful: the fact you're alive is really goofy 3407 | D:3 | Einwand: so yeah as an ant you really want to prioritise immediately fleeing and finding murder holes to build 3407 | D:3 | someoneawful: but good job 3501 | D:3 | Einwand: especially shit like orc packs 3501 | D:3 | Einwand: not that that floor has very good walls 3501 | D:3 | SirSamVimes: but cleaving 3501 | D:3 | Haifisch: and this is why I don't like ants 3501 | D:3 | someoneawful: generally don't just run up to stuff, yeah 3501 | D:3 | Haifisch: expecting me to PAY ATTENTION? 3501 | D:3 | SirSamVimes: but *cleaving* 3501 | D:3 | Einwand: hey maybe you can still get into the sewers 3501 | D:3 | someoneawful: fuck cleaving tbh 3501 | D:3 | Haifisch: axes own 3503 | D:4 | SirSamVimes: wtf is the point of using axes if you don't cleave 3503 | D:4 | Einwand: axes are great for characters that aren't ants 3503 | D:4 | someoneawful: i dunno, i don't use axes 3503 | D:4 | Haifisch: sometimes you're stuck somewhere you can't murderhole anyway 3503 | D:4 | Einwand: I usually use maces or spears depending 3503 | D:4 | Haifisch: axes are BIG DAMAGE, RIP AND TEAR 3504 | D:4 | SirSamVimes: axes are good for ants too because large shield plus large axe 3506 | D:4 | Found a glowing drain. 3509 | D:4 | someoneawful: i use sword or polearm 3509 | D:4 | Einwand: ??evening star 3509 | D:4 | seam: evening star ~ eveningstar[1/1]: (maces & flails; -1 acc / 15 dam / 1.5 base delay / 0.7 min delay). The opposite of a morningstar. The highest base damage weapon in the game that you can wield with a shield (unless you are playing Fo). 3515 | Sewer | Entered a sewer 3516 | Sewer | Einwand: ??broadaxe 3516 | Sewer | seam: broadaxe ~ broad axe[1/2]: (axes; -2 acc / 13 dam / 1.6 base delay / 0.7 min delay). A war axe improved with langets, spikes, a lengthed haft and a single-bladed crescent head. The largest one handed axe. 3516 | Sewer | Haifisch: I'm not dead and I made it to the sewer 3516 | Sewer | Haifisch: success 3520 | Sewer | someoneawful: dang... 3528 | Sewer | someoneawful: hey purple 3539 | Sewer | someoneawful: don't drink it tho 3539 | Sewer | someoneawful: it'll eat your clarity 3539 | Sewer | Haifisch: sam: PURPLE PURPLE PURPLE CHUG 3576 | Sewer | SirSamVimes: nah I'm with sawful on this one 3587 | Sewer | someoneawful: you can't just chain chug mut potions the way you used to 3587 | Sewer | SirSamVimes: eat all purple chunks tho 3587 | Sewer | someoneawful: because it is guaranteed to remove stuff 3630 | Sewer | someoneawful: wow 3630 | Sewer | Haifisch: wow 3630 | Sewer | Haifisch: that's 3630 | Sewer | Haifisch: it? 3630 | Sewer | someoneawful: what the fuck was this sewer 3633 | Sewer | Einwand: I've never seen this one before 3633 | Sewer | Haifisch: same 3633 | Sewer | Einwand: what a trash portal 3633 | Sewer | SirSamVimes: still better than the one that ends in like 16 branches, each with a mob and no loot 3633 | Sewer | Haifisch: that wasn't even loot 3633 | Sewer | someoneawful: this is the worst sewer ive ever seen 3642 | Sewer | someoneawful: ok it's better than that one. 3668 | D:4 | someoneawful: this is the 2nd worst sewer ive ever seen 3679 | D:4 | SirSamVimes: that one doesn't even have the mercy to be over quickly 3833 | D:4 | SirSamVimes: also speaking of layouts, is boguary still a thing? I haven't seen that in ages 3846 | D:4 | someoneawful: it's still a thing it's just ultra rare 3854 | D:4 | someoneawful: not sure why 3942 | D:4 | Reached XP level 8. HP: 30/62 MP: 9/10 4134 | D:4 | SirSamVimes: because the decaying bog body murders people I guess 4250 | D:4 | SirSamVimes: but that's why I like it. 4250 | D:4 | someoneawful: see also the malarious merfolk 4250 | D:4 | SirSamVimes: lol I love merfolk sewer 4397 | D:4 | Reached ** piety under Okawaru 4579 | D:4 | Einwand: boguary is ludicrously dangerous compared to all the other early game portals 4581 | D:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Dungeon 4582 | D:5 | Einwand: it's kind of rediculous 4584 | D:5 | Noticed Eustachio 4620 | D:4 | Einwand: just murder him 4622 | D:5 | Einwand: you've got arga 4626 | D:5 | Einwand: and can murder hole into a wall to make him walk into you 4649 | D:5 | Noticed Ijyb 4658 | D:5 | Killed Ijyb 4879 | D:5 | Haifisch: hey a shield 5061 | D:5 | Einwand: only need to do that if it's actually important like 5069 | D:5 | Einwand: priests, or you're in orc or something 5069 | D:5 | Haifisch: well I saw orcs and figured :v 5073 | D:5 | Einwand: yeah fair 5079 | D:5 | Reached skill level 1 in Shields 5200 | D:5 | Killed Eustachio 5200 | D:5 | Reached skill level 5 in Invocations 5200 | D:5 | Reached XP level 9. HP: 60/68 MP: 12/12 5504 | D:6 | Reached *** piety under Okawaru 5513 | D:6 | Reached skill level 5 in Armour 5675 | D:6 | Einwand: noooo where's the purple 5675 | D:6 | Einwand: you accursed game 5780 | D:6 | Noticed Pikel 5796 | D:6 | Killed Pikel 5947 | D:6 | Noticed Edmund 5952 | D:6 | someoneawful: edmund. 5953 | D:6 | Killed Edmund 6025 | D:6 | someoneawful: deadmund 6037 | D:6 | Haifisch: arga is so good 6037 | D:6 | Einwand: yep 6037 | D:6 | someoneawful: it really is though 6037 | D:6 | Einwand: speed brand is the best brand in the game afterall 6048 | D:7 | Reached **** piety under Okawaru 6048 | D:7 | Reached skill level 5 in Shields 6048 | D:7 | Reached XP level 10. HP: 58/74 MP: 15/15 6249 | D:7 | Einwand: finesse+speed is what, .3 swing speed? 6250 | D:7 | someoneawful: something stupid like that, yeah 6250 | D:7 | Einwand: ??finesse 6250 | D:7 | seam: okawaru[1/6]: Heroism (*) temporarily gives +5 to all non-magic skills except Invocations and Evocations, although Fighting skill from it gives no extra HP. Finesse (*****) halves attack delay but does not stack with haste or berserk. Okawaru also gifts weapons, armour, and ammo. 6250 | D:7 | SirSamVimes: it's ebtween 2 and 3 iirc 6267 | D:7 | SirSamVimes: ??speed 6267 | D:7 | seam: speed[1/2]: A brand that lets you attack 1.5 times as fast. Weapons that can get the speed brand: short blades (except quick blade), staves, artefacts. 6312 | D:7 | SirSamVimes: so it'll cause attacks to be either 0.2 or 0.3 6322 | D:7 | SirSamVimes: randomly 6325 | D:7 | Einwand: .23333 repeating delay 6329 | D:7 | Reached skill level 10 in Axes 6448 | D:7 | Einwand: I think .2 is the hard cap? 6531 | D:7 | Einwand: ??quickblade 6531 | D:7 | seam: quick blade[1/2]: (short blades; +6 acc / 5 dam / 0.7 base delay / 0.3 min delay). Ultra-fast short blade. Doesn't chop hydra heads. 0.2 min delay with haste/finesse. Quick blades cannot have the speed brand. 6539 | D:7 | Got a pair of spiked gloves 6545 | D:7 | Identified the -5 pair of gloves "Carphauc" {rF- rN+ Str+7 Dex+2} (You found it on level 7 of the Dungeon) 6545 | D:7 | Haifisch: wow 6545 | D:7 | someoneawful: lol what the hell is that 6551 | D:7 | Einwand: those arne't cursed????? 6551 | D:7 | someoneawful: -5 6551 | D:7 | Haifisch: rF- 6551 | D:7 | Einwand: I'm astonished 6551 | D:7 | SirSamVimes: I thought randarts being cursed had no correlation with how good they were 6551 | D:7 | someoneawful: it doesnt 6551 | D:7 | someoneawful: afaik 6583 | D:7 | Einwand: you sure? 6719 | D:7 | Found a glowing silver altar of Zin. 6730 | D:7 | Found a shimmering altar of Xom. 6735 | D:7 | Found an ancient bone altar of Kikubaaqudgha. 6739 | D:7 | SirSamVimes: no, I know nothing about the coding 6739 | D:7 | someoneawful: you can get good ones that are cursed and bad ones that arent 6763 | D:7 | Einwand: almost every randart with negative stats on it I see is cursed 6763 | D:7 | Haifisch: ...cat farted ?:| 6763 | D:7 | Einwand: but I guess it's just variance then 6763 | D:7 | Haifisch: *>:| 6763 | D:7 | someoneawful: lol 6763 | D:7 | Haifisch: see if I let you sit with me again, cat!! 6764 | D:8 | Found a shattered altar of Ashenzari. 6764 | D:8 | Found a radiant altar of Vehumet. 6764 | D:8 | Found a hazy altar of Hepliaklqana. 6764 | D:8 | Found a blossoming altar of Fedhas. 6765 | D:8 | Found a glowing golden altar of the Shining One. 6767 | D:8 | someoneawful: felid learning to cast mephitic cloud 6771 | D:8 | SirSamVimes: my dog likes to gas me sometimes 6824 | D:8 | SirSamVimes: like I'll smell something foul and look around and see him laying on my bed 6848 | D:8 | someoneawful: extremely rude 6928 | D:8 | Noticed a two-headed ogre 6937 | D:8 | SirSamVimes: two sky beast corpses... 6939 | D:8 | Haifisch: let's focus on not dying to twogre first 6941 | D:8 | Killed a two-headed ogre 6941 | D:8 | Reached ***** piety under Okawaru 6949 | D:8 | SirSamVimes: Okawaru screams: ANNIHILATED. 6964 | D:8 | Einwand: THREE 6966 | D:8 | SirSamVimes: three 6975 | D:8 | SirSamVimes: let the feast begin 6975 | D:8 | someoneawful: become a misshapen mass 6975 | D:8 | Einwand: steam scales are cool but sadly useless here 6975 | D:8 | Haifisch: 13 chunks 6975 | D:8 | Haifisch: but I already am...oh you meant in game 6975 | D:8 | SirSamVimes: just eat it all without stopping to see what they do 6975 | D:8 | someoneawful: lol 6975 | D:8 | Gained mutation: Your muscles are strong. (Str +2) [mutagenic meat] 6976 | D:8 | SirSamVimes: keep eating until they're all gone 6976 | D:8 | Gained mutation: You occasionally shout uncontrollably at your foes. [mutagenic meat] 6977 | D:8 | Lost mutation: Your muscles are strong. (Str +2) [mutagenic meat] 6979 | D:8 | Gained mutation: Your muscles are strong. (Str +2) [mutagenic meat] 6980 | D:8 | Gained mutation: Your mind is acute. (Int +2) [mutagenic meat] 6983 | D:8 | Lost mutation: You occasionally shout uncontrollably at your foes. [mutagenic meat] 6984 | D:8 | Gained mutation: You are somewhat resistant to further mutation. [mutagenic meat] 6988 | D:8 | Einwand: wow 6988 | D:8 | SirSamVimes: rFun!!! 6988 | D:8 | someoneawful: wow that actually worked out okay 6988 | D:8 | Einwand: rFun that early 7005 | D:8 | someoneawful: lol 7041 | D:8 | someoneawful: throw it into the water. 7174 | D:8 | Found a sacrificial altar of Ru. 7339 | D:8 | SirSamVimes: jesus christ shut up gaius 7347 | D:8 | someoneawful: it's your faunt for doing praetorium 7347 | D:8 | Einwand: oh are you doing youtube roulette 7348 | D:9 | Found Zeboti's Antique Weapon Shoppe. 7355 | D:9 | Einwand: condolences 7476 | D:9 | Reached XP level 11. HP: 69/83 MP: 16/16 7480 | D:9 | Lost mutation: Your body sometimes deteriorates upon taking damage. [mutagenic meat] 7483 | D:9 | SirSamVimes: I mean it's effectively exactly the same as just watching this crawl, except I'm also receiving experience 7484 | D:9 | Haifisch: success 7484 | D:9 | someoneawful: huzzah 7506 | D:9 | someoneawful: devastator. 7506 | D:9 | Haifisch: devastator 7506 | D:9 | someoneawful: lol. 7506 | D:9 | Einwand: good old devestator 7506 | D:9 | Einwand: ??devestator 7506 | D:9 | seam: devestator ~ devastator[1/5]: (maces & flails; +3 acc / 8 dam / 1.3 base delay / 0.6 min delay). The shillelagh "Devastator". It's a +6 shillelagh that casts radius 1 shatter when you hit something with it, centered on the thing you hit. Won't hit you or break walls. Spellpower scales with melee damage dealt. Not as noisy as the actual shatter spell (15, same as fireball, instead of 30). 7631 | D:9 | SirSamVimes: ??shillelagh 7632 | D:9 | seam: devastator[1/5]: (maces & flails; +3 acc / 8 dam / 1.3 base delay / 0.6 min delay). The shillelagh "Devastator". It's a +6 shillelagh that casts radius 1 shatter when you hit something with it, centered on the thing you hit. Won't hit you or break walls. Spellpower scales with melee damage dealt. Not as noisy as the actual shatter spell (15, same as fireball, instead of 30). 7677 | D:9 | Einwand: ??devestator[2] 7677 | D:9 | Found Jabi's Jewellery Emporium. 7679 | D:9 | seam: devestator ~ devastator[2/5]: For practical purposes, think of it as a more accurate, but extremely noisy Crushing Eveningstar. 7687 | D:9 | Einwand: ??devestator[3] 7687 | D:9 | seam: devestator ~ devastator[3/5]: she-lay-lee 7687 | D:9 | Einwand: ??devestator[4] 7687 | D:9 | seam: devestator ~ devastator[4/5]: http://youtu.be/-rXt8L1Vu8A?t=1m30s 7687 | D:9 | Bought an uncursed amulet of regeneration for 330 gold pieces 7687 | D:9 | Einwand: ??devestator[5] 7687 | D:9 | seam: devestator ~ devastator[5/5]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU14VqcPIDo 7698 | D:9 | Found a staircase to the Orcish Mines. 7745 | D:9 | Einwand: wonder what the power its minishatter uses 7764 | D:9 | Found a deep blue altar of Sif Muna. 7811 | D:9 | Einwand: I just know it's a very good weapon 7834 | D:9 | Haifisch: what a weird floor 7858 | D:9 | someoneawful: the layout's a big plus 7858 | D:9 | Haifisch: ayy 7859 | D:10 | Entered Level 10 of the Dungeon 7890 | D:10 | Einwand: well I'm gonna go submit to slumber now 7900 | D:10 | Einwand: seeing as I have to be up in 6.5 hours 7900 | D:10 | Haifisch: good night 7904 | D:10 | Einwand: toodles 7905 | D:10 | someoneawful: goodnight 7925 | D:10 | Reached skill level 1 in Evocations 7966 | D:10 | Noticed Maurice 7984 | D:10 | Killed Maurice 7987 | D:10 | someoneawful: wow, rude wand 8017 | D:10 | someoneawful: glad he only zapped it once 8017 | D:10 | Haifisch: same 8017 | D:10 | SirSamVimes: what wand was it 8017 | D:10 | someoneawful: acid 8034 | D:10 | SirSamVimes: moderately rude 8063 | D:10 | someoneawful: still salty about dying to ijyb with acid on like d:3 8142 | D:10 | Noticed a two-headed ogre 8144 | D:10 | someoneawful: oh it wasn't even, it was d:2 8146 | D:10 | someoneawful: that's even ruder and now i'm more angry 8150 | D:10 | Killed a two-headed ogre 8150 | D:10 | Reached ****** piety under Okawaru 8267 | D:10 | someoneawful: ...i have the Op species high score, i guess because nobody plays Op 8336 | D:10 | SirSamVimes: I should play some Op 8349 | D:10 | someoneawful: and the DE one, because nobody plays deep elf now that faerie dragon exists 8349 | D:10 | someoneawful: even though DE is better than FD... 8349 | D:10 | Haifisch: I have the Hu species highscore. 8349 | D:10 | Haifisch: from a 3 rune win. 8349 | D:10 | someoneawful: lol 8349 | D:10 | SirSamVimes: who cares about FD, the true new caster hotness is hermit crab 8349 | D:10 | someoneawful: what? hermit crab sux 8399 | D:10 | someoneawful: i understand how they're supposed to work in theory but 8403 | D:10 | someoneawful: in practice they're just bad 8404 | D:10 | SirSamVimes: doesn't it have good caster apts and reduced encumbrance, allowing casters to wear heavier armour even without a lot of str 8424 | D:10 | someoneawful: yeah you can wear heavier armor and still cast in it but 8427 | D:10 | someoneawful: so what. 8431 | D:10 | someoneawful: why would i want to wear anything other than archmagi 8557 | D:10 | Found a staircase to the Lair. 8698 | Lair:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Lair of Beasts 8703 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: oh a labyrnth 8705 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: which is, coincidentally, why FD is not as good as DE: it can't wear archmagi 8758 | Lair:1 | SirSamVimes: ??faerie_dragon 8760 | Lair:1 | seam: I don't have a page labeled faerie_dragon in my learndb. 8762 | Lair:1 | SirSamVimes: oh, gooncrawl race 8774 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: they are smol and cannot wear any armor 8788 | Lair:1 | Found a labyrinth entrance. 8795 | Lab | Entered a labyrinth 8893 | Lab | SirSamVimes: don't die to spiny frogs haif 8893 | Lab | someoneawful: labyrinth just... hangin' out 8893 | Lab | Haifisch: I didn't 8893 | Lab | Haifisch: yet 8902 | Lab | SirSamVimes: why doesn't lab ever have entrance vaults 8990 | Lab | someoneawful: labyrinths don't deserve entrance vaults >:( 9016 | Lab | Haifisch: the labyrinth defender has logged on 9016 | Lab | Haifisch: (it's me) 9025 | Lab | someoneawful: nooooo...... 