Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup version 0.22-a0-982-gdd22fea6c5 (webtiles) character file. 1841481 Haifisch the Slayer (level 27, 294/296 HPs) Began as an Ogre Archaeologist on Mar 3, 2020. Was a Follower of Uskayaw. Escaped with the Orb ... and 3 runes! The game lasted 03:55:08 (57897 turns). Haifisch the Slayer (Ogre Archaeologist) Turns: 57897, Time: 03:55:09 Health: 294/296 AC: 35 Str: 27 XL: 27 Magic: 14/14 EV: 10 Int: 13 God: Uskayaw [*.....] Gold: 3018 SH: 12 Dex: 14 Spells: 17/30 levels left rFire + + . SeeInvis . b - +8 mithril axe "Arga" {speed, MR+} rCold + + + Gourm . i - +0 shield {rC+ rF+} rNeg + . . Faith . r - +7 gold dragon scales of Vuemp {rPois rF+ rC+ MR+} rPois + Spirit . j - +1 hat of Quantum Leap {rElec rC+ Stlth-} rElec + Reflect . m - +0 cloak of the Crypt {rN+ rCorr Dex-4} rCorr + Harm . J - amulet of regeneration MR +++++ Clarity + Z - +5 ring of protection Stlth .......... S - ring of protection from magic HPRegen 1.99/turn MPRegen 0.14/turn @: very slightly contaminated, regenerating, repel missiles A: large, unfitting armour, antennae 2, thin skeletal structure 1, clarity, deterioration 1, sense surroundings 1, screaming 1, strong 1, tough skin 1 0: Orb of Zot }: 3/15 runes: decaying, serpentine, abyssal a: Release Permanent Buffs, Stomp, Renounce Religion You escaped. You worshipped Uskayaw. Uskayaw was greatly pleased with you. You were full. You have taken no pledge. You visited 9 branches of the dungeon, and saw 48 of its levels. You visited the Abyss 1 time. You visited 1 bazaar. You also visited: Trove, Ice Cave and Wizlab. You collected 6617 gold pieces. You spent 3599 gold pieces at shops. Inventory: Hand Weapons a - the +8 arc blade {discharge, rElec} It insulates you from electricity. b - the +8 mithril axe "Arga" (weapon) {speed, MR+} (You took it off a deep elf annihilator on level 3 of the Elven Halls) Attacks with this weapon are significantly faster. It affects your resistance to hostile enchantments. Missiles L - 81 large rocks (quivered) Armour i - a +0 shield of resistance (worn) (You acquired it on level 1 of the Vaults) j - the +1 hat of Quantum Leap (worn) {rElec rC+ Stlth-} (You found it in a treasure trove) It protects you from cold. It insulates you from electricity. It makes you less stealthy. m - the +0 cloak of the Crypt (worn) {rN+ rCorr Dex-4} (You found it in a treasure trove) It affects your dexterity (-4). It protects you from negative energy. It protects you from acid and corrosion. q - +3 fire dragon scales r - the +7 gold dragon scales of Vuemp (worn) {rPois rF+ rC+ MR+} (You found it in a treasure trove) It protects you from fire. It protects you from cold. It protects you from poison. It affects your resistance to hostile enchantments. Jewellery h - an uncursed ring of see invisible k - an uncursed ring of positive energy s - an uncursed ring of resist corrosion C - an uncursed ring of wizardry J - an amulet of regeneration (around neck) S - a ring of protection from magic (right hand) Z - a +5 ring of protection (left hand) Wands c - a wand of scattershot (16) d - a wand of disintegration (23) n - a wand of acid (21) u - a wand of paralysis (53) y - a wand of iceblast (29) O - a wand of clouds (7) Q - a wand of digging (52) Scrolls e - 6 scrolls of recharging f - 4 scrolls of fog l - 6 scrolls of fear o - 15 scrolls of teleportation x - 10 scrolls of blinking B - 37 scrolls of remove curse E - a scroll of magic mapping H - a scroll of silence N - 10 scrolls of identify X - a scroll of summoning Potions p - 19 potions of curing t - 3 potions of flight v - 5 potions of magic w - 2 potions of restore abilities z - 8 potions of agility D - 3 potions of cancellation F - 2 potions of invisibility I - a potion of brilliance K - 2 potions of heal wounds T - 3 potions of resistance W - 4 potions of ambrosia Miscellaneous A - a harp of healing V - a box of beasts Comestibles g - 32 rations Skills: + Level 21.3 Fighting - Level 14.0 Short Blades - Level 16.9(18.0) Axes Level 11.6(19.6) Maces & Flails - Level 18.0 Throwing - Level 15.0 Armour - Level 14.0 Dodging - Level 5.0 Stealth - Level 9.1 Shields - Level 2.0 Spellcasting - Level 2.0 Hexes - Level 12.0 Charms - Level 3.0 Necromancy - Level 7.0 Translocations + Level 20.6 Invocations - Level 10.0 Evocations You had 17 spell levels left. You knew the following spells: Your Spells Type Power Failure Level Hunger a - Apportation Tloc ###... 30% 1 ##..... B - Blink Tloc N/A 41% 2 ###.... G - Regeneration Chrm/Necr ###....... 58% 3 ####... R - Repel Missiles Chrm/Air ###... 56% 2 ###.... S - Song of Slaying Chrm ####.... 6% 2 ###.... W - Spectral Weapon Hex/Chrm ###..... 65% 3 ####... Your spell library contained the following spells: Spells Type Power Failure Level Hunger Cause Fear Hex #......... 100% 4 #####.. Magic Dart Conj #... 99% 1 ##..... Fireball Conj/Fire #......... 100% 5 ######. Conjure Flame Conj/Fire #....... 100% 3 ####... Bolt of Fire Conj/Fire #......... 100% 6 ####### Slow Hex #....... 98% 2 ###.... Confuse Hex #....... 100% 3 ####... Invisibility Hex #....... 100% 6 ####### Throw Flame Conj/Fire #..... 100% 2 ###.... Mephitic Cloud Conj/Pois/Air #....... 100% 3 ####... Ring of Flames Chrm/Fire ###....... 100% 7 ####### Venom Bolt Conj/Pois #......... 100% 5 ######. Olgreb's Toxic Radiance Pois #....... 100% 4 #####.. Teleport Other Tloc ###..... 65% 3 ####... Death's Door Chrm/Necr ###....... 100% 8 ####### Summon Small Mammal Summ #... 99% 1 ##..... Pain Necr #... 83% 1 ##..... Animate Skeleton Necr N/A 83% 1 ##..... Vampiric Draining Necr #......... 99% 3 ####... Haunt Necr/Summ #......... 100% 7 ####### Borgnjor's Revivificati Necr #......... 100% 8 ####### Sticky Flame Conj/Fire #....... 100% 4 #####.. Summon Ice Beast Ice/Summ #....... 100% 4 #####.. Call Imp Summ #....... 100% 2 ###.... Sting Conj/Pois #... 99% 1 ##..... Sublimation of Blood Necr #......... 93% 2 ###.... Tukima's Dance Hex #....... 100% 3 ####... Summon Demon Summ #......... 100% 5 ######. Swiftness Chrm/Air ###..... 56% 2 ###.... Recall Summ/Tloc N/A 98% 3 ####... Spider Form Tmut/Pois #......... 100% 3 ####... Blade Hands Tmut #......... 100% 5 ######. Ice Form Ice/Tmut #....... 100% 4 #####.. Necromutation Tmut/Necr #......... 100% 8 ####### Shadow Creatures Summ N/A 100% 6 ####### Confusing Touch Hex #..... 93% 1 ##..... Flame Tongue Conj/Fire #.... 99% 1 ##..... Passwall Tmut/Erth #....... 100% 2 ###.... Ignite Poison Fire/Tmut/Pois #....... 100% 3 ####... Sticks to Snakes Tmut #....... 100% 2 ###.... Call Canine Familiar Summ #....... 100% 3 ####... Ensorcelled Hibernation Hex/Ice #..... 99% 2 ###.... Metabolic Englaciation Hex/Ice #......... 100% 5 ######. Silence Hex/Air #......... 100% 5 ######. Corona Hex #...... 93% 1 ##..... Alistair's Intoxication Tmut/Pois #....... 100% 5 ######. Lee's Rapid Deconstruct Erth #......... 100% 5 ######. Portal Projectile Hex/Tloc ##.... 94% 3 ####... Petrify Tmut/Erth #....... 100% 4 #####.. Passage of Golubria Tloc N/A 96% 4 #####.. Leda's Liquefaction Hex/Erth #......... 100% 4 #####.. Darkness Hex #......... 100% 6 ####### Shroud of Golubria Chrm/Tloc ####...... 16% 2 ###.... Inner Flame Hex/Fire #....... 100% 3 ####... Aura of Abjuration Summ #......... 100% 5 ######. Beastly Appendage Tmut #..... 99% 1 ##..... Iskenderun's Battlesphe Conj/Chrm ###..... 100% 5 ######. Fulminant Prism Conj/Hex #......... 100% 4 #####.. Dazzling Spray Conj/Hex #..... 100% 3 ####... Force Lance Conj/Tloc ##...... 100% 4 #####.. Infusion Chrm #### 3% 1 ##..... Searing Ray Conj #..... 100% 2 ###.... Virulence Hex/Pois #....... 100% 4 #####.. Summon Lightning Spire Summ/Air #....... 100% 4 #####.. Summon Guardian Golem Hex/Summ #....... 100% 3 ####... Spellforged Servitor Conj/Summ #......... 100% 7 ####### Summon Mana Viper Hex/Summ #....... 100% 5 ######. Irradiate Conj/Tmut #......... 100% 5 ######. Gell's Gravitas Tloc ###....... 65% 3 ####... Yara's Violent Unravell Hex/Tmut #......... 100% 5 ######. Infestation Necr #......... 100% 8 ####### Lesser Beckoning Tloc ###....... 65% 3 ####... Poisonous Vapours Pois/Air #..... 100% 2 ###.... Ignition Fire #......... 100% 8 ####### Borgnjor's Vile Clutch Necr/Erth #......... 100% 5 ######. Phase Shift Tloc ###....... 100% 5 ######. Conjure Distortion Conj/Tloc ##...... 98% 3 ####... Time Stop Hex #......... 100% 9 ####### Dungeon Overview and Level Annotations Branches: Dungeon (15/15) Temple (0/1) D:7 Lair (6/6) D:8 Swamp (4/4) Lair:2 Snake (4/4) Lair:3 Orc (2/2) D:12 Elf (3/3) Orc:2 Vaults (4/5) D:13 Crypt (0/3) Vaults:2 Depths (5/5) D:15 Zot (5/5) Depths:5 Slime: Lair:5-6 Altars: Cheibriados Dithmenos Gozag Jiyva Kikubaaqudgha Makhleb Nemelex Xobeh Ru Uskayaw Vehumet Yredelemnul Zin The Shining One Shops: D:4 [ D:6 * D:10 = D:14 : D:15 % Orc:2 (}}[ Elf:1 ?=([ Snake:4 % Vaults:1 } Vaults:3 % Portals: Hell: Depths:1 Depths:2 Depths:3 Depths:4 Depths:5 Abyss: Depths:2 Depths:4 Pandemonium: Depths:3 Ziggurat: Depths:5 Annotations: D:6 annoying spiral centaur vault, exclusions: 3 centaurs and 4 more exclusions Lair:4 exclusion: oklob plant Lair:5 exclusion: 2 oklob plants Swamp:1 exclusion: door Elf:2 3 runed doors Depths:1 1 runed door Innate Abilities, Weirdness & Mutations You are too large for most types of armour. You are magically regenerating. You are manifesting your weapon's spirit. Your melee attacks are strengthened by your song. You are repelling missles You have tough skin. (AC +1) You have a pair of antennae on your head. You have a somewhat thin skeletal structure. (Dex +2, Stealth) You possess an exceptional clarity of mind. Your body sometimes deteriorates upon taking damage. You passively map a small area around you. You occasionally shout uncontrollably at your foes. Your muscles are strong. (Str +2) Message History Tha helpless sun demon fails ta defend itself! Ye op'n tha sun demon like a pillowcase! Unknown command! Tha sun demon be nay longer paralysed! x2 Tha sun demon hits yer spectral weapon!!! Yer spectral weapon shares its damage wit ye!!! Yer spectral weapon fades away! Ye can nay longer pass through a line o' othar dancers! Thar be monsters nearby!!! Evoke which item? (* ta show all) (? fer menu, 'sc ta quit) Aimin': Dig Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line Ye cannae see tha place! [a rock wall!] Tha rock shatters inta small pieces! Tha sun demon hits ye! Ye be 'ngulfed in flames! Ye resist! Ye block tha sun demon's attack! Thar be a staircase leadin' outta tha dungeon 'ere! Ye block tha sun demon's attack! Tha sun demon barely misses ye! Ye haf 'scaped!!! #3#.....#...#.....##.# #3#..>..#...#.....##.# #.#.....##.##.....##.# #.###'####.####'####.# ##......##...##.....#.# .#..4....2...##.....{.# ###### ##.#######..####'###..# #..... ...#.....##).......##.# #.#### ##.#.....'...#.3@(.##.# #.#... ##.#.....#.).#.3...##.# #.#.## ##.#######...########.# #.#.#. ....................#.# #.#.#. .#################..#.######.#.#. .#####.# ##.#............ .......# #.#......#.#.#. .#####.# #..........#.#. .# #.# #....#.#.###.#. You could see a balrug and 2 sun demons. Notes Turn | Place | Note -------+----------+------------------------------------------- 0 | D:1 | Haifisch the Ogre Archaeologist began the quest for the Orb. 0 | D:1 | Reached XP level 1. HP: 24/24 MP: 1/1 151 | D:1 | Reached XP level 2. HP: 33/33 MP: 2/2 291 | D:1 | Reached skill level 5 in Fighting 645 | D:1 | Reached XP level 3. HP: 42/42 MP: 2/3 1053 | D:2 | Reached skill level 1 in Short Blades 1444 | D:2 | Noticed Natasha 1452 | D:2 | Killed Natasha 1452 | D:2 | Reached XP level 4. HP: 44/50 MP: 4/4 1624 | D:2 | Noticed Natasha 1641 | D:2 | Killed Natasha 1687 | D:2 | Noticed Natasha 1696 | D:2 | Killed Natasha 1696 | D:2 | Reached XP level 5. HP: 45/57 MP: 5/5 1928 | D:3 | Noticed Robin 1967 | D:3 | Reached skill level 5 in Short Blades 2376 | D:3 | Reached XP level 6. HP: 30/66 MP: 5/6 2426 | D:3 | araganzar: back on the horse 2426 | D:3 | Haifisch: I just got the arc blade lmao 2426 | D:3 | araganzar: OGUR LUV BLAD 2427 | D:3 | araganzar: i'm surry you got an artefact I haven't fucked with yet 2547 | D:3 | araganzar: i mean it'll get you through lair I guess 2547 | D:3 | araganzar: my ascetic game I got prune and I found a ring of +6 evasion on D3 2547 | D:3 | Haifisch: maybe by then I'll find a big club to smash skulls with 2547 | D:3 | araganzar: 14 skill goddamn 2547 | D:3 | araganzar: I guess it's a rapier 2547 | D:3 | Haifisch: must be 2547 | D:3 | araganzar: should jack the damage to 12 2547 | D:3 | araganzar: then it could compete with some 1h swords 2690 | D:3 | Killed Robin 2853 | D:3 | araganzar: the dexiest ogre 2873 | D:3 | Found an opulent altar of Gozag. 2879 | D:3 | araganzar: 16 dex you're like the ogre barishnikov 2879 | D:3 | Haifisch: the most graceful ogre 2879 | D:3 | araganzar: you know 2879 | D:3 | araganzar: stabbing with that 2879 | D:3 | araganzar: with gozag 2879 | D:3 | araganzar: might be ok? 2879 | D:3 | araganzar: but 2879 | D:3 | araganzar: uska 2879 | D:3 | araganzar: with a sb that casts chain lightning 2899 | D:3 | Found a radiant altar of Vehumet. 2903 | D:3 | Haifisch: ah, but have you considered vehumet 3002 | D:3 | araganzar: have you consider a crab u met 3129 | D:3 | araganzar: if you have crab language on the vehumet altar is just a crab 3209 | D:4 | Found a hide-covered altar of Uskayaw. 3220 | D:4 | araganzar: the gracefullest dancing ogre 3220 | D:4 | Haifisch: shrek the musical 3220 | D:4 | Became a worshipper of Uskayaw the Reveler 3337 | D:4 | Reached * piety under Uskayaw 3340 | D:4 | Reached ** piety under Uskayaw 3344 | D:4 | Reached *** piety under Uskayaw 3363 | D:4 | araganzar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU3DfJAkMyk 3509 | D:4 | Noticed Menkaure 3516 | D:4 | Killed Menkaure 3516 | D:4 | Reached skill level 6 in Fighting 3516 | D:4 | Reached skill level 1 in Invocations 3516 | D:4 | Reached XP level 7. HP: 75/75 MP: 6/8 3517 | D:4 | araganzar: splat 3519 | D:4 | Found Yrosash's Antique Armour Boutique. 3524 | D:4 | araganzar: oooh sweet 3524 | D:4 | araganzar: sweet sweet regular armor that you couldn't wear anyway 3524 | D:4 | Haifisch: hell yeah 3622 | D:4 | araganzar: slimy ring mail and a blade with a discharge 3720 | D:4 | araganzar: what is that dark souls boss 3727 | D:4 | Einwand: shortblade ogre 3728 | D:4 | araganzar: something something discharge 3728 | D:4 | Einwand: ceaseless 3801 | D:4 | Found a burning altar of Makhleb. 3804 | D:4 | Found a glowing golden altar of the Shining One. 3883 | D:4 | Found a snail-covered altar of Cheibriados. 3883 | D:4 | Found a sparkling altar of Nemelex Xobeh. 3968 | D:4 | Einwand: it's like, a giant pile of lava or something I dunno 3968 | D:4 | araganzar: yesssss 4012 | D:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Dungeon 4055 | D:5 | araganzar: yes a big sentient pool of lava that can make an arm and a fist 4140 | D:5 | araganzar: and you kill it by making it fall off a cliff for reasons 4141 | D:5 | Found a hide-covered altar of Uskayaw. 4147 | D:5 | Haifisch: another usk altar 4147 | D:5 | araganzar: join again 4207 | D:5 | Noticed Prince Ribbit 4214 | D:5 | Reached skill level 7 in Fighting 4214 | D:5 | Reached XP level 8. HP: 85/87 MP: 10/10 4218 | D:5 | araganzar: enjoy having to start mapping on a new sheet of graph paper mr sky beast 4224 | D:5 | Gained mutation: Your magical capacity is low. (-10% MP) [mutagenic meat] 4225 | D:5 | Gained mutation: You occasionally shout uncontrollably at your foes. [mutagenic meat] 4226 | D:5 | Gained mutation: You possess an exceptional clarity of mind. [mutagenic meat] 4227 | D:5 | Lost mutation: You possess an exceptional clarity of mind. [mutagenic meat] 4228 | D:5 | araganzar: shit 4228 | D:5 | Haifisch: great purple 4228 | D:5 | Haifisch: a+ 4228 | D:5 | araganzar: +clarity -clarity 4228 | D:5 | araganzar: the cruellest combo 4234 | D:5 | Killed Prince Ribbit 4304 | D:5 | araganzar: I guess I should just go ahead and push Jiyva and see how out of control it is 4404 | D:5 | araganzar: might as well get some stealth if you're uska 4741 | D:6 | araganzar: oh this chestnut 4741 | D:6 | Haifisch: ugh this vault 4786 | D:6 | Reached skill level 8 in Fighting 4792 | D:6 | Gained mutation: You have sharp toenails. [mutagenic meat] 4793 | D:6 | Gained mutation: You are covered in fur. (AC +1) [mutagenic meat] 4794 | D:6 | Gained mutation: Scrolls take you a little longer to read. [mutagenic meat] 4795 | D:6 | Gained mutation: Your flesh is heat resistant. (rF+) [mutagenic meat] 4796 | D:6 | Gained mutation: You possess an exceptional clarity of mind. [mutagenic meat] 4797 | D:6 | Gained mutation: You are frail. (-10% HP) [mutagenic meat] 4798 | D:6 | araganzar: whoa 4798 | D:6 | araganzar: whaoooaa 4798 | D:6 | araganzar: some good 4798 | D:6 | Haifisch: well that was 4798 | D:6 | araganzar: a mixed bag 4798 | D:6 | Einwand: ew 4798 | D:6 | araganzar: let me merge jiyva and you can just go jiyva and fix all those 4890 | D:6 | Found a runed door. 4896 | D:6 | Found a basalt altar of Yredelemnul. 4916 | D:6 | Haifisch: goodbye, human 4916 | D:6 | araganzar: he refused to make way, sentence: electric chair 4916 | D:6 | Haifisch: isn't that one supposed to make it die in miasma and rise as a zombie? 4927 | D:6 | Reached skill level 5 in Dodging 4927 | D:6 | Haifisch: oh 4927 | D:6 | Haifisch: sure ok 4927 | D:6 | araganzar: no i just think you get yrd piety lol 4927 | D:6 | Reached XP level 9. HP: 83/87 MP: 10/11 5046 | D:6 | Reached skill level 5 in Invocations 5185 | D:6 | araganzar: MORE EXLUDING 5213 | D:6 | araganzar: exclude harder 5233 | D:6 | Haifisch: god I hate that vault 5323 | D:6 | Found Foitsyly's General Store. 5335 | D:6 | araganzar: whoop 5340 | D:6 | araganzar: harp 5494 | D:7 | Reached **** piety under Uskayaw 5761 | D:7 | Reached skill level 9 in Fighting 5829 | D:7 | araganzar: well shields are on the table I guess 5851 | D:7 | Reached ***** piety under Uskayaw 5862 | D:7 | araganzar: or will you transition 5940 | D:7 | araganzar: i mean you can 1h a battleaxe 5940 | D:7 | Haifisch: hmm 6212 | D:7 | Found a staircase to the Ecumenical Temple. 6459 | D:7 | araganzar: I guess the disadvantage of uska on an ogre is it's an xp sink 6459 | D:7 | Haifisch: yeah 6459 | D:7 | Haifisch: since your ideal invo level is 'yes' 6607 | D:8 | Reached XP level 10. HP: 83/99 MP: 13/13 6664 | D:8 | Reached skill level 10 in Fighting 7051 | D:8 | Haifisch: sup sam 7058 | D:8 | SirSamVimes: why are you playing an ogre without a gsc 7135 | D:8 | Haifisch: because the box gave me a stabby electricty thing 7135 | D:8 | SirSamVimes: this UPSETS me 7135 | D:8 | Haifisch: look 7135 | D:8 | araganzar: battleaxe+shield better IMO 7135 | D:8 | Haifisch: last run was about upsetting sawful 7135 | D:8 | Haifisch: this run is about upsetting you 7160 | D:8 | Found a viscous altar of Jiyva. 7240 | D:8 | Haifisch: oh, huh, they are 1h for og 7283 | D:8 | Found a staircase to the Lair. 7564 | D:8 | SirSamVimes: pretty sure that's just forms, isn't it? 7564 | D:8 | araganzar: yeah halberds too 7564 | D:8 | SirSamVimes: and aboms 7564 | D:8 | araganzar: aboms can 1h everything 7592 | Lair:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Lair of Beasts 7667 | Lair:1 | Noticed a spiny frog 7670 | Lair:1 | araganzar: ogres can do umm baxe, dire flail, halberd, ummm maybe great sword? 7671 | Lair:1 | Killed a spiny frog 7735 | Lair:1 | Einwand: you get a weapon from the archeologist box 7735 | Lair:1 | Einwand: you use the weapon 7735 | Lair:1 | Einwand: it's the law 7735 | Lair:1 | araganzar: ^^^^ 7735 | Lair:1 | araganzar: THE BOX MUST BE OBEYED 7735 | Lair:1 | Einwand: fencer gloves are insanely strong now btw 7745 | Lair:1 | Noticed a spiny frog 7749 | Lair:1 | Killed a spiny frog 7804 | Lair:1 | Einwand: 5 AC and 5+ EV and a buncha stealth/accuracy 8020 | Lair:1 | Reached ****** piety under Uskayaw 8024 | Lair:1 | Reached XP level 11. HP: 93/105 MP: 15/15 8025 | Lair:1 | Einwand: also the whole riposte thing 8025 | Lair:1 | Reached skill level 10 in Short Blades 8565 | Lair:2 | araganzar: FYI I un-nerfed warlock mirror a while back 8568 | Lair:2 | araganzar: Haif found that out already 8603 | Lair:2 | Reached skill level 1 in Stealth 8717 | Lair:2 | araganzar: you know I never bother to use line dance 8731 | Lair:2 | araganzar: unless I'm like super weak 8731 | Lair:2 | araganzar: or stomp 8731 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: I've never used stomp 8731 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: line pass is situationally useful if something dangerous is in the back of a pack 8731 | Lair:2 | araganzar: i guess if you are smart you use those when you are in the refractory period between paras 8732 | Lair:2 | Noticed a six-headed hydra 8741 | Lair:2 | Killed a six-headed hydra 8970 | Lair:2 | Reached skill level 10 in Invocations 9037 | Lair:2 | Einwand: stomp ain't bad honestly 9104 | Lair:2 | Einwand: it's just kinda boring 9104 | Lair:2 | Einwand: ??stomp 9104 | Lair:2 | seam: stomp[1/1]: Uskayaw * power. Damages all monsters around the player. Damage is monster_current_hp / 6 + 2d(2 + Invo/2). 9138 | Lair:2 | Einwand: 1/6th current hp and a bit of extra 9138 | Lair:2 | araganzar: I guesss whoa it would be good against say antaeus? 9138 | Lair:2 | Einwand: it's also irresistable 9138 | Lair:2 | Einwand: and can be AOE 9138 | Lair:2 | araganzar: oh hi 9141 | Lair:2 | Learned a level 2 spell: Song of Slaying 9141 | Lair:2 | araganzar: spectral arc blade 9141 | Lair:2 | Einwand: so it can hit a bunch of dudes to trigger uska's thing 9141 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: can you spec weap arc blade? the fun ones usually don't let you 9141 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: or don't have the extra effect 9145 | Lair:2 | Learned a level 3 spell: Regeneration 9149 | Lair:2 | Learned a level 3 spell: Spectral Weapon 9149 | Lair:2 | araganzar: we found out dark maul is still dark maul 9149 | Lair:2 | araganzar: 69 damage +10 maul 9149 | Lair:2 | araganzar: singign sword you can't 9184 | Lair:2 | araganzar: there was another I was sad about 9275 | Lair:2 | araganzar: singing dancing stabbing ogre 9275 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: just imagine a sword duet 9275 | Lair:2 | araganzar: i wonder how hard it would be to code a spectral singing sword 9290 | Lair:2 | araganzar: you'd have to have them singing to each other 9320 | Lair:2 | Einwand: given the soundblasts hit allies 9321 | Lair:2 | Found a staircase to the Swamp. 9328 | Lair:2 | Einwand: it'd be really bad to use it 9427 | Lair:2 | Noticed an eight-headed hydra 9428 | Lair:2 | araganzar: art hurts 9432 | Lair:2 | Einwand: ah yes 9432 | Lair:2 | araganzar: ow 9433 | Lair:2 | Einwand: hydras as an ogre 9434 | Lair:2 | araganzar: so do hyders 9434 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: hydras also hurt 9434 | Lair:2 | Einwand: step towards it and lose like 90% of your hp 9434 | Lair:2 | HP: 4/105 [eight-headed hydra (15)] 9435 | Lair:2 | SirSamVimes: arc blade is also long enough to chop heads isn't it? 9435 | Lair:2 | araganzar: ffs blurry vision 9435 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: it's a rapier 9435 | Lair:2 | SirSamVimes: so yes 9435 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: no short blades chop heads iirc 9435 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: do they? 9435 | Lair:2 | SirSamVimes: rapiers do, don't they? 9435 | Lair:2 | araganzar: cutlass used to 9435 | Lair:2 | SirSamVimes: ??hydra 9435 | Lair:2 | seam: hydra[1/6]: Regenerating monster that attacks once for every head. Slicing or chopping (see [2]) attacks will cut off a head, causing two to grow in its place and healing the hydra for 7+d8 HP. Head count doesn't affect experience gained. Flaming edged weapons remove heads for good. A headless hydra dies instantly. Monsters chop hydra heads only about 1/4 of the time. 9435 | Lair:2 | Einwand: now's the fun part where you column dance for like 9435 | Lair:2 | Einwand: 500 years 9435 | Lair:2 | Einwand: to regen 9435 | Lair:2 | SirSamVimes: ??hydra[2 9435 | Lair:2 | seam: hydra[2/6]: Weapons that chop off hydra heads are: all long blades, all axes, all two-handed polearms, lajatang, and UC if you have Claws 3 or Blade Hands. Hydras are amphibious and swim as fast as merfolk. Polymorph is not a good idea (it is likely to turn into a dragon or something). 9435 | Lair:2 | Einwand: and hope monster energy randomization doesn't oneshot you 9435 | Lair:2 | SirSamVimes: I guess it got changed when cutlasses became rapiers 9435 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: yeah I think they took out the weird having to remember which SBs were long enough to chop heads 9438 | Lair:2 | araganzar: wjpa 9438 | Lair:2 | araganzar: whoa 9438 | Lair:2 | araganzar: can you make the stairs now 9438 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: wait a fucking minute 9438 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: I have a haste potion 9445 | Lair:2 | araganzar: wow no tport 9445 | Lair:2 | araganzar: hmmmm 9445 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: I have tport but 9445 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: y'know 9445 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: blrury 9445 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: blurry 9837 | Lair:1 | araganzar: blrury macelroy 9864 | Lair:2 | araganzar: poly yourself into something other than an ogre 9864 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: hmm 9864 | Lair:2 | araganzar: no rocks or javs in town? 9864 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: 0 throwing skill 9864 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: also zero evo 9864 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: I should probably fix that if I live 9864 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: or I could just go downstairs 9873 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: ah yes 9873 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: an ice cave 9873 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: this will go much better for me 9873 | Lair:3 | araganzar: everybody loves ice caves 9886 | Lair:3 | Reached skill level 1 in Charms 9902 | Lair:3 | araganzar: the worst is getting a labyrinth in lair with no mapping 9976 | Lair:3 | araganzar: get spec weap up? 9979 | Lair:3 | araganzar: and regen? 