9026 | Lab | SirSamVimes: actually it's me 9026 | Lab | Haifisch: fo reasons: dig through lab, sense minotaur 9033 | Lab | someoneawful: ^ 9033 | Lab | Noticed a minotaur 9034 | Lab | SirSamVimes: oh it's the one with the mino skellies 9036 | Lab | Haifisch: wow it didn't even pick anything up 9037 | Lab | Killed a minotaur 9037 | Lab | SirSamVimes: ??covered_in_acid 9037 | Lab | seam: I don't have a page labeled covered_in_acid in my learndb. 9037 | Lab | someoneawful: you snuck up on it 9037 | Lab | someoneawful: ??corrosion 9037 | Lab | seam: corrosion[1/1]: {Acid} among other effects may inflict the debuff "Corr". When something attempts to corrode you, it has a Corr_level/(Corr_level+7) chance to fail. Each level of Corr reduces your AC by 4 and gives -4 slaying. Goes away after enough time has passed. Corr(-4) means -4 slaying/-4 AC. Monsters get a non-stacking -8 ac, and have a 2/3 chance to be corroded when splashed. 9037 | Lab | Reached XP level 12. HP: 94/94 MP: 11/18 9041 | Lab | someoneawful: great loot 9041 | Lab | someoneawful: very exciting 9043 | Lab | someoneawful: maybe look at the dflail i guess 9046 | Lab | Got a polished dire flail 9047 | Lab | SirSamVimes: "distressingly furry" is my favourite randart description 9066 | Lab | Got a sparkling bronze ring 9070 | Lab | Haifisch: ring 9070 | Lab | someoneawful: like it won't be better than arga but maybe you can hit a hydra with it 9070 | Lab | someoneawful: oh, a ring 9074 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: no id scrolls left though 9082 | Lair:1 | SirSamVimes: wear id it 9109 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: just put it on, worst that happens is it's draining or whatever 9115 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: uh 9115 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: don't die to a komodo dragon 9115 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: or I can die to a komodo dragon 9115 | Lair:1 | SirSamVimes: how much damage did that komodo do in one bite 9115 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: @??komodo 9115 | Lair:1 | seam: unknown monster: "komodo" 9115 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: @??komododragon 9115 | Lair:1 | seam: unknown monster: "komododragon" 9115 | Lair:1 | SirSamVimes: can you do a dump so I can see the warning 9115 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: @??komodo dragon 9115 | Lair:1 | seam: komodo dragon (l) | Spd: 10 (swim: 60%) | HD: 8 | HP: 33-52 | AC/EV: 7/8 | Dam: 34 | amphibious, cold-blooded | Res: magic(40), drown | XP: 360 | Sz: Large | Int: animal. 9220 | Lair:1 | Identified the ring of Linearity {+Fly rPois rC+ Int+5 Dex-4} (You found it in a labyrinth) 9221 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: woah 9221 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: wow 9221 | Lair:1 | SirSamVimes: good rig 9221 | Lair:1 | SirSamVimes: *ring 9221 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: who needs dex 9294 | Lair:1 | Received a gift from Okawaru 9301 | Lair:1 | Identified a +2 pair of boots of running (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 1 of the Lair of Beasts) 9301 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: nice 9311 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: zoomboot 9311 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: :goonboot: 9311 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: goodbye, cat 9313 | Lair:1 | Reached skill level 5 in Evocations 9339 | Lair:1 | Noticed Sonja 9346 | Lair:1 | Killed Sonja 9347 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: blam 10050 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: why is the lair floor green rocks anyway. like what the fuck is going on in lair 10051 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: I think it's supposed to be grass? 10051 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: ...that isn't grass!!! 10051 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: except there's an actual grass floor tile, so... 10051 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: maybe it's moss 10051 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: a LOT of moss 10096 | Lair:2 | Identified the +9 dire flail of the Valley of Death {crush, MR+ MP+9 Str+3} (You found it in a labyrinth) 10097 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: dang 10098 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: dang. 10098 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: you can definitely whack a hydra with that. 10157 | Lair:2 | SirSamVimes: axes crosstrains into m/f right 10159 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: yes 10159 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: yeah 10159 | Lair:2 | SirSamVimes: good hydra whacker thenh 10159 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: having a mace as a backup for axes in case of hydra is a thing for that reason 10424 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: volcano 10457 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: get hype to get disappointed 10505 | Lair:3 | SirSamVimes: been having pretty good portal luck this run 10514 | Lair:3 | Found a dark tunnel. 10515 | Lair:3 | SirSamVimes: ty for the level up lahabread 10515 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: found it 10517 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: chomp chomp 10524 | Volcano | Entered a volcano 10526 | Volcano | Noticed a wizard 10527 | Volcano | Haifisch: toenails 10527 | Volcano | SirSamVimes: doom volcano 10534 | Volcano | Killed a wizard 10539 | Volcano | Reached skill level 10 in Fighting 10544 | Volcano | Received a gift from Okawaru 10544 | Volcano | Reached XP level 13. HP: 102/103 MP: 19/19 10545 | Volcano | someoneawful: ??toenail golem 10545 | Volcano | seam: toenail golem[1/1]: You know all those nailclippings you lose when you're cutting your nails? Now you know where they go. Truly frightening. 10546 | Volcano | SirSamVimes: *e1m1 starts to play* 10619 | Volcano | SirSamVimes: @??toenail_golem 10620 | Volcano | seam: toenail golem (8) | Spd: 10 | HD: 9 | HP: 47-68 | AC/EV: 8/5 | Dam: 13 | non-living, doors, unbreathing | Res: magic(immune), fire, cold, elec, poison+++, drown, rot+++, neg+++, torm | XP: 478 | Sz: Large | Int: brainless. 10629 | Volcano | SirSamVimes: 13 damage, why do they even exist 10650 | Volcano | Haifisch: because comedy 10650 | Volcano | someoneawful: to be weird 10690 | Volcano | SirSamVimes: why not at least also make them a bit threatening 10704 | Volcano | someoneawful: nah. 10715 | Volcano | someoneawful: rF cloak always good to have 10715 | Volcano | Haifisch: hell yeah 10797 | Volcano | someoneawful: lol 10797 | Volcano | Haifisch: ...thanks 10818 | Volcano | SirSamVimes: lol at explore opening the door 10831 | Lair:3 | SirSamVimes: let in a draft except made of fire 10831 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: sounds unpleasant tbh 10933 | Lair:3 | Reached skill level 1 in Throwing 11409 | Lair:3 | Received a gift from Okawaru 11446 | Lair:3 | Found a hole to the Spider Nest. 11453 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: spider just 11453 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: there 11460 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: yup 11462 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: hangin' out 11615 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: arga really is just a 'yeah enjoy your first two runes' button 11615 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: it's disgusting 11615 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: I love it 11640 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: arga is just 11679 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: ridiculously good 11741 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: it really is one of the best weapons in the game, if not the 11754 | Lair:4 | Found a staircase to the Shoals. 12028 | Lair:4 | SirSamVimes: it's still pretty boring though 12038 | Lair:4 | SirSamVimes: just hits very hard very fast 12039 | Lair:4 | Haifisch: I can't hear you over RIP AND TEAR 12078 | Lair:4 | Reached XP level 14. HP: 114/114 MP: 20/20 12081 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: i am a fan of "boring but insanely powerful" 12082 | Lair:4 | Haifisch: ^ 12083 | Lair:4 | Noticed an entropy weaver 12083 | Lair:4 | Noticed an entropy weaver 12095 | Lair:4 | Killed an entropy weaver 12095 | Lair:4 | Reached skill level 5 in Throwing 12106 | Lair:4 | Killed an entropy weaver 12714 | Lair:4 | Haifisch: wait, that was it? 12714 | Lair:4 | Haifisch: oh wait this is 4 not 6 12714 | Lair:4 | Haifisch: I'm dumb 12714 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: haha 12754 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: i do that sometimes 12760 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: imagine, paying attention to your own game 12907 | Lair:5 | Received a gift from Okawaru 13002 | Lair:5 | SirSamVimes: ty oka 13016 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: he did it, he gave you a good 13016 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: oka is 'boring but practical' the god 13035 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: gifts are never boring 13063 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: hi dra 13065 | Lair:5 | SirSamVimes: it's swamp 4 except on lair 5 13085 | Lair:5 | Reached skill level 10 in Armour 13424 | Lair:5 | Found a viscous altar of Jiyva. 13424 | Lair:5 | Found a staircase to the Slime Pits. 13620 | Lair:6 | Entered Level 6 of the Lair of Beasts 13919 | Lair:6 | Reached skill level 15 in Axes 14060 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: catoblepas. 14078 | Lair:6 | SirSamVimes: yak ending 14200 | Lair:6 | Received a gift from Okawaru 14200 | Lair:6 | Reached XP level 15. HP: 114/120 MP: 21/21 14211 | Lair:6 | SirSamVimes: oka 14216 | Lair:6 | Got a scorched hand axe {god gift} 14347 | Lair:6 | SirSamVimes: wear id the axe, try it on for grandma 14364 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: do not! 14369 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: oka has a rude sense of humor and will distort you 14369 | Lair:6 | SirSamVimes: it's like that one bit from a christmas story 14369 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: you are cast into the abyss! 14369 | Lair:6 | SirSamVimes: you have to put on the bunny pajamas 14387 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: lmfao 14582 | Lair:6 | Identified the Catalogue of Noxious Orientation 14587 | Lair:6 | Got a translucent iron ring 14590 | Lair:6 | Learned a level 1 spell: Apportation 14590 | Lair:6 | Identified the ring "Zephiac" {rN+ MR+} (You found it on level 6 of the Lair of Beasts) 14593 | Lair:6 | SirSamVimes: a solid ring to have 14593 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: two, two, two resists in one 14593 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: loo kat all this rC 14593 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: look at this character 14593 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: with its 14593 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: resists 14593 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: and ac 14595 | Lair:6 | SirSamVimes: and offense 14595 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: disgusting. 14598 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: quite frankly im offended. 14598 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: it's not my fault you didn't decide to have arga in your box 14598 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: :( 14747 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: just tabbing dyaks 15437 | D:11 | Haifisch: axe reasons: tab HARDER 15478 | D:11 | Received a gift from Okawaru 15554 | D:11 | Noticed Psyche 15559 | D:11 | Killed Psyche 15563 | D:11 | Haifisch: wow she had scattershot 15608 | D:11 | SirSamVimes: remember friend, you can also hold down tab instead of just mashing it 15616 | D:11 | someoneawful: ... 15617 | D:11 | someoneawful: NO 15619 | D:11 | someoneawful: NO 15619 | D:11 | someoneawful: WHY. 15619 | D:11 | someoneawful: No. 15619 | D:11 | Haifisch: I've done that before 15619 | D:11 | Haifisch: when I've had vamp tooth 15619 | D:11 | someoneawful: ......you were holding it 15619 | D:11 | Haifisch: and scared the shit out of sawful 15619 | D:11 | someoneawful: thanks im gonna faint 15619 | D:11 | SirSamVimes: lol did you think haif was going to hold tab into the hydra 15619 | D:11 | SirSamVimes: with arga 15619 | D:11 | Haifisch: what, did you think I was just hitting tab REALLY FAST in that vamp tooth run 15619 | D:11 | SirSamVimes: that would have been funny 15619 | D:11 | someoneawful: i wouldnt put it past him 15619 | D:11 | someoneawful: yes????????? 15619 | D:11 | Haifisch: lmfao 15619 | D:11 | SirSamVimes: holding tab is a power move 15619 | D:11 | someoneawful: NO 15619 | D:11 | someoneawful: DO NOT 15620 | D:11 | Haifisch: holding down tab in 3 15620 | D:11 | Haifisch: 2 15620 | D:11 | Haifisch: 1 15621 | D:11 | someoneawful: :no_entry_sign: 15626 | D:11 | Reached skill level 1 in Translocations 15627 | D:11 | someoneawful: oh 15627 | D:11 | someoneawful: that didnt work 15627 | D:11 | someoneawful: i was trying to copy the emoji 15627 | D:11 | someoneawful: not the code 15627 | D:11 | Haifisch: lmao 15627 | D:11 | someoneawful: :| 15627 | D:11 | Haifisch: you have to like 15627 | D:11 | Haifisch: have the emoji in discord first 15627 | D:11 | SirSamVimes: tbh the fact that the very concept upsets sawful makes me want to see more tab holding 15627 | D:11 | Haifisch: and then open link to get a url 15651 | D:11 | someoneawful: 🚫 15651 | D:11 | someoneawful: 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 15697 | D:11 | SirSamVimes: yes good 15697 | D:11 | Haifisch: --more-- is ruining my tab holding 15706 | D:11 | someoneawful: im crying now 15849 | D:11 | Haifisch: look at it this way 15849 | D:11 | Haifisch: if I die because of it 15849 | D:11 | Haifisch: you get to be SO SMUG 15849 | D:11 | someoneawful: i am not good at being smug! 15851 | D:12 | SirSamVimes: wtf you roleplay elves 15908 | D:12 | SirSamVimes: how can you not have a lot of practise in smugness 15908 | D:12 | someoneawful: i'm good at RPing smug 15908 | D:12 | someoneawful: that's very different 15908 | D:12 | Haifisch: if you can RP it you can do it irl! 15971 | D:12 | Haifisch: zoooooom 15971 | D:12 | someoneawful: dont say that, my characters are all horrible people 16128 | D:12 | someoneawful: im gonna unbind tab in my rc file 16152 | D:12 | someoneawful: so i can never use it 16164 | D:12 | Haifisch: unbind o too 16164 | D:12 | someoneawful: nah, o is safe 16164 | D:12 | Haifisch: have the traditional nethack roguelike experience 16182 | D:12 | someoneawful: ...though i could just autorun in directions 16258 | D:12 | Haifisch: that seems worse, almost 16258 | D:12 | someoneawful: nah 16258 | D:12 | someoneawful: it's how you do it in nethack 16258 | D:12 | SirSamVimes: I just tested to see if I could hold down o and tab at the same time but it only registered which one I started pressing first 16258 | D:12 | someoneawful: it stops whenever you come across a fork in the path, or anything interesting 16776 | D:12 | someoneawful: i wish nethack had webtiles. 