9979 | Lair:3 | araganzar: with brill? 9979 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: imagine using brill potions 9988 | Lair:3 | Reached skill level 1 in Evocations 10015 | Lair:3 | araganzar: yup spectral arc blade 10015 | Lair:3 | Reached XP level 12. HP: 109/113 MP: 7/17 10026 | Lair:3 | Found a staircase to the Snake Pit. 10037 | Lair:3 | araganzar: examine it 10047 | Lair:3 | araganzar: when it's out 10047 | Lair:3 | SirSamVimes: so do dancing ogres roam the dungeon to the sound of 10047 | Lair:3 | SirSamVimes: someBODY once told me 10047 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: oh boy 9 more hp 10047 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: ...yes 10047 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: they do 10067 | Lair:3 | Found a frozen archway. 10072 | Lair:3 | Einwand: get in that danged ice cave 10073 | Lair:3 | Einwand: and meet your death 10073 | Lair:3 | araganzar: 11 damage plus its +8 arc blade 10073 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: hello friend come to witness my doom 10082 | IceCv | Entered an ice cave 10092 | IceCv | someoneawful: zap zap zap 10291 | IceCv | Noticed an ice dragon 10291 | IceCv | Noticed an ice dragon 10292 | IceCv | araganzar: frogurt 10292 | IceCv | araganzar: wheeee 10292 | IceCv | Haifisch: tim eto die 10294 | IceCv | someoneawful: i believe in you 10295 | IceCv | someoneawful: oh 10295 | IceCv | someoneawful: now i don't 10295 | IceCv | Haifisch: yes there's two of them 10295 | IceCv | Haifisch: fyi 10295 | IceCv | someoneawful: yeah 10297 | IceCv | Killed an ice dragon 10297 | IceCv | araganzar: arc blade is gonna end them 10298 | IceCv | araganzar: mebbe 10300 | IceCv | Killed an ice dragon 10301 | IceCv | someoneawful: it was fine. 10301 | IceCv | Haifisch: poke 10301 | IceCv | Haifisch: no armors 10301 | IceCv | araganzar: helpless ice dragon 10349 | IceCv | araganzar: yes but 2 more rings of dex 10361 | IceCv | someoneawful: there are reasons usk is my favorite god 10361 | IceCv | Einwand: that's a lot of stuff 10369 | IceCv | araganzar: the real reward is the loss of consumables 10508 | Lair:3 | araganzar: fr: rhyme drake that does rap damage 11140 | Lair:4 | Noticed an eight-headed hydra 11143 | Lair:3 | araganzar: my names rhyme drake and i'm hear to say i'm the coldest motherfucker in the usa 11143 | Lair:3 | araganzar: my breath is the worst it'll make you sneeze, i kill small animals when I sneeze 11156 | Lair:3 | araganzar: wait make you freeze 11158 | Lair:4 | araganzar: dammit I can't freestyle 11268 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: you tried. 11303 | Lair:4 | Haifisch: rap battle with the singing sword 11320 | Lair:4 | araganzar: vault where you have to win a rap battle to get the singing sword 11320 | Lair:4 | Killed an eight-headed hydra 11320 | Lair:4 | Reached skill level 5 in Stealth 11345 | Lair:4 | araganzar: somehow 11535 | Lair:4 | araganzar: like it does a whole line and you have to enter the right last word 11553 | Lair:4 | araganzar: the singing sword's butt is as big as a ________ 11685 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: just wholesale put monkey island swashbuckling in 11685 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: "how appropriate, you fight like a cow" 11685 | Lair:4 | araganzar: have the spectral singing sword just say all those quotes 11691 | Lair:5 | Noticed a death yak 11694 | Lair:5 | araganzar: or have the spectral sword sing like spooky songs 11698 | Lair:5 | Noticed a death yak 11698 | Lair:5 | Noticed a death yak 11700 | Lair:5 | Killed a death yak 11700 | Lair:5 | Noticed a death yak 11701 | Lair:5 | SirSamVimes: monkey island insult sword fighting is like the only aspect of orson scott card's writing that isn't somehow tainted imo 11701 | Lair:5 | Noticed a death yak 11704 | Lair:5 | Reached XP level 13. HP: 76/119 MP: 7/19 11793 | Lair:4 | Reached skill level 5 in Charms 11846 | Lair:5 | araganzar: a friend of mine took a class from him at notre dame 11850 | Lair:5 | araganzar: or he said he did anyway 11862 | Lair:5 | araganzar: i never checked his transcript 11981 | Lair:5 | Reached skill level 5 in Evocations 11985 | Lair:5 | araganzar: we could replace melee with insult sword fighting and magic with the king's quest magic system 11989 | Lair:5 | araganzar: crawl solved 12076 | Lair:5 | SirSamVimes: replace every game's melee with insult sword fighting, except tw3 which replaces its own combat with gwent 12194 | Lair:5 | araganzar: and every npc in the game won't talk to you or complete quests until you beat them in gwent both ways 12628 | Lair:5 | araganzar: witcher show should have been like 30 minutes of witcher and 30 minutes of like world series of poker narrated gwent 12917 | Lair:5 | SirSamVimes: ^ 12974 | Lair:6 | Entered Level 6 of the Lair of Beasts 13098 | Lair:6 | araganzar: i watched that whole show and it's so unmemorable I can't even remember if they ever played gwent 13115 | Lair:6 | SirSamVimes: counterpoint, the show ruled (though there was no gwent) 13115 | Lair:6 | araganzar: TOO MUCH EVEN FOR SPECTRAL ARC OGRE 13115 | Lair:6 | araganzar: show was good 13116 | Lair:6 | HP: 5/122 [spiny frog (10)] 13117 | Lair:6 | araganzar: started off a little shakey 13118 | Lair:6 | araganzar: 5 13177 | Lair:5 | araganzar: just 5'd this character 13266 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: imagine defenses 13310 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: look y ou have 10 whole acs 13318 | Lair:6 | Reached skill level 11 in Fighting 13414 | Lair:6 | araganzar: how's your mr 13414 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: is this the merfolk siren/avatar/whichever one 13414 | Lair:6 | araganzar: yes 13414 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: yea 13414 | Lair:6 | araganzar: along with leeches 13414 | Lair:6 | araganzar: the leeches are what worry me 13414 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: are there leeches? 13414 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: huh 13414 | Lair:6 | araganzar: there are, there are leeches 13414 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: i dont think i knew that there were leeches 13414 | Lair:6 | SirSamVimes: not in this one 13414 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: but enough about (insert governing body here) 13414 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: lol 13414 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: i thought this just had the mer folk avatar 13426 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: leeches are the swamp bog whatever end 13455 | Lair:6 | araganzar: arc blade doing a job on the fungi 13455 | Lair:6 | SirSamVimes: leeches are in frogpond 13458 | Lair:6 | SirSamVimes: this one just has shoals stuff 13464 | Lair:6 | Reached XP level 14. HP: 98/131 MP: 9/21 13466 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: i think it can have a sea snake 13498 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: of which i am not a fan 13514 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: and like, harpy? 13523 | Lair:6 | araganzar: harpies 13523 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: yeah I killed a bunch of harpies already 13851 | Lair:6 | araganzar: sweet randart plate 13851 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: hell yeah artifact plate 14037 | Lair:2 | Noticed Harold 14043 | Lair:2 | Einwand: oh boy nets 14051 | Lair:2 | Killed Harold 14053 | Lair:2 | araganzar: i get it he has a net because he's a bounty hunter 14070 | Lair:2 | Einwand: half your hp in one turn 14304 | Lair:2 | Einwand: hydras! 14472 | D:6 | Bought a harp of healing for 560 gold pieces 14472 | D:6 | araganzar: didn't die hungry at least 14472 | D:6 | Bought a scroll of teleportation for 42 gold pieces 14565 | D:9 | Reached skill level 12 in Fighting 14618 | D:9 | araganzar: need reaver book now 14618 | D:9 | araganzar: whoa 14618 | D:9 | araganzar: what was that wall of text 14618 | D:9 | araganzar: oh yeah peer gynt 14618 | D:9 | Haifisch: THE TROLL KING: 14618 | D:9 | someoneawful: THE TROLL KING 14618 | D:9 | Haifisch: Prince Peer 14618 | D:9 | someoneawful: that is such a disproportionately long quote 14618 | D:9 | araganzar: THE TROLL KING: "you have to pay the troll toll" 14696 | D:9 | araganzar: I wouldn't need a whole sonnet to say I wouldn't like to be a troll 14705 | D:9 | Found an ancient bone altar of Kikubaaqudgha. 14857 | D:9 | Lost mutation: You occasionally shout uncontrollably at your foes. [mutagenic meat] 14858 | D:9 | Gained mutation: Your mind is acute. (Int +2) [mutagenic meat] 14859 | D:9 | Einwand: become 14859 | D:9 | Einwand: a troll 14859 | D:9 | araganzar: naturally I would write a sestena 14859 | D:9 | Haifisch: oh thank god it got rid of the shouting and not the other things 14859 | D:9 | Einwand: haiku or bust 15023 | D:10 | Entered Level 10 of the Dungeon 15126 | D:10 | araganzar: there once was a troll from the dungeon, who had a butt you could lay a sponge on 15141 | D:10 | someoneawful: ... 15141 | D:10 | someoneawful: "a butt you could lay a sponge on" 15141 | D:10 | araganzar: dungeon is very hard to rhyme! 15368 | D:10 | Einwand: butt 15444 | D:10 | Found Qiotue's Jewellery Shop. 15447 | D:10 | Einwand: haw 15447 | D:10 | Einwand: haw 15447 | D:10 | Haifisch: camelopard 15447 | D:10 | Einwand: haw 15447 | D:10 | someoneawful: camelopard 15447 | D:10 | araganzar: camelopard 15447 | D:10 | Einwand: nice shop, for a clown 15447 | D:10 | araganzar: nice shop 15447 | D:10 | Haifisch: but see 15447 | D:10 | araganzar: for me to POOP ON 15447 | D:10 | Haifisch: it has the valuable ring of MP+9 15447 | D:10 | araganzar: plus 15447 | D:10 | araganzar: for only 32 gold 15447 | D:10 | araganzar: you can ID inaccuracy 15447 | D:10 | Bought a cursed amulet of inaccuracy for 32 gold pieces 15448 | D:10 | someoneawful: reflect with additional rpois is... better than some amulets you could get. 15451 | D:10 | araganzar: and harm for only 480 15653 | D:11 | Haifisch: great d11 everyone 15653 | D:11 | Haifisch: nothing else to see here 15692 | D:11 | araganzar: yep looks like you;re done with the game 15795 | D:11 | Haifisch: tbh last night I did almost just 15795 | D:11 | Haifisch: walk out of zot 5 15795 | D:11 | Haifisch: without picking up the dang orb 15803 | D:11 | Haifisch: somehow 15943 | D:11 | Einwand: I do that everytime I do extended 16157 | D:12 | araganzar: roxxx 16224 | D:12 | Gained mutation: You are somewhat resistant to further mutation. [mutagenic meat] 16229 | D:12 | Haifisch: cool purple 16320 | D:12 | Found a staircase to the Orcish Mines. 16327 | D:12 | araganzar: stabilize that awesome mut set 16347 | D:12 | araganzar: maybe you get another level of rmut to lock them in 16349 | D:12 | Lost mutation: Your magical capacity is low. (-10% MP) [potion of mutation] 16349 | D:12 | Lost mutation: Your flesh is heat resistant. (rF+) [potion of mutation] 16349 | D:12 | Gained mutation: Your spells are a little easier to cast, but a little less powerful. [potion of mutation] 16349 | D:12 | Lost mutation: Your spells are a little easier to cast, but a little less powerful. [potion of mutation] 16350 | D:12 | araganzar: ffs 16350 | D:12 | araganzar: +10% MP and lost rf 16350 | D:12 | Haifisch: thank god it took away rF and not blurry or frail 16362 | D:12 | Einwand: shoulda gave berserkitis and took clarity 16371 | D:12 | Reached skill level 1 in Throwing 16677 | D:12 | Einwand: so what's your gameplan when you run into stuff with rElec 16694 | D:12 | Haifisch: uh 16694 | D:12 | araganzar: feed them 16694 | D:12 | Haifisch: crying, mostly? 16694 | D:12 | Lost mutation: You have sharp toenails. [potion of mutation] 16694 | D:12 | Lost mutation: Scrolls take you a little longer to read. [potion of mutation] 16694 | D:12 | Gained mutation: You are very frail. (-20% HP) [potion of mutation] 16695 | D:12 | Einwand: fair 16695 | D:12 | Einwand: frail 2 16695 | D:12 | Haifisch: frail 2!!! 16695 | D:12 | Einwand: nice 16695 | D:12 | Einwand: now you have the hp of a normal race with the defenses of a sponge 16695 | D:12 | araganzar: congratulations you are a fat human 16727 | D:12 | araganzar: we call them Americans 16727 | D:12 | Haifisch: I knew that already 16727 | D:12 | Haifisch: lol 16727 | D:12 | Einwand: so what are humans then 16796 | D:12 | araganzar: European 16796 | D:12 | Einwand: :thinking: 16797 | Orc:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Orcish Mines 16900 | Orc:1 | Noticed Fannar 16909 | Orc:1 | Killed Fannar 16909 | Orc:1 | Reached skill level 10 in Dodging 17207 | Orc:1 | Haifisch: I should probably consider a long blade for when relec things appear 17207 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: probably 17207 | Orc:1 | Haifisch: or pick up a gsc like a proper og, and just cry at the skill xp 17210 | Orc:1 | SirSamVimes: +3 apt means it's actually pretty easy to get gsc online 17238 | Orc:2 | Entered Level 2 of the Orcish Mines 17300 | Orc:2 | Noticed Maurice 17310 | Orc:2 | Killed Maurice 17458 | Orc:2 | Noticed an orc warlord 17550 | Orc:2 | Killed an orc warlord 17610 | Orc:2 | Found a staircase to the Elven Halls. 17617 | Orc:2 | Reached XP level 15. HP: 126/126 MP: 14/25 17770 | Orc:2 | Reached skill level 13 in Fighting 17798 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: remain alive 17826 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: oh you did 17826 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: good 17826 | Orc:1 | Haifisch: consider, if you will 17826 | Orc:1 | Haifisch: would you WANT this char to remain alive if you were playing it 17841 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: yes because i'm a stubborn weirdo 17850 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: fair 17929 | Orc:2 | Found Caycw's Gadget Boutique. 17929 | Orc:2 | Found Norol's Antique Weapon Shop. 17931 | Orc:2 | Paralysed by an orc sorcerer for 5 turns 17948 | Orc:2 | Found Jushruoz's Gadget Shop. 17951 | Orc:2 | Found Tase's Antique Armour Boutique. 17954 | Orc:2 | SirSamVimes: I think an ogre with frail 2 is probably longing for death's sweet release 17957 | Orc:2 | araganzar: lol 17957 | Orc:2 | Bought a glowing hat for 231 gold pieces 17957 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: you couldve just stopped at "an ogre" 17957 | Orc:2 | Bought an embroidered scarf for 264 gold pieces 17967 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: bad race tbh 17978 | Orc:2 | araganzar: well, fresh +2 hat 17989 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: scarf of 'why does this exist' 17989 | Orc:2 | araganzar: and scarf of neverwear 17989 | Orc:2 | Einwand: ogres are really just a bad challenge race 17989 | Orc:2 | SirSamVimes: radd, tell me more about your belief that some races are inherently worse than others 17989 | Orc:2 | Einwand: especially trunk ogres 17989 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: :| 17989 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: only in videogames 17989 | Orc:2 | Einwand: at least pre-mace nerf ogres they can smash things pretty easily 17989 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: they know all about elf superiority 17989 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: im not that kind of elf 17989 | Orc:2 | Einwand: excuse me 17989 | Orc:2 | Einwand: have you heard about the best race 17989 | Orc:2 | Einwand: the ants???? 17989 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: yes 17989 | Orc:2 | araganzar: more of the shelf kind of elf 17989 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: many times 17989 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: from you 17989 | Orc:2 | Einwand: hmm 17989 | Orc:2 | Einwand: then why are you an ogre 17989 | Orc:2 | Einwand: perhaps we should go over it again 17989 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: because I make bad life choices 17989 | Orc:2 | SirSamVimes: probably for pun opportunities 17989 | Orc:2 | SirSamVimes: you mean.. 17989 | Orc:2 | SirSamVimes: go ogre it again 17989 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: 'you know what I haven't played in a while' 17989 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: 'an ogre' 17989 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: gotta do greaterarchaeologist 17989 | Orc:2 | Einwand: have fun with mummy 17989 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: 'oh right this is why I haven't played an ogre in a while' 17989 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: i did 17989 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: it's really ogrewhelming 17989 | Orc:2 | araganzar: do I have to hear this same argument ogre and ogre 17989 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: i liked my mummy, looking back on it 17989 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: good character 17989 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: radd 17989 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: buddy 17989 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: pal 17989 | Orc:2 | Einwand: mummy is never acceptable 17989 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: this is an intervention 17989 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: i'd rather play mummy than barachian 17989 | Orc:2 | Einwand: eh 17989 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: just say No to Mu 17989 | Orc:2 | Einwand: I'd take barachian 17989 | Orc:2 | Einwand: at least you can use the extra sight range to rain death with a bow 18124 | Orc:2 | SirSamVimes: I miss when hanging out on floors too long caused super OOD spawns and you could play a scummy mummy just cleaning each floor of every last scrap of exp 18240 | Orc:2 | Bought a wand of scattershot (3) for 273 gold pieces 18240 | Orc:2 | Bought a wand of acid (3) for 182 gold pieces 18240 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: lmao 18240 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: MuCK scumming :getin: 18240 | Orc:2 | SirSamVimes: I never *won* a scummy mummy, but I had fun 18435 | D:13 | someoneawful: the fact Mu can't get muts makes xom kmind of lose its appeal, imo 18437 | D:13 | SirSamVimes: there is a dog sleeping upon my bed 18446 | D:13 | someoneawful: is it a cute dog 18446 | D:13 | Lost mutation: You are very frail. (-20% HP) [potion of mutation] 18446 | D:13 | Lost mutation: You are covered in fur. (AC +1) [potion of mutation] 18446 | D:13 | Lost mutation: You possess an exceptional clarity of mind. [potion of mutation] 18446 | D:13 | Gained mutation: You passively map a small area around you. [potion of mutation] 18446 | D:13 | Lost mutation: You are frail. (-10% HP) [potion of mutation] 18447 | D:13 | Haifisch: lost clarity but also lost frail 18447 | D:13 | araganzar: are you going to be that pvp invader that parries with a dagger then swaps to a giant club 18447 | D:13 | Haifisch: my cat is yelling at me 18447 | D:13 | Haifisch: why? because he likes yelling I guess 18474 | D:13 | Einwand: MEOW 18480 | D:13 | Einwand: PET ME HUMAN 18498 | D:13 | Einwand: FEED ME 18516 | D:13 | Reached skill level 1 in Maces & Flails 18525 | D:13 | Haifisch: I think he can sense when I'm playing crawl 18558 | D:13 | Found a gate to the Vaults. 18562 | D:13 | someoneawful: "i dont know what i want so im just going to yell a bunch until you figure it out for me" - my cat 18570 | D:13 | SirSamVimes: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/675992997783011369/684214237119250451/JPEG_20200303_144300.jpg?width=863&height=486 sleepy dog 18570 | D:13 | Haifisch: lmao 18570 | D:13 | Haifisch: is your cat also my cat 18570 | D:13 | Haifisch: good doggo 18570 | D:13 | someoneawful: would pet dog 18571 | D:13 | Gained mutation: You are frail. (-10% HP) [mutagenic meat] 18573 | D:13 | Gained mutation: Your spells are a little easier to cast, but a little less powerful. [mutagenic meat] 18574 | D:13 | Haifisch: oh thank god frail is back already 18637 | D:13 | araganzar: can't see the dog is it behind the mop head 18711 | D:13 | araganzar: 10/10 18938 | D:13 | Noticed Kirke 18943 | D:13 | Killed Kirke 18945 | D:13 | SirSamVimes: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/675992997783011369/684214694466027560/JPEG_20200303_144428.jpg?width=863&height=486 18991 | D:13 | araganzar: this week on hoarders, haifish's wands 18991 | D:13 | SirSamVimes: this is a boy who is clearly having a hard life 18991 | D:13 | Haifisch: lol if you bother dropping things before your inventory is full 19251 | D:14 | Found Igrelaiw's Book Shoppe. 19257 | D:14 | Bought a book of Minor Magic for 280 gold pieces 19257 | D:14 | Bought a book of Cantrips for 280 gold pieces 19257 | D:14 | araganzar: stone ogre! 19260 | D:14 | Learned a level 2 spell: Repel Missiles 19260 | D:14 | SirSamVimes: ogre lang when 19265 | D:14 | Learned a level 2 spell: Blink 19267 | D:14 | Learned a level 1 spell: Apportation 19267 | D:14 | araganzar: after crab language is perfected 19267 | D:14 | someoneawful: does that just make everything bad ogre puns 19267 | D:14 | SirSamVimes: bad ogre puns and dumb shrek jokes 19267 | D:14 | Haifisch: when you die: 19267 | D:14 | Haifisch: YOUR TIME HERE...IS OGRE 19267 | D:14 | araganzar: i would explain but it would go ogre your heads 19267 | D:14 | SirSamVimes: low hp warning is AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING 19267 | D:14 | Haifisch: don't die becomes DON'T GET OGREWHELMED 19324 | D:14 | SirSamVimes: all weapons are clubs 19333 | D:14 | SirSamVimes: you see here a pointy club 19370 | D:14 | Gained mutation: You expend magic power (3 MP) to strengthen your wands. [mutagenic meat] 19371 | D:14 | Gained mutation: You have sharp toenails. [mutagenic meat] 19372 | D:14 | Lost mutation: Your mind is acute. (Int +2) [mutagenic meat] 19373 | D:14 | Haifisch: some real winners of muts tonight 19378 | D:14 | SirSamVimes: you see here a double slashing club 19379 | D:14 | Haifisch: you see here a giant sharp club 19379 | D:14 | araganzar: you see here a club that shoots ice blasts 19379 | D:14 | Einwand: small brained thoughts 19379 | D:14 | Haifisch: you see here an executioner's club 19379 | D:14 | Einwand: you see here a triple club 19379 | D:14 | Einwand: you can't get any better 19379 | D:14 | araganzar: Wyrmclub 19379 | D:14 | Haifisch: you see here the pair of clubs gyre and gimble 19423 | D:14 | Einwand: 3 club > 2 club 19543 | D:14 | araganzar: You see here The Singing Club 19778 | D:14 | SirSamVimes: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675992997783011369/684215647974064134/JPEG_20200303_144836.jpg dog has relocated to judge me from a distance 19778 | D:14 | Einwand: what dog 19778 | D:14 | Einwand: I just see a mop 19778 | D:14 | Einwand: I'm very original :) 20087 | D:14 | SirSamVimes: I think he learned judging from a distance techniques from when we had a cat 20153 | D:15 | Entered Level 15 of the Dungeon 20153 | D:15 | Found Wauloty's Food Shoppe. 20167 | D:15 | Reached skill level 5 in Throwing 20274 | D:15 | araganzar: hide pz 20311 | D:15 | Found a staircase to the Depths. 20312 | D:15 | araganzar: deng 20312 | D:15 | Haifisch: nope 20366 | D:15 | araganzar: 10/17 for rune branch roger that 20366 | D:15 | Haifisch: t'ngu 20371 | D:15 | Reached skill level 5 in Maces & Flails 20373 | D:15 | Reached skill level 14 in Fighting 20424 | D:15 | Noticed Louise 20425 | D:15 | Haifisch: rune one time 20441 | D:15 | Killed Louise 20443 | D:15 | araganzar: nice dtrident 20611 | D:15 | Found a sparkling altar of Nemelex Xobeh. 20628 | D:15 | Found a shadowy altar of Dithmenos. 20937 | D:15 | Found a portal to a secret trove of treasure. 20946 | D:15 | Haifisch: oh dang shoulda let louise abyss me 20946 | D:15 | Haifisch: "zotta" 20946 | D:15 | SirSamVimes: you know where you can get abyssed? 20946 | D:15 | Haifisch: that's a zotta problems this char has 20946 | D:15 | SirSamVimes: elf 20981 | D:15 | Reached XP level 16. HP: 122/154 MP: 8/26 21072 | D:15 | SirSamVimes: or you could ctrl+f distort 21175 | D:15 | Haifisch: wait I haven't seen slime? 21175 | D:15 | Haifisch: oh, mustb e oklob blocked 21175 | D:15 | SirSamVimes: oklob plants 21175 | D:15 | Haifisch: hmm 21175 | D:15 | Haifisch: do I die in swamp or die in snake 21175 | D:15 | Haifisch: snake I guess. 21394 | Lair:3 | SirSamVimes: yeah if you go to swamp a high speed hydra will swim up and eat you 21395 | Snake:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Snake Pit 21553 | Snake:1 | SirSamVimes: oh hey doom eternal's coming out in two and a half weeks 21559 | Snake:1 | Einwand: time for bril 21585 | Snake:1 | Haifisch: :I 21585 | Snake:1 | Einwand: go buy one 21585 | Snake:1 | Einwand: capitalism! 