16776 | D:12 | SirSamVimes: I'm sad, I was hoping I'd discovered a way to give sawful even worse anxiety 16776 | D:12 | someoneawful: i'd play nethack again if it had webtiles tbh. 16776 | D:12 | Haifisch: oh orc was back on d9 16776 | D:12 | someoneawful: ...probably not 3.6 nethack 16776 | D:12 | someoneawful: but i would play nethack 16776 | D:12 | Haifisch: lmao 16800 | D:13 | SirSamVimes: "oh orc was on d9" *goes down* 16800 | D:13 | someoneawful: lmao 16800 | D:13 | Haifisch: race where it just automatically os and tabs forever until you get low hp, and only then do you have control over what it does 16800 | D:13 | Haifisch: make it happen 16800 | D:13 | someoneawful: he has arga and resists, what does he need orc for 16800 | D:13 | Haifisch: I mean 16800 | D:13 | SirSamVimes: so he can make you cry by holding down tab in the vault 16800 | D:13 | Haifisch: maybe the shops have assassinboots 16800 | D:13 | Haifisch: or gauntlets of war 16826 | D:13 | someoneawful: please do not hold down tab in the orc vault 16828 | D:13 | Haifisch: also it's not like dungeon is particularly threatening 16887 | D:13 | SirSamVimes: man I remember when I was a crawl newbie and orc vault seemed unsurmountable 16908 | D:13 | SirSamVimes: I splatted so many characters there 16908 | D:13 | Haifisch: I have to say, going from only having one runers maybe to a 15 runer was 16908 | D:13 | Haifisch: an experience 16956 | D:13 | someoneawful: a good way to splat a character in orc is to hold down tab in the end vault 17062 | D:13 | SirSamVimes: sawful that's a great idea, haifisch should try that 17086 | D:13 | Received a gift from Okawaru 17087 | D:13 | SirSamVimes: booo 17100 | D:13 | SirSamVimes: *thumbs down* 17100 | D:13 | Haifisch: look I'm holding down tab a lot, in return I'm keeping my good muts 17137 | D:13 | Noticed Azrael 17151 | D:13 | Killed Azrael 17168 | D:13 | someoneawful: everyone disliked that. 17510 | D:13 | Found a bloodstained altar of Trog. 17625 | D:13 | SirSamVimes: that chunk at the bottomright was weirdly open and empty 17746 | D:13 | Haifisch: uit is 17791 | D:14 | Haifisch: oh sure 17810 | D:13 | SirSamVimes: pretty sure getting frost cave pre-lair branches means no chance of an ice fiend :( 17873 | D:14 | Reached XP level 16. HP: 127/127 MP: 21/22 17886 | D:14 | Noticed Louise 17887 | D:14 | Haifisch: oh 17887 | D:14 | Haifisch: 1% lol 17893 | D:14 | someoneawful: don't 17894 | D:14 | someoneawful: tab 17895 | D:14 | someoneawful: an enormous 17895 | D:14 | someoneawful: slime monster 17895 | D:14 | Haifisch: I'm not!! 17895 | D:14 | SirSamVimes: do it 17900 | D:14 | someoneawful: D: 17905 | D:14 | Haifisch: my autofight stops at 60% or something anyway 17926 | D:14 | Killed Louise 18000 | D:14 | someoneawful: sam do you play a tank in ff14 18000 | D:14 | Received a gift from Okawaru 18042 | D:14 | SirSamVimes: paladin, because I am predictable 18063 | D:14 | someoneawful: if i up my account can i make you tank stuff for me. 18081 | D:14 | SirSamVimes: also have scholar (the most AKSHULLY class) and blm maxed out on that character too 18081 | D:14 | SirSamVimes: and yes 18081 | D:14 | someoneawful: yay 18081 | D:14 | SirSamVimes: if you are on the crystal datacenter 18081 | D:14 | someoneawful: i'm on mateus 18088 | D:14 | Found a frozen archway. 18090 | D:14 | SirSamVimes: of course you are, you're an elf-skinned lewdster 18103 | D:14 | someoneawful: ^^^ 18106 | D:14 | someoneawful: i'm a roleplaying nerd :( 18106 | D:14 | Haifisch: lmao 18106 | D:14 | SirSamVimes: that randomly generated insult was so good 18106 | D:14 | someoneawful: it was perfect, and cruel 18106 | D:14 | someoneawful: that imp... he really got me 18106 | D:14 | Haifisch: elf-skinned sounds like the opposite of an insult tbh 18106 | D:14 | Haifisch: have you SEEN elves 18106 | D:14 | SirSamVimes: the imp cut to the very essence of who you are 18107 | IceCv | Entered an ice cave 18108 | IceCv | SirSamVimes: he could not touch you physically, but the emotional wounds last to this day 18202 | IceCv | someoneawful: :'( 18219 | IceCv | SirSamVimes: I can also tank on my cattegirl because she's a DRK 18228 | IceCv | SirSamVimes: shiny tank and edgy tank 18229 | IceCv | someoneawful: all i can think of is pokey from earthbound being like "if you refuse me, i'll say something that'll cut you like a knife" 18229 | IceCv | Haifisch: heh 18229 | IceCv | Haifisch: I'd make a soul-cutting insult but I'm bad at insulting people who aren't terrible, even as a joke 18229 | IceCv | someoneawful: porky/pokey/whatever his name is 18296 | IceCv | SirSamVimes: a box of secretly the most powerful offensive evoker in the game 18319 | IceCv | someoneawful: i dunno about MOST powerful but it's pretty good. 18356 | IceCv | Haifisch: holding down tab: because you want to play FASTER 18414 | IceCv | Reached skill level 5 in Dodging 18450 | IceCv | someoneawful: holding down tab: DO!!! NOT!!! 18451 | IceCv | SirSamVimes: will it be a drac or a giant 18455 | IceCv | SirSamVimes: hold down tab to find out 18458 | IceCv | someoneawful: a giant drac 18516 | IceCv | SirSamVimes: y'know you could just dig around the water 18525 | IceCv | Haifisch: pfft 18525 | IceCv | Haifisch: remembering racial abilities 18538 | IceCv | SirSamVimes: all haif knows how to do is o and tab 18573 | IceCv | Noticed a frost giant 18578 | IceCv | Haifisch: hi giant 18578 | IceCv | SirSamVimes: hero, THEN hold tab 18597 | IceCv | Killed a frost giant 18610 | IceCv | Haifisch: tada 18612 | IceCv | SirSamVimes: meanwhile radd quietly weeps 18615 | IceCv | someoneawful: i can't believe i'm being cyberbullied like this on a character that isn't even mine 18618 | IceCv | Haifisch: lmao 18618 | IceCv | Haifisch: I was actually playing the long con 18618 | IceCv | Haifisch: I made you think I was your friend for years, but no 18618 | IceCv | Haifisch: IM A BULLY 18618 | IceCv | someoneawful: :0 18639 | IceCv | someoneawful: monstrous! 18639 | IceCv | Identified Beosog's Grimoire of Cold 18641 | IceCv | someoneawful: 'spansion 18658 | IceCv | chequers: cyber bullying is banned on this server :O 18658 | IceCv | SirSamVimes: having a flaming longbow as an option could be useful 18658 | IceCv | someoneawful: also lol at the animal skin 18658 | IceCv | SirSamVimes: *freezing 18671 | IceCv | someoneawful: :0 18677 | IceCv | someoneawful: you're all rulebreakers 18687 | D:14 | SirSamVimes: also I'm gonna give sawful a break from the bullying because I'm sleepy 18687 | D:14 | someoneawful: sleeping... is good 18687 | D:14 | Haifisch: it is 18687 | D:14 | Haifisch: I am not sleepy, because brain. 18728 | D:14 | Found a gate to the Vaults. 18741 | D:14 | SirSamVimes: hit me up if you do re-sub so I can find you and add you to my friend list 18743 | D:14 | someoneawful: goodnight sam! 18745 | D:14 | someoneawful: i will do that thing 18804 | D:14 | someoneawful: this character is too good 18812 | D:14 | someoneawful: chain mail... 18812 | D:14 | Haifisch: mithra 18812 | D:14 | Haifisch: is good 18812 | D:14 | Got an ancient chain mail 18823 | D:14 | Identified the cursed +1 chain mail of Vehumet {rPois Str+3} (You found it on level 14 of the Dungeon) 18823 | D:14 | someoneawful: ... 18823 | D:14 | someoneawful: vehumet 18823 | D:14 | Haifisch: lol 18888 | D:14 | someoneawful: why is a chain mail named after vehumet 18890 | D:14 | Reached skill level 10 in Shields 18898 | D:14 | Haifisch: for crabrace 19332 | D:14 | someoneawful: i wonder how long that wyvern was trapped in that room 19431 | D:14 | someoneawful: before you freed it 19433 | D:14 | someoneawful: and then murdered it 19460 | D:14 | Haifisch: peaked ruttish tiler 19460 | D:14 | Haifisch: I wonder what the ultimate imp insult for me would be 19460 | D:14 | Haifisch: would need to add 'tabber' to their dictionary probably 19501 | D:15 | Entered Level 15 of the Dungeon 19523 | D:15 | someoneawful: 'tiler' 19553 | D:15 | someoneawful: that's just a boy's name spelled wrong 19611 | D:15 | Haifisch: lmfao 19611 | D:15 | Haifisch: hey, maybe the imp just remembers the days when people were REALLY SERIOUS about tiles vs ascii in roguelikes 19611 | D:15 | someoneawful: ahahaha 19611 | D:15 | someoneawful: it sees you playing webtiles 19612 | D:15 | someoneawful: and judges you 19694 | D:15 | Received a gift from Okawaru 19718 | D:15 | someoneawful: axe... 19737 | D:15 | Haifisch: uh 19737 | D:15 | Haifisch: welp 19737 | D:15 | Haifisch: lmao 19738 | D:15 | someoneawful: pfft 19738 | D:15 | someoneawful: oh god, a chaos bow 19738 | D:15 | Haifisch: lmao 19738 | D:15 | someoneawful: i forgot that was a thing that could happen 19738 | D:15 | Haifisch: finally a launcher for me 19817 | D:15 | someoneawful: yikes 19826 | D:15 | Reached XP level 17. HP: 136/136 MP: 23/23 20232 | D:15 | Found a staircase to the Depths. 20607 | Orc:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Orcish Mines 20612 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: orc. 20657 | Orc:1 | Haifisch: gnolls 20657 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: gnorc 20670 | Orc:2 | Entered Level 2 of the Orcish Mines 20795 | Orc:1 | Noticed Erica 20809 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: erica you are not an orc 20813 | Orc:1 | Killed Erica 20839 | Orc:1 | Noticed Snorg 20843 | Orc:1 | Haifisch: snorg 20847 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: if i were to do one thing i would make all the stupid human uniques more interesting races 20863 | Orc:1 | Killed Snorg 21117 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: ...okay probably not all of them, but a lot of them 21118 | Orc:1 | Haifisch: heh 21118 | Orc:1 | Haifisch: lol that the entry was just like 21118 | Orc:1 | Haifisch: 5% of o:1 21167 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: eat that wall 21180 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: yaaay 21188 | Orc:1 | Haifisch: I live to please 21188 | Orc:1 | Haifisch: and sometimes terrify 21188 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: tab is TOO POWERFUL 21199 | Orc:2 | Found a staircase to the Elven Halls. 21305 | Orc:2 | Noticed Rupert 21349 | Orc:2 | Killed Rupert 21349 | Orc:2 | Received a gift from Okawaru 21352 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: https://i.imgur.com/BY6u0rv.jpg 21358 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: lmao 21461 | Orc:2 | Found Weutseot's Antique Armour Shoppe. 21471 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: ...trees 21476 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: why trees? 21476 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: oh is this the one where there's a bunch of shops scattered around and stuff near it? 21476 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: or it might just be a generic shop vault 21476 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: just... trees. 21493 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: oh 21493 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: lol 21493 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: :( 21571 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: lava temple, i guess 21604 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: look at me not tabbing into the center of it 21633 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: but you could!!! 21656 | Orc:2 | Found Rirr's Magic Scroll Shoppe. 21679 | Orc:2 | Reached skill level 10 in Evocations 21687 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: this is the one i just had that's all casters 21687 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: it kind of sucks 21699 | Orc:2 | Found Jiskaoco's Antique Weapon Emporium. 21714 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: oh boy 21714 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: a hand axe 21714 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: sheesh 21725 | Orc:2 | Found a radiant altar of Vehumet. 21755 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: is it even trying 21785 | Orc:2 | Found Zaotweov's Antique Armour Emporium. 21799 | Orc:2 | Noticed Josephine 21815 | Orc:2 | Killed Josephine 21837 | Orc:2 | Noticed Nergalle 21843 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: hi nergal 21850 | Orc:2 | Killed Nergalle 21852 | Orc:2 | Found an ancient bone altar of Kikubaaqudgha. 21862 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: gloves 21862 | Orc:2 | Bought a pair of heavily runed gloves for 275 gold pieces 21862 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: large chield 21862 | Orc:2 | Bought a spiked large shield for 275 gold pieces 21862 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: :0 21862 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: such cheap randarts 21862 | Orc:2 | Identified the +7 large shield "Jiw Deq" {+Inv rF++ Str+2 SInv} (You bought it in a shop on level 2 of the Orcish Mines) 21863 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: woah 21863 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: wow 21863 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: wtf that's really good 21863 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: dang 21865 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: evokable invis even! 21903 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: bye louiseshield 21910 | Orc:2 | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh. 21910 | Orc:2 | Found Hagorph's Book Shoppe. 21933 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: louise's shield is... so blue 21933 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: ... 21933 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: wow 21933 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: :( 22176 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: at least it was just a book shop i guess 22205 | Orc:2 | Bought a scroll of identify for 28 gold pieces 22205 | Orc:2 | Bought a scroll of identify for 28 gold pieces 22205 | Orc:2 | Bought a scroll of fog for 28 gold pieces 22205 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: yay 22215 | Orc:2 | Identified the -3 pair of gloves of Gezxim {rF+ rC- Str+4} (You bought it in a shop on level 2 of the Orcish Mines) 22215 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: ... 