21585 | Snake:1 | Einwand: smh not being gozag 21784 | Snake:1 | someoneawful: imagine getting excited for doom eternal coming out in two and a half weeks, and not for animal crossing coming out in 2 and a half weeks 21784 | Snake:1 | Haifisch: I cannot 21784 | Snake:1 | Einwand: I just like, don't really like animal crossing 21784 | Snake:1 | Einwand: I do like doom though 21784 | Snake:1 | Haifisch: https://i.imgur.com/toG81I7.mp4 21784 | Snake:1 | Einwand: WAD CLUB 21880 | Snake:1 | SirSamVimes: I do not understand the purpose of animal crossing 21913 | Snake:1 | Haifisch: it's to be cute 21913 | Snake:1 | someoneawful: it's cute and relaxing 21913 | Snake:1 | Haifisch: and chill 21913 | Snake:1 | Haifisch: and to swear a lot when a rare bug gets away from you 21913 | Snake:1 | Haifisch: and to annoy your friends by burying pitfalls in their towns 21913 | Snake:1 | someoneawful: i do appreciate that all the people on the internet have decided doomguy and isabelle are best friends 21913 | Snake:1 | Haifisch: same 21913 | Snake:1 | Haifisch: also it's interior decoration AND dressup: the game 21913 | Snake:1 | Haifisch: what else could you want 21913 | Snake:1 | someoneawful: and instead of being weirdly hostile to each other about whatever they're just making cool fanart of isabelle ripping and teraring and doomguy chilling out 21913 | Snake:1 | someoneawful: doomguy and isabelle drinking whisky together 22105 | Snake:1 | SirSamVimes: I have seen stuff about the yellow and dog and doomguy being besties now 22105 | Snake:1 | Einwand: I still don't get the drunk isabelle thing 22146 | Snake:1 | someoneawful: she works literally 24/7 22146 | Snake:1 | SirSamVimes: and regardless of animal crossing being very not my thing, I am down for those two being best friends 22146 | Snake:1 | someoneawful: and never sleeps 22146 | Snake:1 | Haifisch: and she's always cheerful, somehow 22146 | Snake:1 | someoneawful: so much like a dwarf fortress dwarf she needs alcohol to get through the working day 22579 | Snake:2 | someoneawful: and then in one of the recent Nintendo Direct things they showed her drinking a golden beverage that was probably iced tea 22632 | Snake:2 | someoneawful: but it could also be whisky, so there you go. 22713 | Snake:2 | Noticed a nagaraja 22723 | Snake:2 | Killed a nagaraja 22723 | Snake:2 | Reached skill level 15 in Fighting 22723 | Snake:2 | Reached skill level 1 in Shields 23062 | Snake:2 | Noticed Donald 23063 | Snake:2 | someoneawful: hey it's donald 23063 | Snake:2 | Noticed a nagaraja 23075 | Snake:2 | Killed Donald 23081 | Snake:2 | Killed a nagaraja 23081 | Snake:2 | Reached skill level 15 in Invocations 23235 | Snake:2 | someoneawful: why does donald have so many dialog lines when like 90% of them will never be seen by anyone 23235 | Snake:2 | Haifisch: cool, gotta find another brill potion now 23235 | Snake:2 | Haifisch: I don't know 23235 | Snake:2 | Haifisch: but I appreciate it 23235 | Snake:2 | Haifisch: he clearly just needs to be made more talkative 23235 | Snake:2 | Haifisch: also bring back all his weird paranoia lines in spider 23335 | Snake:2 | someoneawful: why did they remove those 23339 | Snake:2 | someoneawful: it was great 23801 | Snake:3 | Haifisch: this is gonna be one of those floors, huh 23809 | Snake:3 | someoneawful: um 23811 | Snake:2 | someoneawful: friend 23882 | Snake:3 | Haifisch: oh cool 23882 | Snake:3 | someoneawful: good ol' force lance 23899 | Snake:3 | someoneawful: endeavor to survive 24036 | Snake:3 | Noticed a nagaraja 24089 | Snake:3 | Killed a nagaraja 24089 | Snake:3 | Reached XP level 17. HP: 136/165 MP: 9/28 24480 | Snake:4 | Entered Level 4 of the Snake Pit 24754 | Snake:4 | Noticed Jorgrun 24767 | Snake:4 | Killed Jorgrun 25038 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: snake 4 25038 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: just now finding blinking scrolls 25038 | Snake:4 | Einwand: snek 25038 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: manaic sopt 25083 | Snake:4 | Found Myvofac's Food Shoppe. 25459 | Snake:4 | Reached skill level 10 in Maces & Flails 25491 | Snake:4 | Reached skill level 10 in Throwing 25626 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: song of slaying perks: just empty out the endvault into this nice hall 25660 | Snake:4 | Einwand: lmao not being qaz 25697 | Snake:4 | Einwand: and emptying the entire floor into that hallway 25757 | Snake:4 | Reached skill level 5 in Shields 25927 | Snake:4 | Got a serpentine rune of Zot 26203 | Swamp:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Swamp 26348 | Swamp:1 | Reached skill level 1 in Armour 26566 | Swamp:1 | Noticed a tentacled monstrosity 26568 | Swamp:1 | someoneawful: acid dragon scales... 26568 | Swamp:1 | Haifisch: @??tentacled monstrosity 26568 | Swamp:1 | seam: tentacled monstrosity (X) | Spd: 10 | HD: 23 | HP: 96-149 | AC/EV: 5/5 | Dam: 22, 17, 13, 9(constrict) | demonic, doors, amphibious, evil, see invisible | Res: magic(160), fire, cold, elec, poison, drown, rot, neg+++, torm | Vul: holy | XP: 2965 | Sz: Giant | Int: human. 26568 | Swamp:1 | someoneawful: tentacled monstrosities are scary 26568 | Swamp:1 | Haifisch: well it can open doors 26568 | Swamp:1 | SirSamVimes: resists elec 26568 | Swamp:1 | someoneawful: yes 26591 | Swamp:1 | someoneawful: ...they can open doors? lol 26598 | Swamp:1 | someoneawful: that's great. 26598 | Swamp:1 | someoneawful: real good not having a runed door on that vault. 26598 | Swamp:1 | Haifisch: totally 26901 | Swamp:1 | Haifisch: defenses would be super cool 26938 | Swamp:2 | Haifisch: maybe I'll get swamp dragon scales here at least? 26950 | Swamp:2 | Reached XP level 18. HP: 161/173 MP: 4/29 26973 | Swamp:2 | Identified a scroll of acquirement 26975 | Swamp:2 | Got a faintly glowing cloak 26986 | Swamp:2 | Identified the +1 cloak "Joastrytei" {rCorr Str+5 Dex-4} (You acquired it on level 2 of the Swamp) 26986 | Swamp:2 | Haifisch: it's 26986 | Swamp:2 | Haifisch: a cloak 26986 | Swamp:2 | Haifisch: I guess 26986 | Swamp:2 | someoneawful: stronk 28327 | Swamp:4 | Entered Level 4 of the Swamp 28456 | Swamp:4 | Identified the +0 robe "Socy" {*Slow rC++ MR++} (You found it on level 4 of the Swamp) 28457 | Swamp:4 | Einwand: it's 28457 | Swamp:4 | Einwand: not great? 28457 | Swamp:4 | Haifisch: nope 28457 | Swamp:4 | Haifisch: maybe if it wasn't +0 28457 | Swamp:4 | Haifisch: and *slow 28457 | Swamp:4 | Einwand: maybe if you were really desperate to not get banished in elf 28461 | Swamp:4 | Einwand: and have no other option for MR 28528 | Swamp:4 | Reached skill level 1 in Translocations 28556 | Swamp:4 | Noticed Aizul 28557 | Swamp:4 | Einwand: can't wait for lenny to show up 28567 | Swamp:4 | Einwand: and be able to literally oneshot you from full hp reliably 28567 | Swamp:4 | Killed Aizul 29467 | Swamp:4 | Reached skill level 1 in Hexes 29585 | Swamp:4 | Got a decaying rune of Zot 29936 | Vaults:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Vaults 30048 | Vaults:1 | Reached skill level 16 in Fighting 30205 | Vaults:1 | Reached skill level 5 in Armour 30223 | Vaults:1 | Lost mutation: You are somewhat resistant to further mutation. [mutagenic meat] 30224 | Vaults:1 | Gained mutation: You are very frail. (-20% HP) [mutagenic meat] 30226 | Vaults:1 | Einwand: I look back and you're not dead to lenny? 30226 | Vaults:1 | Einwand: this is bullocks 30226 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: cool, frail 2 my old friend 30226 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: lerny wasn't even in that swamp end!! 30235 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: resistance shield 30235 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: probably the responsible thing to use 30611 | Vaults:1 | Found Rulaschuwu's Gadget Shoppe. 30773 | Vaults:1 | Reached XP level 19. HP: 154/163 MP: 4/30 31340 | Vaults:2 | Found a staircase to the Crypt. 33203 | Vaults:3 | Reached skill level 5 in Translocations 33424 | Vaults:3 | Reached skill level 1 in Axes 33472 | Vaults:3 | Noticed Frederick 33484 | Vaults:3 | Killed Frederick 33519 | Vaults:3 | SirSamVimes: after you pour all your enchant armour scrolls into this fda you're gonna find pds 33519 | Vaults:3 | SirSamVimes: *pda 33519 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: lol 33535 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: hi mennas 33535 | Vaults:3 | Noticed Mennas 33644 | Vaults:2 | SirSamVimes: @??mennas 33644 | Vaults:2 | seam: Mennas (A) | Spd: 15 | HD: 19 | HP: 125-180 | AC/EV: 15/26 | Dam: 30, 20 | holy, weapons, items, doors, fighter, spellcaster, see invisible, fly | Res: magic(160), elec, poison, rot, neg+++, holy+++ | XP: 7813 | Sp: mass confusion, silence, minor healing (2d9+3) | Sz: Medium | Int: human. 33644 | Vaults:2 | SirSamVimes: rElec 33663 | Vaults:3 | Reached skill level 17 in Fighting 33873 | Vaults:3 | Einwand: just parastab him 33873 | Vaults:3 | Einwand: ez 34168 | Vaults:3 | Reached XP level 20. HP: 145/174 MP: 15/31 34593 | Vaults:3 | Found Vesosh's Food Shop. 34876 | Vaults:4 | Noticed SirSamVimes's ghost (veteran OgSk) 34876 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: sam what are you doing here 34878 | Vaults:4 | SirSamVimes: I don't know 34878 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: ...ghosts can cast pproj? 34878 | Vaults:4 | SirSamVimes: if a monster can cast it, a ghost can cast it iirc 34878 | Vaults:4 | SirSamVimes: also that 50 damage cap :l 34878 | Vaults:4 | SirSamVimes: extremely rude 34878 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: look at you with your not frail 2 hp 34878 | Vaults:4 | SirSamVimes: lol 34878 | Vaults:4 | SirSamVimes: ogre war 34878 | Vaults:4 | SirSamVimes: except mine is a true ogre because he is wielding a god damn GSC 34878 | Vaults:4 | Einwand: portal projectiles on a ghost 34878 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: also relec 34878 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: super rude 34878 | Vaults:4 | Einwand: AKA a literal waste of turn 34878 | Vaults:4 | SirSamVimes: storm dragon armour iirc 34878 | Vaults:4 | Einwand: you know what's fun 34883 | Vaults:4 | Einwand: early game abom ghosts 34889 | Vaults:3 | Einwand: ghosts WEAK to fire 34966 | Vaults:3 | SirSamVimes: https://crawl.kelbi.org/crawl/morgue/SirSamVimes/morgue-SirSamVimes-20200227-050639.txt oh it was steam 35063 | Vaults:4 | SirSamVimes: that's right, I had good AC then I fucked it up by continuing to eat purple 35066 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: lol 35144 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: ... 35144 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: hi mennas 35144 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: got shafted huh 35145 | Vaults:4 | Reached skill level 10 in Evocations 35154 | Vaults:4 | Einwand: bye mennas 35161 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: so I'm probably gonna die 35163 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: oh 35163 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: ok then 35163 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: good tlee 35163 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: tele 35164 | Vaults:4 | Einwand: tlee 35377 | Vaults:4 | Killed Mennas 35650 | Vaults:4 | Reached skill level 5 in Axes 35895 | Vaults:4 | Reached skill level 10 in Armour 35907 | Vaults:4 | Reached skill level 18 in Fighting 35938 | Vaults:4 | Lost mutation: You are very frail. (-20% HP) [mutagenic meat] 35939 | Vaults:4 | Gained mutation: You have supernaturally acute eyesight. (SInv) [mutagenic meat] 35940 | Vaults:4 | Lost mutation: You have supernaturally acute eyesight. (SInv) [mutagenic meat] 35941 | Vaults:4 | Gained mutation: Your movements are slightly less encumbered by armour. (ER -2) [mutagenic meat] 36093 | Vaults:4 | Killed SirSamVimes's ghost 36093 | Vaults:4 | Reached XP level 21. HP: 163/207 MP: 8/32 36560 | Depths:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Depths 36629 | Depths:1 | Noticed Sojobo 36630 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: hi sojobo 36632 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: you're not someone I want to see by the depths entrance 36632 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: this looks fun 36632 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: and safe 36632 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: totally 36634 | Depths:1 | Noticed Saint Roka 36637 | D:15 | Haifisch: AND roka 36637 | D:15 | Haifisch: it's a party 36640 | D:15 | Haifisch: maybe I should go do elf 36829 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: caravan 36829 | Elf:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Elven Halls 36830 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: and I actually have money for once 36854 | Elf:1 | Found Dolixoz's Jewellery Shop. 36966 | Elf:1 | Identified the Compendium of Creation 36993 | Elf:1 | Found a flickering gateway to a bazaar. 37041 | Bazaar | Entered a bazaar 37041 | Bazaar | Found Zaes Dih's Antique Armour Boutique. 37041 | Bazaar | Found Oreidas's Magic Scroll Shoppe. 37041 | Bazaar | Found Taqipp's Antique Armour Shoppe. 37042 | Bazaar | Found Niuvat Niaso's Magic Scroll Emporium. 37042 | Bazaar | Found Jutyrel's Gadget Emporium. 37047 | Bazaar | someoneawful: lol 37047 | Bazaar | Haifisch: great!!! 37054 | Bazaar | someoneawful: 2 scroll shops could at least be practical. 37059 | Bazaar | someoneawful: oh 37059 | Bazaar | someoneawful: ... 37059 | Bazaar | Haifisch: lmfao 37064 | Bazaar | Bought a scroll of enchant armour for 82 gold pieces 37064 | Bazaar | someoneawful: :( 37064 | Bazaar | Bought a scroll of blinking for 82 gold pieces 37064 | Bazaar | someoneawful: 1 scroll shop is at least practical. 