22226 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: they, uh, made an attempt 22227 | Orc:2 | Bought a scroll of recharging for 133 gold pieces 22584 | D:14 | Haifisch: so much rF 22585 | D:14 | someoneawful: zot-ready 22585 | D:14 | Haifisch: flaunting my resists at you 22585 | D:14 | someoneawful: sometimes the RNG just... does not like a game 22585 | D:14 | someoneawful: sometimes it does 22652 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: problem: it is 4:40 am, but I am zero tired 22652 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: oof 22652 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: i can relate to that 22742 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: usually i end up staring at the ceiling forever and then getting back up 22742 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: i do not recommend this 22742 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: yeah if your body doesn't want to sleep you just 22742 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: cannot 22742 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: because bodies are dumb 22742 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: yep! 22743 | Spider:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Spider Nest 22819 | Spider:1 | Received a gift from Okawaru 22836 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: it's worse if it's like, an actual anxiety thing i'm sitting there fixated on because then i just end up being an anxious idiot 22836 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: turning off the lights in my gooncave in an attempt to trick my body into going "wait it's nighttime" 22836 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: oof 22836 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: my brain is really good at like... finding something to latch onto 22836 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: and thinking about that thing for too long 22836 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: always right when you go to bed, too 22836 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: yes! 22836 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: "ok you have nothing else to distract you" 22836 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: "HAVE FUN" 22836 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: >:( 22839 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: "now is the perfect time to go over that thing you hate" 22897 | Spider:1 | Noticed Aizul 22899 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: brain worms: why are they 22900 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: hey it's a normal worm 22900 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: I sure don't know 22900 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: lmao 22900 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: ...well i guess aizul isn't really normal 22900 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: or a worm 22900 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: she is absolutely a worm 22900 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: also tbh my sleep problems are mostly of the 'wow I have terrible sleep habits' variety now 22900 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: do you see any limbs on aizul??? 22900 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: ahaha well i mean 22900 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: ...that is also true of me tbh 22900 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: heh 22900 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: "stop looking at screens 30+ minutes before bed" henny i'm not even gonna stop staring at screens 30 minutes after bed 22900 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: I'll take it over back when I was depressed and oops it's crying about how awful things are time? 22900 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: also yes 22900 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: what would I even do in that 30 minutes??? 22900 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: pet a cat that entire time??? 22907 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: seriously!!! 22915 | Spider:1 | Killed Aizul 23029 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: reading sleep hygeine stuff like "these are all good ideas that i'm realistically never going to do" 23031 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: yes 23031 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: the most I can muster is 'don't use your bed for anything but sleeping' 23115 | Spider:1 | Noticed Frances 23119 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: the plural of france 23126 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: that (thing google translated to french) meme.avi 23142 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: it's a good meme. 23144 | Spider:1 | Killed Frances 23154 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: it is 23248 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: strongest memes of the past year or so: that, the 'buff dudes being genuinely positive and supportive' meme, the 'redraw shitty stuff as wholesome' meme 23255 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: all are very good 23281 | Spider:1 | Noticed Asterion 23281 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: asterion 23281 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: wow 23281 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: wtf is this floor 23285 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: do you have relec, actually 23285 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: you have all the other resists 23285 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: uh 23285 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: I have resist potions :v 23287 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: true 23300 | Spider:1 | Killed Asterion 23526 | Spider:2 | someoneawful: he's less scary when he doesn't summon a god damn executioner 23537 | Spider:2 | Noticed Nikola 23538 | Spider:2 | someoneawful: hey it's nikola 23538 | Spider:2 | Haifisch: nikola 23557 | Spider:2 | Killed Nikola 23614 | Spider:2 | Reached XP level 18. HP: 146/146 MP: 25/25 24067 | Spider:2 | Haifisch: so many emperor scorps 24541 | Spider:3 | someoneawful: dont think i don't see that irresponsible use of tab :( 24569 | Spider:3 | Haifisch: it's actually very responsible, notice how I was never in any danger at all 24569 | Spider:3 | someoneawful: i've just accepted it, and am quietly mourning 24577 | Spider:3 | Haifisch: I am OUT OF CONTROL 24577 | Spider:3 | someoneawful: that boy is a monster 24577 | Spider:3 | Haifisch: watching me circle the drain 24577 | Spider:3 | Haifisch: m-m-m-monster 24577 | Spider:3 | Haifisch: lady gaga: her best album is all of them actually 24892 | Spider:3 | someoneawful: i never really got into artpop but otherwise i agree 24892 | Spider:3 | Haifisch: artpop is bombastic as hell and I love it for that 24903 | Spider:3 | Received a gift from Okawaru 25064 | Spider:3 | someoneawful: notice i didn't say it was bad 25069 | Spider:3 | someoneawful: i would never 25069 | Spider:3 | Haifisch: heh 25069 | Spider:3 | Haifisch: also fuck the haters, born this way(the album) is a ridiculous treasure 25069 | Spider:3 | someoneawful: yes! 25070 | Spider:4 | Entered Level 4 of the Spider Nest 25230 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: Judas is still bably one of my favorite gaga videos, it's so overwhelmingly gay 25232 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: probably* 25232 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: I had the electronic breakdown followed by 'ew' as my ringtone for a while 25232 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: powerful... 25244 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: born this way the song: I appreciate it even if there's a couple problems 25332 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: musically it's incredibly solid, lyrically it makes me roll my eyes 25334 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: heh 25334 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: I listen to power metal, nothing is too stupid for me. 25349 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: i DO love power metal 25452 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: incidentally my dms are always open if you want to spam songs at me. 25660 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: heck yeah 25682 | Spider:4 | Reached skill level 15 in Shields 25691 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: music...is good 25694 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: ^^^ 25752 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: like legitimately if I didn't force myself to not I'd probably spend half my time going "HEY HECK OUT THIS COOL ARTIST" over and over 25757 | Spider:4 | Received a gift from Okawaru 25788 | Spider:4 | Reached skill level 15 in Fighting 25813 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: in complete fairness, every time you have it's been good 25813 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: if you blind link me a music i will click it, 0 regrets 25813 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbBobU_gZVA 25813 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: thank you for not rickrolling me at 3am 25813 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: have my 'oh dang this new artist is actually good' of the day 25813 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: lmao 25813 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: dang I should've. 25813 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: lmfao 25813 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: this is good 25813 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: I literally got into this guy by going 'huh, who's that guy on the new kesha album' 'oh he has a song where the music video is about a transman'(dude himself is gay but cis) 'oh hey his music is good actually' 25921 | Spider:4 | Got a gossamer rune of Zot 25991 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: skills... 25991 | Spider:4 | Reached XP level 19. HP: 141/157 MP: 12/26 25999 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: maybe level throwing more, idk. 25999 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: i guess you have evo. 25999 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: yeah throwing is good 25999 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: oka hasn't given you any exe axes or anything, what is he doing. 25999 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooDJGTeW2rE also have a song that speaks to my deepest soul 26193 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: cool I have dmsl but not rmsl 26193 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: pfft 26193 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: this song is a powerful mood 26254 | Shoals:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Shoals 26299 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: I'm the person still paying attention to PSB in 2020 and I do not apologize for a thing 26524 | Shoals:1 | someoneawful: it's also stupidly catchy 26531 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: it really is 26560 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: this album is really good for that 26560 | Shoals:1 | someoneawful: dang... 26769 | Shoals:1 | someoneawful: gonna throw it on my spotify, for Later 26773 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: I also love when they just have powerfully sarcastic songs 26773 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WddJVy4y-8 26934 | Shoals:2 | Haifisch: just tabbing alligator turtles, nbd 27032 | Shoals:2 | someoneawful: synth pop: it is, was, and remains good tbh 27032 | Shoals:2 | Haifisch: ^^^ 27321 | Shoals:3 | Noticed Ilsuiw 27348 | Shoals:3 | Killed Ilsuiw 27448 | Shoals:3 | Found Tidaeh's Assorted Antiques. 27463 | Shoals:3 | someoneawful: tiddy 27463 | Shoals:3 | Haifisch: lewd 27467 | Shoals:3 | someoneawful: what a lame shop 27484 | Shoals:3 | Received a gift from Okawaru 27497 | Shoals:3 | Reached skill level 5 in Translocations 27569 | Shoals:3 | Found Eremubua's Magic Scroll Shoppe. 27586 | Shoals:3 | Bought a scroll of fear for 38 gold pieces 27586 | Shoals:3 | Bought a scroll of identify for 22 gold pieces 27586 | Shoals:3 | Bought a scroll of magic mapping for 38 gold pieces 27586 | Shoals:3 | Bought a scroll of enchant armour for 82 gold pieces 27586 | Shoals:3 | Bought a scroll of identify for 22 gold pieces 28005 | Shoals:4 | Entered Level 4 of the Shoals 28006 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tilsrO-3gcQ have a sad mood/video 28127 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: cat: upset 28127 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: look cat, I go to bed when I want to 28164 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: poor cat. 28293 | Shoals:4 | Got a barnacled rune of Zot 28590 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: finally, my character can get a Discord account 28599 | Shoals:4 | Reached XP level 20. HP: 126/166 MP: 26/27 28651 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: i didnt know your character was a hacker 28746 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: rude thoughts watching this video and being like "dang i wish i could pass that good if cut off all my hair" 28746 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: ahahaha 28746 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: :( 28746 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: mood though 28746 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: good vid tho 28746 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: my hair is short but not literally buzzed down like that, surely if I 28757 | Shoals:4 | Reached skill level 10 in Invocations 28768 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: abandoned shop 28768 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: rude 28888 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: why are abandoned shops 29027 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: BATTLEBOOK 29027 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: hey, a BATTLEBOOK 29030 | Shoals:4 | Learned a level 2 spell: Song of Slaying 29034 | Shoals:4 | Learned a level 3 spell: Regeneration 29038 | Shoals:4 | Learned a level 3 spell: Spectral Weapon 29071 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: what is that 29071 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: weird hollow place south of you 29071 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZUIEeAhD2k also la roux still exists and owns 29092 | Shoals:4 | Received a gift from Okawaru 29117 | Shoals:4 | Identified the +0 large shield of Haifisch's Integrity {rElec Str+5 Int-5} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 4 of the Shoals) 29118 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: oh 29118 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: so THAT'S where that went 29118 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: lmfao 29118 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: why did okawaru have it?! 29118 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: at least he gave it back 29118 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: i love randart names like that 29118 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: strong and dumb, the opposite of irl me 29132 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: ... 29132 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: weird 29138 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: mysterious! 