37064 | Bazaar | Bought a scroll of blinking for 82 gold pieces 37064 | Bazaar | Bought a scroll of teleportation for 33 gold pieces 37068 | Bazaar | Bought a wand of scattershot (4) for 288 gold pieces 37069 | Bazaar | someoneawful: also some more wand charges, if you have nothing better to spend $ on 37082 | Elf:1 | Found Bosuarum's Armour Emporium. 37100 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: god 37100 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: those gloves 37100 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: cool gloves 37100 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: are insulting 37176 | Elf:1 | Found Asoad's Antique Weapon Shoppe. 37252 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: good ring 37252 | Elf:1 | Bought the ring "Ytanorr" {rElec rF+ Str+2 Stlth-} for 555 gold pieces 37306 | Elf:1 | Found Qigodeig's Magic Scroll Shop. 37328 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: so much shop 37344 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: i love shop elf 37344 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: more good scrolls 37344 | Elf:1 | Bought a scroll of blinking for 135 gold pieces 37344 | Elf:1 | Bought a scroll of blinking for 135 gold pieces 37344 | Elf:1 | Bought a scroll of magic mapping for 63 gold pieces 38517 | Elf:2 | Reached skill level 19 in Fighting 38527 | Elf:2 | Found a runed gate. 38527 | Elf:2 | Found a runed gate. 38527 | Elf:2 | Found a runed gate. 38555 | Elf:3 | Entered Level 3 of the Elven Halls 39393 | Elf:3 | Reached XP level 22. HP: 211/219 MP: 12/34 39962 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: why does ring of loudness even exist 39964 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: same with ring of stealth 40008 | Elf:3 | Identified the +1 robe of Dogmatism {rPois rCorr} (You took it off a deep elf archer on level 3 of the Elven Halls) 40012 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: stealth i can see arguments for although i'll literally never use it because lol, but loudness is just not that much of a punishment to accidentally put on 40052 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: arga 40056 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: ... 40056 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: arga... 40089 | Elf:3 | Einwand: argha 40092 | Elf:3 | Einwand: more like trasha 40095 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: ?!?! 40096 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: banned 40106 | Elf:3 | Einwand: cheibriados will remember this 40183 | Elf:3 | SirSamVimes: remove rings of stealth, but keep stealth as a property to add to items imo 40213 | Elf:3 | SirSamVimes: also make loudness cause qaz-level noise all the time 40213 | Elf:3 | Identified the Incunabulum of Sinister Secrets and Changing 40272 | Elf:3 | Lost mutation: You are frail. (-10% HP) [potion of mutation] 40272 | Elf:3 | Lost mutation: You have sharp toenails. [potion of mutation] 40272 | Elf:3 | Lost mutation: You expend magic power (3 MP) to strengthen your wands. [potion of mutation] 40272 | Elf:3 | Gained mutation: Armour fits poorly on your strangely shaped body. [potion of mutation] 40272 | Elf:3 | Gained mutation: Your spells are easier to cast, but less powerful. [potion of mutation] 40272 | Elf:3 | Gained mutation: You have a somewhat thin skeletal structure. (Dex +2, Stealth) [potion of mutation] 40273 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: deformed, cool 40681 | D:15 | Killed Sojobo 40699 | D:15 | someoneawful: rip sjb 40749 | D:15 | someoneawful: this is a pretty nasty depths entrance 40783 | D:15 | Haifisch: thank fuck for stairdancing 40884 | D:15 | Haifisch: he's just got a plain dire flail 40884 | D:15 | Haifisch: lma 40884 | D:15 | Haifisch: o 40892 | D:15 | Killed Saint Roka 41388 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: oh 41388 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: thanks tele trap 41394 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: cooooool 41395 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: that's a bit better 41395 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: oh I didn't die 41534 | Depths:1 | Found a runed door. 41536 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: lol it's a rune door vault 41536 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: what's even the prize? death? 41540 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: probably some thing you won't use 41544 | Depths:1 | Einwand: your prize is ogres 41547 | Depths:1 | Einwand: YOUR FRIENDS 41552 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: titans 41554 | Depths:1 | Einwand: YOUR FAMILIES 41726 | Depths:1 | Found a gateway to Hell. 42008 | Depths:1 | Einwand: man did you teleport into that danged vault 42015 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: I sure did 42015 | Depths:1 | Einwand: horrifying 42040 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: nice swastika vault 42116 | Depths:2 | Found a magical portal. 42124 | WizLab | Entered Zonguldrok's Shrine 42125 | WizLab | someoneawful: the slightly more abstract swastika vault 42125 | WizLab | Haifisch: zonguldrok 42142 | WizLab | someoneawful: oh boy a crap sword 42159 | WizLab | someoneawful: everyone loves a crap sword 42269 | WizLab | Reached skill level 20 in Fighting 42290 | WizLab | Noticed an antique lich 42308 | WizLab | someoneawful: imaigne if you had like, silence 42310 | WizLab | Haifisch: silence: i should remember it exists 42310 | WizLab | Killed an antique lich 42361 | WizLab | Found the +9 sword of Zonguldrok {reap} 42438 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: i guess gold is always good. 42503 | Depths:2 | Einwand: arcblade > quick blade 42528 | Depths:2 | Einwand: why IS it a rapier anyways 42577 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: ??arcblade 42577 | Depths:2 | seam: arcblade ~ arc blade[1/2]: A +4 rapier with rElec that repeatedly applies arcs from {static discharge} on the defender, doing extremely high damage. In 0.23, changed to be +8 and to cast static discharge normally, but at spellpower well over the usual cap of 100. Now does excellent but less insane damage. 42608 | Depths:2 | Reached XP level 23. HP: 254/254 MP: 15/35 42753 | Depths:2 | Noticed Asterion 42754 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: pretty late, asterion 42755 | Depths:2 | Noticed Nikola 42756 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: oh, it's a party 42766 | Depths:2 | Killed Asterion 42776 | Depths:2 | Killed Nikola 42778 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: silence: it's cool 42838 | Depths:2 | Gained mutation: You have a moderately thin skeletal structure. (Dex +4, Stealth+) [mutagenic meat] 42840 | Depths:2 | Gained mutation: You have a pair of small antennae on your head. [mutagenic meat] 42841 | Depths:2 | Lost mutation: Your spells are easier to cast, but less powerful. [mutagenic meat] 42844 | Depths:2 | Gained mutation: Your muscles are strong. (Str +2) [mutagenic meat] 42846 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: whoa, MODERATELY thin 43075 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: weird vault 43093 | Depths:2 | Identified the Papyrus of Calling 43220 | Depths:2 | Lost mutation: Your spells are a little easier to cast, but a little less powerful. [potion of mutation] 43220 | Depths:2 | Lost mutation: Your movements are slightly less encumbered by armour. (ER -2) [potion of mutation] 43220 | Depths:2 | Lost mutation: You have a moderately thin skeletal structure. (Dex +4, Stealth+) [potion of mutation] 43220 | Depths:2 | Gained mutation: Your body sometimes deteriorates upon taking damage. [potion of mutation] 43220 | Depths:2 | Gained mutation: You have large cloven feet. [potion of mutation] 43221 | Depths:2 | Lost mutation: Armour fits poorly on your strangely shaped body. [potion of mutation] 43221 | Depths:2 | Lost mutation: You have large cloven feet. [potion of mutation] 43221 | Depths:2 | Gained mutation: You possess an exceptional clarity of mind. [potion of mutation] 43222 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: I'll take it 43222 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: clarity and cured deform body, wow 43222 | Depths:2 | Einwand: hooves! 43227 | Depths:2 | Found a one-way gate to the infinite horrors of the Abyss. 43266 | Depths:2 | Reached skill level 15 in Throwing 44011 | Depths:3 | Found a one-way gate leading to the halls of Pandemonium. 44042 | Depths:3 | Reached skill level 10 in Axes 44663 | Depths:4 | Noticed a caustic shrike 44678 | Depths:4 | Killed a caustic shrike 44684 | Depths:4 | Found a glowing silver altar of Zin. 44712 | Depths:4 | Identified Zeneenne's Collected Works on Fire 44751 | Depths:4 | Noticed a caustic shrike 44765 | Depths:4 | Killed a caustic shrike 45366 | Depths:4 | Reached XP level 24. HP: 240/265 MP: 15/35 45827 | Depths:4 | Gained mutation: You occasionally shout uncontrollably at your foes. [mutagenic meat] 45829 | Depths:4 | Gained mutation: You have a pair of antennae on your head. [mutagenic meat] 46022 | Depths:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Depths 46025 | Depths:5 | Noticed a juggernaut 46037 | Depths:5 | Killed a juggernaut 46038 | Depths:5 | Found a gateway to a ziggurat. 46118 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: lmao 46118 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: that one deep troll 46118 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: stuck forever 46118 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: guardian of the zig 46118 | Depths:5 | Einwand: murder it 46118 | Depths:5 | Einwand: with flame wand 46426 | Depths:5 | SirSamVimes: naps are good 46534 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: I can't nap 46534 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: it takes so long to fall asleep it feels not worth it 46545 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: if i fall asleep i am guaranteed to sleep for like.. hours 46545 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: same 46573 | Depths:5 | Found a gate to the Realm of Zot. 46590 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: and if i set like, an alarm or something, i get too nervous about it and can't sleep 46591 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: it's dumb 46611 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: also I feel like they're generally not that refreshing if they're short 46761 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: depends how sleep deprived i am 46907 | Depths:5 | SirSamVimes: I don't even care about falling asleep, it's just nice to lay down for a bit 46924 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: I generally don't find it that comfortable to just lay down either tbh 46924 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: oh 46924 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: i do 46924 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: just... flop 46924 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: there's no position where it's not eventually uncomfortable to read a book/look at my phone/whatever 47369 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: it's possible to be comfortable but it involves numerous pillows 47369 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: i am a fan of pillows 47369 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: and having too many 47369 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: I have a couch in my apartment but it's mostly for decoration and my cat to shed on 47369 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: not those shitty "decorative pillows" though 47369 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: those can go to hell 47369 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: I already have my ideal pillow situation: 47369 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: one king sized pillow on my bed 47369 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: ... 47369 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: one? 47369 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: one?!?! 47369 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: instead of fucking around with two normal pillows with that awkward canyon in the middle 47369 | Depths:5 | holysushi: Excuese me but that guys name is Vimes like the nightwatch! 47369 | Depths:5 | SirSamVimes: yes 47369 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: I cannot deal with piles of pillows 47369 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: i have like... 3 normal pillows and one of those long body pillow things 47369 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: seems like a good way to get a crimp in my neck 47369 | Depths:5 | SirSamVimes: what anime character is on your body pillow 47369 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: >:( it's not an anime one 47369 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: please, they are a person of culture 47369 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: it's a VIDEO GAME character 47369 | Depths:5 | SirSamVimes: sure it's not 47369 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: oh god 47369 | Depths:5 | SirSamVimes: oh good point, what video game characeer 47369 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: i have a friend who keeps threatening to buy me an anime body pillow. 47369 | Depths:5 | SirSamVimes: is it papyrus 47369 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: if i were going to get a video game character on a body pillow it would be solid snake 47369 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: nice link 47369 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: wow that url did a thing 47369 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: https://i.imgur.com/Xia2VTL.jpg 47369 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: anyway, go make your dream a reality 47369 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: i was gonna copy paste that but it literally went on for 2 years 47369 | Depths:5 | SirSamVimes: same 47369 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: woah. saucy. 47370 | Depths:5 | SirSamVimes: also what kind of fool does a solid snake face up pillow 47370 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: the whole thing about solid snake is that he has a booty that won't quit 47370 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: look I'm lazy and grabbed the first gis result 47370 | Depths:5 | SirSamVimes: I have not even played a MGS game and I know that, radd 47370 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: lmfao 47370 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: hideo kojima, noted ass man 47370 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: sans is too short for a body pillow, you have to put him on a normal pillow 47370 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: plus a pillow can't say puns at you 47370 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: so what's the point 47370 | Depths:5 | SirSamVimes: that's why I backspaced sans and typed papyrus instead 47370 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: lmao 47370 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: consider: asgore body pillow 47370 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: extra wide 47370 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: woah 47370 | Depths:5 | SirSamVimes: extra huggable 47370 | Depths:5 | SirSamVimes: only a little bit of murder 47370 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: toriel body pillow seems like it would be comforting, if slightly strange 47370 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: lmao 47370 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: get cinnamon butterscotch pie crumbs on it 47370 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: undyne body pillow 47370 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: the pillow that yells at you to sleep FASTER 47498 | D:15 | someoneawful: so where's the 3rd rune at 47498 | D:15 | Haifisch: well the trove is telling me to do abyss 47498 | D:15 | someoneawful: abyss is probably fine? 47498 | D:15 | Haifisch: yeah 47498 | D:15 | SirSamVimes: abyss is legit less lethal than vaults, imo 47607 | Depths:2 | SirSamVimes: I just always do vaults first because shiny things 47608 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: depends on the character 47608 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: i'm not the biggest fan of doing abyss as a Fo 47608 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: vaults is less annoying because it's less rng dependant how long it takes to get to the goddamn rune 47648 | Depths:2 | Voluntarily entered the Abyss. 47649 | Abyss:1 | Found a corrupted altar of Lugonu. 47673 | Abyss:1 | someoneawful: ... "be 'ble" 47676 | Abyss:1 | Haifisch: beeble 47676 | Abyss:1 | someoneawful: don't do this to me dwarflang 47676 | Abyss:1 | Haifisch: my favorite so far is the trove 47676 | Abyss:1 | Einwand: time for abyss rune! 47676 | Abyss:1 | Haifisch: which turned 'abyssal rune of zot to' 47676 | Abyss:1 | Haifisch: into 47676 | Abyss:1 | Haifisch: 'zotta' 47676 | Abyss:1 | someoneawful: zotta 47676 | Abyss:1 | someoneawful: zotta. 47676 | Abyss:1 | someoneawful: zotta??? 47676 | Abyss:1 | Haifisch: I've got a zotta spirit 47677 | Abyss:1 | someoneawful: zotta go fast 47993 | Abyss:1 | Found a hazy altar of Hepliaklqana. 48076 | Abyss:1 | Haifisch: crabs plz 48088 | Abyss:1 | Einwand: CONTAM 48099 | Abyss:1 | Reached XP level 25. HP: 256/273 MP: 14/35 48101 | Abyss:1 | Paralysed by you for 3 turns 48408 | Abyss:1 | Haifisch: gates down are a myth 48621 | Abyss:1 | Found a sacrificial altar of Ru. 48647 | Abyss:1 | Found a snail-covered altar of Cheibriados. 48669 | Abyss:2 | Found a corrupted altar of Lugonu. 48717 | Abyss:2 | Einwand: the abyss is a myth 48756 | Abyss:2 | someoneawful: the ORB is a myth 48784 | Abyss:2 | Einwand: you're a myth 48799 | Abyss:2 | Einwand: bet those are +2 running 48896 | Abyss:3 | someoneawful: nice statue 48899 | Abyss:3 | Haifisch: oh no 48899 | Abyss:3 | Haifisch: butterflies 48907 | Abyss:3 | someoneawful: @??statue 48907 | Abyss:3 | seam: statue (8) | Spd: 10 (stationary) | HD: 8 | HP: 60-84 | AC/EV: 12/1 | Dam: 20 | non-living, items, doors, master archer, unbreathing | Res: magic(immune), fire++, cold++, elec, poison+++, drown, rot+++, neg+++, torm | XP: 576 | Sz: Large | Int: human. 48964 | Abyss:3 | Einwand: huh, I thought that was always an exit vault 49103 | Abyss:3 | someoneawful: abyss really wants you to descend 49362 | Abyss:3 | Haifisch: why are lurking horrors 49421 | Abyss:3 | someoneawful: runevault 49468 | Abyss:3 | Paralysed by accursed screaming for 1 turns 49493 | Abyss:3 | someoneawful: um. 49493 | Abyss:3 | Haifisch: that was good timing 49541 | Abyss:3 | someoneawful: lurking horror: maybe the dumbest crawl enemy that exists 49543 | Abyss:3 | Got an abyssal rune of Zot 49695 | Abyss:3 | Haifisch: where's arag so I can yell at him to get rid of them 49816 | Abyss:3 | someoneawful: rude dragon 49862 | Depths:2 | Escaped the Abyss 49889 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: the real prize: eating a pineapple pizza 49889 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: the horror 50022 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: didnt you have an abyss rune trove 50022 | Depths:5 | Einwand: oh, the torment abyss enemy 50022 | Depths:5 | Einwand: yeah they're real dumb 50022 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: oh right 50022 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: I did 50213 | D:15 | Haifisch: Zotta 50213 | D:15 | someoneawful: zotta 50213 | D:15 | Einwand: blotta 50213 | D:15 | You showed the abyssal rune of Zot to enter a treasure trove 50214 | Trove | Entered a treasure trove 50217 | Trove | Found the cursed +3 crown of Eternal Torment {rTorment HP-- rN+++ SInv *Curse} 50219 | Trove | someoneawful: hey armor 50219 | Trove | Haifisch: SO WE HEARD YOU WANT GDA 50219 | Trove | someoneawful: look at all those GDAs 50224 | Trove | Identified the +0 hat "Vinag" {+Blink Dex+2} (You found it in a treasure trove) 50227 | Trove | Einwand: CROWN OF TORMENT BAYBEE 50228 | Trove | Identified the +7 gold dragon scales of Vuemp {rPois rF+ rC+ MR+} (You found it in a treasure trove) 50229 | Trove | someoneawful: is that the crown of torment 50229 | Trove | someoneawful: lol 50229 | Trove | someoneawful: woah 50232 | Trove | Identified the +0 cloak of the Crypt {rN+ rCorr Dex-4} (You found it in a treasure trove) 50248 | Trove | Identified the +1 hat of Quantum Leap {rElec rC+ Stlth-} (You found it in a treasure trove) 50266 | Trove | Identified the +1 shield "Ikuog" {Str+4 Dex+4} (You found it in a treasure trove) 50281 | Trove | someoneawful: ??gda 50281 | Trove | seam: gold dragon scales[1/4]: 12AC, 23ER, rF+ rC+ rPois. Sometimes dropped by a {golden dragon} when it dies. 50282 | Trove | someoneawful: +7 with mr is pretty decent for a gold dragon armor 50637 | D:12 | Haifisch: hmm 50637 | D:12 | Einwand: it's like king scales but slightly sh ittier! 50637 | D:12 | Haifisch: I have ONE brill pot 50637 | D:12 | someoneawful: heh 50637 | D:12 | Haifisch: and zot is full of rude draconians 50637 | D:12 | someoneawful: yep 50637 | D:12 | someoneawful: level up spellcasting a little 50637 | D:12 | someoneawful: and charms probably 50637 | D:12 | someoneawful: ??spell success 50637 | D:12 | seam: success rate[1/3]: Spell success rates are coloured according to miscast severity. Grey means less than 0.1% chance of a severity 2+ miscast, yellow means < 0.5%, light red < 2.5%, dark red >= 2.5%. 50637 | D:12 | someoneawful: ??spell success[2 50637 | D:12 | seam: chain mail[2/2]: http://dobrazupa.org/morgue/BigStickPopham/morgue-BigStickPopham-20150502-154057.txt http://crawl.akrasiac.org/rawdata/Newgrounder/morgue-Newgrounder-20141001-213251.txt 50824 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: ??success rate[2 50824 | Depths:5 | seam: success rate[2/3]: Note that Intelligence stat affects spell success 1/6 as much as average spell skill, and Spellcasting skill affects spell success 1/4 as much as average spell skill. 50869 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: spellcasting skill helps a bit and you have a +1 apt for it 50871 | Depths:5 | Einwand: spellcasting is like, 1/4th of a normal spell school per level 50871 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: yeah 50871 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: yeah it's not super great 50871 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: but w/e 50871 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: but it's also cheaper to level 50871 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: for an og 50872 | Zot:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Realm of Zot 50887 | Zot:1 | Einwand: getting spell like, 8 50922 | Zot:1 | Einwand: is probably cheaper than going from 15-17 50944 | Zot:1 | Einwand: especially with +/- 1 50950 | Zot:1 | Reached skill level 1 in Spellcasting 50951 | Zot:1 | Reached skill level 1 in Necromancy 50977 | Zot:1 | Reached skill level 15 in Axes 50994 | Zot:1 | Einwand: you betrayed the sacred arc blade 50994 | Zot:1 | Einwand: cheibriados will remember this 50994 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: poisoned and slow 50994 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: @??tentacled monstrosity 50994 | Zot:1 | seam: tentacled monstrosity (X) | Spd: 10 | HD: 23 | HP: 96-149 | AC/EV: 5/5 | Dam: 22, 17, 13, 9(constrict) | demonic, doors, amphibious, evil, see invisible | Res: magic(160), fire, cold, elec, poison, drown, rot, neg+++, torm | Vul: holy | XP: 2965 | Sz: Giant | Int: human. 50994 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: tmons don't give a shit about your arc 51004 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: lol 51004 | Zot:1 | Haifisch: well good thing they died 51314 | Zot:1 | Einwand: yeah arcblade loses a lot of value in zot 51324 | Zot:1 | Einwand: you can just ' swap between them prob 51397 | Zot:1 | Reached XP level 26. HP: 227/283 MP: 36/36 51842 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: arc blade is still good against dragonian packs but ehre's also a lot of assholes around who just do not give a heck 52297 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: good thing rocks exist 52299 | Zot:2 | Einwand: oh is this th at annoying immobile annoyance vault 52299 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: nobody has rRockToTheFace 52299 | Zot:2 | Einwand: well 52299 | Zot:2 | Haifisch: curse skulls: don't fit the theme anymore but hey why not 52299 | Zot:2 | Einwand: a curse skull probably dies 52299 | Zot:2 | Einwand: does* 52299 | Zot:2 | Haifisch: also just realized I never did crypt but w/e 52299 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: @??curse skull 52299 | Zot:2 | seam: curse skull (z) | Spd: 15 | HD: 13 | HP: 41-61 | AC/EV: 35/3 | undead, evil, see invisible, fly, unbreathing | Res: magic(immune), fire++, cold++, elec, poison+++, drown, rot+++, neg+++, torm | Vul: holy | XP: 1583 | Sp: sum.undead [!sil], s.torment [!sil] | Sz: tiny | Int: human. 