29152 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: "Yummy plum!", a sentence no one has said, ever 29162 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: lmao 29162 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: I've never actually ate a plum 29162 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: they're offputting 29162 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: texturally 29162 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: at least to me 29162 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: ew 29162 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: textures are difficult 29162 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: I want someplace where I can just...sample a little bit of like 500 things, to see if they're okay before I commit to actually buying the thing myself 29162 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: buffets don't count 29162 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: imagine: a grocery store but you could eat things to see if they're okay 29296 | D:10 | Haifisch: "would I like a mango?" *CHOMP* 29297 | D:10 | someoneawful: everything from fruits to like... the weird new oreo flavor 29297 | D:10 | Haifisch: yes 29297 | D:10 | someoneawful: "oh look, pizza oreos" 29297 | D:10 | Haifisch: oh god 29297 | D:10 | Haifisch: ...now remembering the pizza cheez-its 29297 | D:10 | Haifisch: and how uncanny they were 29297 | D:10 | someoneawful: they're really good! 29363 | Elf:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Elven Halls 29385 | Elf:1 | Reached skill level 1 in Charms 29751 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: mysterious 29848 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: my youtube algorithm is going to be full of synth pop now 29856 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: this is okay 29863 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: heh 29863 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsR4gjNy58U also I'm shoving kesha at you because this album is REALLY GOOD. 29863 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: better than a lot of the crap that it gets distracted with 29863 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: yes 29875 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: love to watch a video game music and now the algorithm is clickbait about video game conspiracy theories or w/e 30214 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: confession, kesha is very good but i like ke$ha better 30216 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: hey 30216 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: this song is kesha ft ke$ha 30216 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: i noticed 30216 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: it is very good. 30216 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: also this album is...well it's not completley back to how it was as ke$ha 30216 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: but she basically went 'wait, fuck it, I LIKED making trashy party music' 30216 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: the trashy quality of ke$ha speaks to me 30540 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: 'Kesha - On Tour MAY 23 Nearest show · Chicago, Illinois Sat 7:30 PM · Huntington Bank Pavilion at Northerly Island Ticketmaster' 30540 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: don't tempt me to see her a THIRD time ,youtube 30593 | Elf:2 | someoneawful: "Nearest show · San Francisco, California" :( 30593 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: :( 30593 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiGUnl7kEOw 30593 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: I think you may appreciate this 30593 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: (wait for it, honest) 30709 | Elf:2 | Found Wyblueloy's Jewellery Emporium. 30717 | Elf:2 | someoneawful: wyblueloy 30717 | Elf:2 | someoneawful: octoking. 30717 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: oh octorings are +3 now 30717 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: nice 30717 | Elf:2 | someoneawful: dang @ that other ring 30717 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: wow that ring is my current rn/mr only better 30717 | Elf:2 | Bought the ring "Zehywah" {rN+ MR++ MP+9 Dex+4} for 816 gold pieces 30719 | Elf:2 | someoneawful: BITCH WE GOIN OUT TONIGHT 30719 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: BITCH PICK UP YOUR PHONE 30977 | Elf:2 | Found a huge runed gate. 30977 | Elf:2 | Found a huge runed gate. 30991 | Elf:2 | Found a huge runed gate. 31218 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: do I even bother with blade 31218 | Elf:2 | someoneawful: "It feels like if Kesha and ke$ha were fighting for the micro in a karaoke" thanks youtube comments 31218 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: lmao 31218 | Elf:2 | someoneawful: are you gonna go in blade. 31218 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: i dunno 31218 | Elf:2 | someoneawful: there might be an exe axe 31218 | Elf:2 | someoneawful: nmot that you need one 31218 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hweyePnFO4U 31218 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: I guess it's not like blade is particularly threatening 31218 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: might as well 31299 | Elf:2 | someoneawful: you could get distorted but 31307 | Elf:2 | someoneawful: other than that. 31364 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: eveningstar 31556 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: hi distort 31561 | Elf:2 | Received a gift from Okawaru 31736 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: https://twitter.com/wiki_tmnt/status/1228348429363040258?s=19 31737 | Elf:3 | Entered Level 3 of the Elven Halls 31755 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: ... 31755 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: woah. 31755 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: that's not right. 32018 | Elf:3 | Reached skill level 10 in Throwing 32392 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: oh 32392 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: it 32498 | Elf:3 | Reached XP level 21. HP: 174/174 MP: 28/28 32639 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: ...lol 32649 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: nice door 32649 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: wall door. 32662 | Elf:3 | Reached skill level 1 in Necromancy 32744 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: this vault kind of sucks! 32766 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: gda... 32766 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: GDA, like you need more resists 32766 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: not that I need resists 32766 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: e;fb 32768 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: but see, that extra pip of rC will 32768 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: this character is disgusting 32768 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: seriously though 32858 | Elf:3 | Reached skill level 5 in Charms 32861 | Elf:3 | Received a gift from Okawaru 32891 | Elf:3 | Noticed a Brimstone Fiend 33191 | Elf:3 | Found the +8 storm bow {elec} 33209 | Elf:3 | Reached skill level 15 in Armour 33235 | Elf:3 | Identified the Collected Works on Clay and the Blaze 33253 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: storm bow 33259 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: dang. 33267 | Elf:3 | Identified the Handbook of Shape Shifting and Malediction 33289 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: it's not actually all that good, but it's kinda fun. 33316 | Elf:3 | Found the cursed +3 crown of Eternal Torment {rTorment HP-- rN+++ SInv *Curse} 33316 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: crown 33338 | Elf:3 | Identified Ima Ohis's Reference Book on Hurtful Changing 33342 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: sheesh 33343 | Elf:3 | Identified the Handbook of Stones and Conjuration 33349 | Elf:3 | Identified the Collected Works on Doomed Snow 33351 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: well that was an elf 3 33351 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: good now you can do tomb 33351 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: ahahaha 33468 | D:9 | Haifisch: ok I am vaguely a tired now 33468 | D:9 | Haifisch: and it's almost 6am 33468 | D:9 | Haifisch: should probably sleeps 33468 | D:9 | someoneawful: probably 33468 | D:9 | someoneawful: or at least try 33468 | D:9 | Haifisch: stupid brains 33468 | D:9 | Haifisch: and not being able to sleep on command 33468 | D:9 | Haifisch: who designed these things 33468 | D:9 | someoneawful: maybe physical tiredness will beat mental tiredness 33468 | D:9 | Haifisch: heh 33468 | D:9 | someoneawful: or lack thereof 33468 | D:9 | Haifisch: the physical tiredness, from sitting on my ass all day 33468 | D:9 | someoneawful: from being awake for awhile!!! 33468 | D:9 | Haifisch: good night, friend 33468 | D:9 | someoneawful: goodnight 33582 | Vaults:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Vaults 33660 | Vaults:1 | Reached skill level 1 in Hexes 33678 | Vaults:1 | Einwand: still trucking with dat ant I see 33678 | Vaults:1 | Reached skill level 10 in Dodging 33686 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: yup 33686 | Vaults:1 | Einwand: in honor of the ant I did a DsAc 33686 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: this character is digustingly good 33686 | Vaults:1 | Einwand: I then instantly got vaporised by 3 orc priests on D7 turning around a corner 33686 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: rip 33686 | Vaults:1 | Einwand: oh it's an orc lets poke it with my boring ass octopus trident 33715 | Vaults:1 | Einwand: *functionally gets tormented right after* 33810 | Vaults:1 | Found Rodiwawo's Weapon Shoppe. 33816 | Vaults:1 | Einwand: the stickiest polearm 34438 | Vaults:1 | Received a gift from Okawaru 34439 | Vaults:1 | Identified the +0 crystal plate armour of the Circus Animal {rF+} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 1 of the Vaults) 34440 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: +0, sad 34645 | Vaults:1 | Reached XP level 22. HP: 176/181 MP: 29/29 36443 | Vaults:3 | Learned a level 1 spell: Chill Thread 36497 | Vaults:3 | Received a gift from Okawaru 37057 | Vaults:3 | Found a staircase to the Crypt. 37215 | Vaults:3 | Identified the +1 plate armour "Mugeet" {MR+ Regen+ rCorr} (You found it on level 3 of the Vaults) 37235 | Vaults:3 | Found Dugurr's Gadget Shoppe. 37243 | Vaults:3 | Bought a wand of clouds (3) for 315 gold pieces 37243 | Vaults:3 | Bought a box of beasts for 300 gold pieces 37243 | Vaults:3 | Bought a harp of healing for 600 gold pieces 37513 | Vaults:3 | Reached XP level 23. HP: 187/187 MP: 28/32 37661 | Vaults:4 | Identified a scroll of acquirement 37664 | Vaults:4 | lol 37676 | Vaults:4 | Noticed someoneawful's ghost (veteran DrAc) 37742 | Vaults:4 | Killed someoneawful's ghost 37788 | Vaults:4 | Received a gift from Okawaru 37789 | Vaults:4 | Identified the +1 cloak of the Gastropod {-Cast rElec Dex+5 Stlth+} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 4 of the Vaults) 38117 | Vaults:4 | Found Bukkaanemm's Gadget Shop. 38709 | Crypt:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Crypt 38747 | Crypt:1 | Noticed Frederick 38770 | Crypt:1 | Killed Frederick 39135 | Crypt:1 | Noticed Jory 39158 | Crypt:1 | Killed Jory 39859 | Crypt:2 | Einwand: oh there's two of me now 39860 | Crypt:2 | Einwand: I guess I briefly lost connection 39860 | Crypt:2 | Haifisch: zweiwand 39892 | Crypt:2 | Received a gift from Okawaru 39952 | Crypt:2 | Einwand: 0 torments from a curse skull, what is this luck 40012 | Crypt:2 | Haifisch: arga is insanely good 40409 | Crypt:3 | Entered Level 3 of the Crypt 40433 | Crypt:3 | Found a staircase to the Tomb. 40439 | Crypt:3 | Received a gift from Okawaru 40443 | Crypt:3 | Reached XP level 24. HP: 190/195 MP: 29/33 40459 | Crypt:3 | Identified the +2 steam dragon scales "Irevyfufi" {-Cast Int+3 Dex+3 Slay+5} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 3 of the Crypt) 40460 | Crypt:3 | wow 40740 | Crypt:3 | Einwand: speed brand is just the best brand period 40740 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: just tabbing through curse skulls nbd 40843 | Crypt:3 | Einwand: it's one of the very few things int he entirety of DCSS that has no goddamn rng variance 40850 | Crypt:3 | Einwand: you swing faster, that's it 40875 | Crypt:3 | Noticed a curse toe 40887 | Crypt:3 | Einwand: oh hey it's a toe 40888 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: it sure is 40893 | Crypt:3 | Killed a curse toe 40918 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: I should probably add curse toes to my force stop 40918 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: no idea why they're not already 40990 | Crypt:3 | Got a scorched steel ring 41034 | Crypt:3 | Identified the ring "Sufy" {rC+ rN+ Str+4} (You took it off a skeletal warrior on level 3 of the Crypt) 41070 | Crypt:3 | Found the +7 sceptre of Torment {pain, torment} 41332 | Crypt:3 | Noticed an ancient lich 41333 | Crypt:3 | Noticed an ancient lich 41371 | Crypt:3 | Killed an ancient lich 41390 | Crypt:3 | Reached skill level 15 in Evocations 41425 | Crypt:3 | Killed an ancient lich 41444 | Crypt:3 | Got a coiled platinum ring 41445 | Crypt:3 | Identified the ring of Zil Weoz {rC+ rN+} (You found it on level 3 of the Crypt) 41469 | Crypt:3 | Got a slimy golden ring 41472 | Crypt:3 | Identified the ring "Luanen" {rElec rN+ Int+2 Stlth+} (You took it off a skeletal warrior on level 3 of the Crypt) 41819 | Depths:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Depths 41901 | Depths:1 | Received a gift from Okawaru 41902 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: a plain animal skin, thanks oka 42449 | Depths:1 | Found Doagomp's Antique Armour Shop. 42480 | Depths:1 | Found a one-way gate leading to the halls of Pandemonium. 42673 | Depths:1 | Reached XP level 25. HP: 202/202 MP: 30/34 42720 | Depths:1 | Reached skill level 15 in Throwing 42737 | Depths:1 | Found a gateway to Hell. 42951 | Depths:2 | Found Kiodoul's Assorted Antiques. 42972 | Depths:2 | Found Girphez's Book Boutique. 42983 | Depths:2 | Bought a book of Air for 525 gold pieces 42986 | Depths:2 | Learned a level 2 spell: Repel Missiles 43004 | Depths:2 | Bought 3 scrolls labeled POVEOR SEPAXZO for 96 gold pieces 43004 | Depths:2 | Bought a scroll of recharging for 304 gold pieces 43004 | Depths:2 | Bought a scroll of magic mapping for 112 gold pieces 43102 | Depths:2 | Found Gocat's Armour Boutique. 43126 | Depths:2 | Received a gift from Okawaru 43208 | Depths:2 | Found Unogarhoto's Distillery. 43216 | Depths:2 | Bought a potion of resistance for 150 gold pieces 43216 | Depths:2 | Bought 2 potions of restore abilities for 150 gold pieces 43216 | Depths:2 | Bought a potion of agility for 60 gold pieces 44165 | Depths:3 | Received a gift from Okawaru 44166 | Depths:3 | Identified the +1 pair of gloves of the Blind Marksman {MP+9 Int+2} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 3 of the Depths) 44711 | Depths:3 | Identified the Almanac of Flight and Contamination 44712 | Depths:3 | Found the +5 staff of Battle 44921 | Depths:3 | Noticed a caustic shrike 44929 | Depths:3 | Killed a caustic shrike 44985 | Depths:3 | Learned a level 2 spell: Swiftness 45061 | Depths:3 | Reached XP level 26. HP: 198/215 MP: 25/34 45261 | Depths:3 | Received a gift from Okawaru 45855 | Depths:3 | Received a gift from Okawaru 45856 | Depths:3 | Identified the +0 pair of gloves of the Armadillo {rPois Str+4 Dex+6 SInv} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 3 of the Depths) 45857 | Depths:3 | Einwand: Meh 45857 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: meh indeed 45858 | Depths:3 | Einwand: 2 AC for 1 str and some dex isn't the worst possible thing I guess? 45858 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: also I could use a different ring in place of the rpois ring I guess. 45858 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: not that I really am dying for any specific defense or resist in particular 45952 | Depths:3 | Found a one-way gate to the infinite horrors of the Abyss. 46464 | Depths:3 | Found a radiant altar of Vehumet. 46466 | Depths:3 | Found a deep blue altar of Sif Muna. 46466 | Depths:3 | Found a radiant altar of Vehumet. 46466 | Depths:3 | Found a bloodstained altar of Trog. 46477 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: two vehs, so unbalanced 46650 | Depths:3 | Einwand: vehs 47031 | Depths:4 | Noticed the Enchantress 47040 | Depths:4 | Received a gift from Okawaru 47041 | Depths:4 | Einwand: #antlyfe 47066 | Depths:4 | Killed the Enchantress 47084 | Depths:4 | Got faerie dragon scales 47085 | Depths:4 | Identified the +4 faerie dragon scales {rN++ rCorr Int+2 Dex+4 Clar} (You took it off the Enchantress on level 4 of the Depths) 47086 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: wow FDA that doesn't totally suck 47086 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: how rare 47086 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: of course, it sucks for *me* 47097 | Depths:4 | Reached XP level 27. HP: 216/224 MP: 25/34 47451 | Depths:4 | Noticed a juggernaut 47479 | Depths:4 | Killed a juggernaut 47630 | Depths:4 | Noticed a juggernaut 47673 | Depths:4 | Killed a juggernaut 47682 | Depths:4 | Received a gift from Okawaru 47695 | Depths:4 | Identified the +5 large shield of the Tarantula {rF- Str+4 Int+5} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 4 of the Depths) 47816 | Depths:4 | Found Liroriax's Armour Shoppe. 47816 | Depths:4 | Found Duatz's Food Shop. 47817 | Depths:4 | Found Ixzuasok's Jewellery Shop. 47817 | Depths:4 | Found Qutod's Armour Emporium. 47902 | Depths:4 | Reached skill level 5 in Stealth 48621 | Depths:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Depths 48644 | Depths:5 | Found Piamu's Jewellery Shoppe. 48660 | Depths:5 | Found a gateway to a ziggurat. 49157 | Depths:5 | Received a gift from Okawaru 49176 | Depths:5 | Found a gate to the Realm of Zot. 49468 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: hmm 49468 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: v5 and ants do not seem to be friends 49468 | Depths:5 | Einwand: hrm 49468 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: maybe abyss or slime, idk 49468 | Depths:5 | Einwand: do you have silence castable or silence scrolls 49468 | Depths:5 | Einwand: cause if you silence the opening round 49468 | Depths:5 | Einwand: you can just, murder them 49468 | Depths:5 | Einwand: and walk off into a corner 49468 | Depths:5 | Einwand: they'll see you because you're about as stealthy as a tornado but there'll be no noise 49468 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: well then 49750 | Vaults:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Vaults 49811 | Vaults:5 | Received a gift from Okawaru 49993 | Vaults:5 | Identified the Handbook of Enthralling Attacks 50054 | Vaults:5 | Got a faintly glowing marble ring 50055 | Vaults:5 | Identified the ring of Aquh {Wiz rElec rF+ rC+ Str+4} (You took it off an ironbrand convoker on level 5 of the Vaults) 50210 | Vaults:5 | Reached skill level 10 in Stealth 50321 | Vaults:5 | Einwand: the other option is shafting yourself and hoping to be lucky with location 50322 | Vaults:5 | Einwand: AKA not in the middle 50335 | Vaults:5 | Einwand: it's not a great option mind 50362 | Vaults:5 | Got a steaming amber ring 50363 | Vaults:5 | Identified the ring of Tesib {rElec rPois MP+9 Dex+4} (You took it off a vault sentinel on level 5 of the Vaults) 50599 | Vaults:4 | Received a gift from Okawaru 50655 | Vaults:5 | Reached skill level 15 in Dodging 50966 | Vaults:5 | Got a silver rune of Zot 51489 | D:14 | someoneawful: arga 51489 | D:14 | Haifisch: the fuck was I doing 51489 | D:14 | Haifisch: other than tabbing 51489 | D:14 | someoneawful: having arga 51489 | D:14 | Haifisch: winning I guess? 51489 | D:14 | Haifisch: or maybe doing extra runes 51489 | D:14 | someoneawful: go do slime 51489 | D:14 | Einwand: #antlyfe 51489 | D:14 | Haifisch: slime... 51489 | D:14 | Einwand: i'm 100% doing an ant run after this dumb lava orc 51489 | D:14 | SirSamVimes: I was telling you to cheese TRJ with torment immo IIRC 51489 | D:14 | Einwand: whenever I play next 51489 | D:14 | Haifisch: I do have an rCorr ring, Iguess 51489 | D:14 | Haifisch: look at all these resists 51489 | D:14 | Haifisch: and all this MR 51489 | D:14 | SirSamVimes: torment immo is a 100% safe way to kill TRJ if you can get them out in the open!! 51489 | D:14 | Haifisch: gonna do the great idea and do slime 51664 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: don't lean on tab imo. 51690 | Lair:5 | SirSamVimes: if you're not going to do the smart way of killing trj, hold tab to make sawful cry imo 51692 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: i miss polykilling trj 51692 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: same 51692 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: also being able ot stairdance it because it didn't regen 51692 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: those were the days 51693 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: im gonna make a sandwich, don't die while i'm making a sandwich pls 51693 | Lair:5 | SirSamVimes: making it regen was a fine change, fucking the poly strat sucked 51693 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: OK TIME TO DIE 51693 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: LET'S GO 51694 | Slime:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Pits of Slime 51695 | Slime:1 | someoneawful: D: 51821 | Slime:3 | Einwand: I did one of those awful zot trap portal vaults 51824 | Slime:3 | Einwand: I got a regen amulet with rN+ 51841 | Slime:3 | Einwand: I'd rather have rN++ than 15 hp I think 51961 | Slime:4 | Noticed Dissolution 51961 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: oh 51961 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: that 51961 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: sure is 51961 | Slime:4 | SirSamVimes: hi disso 51961 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: dissolution 51961 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: lmao 51962 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: I see him so rarely I don't even intuitively know how dangerous he is 51962 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: he hits bigly 51962 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: I guess 51962 | Slime:4 | SirSamVimes: 30,50 with acid 51962 | Slime:4 | SirSamVimes: @??dissolution 51962 | Slime:4 | seam: Dissolution (J) | Spd: 10 | HD: 16 | HP: 141-209 | AC/EV: 10/1 | Dam: 50(acid:7d3), 30(acid:7d3) | eats doors, priest, see invisible, regen, unbreathing | Res: magic(120), poison, acid+++, blind, drown | Vul: silver | XP: 13906 | Sp: sum.eyeballs [!AM] | Sz: Medium | Int: human. 51962 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: actually gonna keep this up until sawful makes their sandwich 51962 | Slime:4 | SirSamVimes: the acid procs are actually pretty mild compared to the physical hits 51962 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: so they can be all 'FUCKSAKE' 51962 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: the good news is I have big AC and big SH 51962 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: and EV I guess 51962 | Slime:4 | Einwand: dissolution is a big acid blob that can summon eyes, I think? 51962 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: yeah 51962 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: also silenceable 51962 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: not that hte eyeballs are the problem for me 51962 | Slime:4 | Einwand: assuming your MR isn't crap eyes are incredibly ignorable as an ant 51962 | Slime:4 | Einwand: I'm suddenly remembering the time I managed to polymorph sigmund into a golden eye 51962 | Slime:4 | Einwand: that took a really really long time to kill 51962 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: lmao 51962 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: wow 51962 | Slime:4 | Einwand: 100% confusion 51962 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: golden eyes are incapable of hurting you at all by themselves, right? 51962 | Slime:4 | Einwand: random monster regen kept healing it until I got super lucky eventually 51962 | Slime:4 | Einwand: yes 51962 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: @??golden eye 51962 | Slime:4 | seam: golden eye (G) | Spd: 13 | HD: 6 | HP: 10-14 | AC/EV: 0/20 | see invisible, fly, unbreathing | Res: magic(60), drown | XP: 189 | Sp: confusion gaze [!sil], blink [!sil] | Sz: tiny | Int: brainless. 51962 | Slime:4 | Einwand: they literally only blink and confuse 51962 | Slime:4 | SirSamVimes: 20 ev, and you spent the entire time confused 51962 | Slime:4 | SirSamVimes: lol 51962 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: sawful must be making a very complicated sandwich 51962 | Slime:4 | Einwand: how have I gotten to zot 4 and not gotten a single branded set of gloves 51962 | Slime:4 | Einwand: not even dex gloves 51962 | Slime:4 | someoneawful: dissolution 51962 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: oh you're back 51962 | Slime:4 | SirSamVimes: they're back, you can hold tab now 51962 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: yes I saved this just for you 51962 | Slime:4 | someoneawful: don't tab dissolution. :( 51962 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: I know how much you love jam, and tab 51969 | Slime:4 | Killed Dissolution 51971 | Slime:4 | someoneawful: :( 51971 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: lol 51971 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: WEAK 51978 | Slime:4 | someoneawful: also i had to convince a cat that it did not need to eat any of my sandwich 51978 | Slime:4 | SirSamVimes: activating finesse kind of weakened the impact 51978 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: didn't even need the oka ups, smdh 51978 | Slime:4 | someoneawful: she disagrees, but 51978 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: wow 52031 | Slime:4 | SirSamVimes: tbh because of cleaving you could probably just hold down tab for trj 52045 | Slime:4 | someoneawful: also i have garlic parmaesan potato chips. 52045 | Slime:4 | SirSamVimes: @??the_royal_jelly 52045 | Slime:4 | seam: Royal Jelly (J) | Spd: 14 | HD: 21 | HP: 196-273 | AC/EV: 8/4 | Dam: 50(acid:7d3), 30(acid:7d3) | eats doors, see invisible, unbreathing | Res: magic(180), poison, acid+++, blind, drown | Vul: silver | XP: 14306 | Sz: Large | Int: brainless. 52045 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: whoa 52045 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: I want some 52045 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: gimme 52050 | Slime:4 | someoneawful: if i could i would do so 52063 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: I've had that flavor before, it's as good as 'garlic parmesan potato chip' implies 52063 | Slime:4 | SirSamVimes: trj hits the same as disso, so yeah you can just hold down tab for them 52064 | Slime:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Pits of Slime 52110 | Slime:4 | SirSamVimes: because your cleaving will just murder all the split slimes 52119 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: you just want to see sawful despair 52138 | Slime:5 | SirSamVimes: if you're not going to use my strat, I want to at least see sawful cry 52185 | Slime:5 | Haifisch: brb appeasing cat 52185 | Slime:5 | someoneawful: it's Cat o'clock 52185 | Slime:5 | Haifisch: cat: fed 52196 | Slime:5 | someoneawful: the catting hour 52252 | Slime:5 | Noticed the Royal Jelly 52253 | Slime:5 | Haifisch: hi jelly friend 52257 | Slime:5 | SirSamVimes: activate buffs, hold tab 52265 | Slime:5 | SirSamVimes: lmao 52271 | Slime:5 | Killed the Royal Jelly 52271 | Slime:5 | Received a gift from Okawaru 52278 | Slime:5 | someoneawful: sob 52300 | Slime:5 | Haifisch: you're just sad my char is actually good 52305 | Slime:5 | SirSamVimes: didn't even go below like 80% hp 52309 | Slime:5 | someoneawful: give me arg 52309 | Slime:5 | someoneawful: a 52372 | Slime:5 | Got a brightly glowing lead ring 52375 | Slime:5 | Identified the ring "Ugenuun" {rPois Int+4 Stlth+} (You found it on level 5 of the Pits of Slime) 52377 | Slime:5 | Haifisch: really sick of these ugenuuners 52380 | Slime:5 | Identified the +7 plate armour of the Cockatrice {rPois rC+} (You found it on level 5 of the Pits of Slime) 52381 | Slime:5 | Haifisch: oh no, a cockatrice 52381 | Slime:5 | Haifisch: good thing I'm wearing gloves 52386 | Slime:5 | someoneawful: lmao 52389 | Slime:5 | Got a slimy rune of Zot 52396 | Slime:5 | SirSamVimes: don't wield it and go down stairs haif 52407 | Slime:5 | someoneawful: of all the YASDs in nethack, i don't think i ever died to a cockatrice 52419 | Slime:5 | Identified the +5 hand axe of the Jester {freeze, rF+ Str-5 Dex+3 Stlth+} (You found it on level 5 of the Pits of Slime) 52420 | Slime:5 | someoneawful: probably because it all made me too cowardly to wield one 52427 | Slime:5 | SirSamVimes: ??yasd 52427 | Slime:5 | seam: yasd[1/1]: Yet another stupid death. 52427 | Slime:5 | Identified the +11 battleaxe of Fate {flame, *Corrode rF- rC+++ MR++} (You found it on level 5 of the Pits of Slime) 52428 | Slime:5 | SirSamVimes: I was hoping it would have examples 52428 | Slime:5 | Haifisch: BIG RESISTS 52428 | Slime:5 | Haifisch: BIG DAMAGE 52428 | Slime:5 | Haifisch: rF- 52444 | Slime:5 | Haifisch: well that was exciting 52444 | Slime:5 | SirSamVimes: tbh even with rF- that's very good, seeing as you can just compensate with other slots because rC and MR are completely covered 52476 | Slime:4 | Haifisch: oh right, game too cowardly to autotravel past corrosive walls 52657 | D:10 | Einwand: well lava orc has now won 52657 | D:10 | Einwand: I mostly just held down tab in zot 52657 | D:10 | someoneawful: you did it 52657 | D:10 | Haifisch: I guess I should do abyss for the proper 5er 52657 | D:10 | Einwand: I was surrounded by berserk draconians once I guess 52657 | D:10 | Haifisch: abyss tho... 52657 | D:10 | someoneawful: go to abyss. 52657 | D:10 | someoneawful: it's fine. 52657 | D:10 | Einwand: ant abyss is just boring 52657 | D:10 | someoneawful: just keep diving until rune 52657 | D:10 | Einwand: so, normal abyss but you can't read teleport to force it to reload the map 52657 | D:10 | Einwand: can easily dig through walls I guess 52855 | Depths:3 | Voluntarily entered the Abyss. 52857 | Abyss:1 | Haifisch: imagine if you could shaft through the abyss 52921 | Abyss:2 | Found a corrupted altar of Lugonu. 52938 | Abyss:2 | someoneawful: just dive all the way to a:27 52970 | Abyss:3 | Found a blossoming altar of Fedhas. 52974 | Abyss:3 | someoneawful: boot. 52975 | Abyss:3 | Identified the +0 pair of boots "Xon Emad" {+Blink} (You found it on level 3 of the Abyss) 52976 | Abyss:3 | someoneawful: glove? 52976 | Abyss:3 | someoneawful: wow those aren't even like, awful 52976 | Abyss:3 | Haifisch: xon emad 52976 | Abyss:3 | Haifisch: read that as xom emad 52976 | Abyss:3 | Haifisch: too bad I'm 52976 | Abyss:3 | someoneawful: like they're not exciting but evokable blink is something. 52976 | Abyss:3 | Haifisch: an ant 52976 | Abyss:3 | someoneawful: yeah 52981 | Abyss:3 | someoneawful: i didn't mean for you, just... yknow, generally 53066 | Abyss:3 | Haifisch: lmao what is this 53075 | Abyss:3 | Einwand: it's a joke vault 53076 | Abyss:3 | someoneawful: apartment complex 53083 | Abyss:3 | Einwand: it's not even a rune vault 53135 | Abyss:3 | someoneawful: vaults that don't have runes tend to have exits in 53159 | Abyss:3 | SirSamVimes: I swear I've seen this vault in pan, but never in abyss 53184 | Abyss:3 | SirSamVimes: that looks like a vault 53217 | Abyss:3 | someoneawful: no rune floor, who cares. 53226 | Abyss:3 | Haifisch: just 53226 | Abyss:3 | SirSamVimes: lol rude 53226 | Abyss:3 | Haifisch: empty 53241 | Abyss:3 | Haifisch: oh nooooo 53241 | Abyss:3 | Haifisch: my int 53241 | Abyss:3 | someoneawful: all that spell power 53244 | Abyss:3 | someoneawful: for your spells 53335 | Abyss:3 | Found a corrupted altar of Lugonu. 53433 | Abyss:3 | Haifisch: I swear my cat senses when I'm playing crawl 53534 | Abyss:3 | Einwand: my cat just sleeps on the couch nearby 53534 | Abyss:3 | Einwand: until they decide it's time for them to sleep on me and start poking me 53540 | Abyss:3 | Einwand: so I'll go to bed 53564 | Abyss:3 | Found a corrupted altar of Lugonu. 53564 | Abyss:3 | Haifisch: kobolds 53606 | Abyss:3 | SirSamVimes: dive you coward 53632 | Abyss:3 | someoneawful: a:4 isn't even that bad and also you have arga. 53632 | Abyss:3 | Haifisch: wow my armor ended on a not-round number, rude 53632 | Abyss:3 | SirSamVimes: disgusting 53632 | Abyss:3 | someoneawful: better get it up to 24 53632 | Abyss:3 | someoneawful: just to be sure 53699 | Abyss:3 | Einwand: imagine not having all your skills as prime numbers 53770 | Abyss:3 | Haifisch: ugh fine 53772 | Abyss:4 | someoneawful: for someone who hates wandering the abyss you're sure avoiding doing the things that make it go faster 53772 | Abyss:4 | Haifisch: :( 53772 | Abyss:4 | someoneawful: :V 53775 | Abyss:4 | Haifisch: see, you hate labs, right 53775 | Abyss:4 | Haifisch: well the abyss is like a REALLY BIG lab 53801 | Abyss:4 | someoneawful: yeah, abyss kinda isn't great 53806 | Abyss:4 | someoneawful: but you have agency in it 53812 | Abyss:4 | someoneawful: unlike a labyrinth 53824 | Abyss:4 | someoneawful: where you extremely do not 53824 | Abyss:4 | Einwand: ants have a bit of lab agency 53838 | Abyss:4 | Einwand: since you can dig through the dirt walls to skip some of the annoying pathing 53838 | Abyss:4 | Haifisch: tormentors... 53838 | Abyss:4 | Einwand: it's still labs, though 53867 | Abyss:4 | Einwand: oh no you m ade noise past abyss 3 53878 | Abyss:4 | Einwand: time to fight infinite enemies 53884 | Abyss:4 | someoneawful: rune 53884 | Abyss:4 | someoneawful: floor 53884 | Abyss:4 | someoneawful: lol this is dire elephatn island 53885 | Abyss:4 | Einwand: it's just the elephant vault 53886 | Abyss:4 | someoneawful: yeah 53886 | Abyss:4 | SirSamVimes: with how beefy you are, that's an easy rune 53899 | Abyss:4 | SirSamVimes: @??hellephant 53900 | Abyss:4 | seam: hellephant (Y) | Spd: 10 | HD: 20 | HP: 139-201 | AC/EV: 13/10 | Dam: 45(trample), 20, 15 | demonic, evil | Res: magic(140), drown, rot, neg+++, torm | Vul: holy | XP: 3113 | Sp: fire breath (3d40) [!AM, !sil, breath], blink [!sil] | Sz: Giant | Int: animal. 53924 | Abyss:4 | Haifisch: it'd help if I could 53924 | Abyss:4 | Haifisch: land on the dang island 53924 | Abyss:4 | SirSamVimes: should probbaly quaff curing so you can regen hp 53950 | Abyss:4 | someoneawful: so many elephants 53968 | Abyss:4 | Received a gift from Okawaru 53979 | Abyss:4 | Found a corrupted altar of Lugonu. 53981 | Abyss:4 | someoneawful: huzzah 53981 | Abyss:4 | Got an abyssal rune of Zot 53983 | Abyss:4 | Haifisch: what's even behind the door 53983 | Abyss:4 | someoneawful: that's the door to get in 53983 | Abyss:4 | Haifisch: or did the vortices just eat the walls 53983 | Abyss:4 | someoneawful: if the wall hadn't collapsed 53983 | Abyss:4 | someoneawful: yeah 54061 | Abyss:4 | Einwand: my least favourite rune vault is the one with the ettins that all have chaos weapons 54091 | Abyss:4 | Einwand: and a silent spectre in the middle 54099 | Depths:3 | Escaped the Abyss 54100 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: anything involving silent spectres is just kinda dickish 54100 | Depths:3 | Einwand: I don't think I'v eever actually gotten that rune 54100 | Depths:3 | SirSamVimes: that is quite a depths floor there 54100 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: yup 54100 | Depths:3 | Einwand: because an ettin inevitably chaos's me into the abyss deeper or just, teleported 54100 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: time for zot I guess 54100 | Depths:3 | Einwand: but what about 54100 | Depths:3 | Einwand: zigs 54100 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: although I have the crown of torment, so clearly I should add tomb to 54100 | Depths:3 | Einwand: what could go wrong??? 54100 | Depths:3 | Einwand: the legendary 6 rune 54100 | Depths:3 | Einwand: never before seen 54168 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: 4020 54168 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: so close 54301 | Zot:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Realm of Zot 54302 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: so much mapping 54465 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: haifisch has a 6-rune win... 54465 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: I do? 54465 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: but it was on cszo so who knows what was going on there 54465 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: lmao 54465 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: rip 54465 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: I wish the cszo morgues were preserved somewhere 54465 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: 21 3,098,434 VSVM Archmage escaped with the Orb and 6 runes! 114,939 12:57:37 Ashenzari 6 2014-12-11 04:58:22 0.16-a0 CSZO 54465 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: wow 54465 | Zot:1 | SirSamVimes: VSVM of Ash? 54465 | Zot:1 | SirSamVimes: Weird 54465 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: I have many questions 54465 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: and I apparently played that char 54465 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: what a mysterious character 54478 | Zot:1 | Einwand: what even the heck 54488 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: ...i also have a 6 rune win 54546 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: blame tournament for anything weird imo 54546 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: http://crawl.akrasiac.org/rawdata/SomeoneAwful/morgue-SomeoneAwful-20141027-174034.txt ????? 54546 | Zot:1 | Einwand: I've got one 4 rune win 54546 | Zot:1 | Einwand: I assume I did slime for loot and then just said fuck it and left 54546 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: }: 6/15 runes: decaying, serpentine, slimy, silver, golden, abyssal 54546 | Zot:1 | Einwand: actualyl I've got a couple 4 rune wins 54546 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: ah, all the notes 54546 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: back when people could be bothered to do notes a lot 54546 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: i cared more back then 54546 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: tbh i still occasionally do notes when i don't have spectators 54546 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: same 54546 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: I remember people being SO MAD I had the 'chat gets preserved in the morgue' setting on 54622 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: i had that on, because i copied your rcfile 54630 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: but i turne dit off 54640 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: rude 54653 | Zot:1 | Received a gift from Okawaru 54660 | Zot:1 | Einwand: that's an option? 54660 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: it is 54660 | Zot:1 | Einwand: not that people watch me much 54660 | Zot:1 | Einwand: preserve all the ??THINGs I guess 54759 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: idk why I even turned it on 54759 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: I guess sometimes it's illuminating to see what people were yelling about when I play 54967 | Zot:1 | Noticed an orb of fire 54986 | Zot:1 | Killed an orb of fire 55160 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: oh noooo 55160 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: it did 55160 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: no damage 55160 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: oh no. frost. 55160 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: ye resist! 55594 | Zot:2 | Einwand: imagine actually taking damage 55622 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: :( 55625 | Zot:2 | Haifisch: the impregn'ble 56065 | Zot:2 | Einwand: I can't believe you're not just holding tab 56066 | Zot:2 | Einwand: it's very disappointing 56066 | Zot:2 | Haifisch: but blowing things up with wands is fun 56072 | Zot:2 | Einwand: yeah but that takes time, and effort 56072 | Zot:2 | Haifisch: also I might as well use this evo investment for something 56106 | Zot:2 | Received a gift from Okawaru 56107 | Zot:2 | Identified the +7 broad axe "Sufoess" {flame, Str+5} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 2 of the Realm of Zot) 56108 | Zot:2 | Haifisch: this would have been good back in lair, oka 56941 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: what is 56941 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: that loop 56952 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: ??? 56952 | Zot:3 | Einwand: just a weird generation that happens occasionally 56952 | Zot:3 | Einwand: there's literally nothing in it far as I'm aware 56952 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: weird 56990 | Zot:4 | someoneawful: dungeon generation is sometimes odd. 57127 | Zot:4 | Received a gift from Okawaru 57195 | Zot:4 | Noticed an orb of fire 57196 | Zot:4 | Haifisch: oh right, wandmut 57198 | Zot:4 | Haifisch: finally a use for these 57212 | Zot:4 | Killed an orb of fire 57519 | Zot:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Realm of Zot 57533 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: lol that weird 57533 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: long hallway 57650 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: just kinda... goes. 57650 | Zot:5 | Haifisch: I fixed it 57650 | Zot:5 | Haifisch: ish 57650 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: good job interior designer 57822 | Zot:5 | Einwand: polearm's real great for these killholes 57822 | Zot:5 | Einwand: since your spectral weapon can reach over you with seemingly perfect accuracy 57822 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: hell yeah 57822 | Zot:5 | Einwand: even if you can't do the reverse 57822 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: polearm ant is my favorite 57832 | Zot:5 | Einwand: ant skald is just really good 57847 | Zot:5 | Noticed an ancient lich 57852 | Zot:5 | Einwand: skald period is really good because of permabuffs, honestly 57855 | Zot:5 | Killed an ancient lich 57884 | Zot:5 | Received a gift from Okawaru 57885 | Zot:5 | Identified the +2 broad axe of Laizerok {vamp, +Rage Dex+5} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 5 of the Realm of Zot) 57885 | Zot:5 | Noticed an ancient lich 57887 | Zot:5 | Noticed an ancient lich 57888 | Zot:5 | Killed an ancient lich 57890 | Zot:5 | Killed an ancient lich 57890 | Zot:5 | Reached skill level 15 in Invocations 57934 | Zot:5 | Noticed an orb of fire 57941 | Zot:5 | Killed an orb of fire 57945 | Zot:5 | Noticed an orb of fire 57955 | Zot:5 | Killed an orb of fire 57955 | Zot:5 | Received a gift from Okawaru 57960 | Zot:5 | Identified the +7 plate armour of Pantheism {rPois Regen+ Int-4 Dex+2} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 5 of the Realm of Zot) 57961 | Zot:5 | Haifisch: encrusted...with what 57961 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: with crust 57961 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: it's bread 57961 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: that's why it's named "pan" 57962 | Zot:5 | Noticed an orb of fire 57965 | Zot:5 | Haifisch: wow I have a lot of restab 57967 | Zot:5 | Einwand: restab 57977 | Zot:5 | Killed an orb of fire 58049 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: rstore ability 58075 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: wb sam 58084 | Zot:5 | SirSamVimes: ty 58084 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: sam help i can't compel myself to leave gold saucer 58084 | Zot:5 | Haifisch: ok I made it time to ctrl q 58084 | Zot:5 | Got the Orb of Zot 58165 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: imagine just... quitting with the orb 58179 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: xom thinks this is hilarious 58179 | Zot:3 | SirSamVimes: grabbing the orb without 15 runes is basically ctrl+q 58310 | Depths:5 | Noticed Tiliepu the pandemonium lord 58311 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: the first thing i did when i logged in to ff14 was look up if there were new hair styles, and then get the hair style i wanted 58314 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: i have a problem 58314 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: that sounds like the correct way to play a game though? 58376 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: there's a chocobo racing mini game and i played... a lot of it, instead of doing anything useful 58404 | Depths:1 | Noticed Biefo the pandemonium lord 58408 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: biefo 58408 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: beef o 58408 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: again, that sounds like the correct way to play a game 58443 | Depths:1 | Killed Biefo the pandemonium lord 58488 | D:13 | SirSamVimes: come to the aetheryte at the saucer 58488 | D:13 | someoneawful: okay 58501 | D:13 | Haifisch: fr: let me move when I'm on fire 58501 | D:13 | Haifisch: well, automove 58522 | D:12 | someoneawful: you're covered in liquid flames, haifisch. 58524 | D:11 | Haifisch: so??? 58601 | D:7 | someoneawful: sam: is, in fact, a very pretty elf 58667 | D:4 | Einwand: leap of faith was the best part of the golden saucer 58667 | D:4 | Haifisch: remember when I almost died here 58667 | D:4 | Haifisch: good times 58667 | D:4 | someoneawful: i do remember that 58669 | D:3 | Haifisch: lol 58723 | D:1 | Haifisch: chomp chomp 58723 | D:1 | someoneawful: you did it 58723 | D:1 | Haifisch: yaaay 58724 | D:$ | Escaped with the Orb! Vanquished Creatures A pandemonium lord (Depths:1) the Royal Jelly (Slime:5) Dissolution (Slime:4) 5 orbs of fire 5 ancient liches 2 juggernauts (Depths:4) Frederick (Crypt:1) 4 Killer Klowns Nikola (Spider:2) 2 caustic shrikes (Depths:3) The ghost of someoneawful the Bludgeoner, a veteran DrAc of Uskayaw (Vaults:4) A curse toe (Crypt:3) the Enchantress (Depths:4) 5 golden dragons A bone dragon (Abyss:4) Jory (Crypt:1) 2 electric golems A hellephant (Abyss:4) A Tzitzimitl (D:8) Rupert (Orc:2) 5 titans 20 tentacled monstrosities 21 Orb Guardians Asterion (Spider:1) 4 quicksilver dragons 19 acid blobs 13 liches 3 deep elf blademasters 2 deep elf master archers (Elf:3) An Executioner (Abyss:3) 5 death cobs 5 sphinxes 9 tentacled starspawn 8 ancient champions 14 shadow dragons Frances (Spider:1) 13 tengu reavers Ilsuiw (Shoals:3) 19 storm dragons 3 draconian monks 12 large abominations 11 azure jellies 13 fire giants A blood saint (D:13) 3 ghost moths (Spider:4) 14 frost giants 7 vault wardens 5 deep elf sorcerers 11 emperor scorpions 7 draconian scorchers A cacodemon (Abyss:3) 2 balrugs (D:13) Aizul (Spider:1) 3 draconian knights Louise (D:14) 5 iron dragons 13 ironheart preservers 5 deep elf elementalists 6 draconian stormcallers 7 draconian shifters A juggernaut zombie (Crypt:1) 7 draconian annihilators 21 very ugly things 5 curse skulls 7 spriggan defenders 29 stone giants 7 vampire knights 4 entropy weavers 7 starcursed masses (Abyss:3) 11 deep elf demonologists 6 deep elf annihilators 11 black draconians 10 green draconians 8 dire elephants (Abyss:4) 2 pale draconians (Depths:5) Azrael (D:13) 5 purple draconians 9 red draconians 4 spark wasps 6 white draconians A merfolk javelineer (Shoals:4) 11 yellow draconians Snorg (Orc:1) 5 crystal guardians A green death (Depths:1) A blizzard demon (Depths:1) 3 eidola 18 ettins 11 merfolk impalers 13 fire dragons A minotaur (Lab) 19 great orbs of eyes 5 deep elf death magi Josephine (Orc:2) 8 death oozes 6 jiangshi 16 rakshasas 14 ice dragons 6 deep elf high priests 19 yaktaur captains 24 vault guards (Vaults:5) A quicksilver dragon skeleton (Crypt:3) 7 spriggan air magi 4 hydras 4 death knights An ice dragon (shapeshifter) (Depths:4) Erica (Orc:1) 4 alligator snapping turtles An alligator snapping turtle (shapeshifter) (Vaults:5) 4 merfolk avatars 16 centaur warriors 7 merfolk aquamancers 19 dancing weapons 4 tengu warriors 33 two-headed ogres 3 catoblepae (Lair:6) 5 deep troll shamans 4 satyrs 9 vampire magi 2 alligators (Lair:5) 7 deep troll earth magi 5 thrashing horrors (Abyss:3) A queen ant (Lair:4) 3 spriggan berserkers (Depths:3) 13 death yaks 15 ogre magi 21 deep elf knights 6 spriggans 4 wretched stars 14 hell knights Sonja (Lair:1) Nergalle (Orc:2) 3 sun demons 3 soul eaters 24 skeletal warriors A titan skeleton (Crypt:3) 5 shadow wraiths 2 spatial maelstroms An entropy weaver zombie (Crypt:1) A sixfirhy (Abyss:3) 44 slime creatures 12 small abominations 8 wizards 12 glowing orange brains A shadow demon (Abyss:3) 2 swamp dragons (Lair:5) 27 deep trolls 3 unseen horrors A golden dragon zombie (Abyss:3) 10 deep elf archers 10 sea snakes An obsidian statue (Depths:1) Pikel (D:6) 7 flayed ghosts 6 necromancers 13 phantasmal warriors 15 orc knights 21 harpies A harpy (shapeshifter) (Depths:3) 58 deep elf magi 13 ironbrand convokers 7 fauns 11 orb spiders An iron dragon zombie (Abyss:3) A human zombie (Vaults:3) A mana viper (shapeshifter) (Depths:4) A cyclops (shapeshifter) (Vaults:4) A frost giant zombie (Vaults:3) 28 wolf spiders 15 manticores 37 ugly things 4 cyclopes 12 orc sorcerers A shining eye (shapeshifter) (Depths:4) 7 shining eyes 2 tengu skeletons Maurice (D:10) 5 toenail golems (Volcano) A fire giant zombie (Abyss:3) A black mamba (Lair:1) 29 moths of wrath 4 centaur zombies A fire giant skeleton (Crypt:3) A guardian serpent (shapeshifter) (Vaults:1) 7 vault sentinels An ice statue (IceCv) An eye of devastation (shapeshifter) (Vaults:3) An elephant (shapeshifter) (Vaults:3) 9 merfolk sirens 18 elephants A torpor snail (Spider:3) 18 eyes of devastation 8 smoke demons A stone giant skeleton (Crypt:1) An apocalypse crab (Abyss:3) 2 rust devils 5 water nymphs A spiny frog (shapeshifter) (Depths:3) 12 spiny frogs Psyche (D:11) A hellion (Abyss:3) A black draconian zombie (Crypt:1) 3 komodo dragons (shapeshifter) 12 komodo dragons 4 kobold demonologists A yellow draconian zombie (Crypt:3) 11 freezing wraiths 55 yaktaurs A tormentor (Abyss:4) 3 rime drakes 7 demonic crawlers 3 tengu conjurers A yellow draconian skeleton (Crypt:2) A green draconian skeleton (Crypt:2) A queen bee (shapeshifter) (Depths:2) 2 hellwings (Depths:1) 3 ice devils A polar bear (shapeshifter) (Vaults:4) 28 jumping spiders 27 merfolk 3 red devils A wind drake (shapeshifter) (Vaults:2) 6 ancient zymes 13 polar bears 2 wind drakes 4 trolls 2 meliai (shapeshifter) A troll (shapeshifter) (Depths:2) 8 hornets A snapping turtle (shapeshifter) (Depths:2) 9 blink frogs 8 raiju (Abyss:3) 8 boulder beetles 2 blink frogs (shapeshifter) 9 hippogriffs A satyr zombie (Crypt:3) A dream sheep (Lair:1) A frost giant simulacrum (Vaults:3) 8 snapping turtles A redback (shapeshifter) (Vaults:4) 54 redbacks An ettin zombie (Vaults:3) 2 vampires 3 air elementals (Elf:2) A fire dragon skeleton (Crypt:3) A meliai zombie (D:13) 15 water elementals 2 neqoxecs 83 yaks 2 spriggans (shapeshifter) An ettin skeleton (Crypt:3) 11 flying skulls 30 tarantellas 13 wraiths 2 shadows (Vaults:3) 2 tarantellas (shapeshifter) 4 ynoxinuls 5 fire elementals 7 fire bats 2 golden eyes (shapeshifter) Eustachio (D:5) 3 chaos spawn 4 golden eyes A human (shapeshifter) (Depths:5) 5 wyverns 2 basilisks A tyrant leech zombie (Crypt:3) 2 hungry ghosts 4 steam dragons Edmund (D:6) A faun zombie (Crypt:1) A swamp worm (shapeshifter) (Vaults:5) A soldier ant (shapeshifter) (Depths:2) 19 soldier ants 3 wargs 5 spatial vortices (Abyss:4) 3 swamp worms (Lair:5) 6 acid dragons 3 hell hounds 2 insubstantial wisps (D:8) A merfolk skeleton (Crypt:2) 7 floating eyes 7 porcupines 17 water moccasins A floating eye (shapeshifter) (Depths:2) 2 swamp drakes An elephant zombie (Crypt:2) 39 orc warriors 10 sky beasts A slave (D:6) 7 eyes of draining 4 black bears 7 ice beasts A hornet zombie (Crypt:2) An eye of draining (shapeshifter) (Elf:1) 2 necrophages 25 centaurs A dream sheep skeleton (Crypt:3) 5 phantoms 12 boggarts An elephant skeleton (Crypt:1) 33 ogres A centaur (shapeshifter) (Vaults:5) 24 wolves A swamp dragon skeleton (Crypt:3) 13 crocodiles A crocodile (shapeshifter) (Depths:3) 22 bullfrogs 15 big kobolds A wyvern zombie (D:13) 4 earth elementals 2 wyvern skeletons A raiju zombie (Crypt:1) 4 scorpions 4 howler monkeys A warg skeleton (Crypt:3) 11 wights An electric eel (Spider:2) 2 bullfrog zombies 17 crimson imps 5 quasits 6 bullfrog skeletons 16 orc priests A gnoll shaman (D:10) 6 hounds 5 iron imps 6 jellies Crazy Yiuf (D:2) 4 centaur skeletons Jessica (D:2) 25 worker ants Ijyb (D:5) 3 iguanas 32 orc wizards 21 sheep 2 hound skeletons 12 gnolls A worker ant zombie (D:9) 9 adders 11 shadow imps 5 white imps 2 ufetubi 3 oozes A sheep zombie (Crypt:2) 2 adder skeletons An adder zombie (D:5) 2 iguana skeletons (Crypt:2) 4 worms A barachi skeleton (Crypt:1) 4 dart slugs 8 leopard geckos 121 orcs 4 giant cockroaches 10 goblins 6 hobgoblins 9 jackals 33 kobolds 9 quokkas 3 ball pythons 5 bats 2 frilled lizards A hobgoblin skeleton (Crypt:2) A hobgoblin zombie (Crypt:3) 5 rats A crawling corpse (Vaults:5) A lurking horror (Abyss:4) 12 plants 9 starspawn tentacles 2770 creatures vanquished. Vanquished Creatures (others) A tentacled monstrosity (Vaults:5) A fire giant (Depths:3) A moth of wrath (Zot:5) A tarantella (Spider:4) A yak (IceCv) A small abomination (Abyss:3) An eye of draining (shapeshifter) (Depths:1) A wolf (IceCv) An orc priest (Vaults:5) An ufetubus (Zot:5) A fungus (D:10) 6 plants 167 spectral weapons 9 starspawn tentacles 193 creatures vanquished. Grand Total: 2963 creatures vanquished Vault maps used: D:1: nicolae_arrival_somewhat_less_tricky_arrival, minmay_tiny_reverse_x D:2: lemuel_round_altar, first_ration, minmay_misc_feat_cross, uniq_jessica, uniq_crazy_yiuf_cottage D:3: nicolae_overflow_hidden_temple D:4: minmay_temple_entry_large_hall, cheibrodos_sewer_entry_drain, serial_glass, glass_columns_a, glass_columns_b, hangedman_abyss_or_decor_stagger D:5: palyth_stone_intersect, uniq_ijyb, uniq_eustachio D:6: uniq_edmund, uniq_pikel D:7: grunt_temple_overflow_diamond D:8: grunt_temple_overflow_open, basic_altar, blue_anna_alchemist, hangedman_misty_isle D:9: orc_0_dummy, serial_shops, nicolae_shop_window_shopping, shop, led_sif_pool D:10: grunt_lair_entry_orc_guard_hut, uniq_maurice D:11: uniq_psyche D:13: basic_altar, uniq_azrael D:14: erik_vaults_1, portal_ice_cave_demonic_guard, minmay_staircase_statues_hall_small, uniq_louise D:15: hangedman_depths_entry_civil_slaughter, lightli_minifort Temple: minmay_temple_curvy_loop Lair:1: lab_entry_generic, hangedman_lair_generics_rect, uniq_sonja Lair:3: beast_lair_carwin_large_3, dummy_spider_entry, nicolae_volcano_entry_batcave, serial_bayou_pond_a, st_stairs_3, pond, lemuel_fruit_tree Lair:4: minmay_shoals_entry_lonely_mermaid, minmay_another_anthill, grunt_megastairs_4, infiniplex_staircase_pool_2 Lair:5: onia_ninara_swampy_vault, dpeg_slime_entry_enclosed_altar Lair:6: evilmike_catoblepas_cave, guppyfry_lair_drakes Shoals:3: serial_shops, shop, shop, uniq_ilsuiw Shoals:4: shoals_end_grunt_ice, shoals_ilsuiw_ice, abandoned_shop Spider:1: nicolae_spider_webbed_stairs, uniq_aizul, uniq_asterion, uniq_frances Spider:2: uniq_nikola Spider:3: guppyfry_spider_mini_1 Spider:4: grunt_spider_rune_circles, spider_trap Slime:3: cheibrodos_slime_lost_civilization_5 Slime:4: dissolution_awaits Orc:1: uniq_erica, uniq_snorg Orc:2: kennysheep_orc_mage_school, serial_shops, nicolae_shop_trees, uniq_josephine, uniq_rupert Elf:1: minmay_elf_arrival_plus, kennysheep_underground_church, grunt_ministairs_5, nicolae_elf_big_sculpture_2, spider_trap Elf:2: serial_shops, shop, lemuel_statue_altar Elf:3: elf_hall_gauntlet_narrow Vaults:1: grunt_vaults_funnel, vaults_room_hallway, nicolae_vaults_specimen_jars, hangedman_vaults_stretched_pinwheel, nicolae_vaults_know_your_exits, vaults_room_ringed_pool, nicolae_vaults_big_ls, hangedman_vaults_maws, serial_shops, shop_statue Vaults:2: vaults_mumra_lcd, vaults_room_door_hall, v_misc_11, v_misc_14, vaults_room_fours, v_alt_pattern_5, ontoclasm_vaults_eye, v_misc_28, grunt_vaults_hallway_short, vaults_dpeg_ring Vaults:3: minmay_crypt_entry_simple_round, v_alt_pattern_4, nicolae_vaults_three_branches, nicolae_vaults_minivaults, nicolae_vaults_shelves_hall, vaults_room_door_hall, v_misc_9, hangedman_vaults_stitches, nicolae_vaults_little_squares_2, nicolae_vaults_rhombus_5, serial_shops, nicolae_shop_crystal Vaults:4: grunt_vaults_focal, v_rooms_2, st_diamondy, stair_cage_open, ontoclasm_vaults_ring_small, nicolae_vaults_circle_grid_a, vaults_room_semicircle, nicolae_vaults_diagonal_hallway_8, vaults_dpeg_encased_lava, ontoclasm_vaults_spin, vaults_mumra_chevron_long, vaults_room_hallway, serial_shops, shop Crypt:1: uniq_jory, uniq_frederick Crypt:3: david_glass_crypt Depths:1: serial_shops, nicolae_shop_behind_doors, grunt_hell_entry_demonic_statue, hangedman_decor_clover_reticule, pan_entry, kennysheep_small_square Depths:2: minmay_eyes, serial_shops, nicolae_shop_stone, shop, shop, shop_fountains, pf_vacation_house_of_asmodeus, grunt_pan_entry_spiral, minmay_misc_feat_square, lemuel_old_faithful Depths:3: minmay_the_grid_ultimate, hell_entry, serial_shops, abyss_entry, pan_entry Depths:4: hangedman_box_tower, abyss_entry_small_statue_room, serial_co_window_serial, co_window_corner_a, co_window_paths_a, co_window_corner_a, co_window_corner_a, co_window_of_opportunity_a, co_window_unsneaky_path_b, co_window_paths_c, co_window_paths_e, co_window_4corner_b, glass_columns_c, hell_entry, basic_loot_grate_trap, uniq_enchantress Depths:5: evilmike_zot_entry_gauntlet, enter_ziggurat_b, hellmouth_1, hangedman_decor_points, serial_shops, shop, st_stairs_3 Zot:1: zot_minivault_1 Abyss:2: patterned_corridor Abyss:3: nicolae_abyss_rune_star_stuff, evilmike_abyss_exit_8 Abyss:4: minivault_25, dshaligram_kb_abyss_rune_zappy_water_cross, abyss_furniture_001, eino_small_chamber_without_monster Lab: labyrinth_hidden_loot, labyrinth_skeletal_remains, nicolae_lab_blocks Sewer: sewer_the_crocodile IceCv: ice_cave_caverns_02 Volcano: volcano_bunker Table legend: A = Turns spent in this place as a percentage of turns spent in the entire game. B = Non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in the entire game. C = Inter-level travel turns spent in this place as a percentage of turns spent in this place. D = Turns resting spent in this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place. E = Turns spent auto-exploring this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place. F = Non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place divided by the number of levels of this place that you've seen. A B C D E F +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+---------------------- Total | 100.0 | 100.0 | 8.1 | 12.1 | 47.4 | 817.8 Dungeon | 24.4 | 24.1 | 9.4 | 23.8 | 46.3 | 866.2 Temple | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 24.0 Lair | 11.0 | 10.5 | 11.7 | 12.9 | 55.4 | 948.7 Shoals | 5.0 | 5.2 | 5.0 | 7.1 | 47.9 | 704.0 Spider Nest | 5.9 | 6.2 | 2.8 | 5.3 | 59.5 | 837.8 Slime Pits | 1.4 | 1.4 | 7.7 | 17.3 | 8.6 | 156.2 Orcish Mines | 3.3 | 3.0 | 17.1 | 9.1 | 45.9 | 797.0 Elven Halls | 6.9 | 7.1 | 6.4 | 14.5 | 48.6 | 1272.0 Vaults | 12.3 | 12.1 | 9.5 | 7.7 | 48.5 | 1305.6 Crypt | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 3.9 | 56.8 | 871.7 Depths | 14.0 | 13.8 | 9.6 | 4.8 | 50.8 | 1489.6 Zot | 6.7 | 7.0 | 3.6 | 8.4 | 49.9 | 757.8 Abyss | 2.1 | 2.3 | 0.0 | 3.6 | 0.0 | 311.0 Labyrinth | 0.5 | 0.5 | 0.0 | 35.0 | 0.0 | 277.0 Sewer | 0.2 | 0.2 | 0.0 | 8.4 | 32.1 | 131.0 Ice Cave | 1.0 | 1.1 | 0.0 | 5.9 | 0.0 | 573.0 Volcano | 0.5 | 0.6 | 0.0 | 4.6 | 14.5 | 303.0 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+---------------------- Action | 1- 3 | 4- 6 | 7- 9 | 10-12 | 13-15 | 16-18 | 19-21 | 22-24 | 25-27 || total -------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------++------- Melee: Hand axe | 87 | 121 | | | | | | | || 208 Whip | 6 | | | | | | | | || 6 Broad axe | | 14 | 193 | 538 | 1076 | 1547 | 1407 | 1425 | 3263 || 9463 Dire flail | | | | | 13 | 4 | | | || 17 Throw: Javelin | | | | | | 8 | 43 | 6 | 285 || 342 Cast: Song of Slaying | | | | | | | 1 | | 3 || 4 Regeneration | | | | | | | | 1 | 4 || 5 Chill Thread | | | | | | | | 1 | 4 || 5 Spectral Weapon | | | | | | | | 1 | 3 || 4 Repel Missiles | | | | | | | | | 5 || 5 Swiftness | | | | | | | | | 1 || 1 Apportation | | | | | | | | | 6 || 6 Invok: Heroism | | | | 2 | 2 | 8 | 5 | 4 | 20 || 41 Finesse | | | | | | 2 | | 2 | 7 || 11 Abil: Dig | | 2 | 6 | 7 | 4 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 37 || 71 Evoke Flight | | | | | | | | | 2 || 2 Evoke: Wand | | 4 | | 8 | 2 | 8 | 15 | 6 | 33 || 76 Use: Scroll | 3 | 8 | 4 | 9 | 11 | 4 | 10 | 25 | 25 || 99 Potion | | 2 | | | | 4 | 2 | 1 | 8 || 17 Stab: Sleeping | 2 | | | | | | | | || 2 Invisible | | | | | | | 17 | | || 17 Distracted | | | | | | | | 17 | 31 || 48 Eat: Chunk | | 4 | 7 | 28 | 15 | 14 | 12 | 15 | 11 || 106 Ration | | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 19 || 38 Armor: Robe | 27 | 15 | | | | | | | || 42 Ring mail | | 22 | 5 | | | | | | || 27 Scale mail | | | 5 | | | | | | || 5 Chain mail | | | 45 | | | | | | || 45 Plate armour | | | 17 | 137 | 343 | 337 | 160 | 158 | 421 || 1573 Dodge: Dodged | 64 | 96 | 33 | 67 | 165 | 160 | 139 | 127 | 468 || 1319 Deflected | | | | | | | | | 63 || 63 Block: Shield | | | 22 | 161 | 350 | 28 | | | || 561 Large shield | | | | | | 933 | 989 | 819 | 1814 || 4555