52304 | Zot:2 | Haifisch: and no I don't have silence scrolls 52305 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: doesnt do anything for them anyway 52483 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: at least it isnt that vault full of plants and each plant ssslllooowwwlly turns into an oklob 52483 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: god i hate that one 53491 | Zot:2 | Einwand: that's just the most obnoxious one 53529 | Zot:3 | Einwand: I see you inching towards that plate of chicken stuff, cat 53533 | Zot:3 | Einwand: no 53536 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: but the food is there 53536 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: and cat must have it 53536 | Zot:3 | Einwand: sleeping on my arm is not an excuse to steal my dinner leftovers 53658 | Zot:3 | Einwand: downside to cat realising they can sleep on me at my desk 53662 | Zot:3 | Einwand: it's a lot harder to get up to grab snacks/water 53824 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: check out that blood fountain under the plant 53824 | Zot:3 | Einwand: why is there a blood fountain under a buncha vines 53846 | Zot:3 | Einwand: who designed this place 53862 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: draconian pinterest 54322 | Zot:3 | Reached skill level 10 in Charms 54527 | Zot:3 | Haifisch: tmon party 54769 | Zot:4 | Haifisch: gold dracs relec, so imo gda should also give relec 55249 | Zot:4 | Einwand: elec damage sucks late 55281 | Zot:4 | Einwand: nothing even doing elec other than chain lightning and ball lightning basically 55283 | Zot:4 | Einwand: even does* 55362 | Zot:4 | Haifisch: mystery lava pool 55396 | Zot:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Realm of Zot 55397 | Zot:5 | Einwand: it's a lava orc bath 55400 | Zot:5 | SirSamVimes: sometimes a lava pool is just a lava pool 55530 | Zot:5 | Reached XP level 27. HP: 247/291 MP: 24/36 55919 | Zot:5 | Reached skill level 15 in Armour 56172 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: @??curse toe 56172 | Zot:5 | seam: curse toe (z) | Spd: 10 (move: 140%) | HD: 14 | HP: 74-116 | AC/EV: 25/1 | undead, evil, see invisible, fly, unbreathing | Res: magic(immune), fire+++, cold, elec, poison+++, drown, rot+++, neg+++, torm | Vul: holy | XP: 4704 | Sp: s.torment [!sil], sum.mushrooms [!sil] | Sz: tiny | Int: human. 56172 | Zot:5 | Einwand: can probably zap the shrooms though 56172 | Zot:5 | Einwand: for more uska piety 56172 | Zot:5 | Haifisch: you'd think a floating toe would have less AC and more EV 56173 | Zot:5 | Noticed an orb of fire 56178 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: it's got calluses 56178 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: ...gross 56180 | Zot:5 | Haifisch: grossing yourself 56197 | Zot:5 | Killed an orb of fire 56206 | Zot:5 | Noticed an ancient lich 56210 | Zot:5 | Killed an ancient lich 56300 | Zot:5 | Noticed an orb of fire 56306 | Zot:5 | Noticed an ancient lich 56311 | Zot:5 | Haifisch: ok let's not fight a curse toe, an oof, and an alich at the same time 56460 | Zot:5 | Killed an orb of fire 56626 | Zot:5 | Einwand: yeah 56630 | Zot:5 | Einwand: there should be at LEAST one more oof in there 56874 | Zot:5 | Noticed an orb of fire 56883 | Zot:5 | Noticed an orb of fire 56884 | Zot:5 | Noticed an ancient lich 56893 | Zot:5 | Killed an orb of fire 56895 | Zot:5 | Killed an orb of fire 56900 | Zot:5 | Killed an ancient lich 56906 | Zot:5 | Killed an ancient lich 57091 | Zot:5 | Reached skill level 21 in Fighting 57113 | Zot:5 | Got the Orb of Zot 57177 | Zot:4 | someoneawful: ooorb 57186 | Zot:3 | SirSamVimes: time to go to work, don't die 57255 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: later! 57257 | Zot:2 | Haifisch: bye! 57278 | Zot:2 | Noticed Kuiny the pandemonium lord 57502 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: poor weird runedoor vault 57519 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: never to be emptied 57752 | D:4 | Found a sacrificial altar of Ru. 57754 | D:4 | someoneawful: lol 57775 | D:4 | Noticed Gimputt the pandemonium lord 57778 | D:4 | someoneawful: gimputt... 57897 | D:$ | Escaped with the Orb! Vanquished Creatures 4 orbs of fire (Zot:5) Mennas (Vaults:4) 4 ancient liches A juggernaut (Depths:5) Sojobo (D:15) The ghost of SirSamVimes the Shatterer, a veteran OgSk of Dithmenos (Vaults:4) 3 curse toes Saint Roka (D:15) Frederick (Vaults:3) 2 caustic shrikes (Depths:4) A Killer Klown (Zot:5) Nikola (Depths:2) 4 golden dragons 4 bone dragons 3 electric golems Jorgrun (Snake:4) 15 tentacled monstrosities A titan (Depths:4) 4 liches 27 Orb Guardians Asterion (Depths:2) 2 quicksilver dragons 2 deep elf master archers (Elf:3) 2 Executioners 3 death cobs A deep elf blademaster (Elf:3) 10 tentacled starspawn 2 sphinxes An ancient champion (WizLab) 3 draconian monks Kirke (D:13) 4 tengu reavers Donald (Snake:2) 10 storm dragons 6 shadow dragons A revenant (Vaults:2) 2 iron dragons 12 vault wardens 5 fire giants 11 nagarajas 8 frost giants 11 deep elf sorcerers 8 draconian knights An orc warlord (Orc:2) A curse skull (Zot:2) A cacodemon (Abyss:3) 4 deep elf elementalists (Elf:3) 6 draconian scorchers Louise (D:15) Aizul (Swamp:4) 3 draconian shifters A reaper (Abyss:3) 13 ironheart preservers 14 stone giants 7 draconian stormcallers 4 spriggan defenders 3 vampire knights A ghoul (Vaults:4) 4 entropy weavers 6 draconian annihilators 5 deep elf demonologists 8 very ugly things 15 black draconians 17 green draconians 12 starcursed masses 8 deep elf annihilators 12 purple draconians 6 white draconians 12 red draconians 5 spark wasps 7 ettins An eidolon (Vaults:2) 11 yellow draconians 2 merfolk javelineers (Depths:2) 9 fire dragons 5 deep elf death magi A merfolk impaler (Depths:1) 18 yaktaur captains 7 deep elf high priests A green death (Depths:3) Harold (Lair:2) 5 rakshasas 13 ogre magi Fannar (Orc:1) 9 great orbs of eyes 11 ice dragons 22 hydras 4 spriggan air magi A hell beast (Depths:2) 3 death knights A monstrous demonspawn (Depths:3) A merfolk avatar (Lair:6) 3 anacondas A ghost crab (Swamp:3) 13 naga warriors 7 centaur warriors 15 dancing weapons 2 satyrs (Abyss:3) 38 two-headed ogres 15 deep troll shamans 12 alligators 3 tengu warriors 7 thrashing horrors 6 death yaks (Lair:5) 8 deep troll earth magi A spriggan berserker (Depths:5) 17 large abominations 4 orc high priests (Orc:2) A vampire mage (Depths:1) 3 sun demons 2 soul eaters 3 shock serpents 12 naga sharpshooters 9 wretched stars 3 hell knights (Depths:4) 20 deep elf knights 11 skeletal warriors A sea snake (Lair:6) 2 sixfirhies 5 iron trolls A death drake (shapeshifter) (Depths:4) 3 unseen horrors 3 spriggan druids 4 glowing orange brains 7 flayed ghosts An orange crystal statue (Zot:2) A sea snake (shapeshifter) (Depths:4) 2 shambling mangroves 13 naga ritualists 7 swamp dragons (Swamp:4) 6 wizards 28 deep trolls A necromancer (Vaults:4) A swamp dragon (shapeshifter) (Vaults:1) 26 deep elf archers 11 ironbrand convokers A lindwurm (shapeshifter) (Vaults:4) 11 orc knights 3 phantasmal warriors 72 deep elf magi 3 harpies (Lair:6) 3 oklob plants (Zot:2) A fire giant zombie (Abyss:1) 5 wolf spiders 4 cyclopes A mana viper (shapeshifter) (Abyss:3) A statue (Abyss:3) A manticore (D:14) A salamander (shapeshifter) (Vaults:4) 3 orc sorcerers 4 mana vipers 12 ugly things 8 worldbinders 11 salamanders A guardian serpent (Snake:1) 24 moths of wrath A guardian serpent (shapeshifter) (Vaults:1) 4 centaur zombies 3 apocalypse crabs A shock serpent zombie (Abyss:3) Maurice (Orc:2) 35 black mambas 22 naga magi 14 vault sentinels An elephant (shapeshifter) (D:14) 4 elephants (Lair:5) An orange demon (Depths:1) 2 gargoyles (D:13) 2 ice statues (IceCv) 3 centaur skeletons 5 spectral swamp worms (Depths:5) 14 spiny frogs 11 smoke demons 5 komodo dragons 6 rime drakes 70 yaktaurs 3 kobold demonologists (D:11) 8 freezing wraiths A queen bee (Lair:5) 3 hellwings 4 ancient zymes 3 ice devils A red devil (Depths:2) 7 trolls A jumping spider (Vaults:1) 2 tengu conjurers 7 polar bears 12 hornets 6 tyrant leeches 2 meliai (shapeshifter) 3 meliai (Lair:5) A tengu simulacrum (Vaults:3) A wind drake (shapeshifter) (Elf:2) 6 bog bodies 19 blink frogs 3 boulder beetles 14 raiju 5 hippogriffs 24 slime creatures Prince Ribbit (D:5) 3 flying skulls (Depths:2) 9 shadows 3 vampires (WizLab) A tarantella (Vaults:1) A spriggan (shapeshifter) (Vaults:2) 6 spriggans 3 air elementals A human (D:6) 3 neqoxecs 9 wraiths 56 yaks 6 ynoxinuls A human (shapeshifter) (Depths:1) 23 redbacks 5 wyverns A basilisk (shapeshifter) (D:15) A hog (D:13) 20 water elementals 2 hungry ghosts 4 fire elementals A human simulacrum (Vaults:3) 4 basilisks 7 wargs A steam dragon (D:11) Menkaure (D:4) 5 vampire mosquitoes A harpy simulacrum (Abyss:3) A two-headed ogre zombie (WizLab) 15 insubstantial wisps 20 water moccasins 36 nagas 3 soldier ants 16 swamp worms A hell hound (Abyss:1) 13 swamp drakes 7 porcupines 7 sky beasts 2 hornet zombies 3 eyes of draining 44 orc warriors 18 ice beasts 5 black bears A necrophage (D:13) 32 ogres 2 boggarts (Depths:2) 10 centaurs 19 wolves An elf simulacrum (Vaults:1) 17 crocodiles 8 big kobolds 5 earth elementals 12 bullfrogs A gnoll sergeant (D:8) 13 small abominations A water moccasin zombie (D:6) 5 troll zombies (WizLab) 2 scorpions 27 killer bees A water moccasin skeleton (D:7) A howler monkey (D:8) 15 wights 3 electric eels 9 crimson imps 3 bullfrog zombies 6 quasits 9 jellies 7 hounds 41 orc priests 3 bullfrog skeletons Natasha (thrice) (D:2) 6 iguanas 2 lightning spires (Zot:2) 25 orc wizards 13 worker ants A killer bee zombie (D:8) 8 sheep (Lair:6) 6 ogre zombies (WizLab) A hound zombie (D:6) 2 howler monkey zombies Robin (D:3) 16 gnolls A howler monkey skeleton (D:6) 19 adders 3 shadow imps 2 ufetubi 5 adder skeletons 3 worms 3 dart slugs (D:1) 3 leopard geckos 82 orcs 6 bats 3 giant cockroaches 17 goblins 11 hobgoblins 4 jackals (D:11) 39 kobolds 7 quokkas A ball python (Lair:3) 2 frilled lizards A giant cockroach zombie (D:5) A jackal skeleton (D:2) A leopard gecko zombie (D:7) A quokka skeleton (D:4) 5 rats 6 fungi A lurking horror (Abyss:3) 3 plants 12 starspawn tentacles 2292 creatures vanquished. Vanquished Creatures (others) A golden dragon (Zot:3) 3 moths of wrath (Zot:5) A neqoxec (Abyss:3) A human (D:13) An orc warrior (Depths:1) 6 bushes (Lair:1) 18 fungi A lurking horror (Abyss:3) 26 plants 164 spectral weapons 14 starspawn tentacles 236 creatures vanquished. Grand Total: 2528 creatures vanquished Vault maps used: D:1: dpeg_arrival_houses_and_road D:2: uniq_natasha D:3: old_standard_altar, grunt_gozag_statues, uniq_robin D:4: overflow_temple_1_default, nicolae_overflow_hidden_temple, serial_shops, shop, uniq_menkaure D:5: first_ration, lemuel_tele_altar, uniq_prince_ribbit1 D:6: nicolae_whirlpool, serial_shops, shop_statue, dk_yredelemnul_ordeal D:7: temple_hall D:8: jiyva_altar_1, grunt_lair_entry_orc_guard_hut D:9: nicolae_overflow_crystal_walls, amethyst_killhole D:10: serial_shops, kennysheep_mini_moat D:11: grunt_tengu_nest D:12: orc_0_dummy D:13: david_vaults_1, hangedman_decor_clover_reticule, uniq_kirke D:14: roderic_lattice_octagonal_star, serial_shops, shop, serial_curves, eino_curves_01, eino_curves_02, eino_curves_01, kennysheep_crisscross, minivault_5 D:15: grunt_enter_depths_hoard, basic_altar, nicolae_trove_entry_diagonal, grunt_dithmenos_shadows, serial_shops, shop, eino_tiny_chamber, uniq_louise Lair:1: grunt_forest_large_clearing_hut Lair:2: nicolae_swamp_entry_splash_gauntlet, uniq_harold Lair:3: minmay_snake_entry_six_corridors, portal_ice_cave_demonic_guard, infiniplex_staircase_pool_2 Lair:4: minmay_lair_oklob_bushes, grunt_megastairs_2 Lair:5: minmay_slime_entry_oklob_open, special_room, eino_small_chamber_without_monster, forest_entry_grove, grunt_megastairs_5, serial_bayou_shore_b Lair:6: gammafunk_lair_ancient_temple Swamp:1: cheibrodos_swamp_monstrosity, evilmike_swamp_ruin_house_5 Swamp:2: nicolae_swamp_trees_clearing Swamp:3: nicolae_swamp_fairy_circle Swamp:4: swamp, infiniplex_staircase_pool, uniq_aizul Snake:2: spider_trap, uniq_donald Snake:4: snake_pit, serial_shops, shop, uniq_jorgrun Orc:1: uniq_fannar Orc:2: st_orc_mages, uniq_maurice Elf:1: eino_elf_arrival_the_gate, serial_shops, bzr_entry_water, shop, shop, shop, nicolae_shop_window_shopping, minmay_elf_demonology, spider_trap Elf:2: minivault_4, basic_stair_grate_trap Elf:3: minmay_elf_hall_curves, spider_trap Vaults:1: ontoclasm_vaults_loading_screen, nicolae_vaults_network_star, nicolae_vaults_little_squares_2, hangedman_vaults_stagger, vaults_mumra_hexcomb, vaults_dpeg_doors, hangedman_vaults_restitches, st_lines, nicolae_vaults_little_squares_5, vaults_mumra_chevron, vaults_room_corners, hangedman_vaults_locks, vaults_room_pools, serial_ice_g, serial_shops, shop Vaults:2: nicolae_vaults_twisting_passages, hangedman_vaults_trim, hangedman_vaults_nodes, ontoclasm_vaults_gateway, nicolae_vaults_little_squares_3, nicolae_vaults_ring_of_whatevers, minmay_crypt_entry_simple_box, nicolae_vaults_angled_halls, nicolae_vaults_diagonal_hallway_8, v_misc_31 Vaults:3: v_misc_8, vaults_mumra_hex, v_misc_19, v_rooms_4, hangedman_vaults_slice, ontoclasm_vaults_idyll, v_misc_19, nicolae_vaults_mini_display_case, vaults_room_door_ring, v_alt_pattern_3, nicolae_vaults_fighting_squares, nicolae_vaults_little_squares_5, v_misc_8, serial_shops, nicolae_shop_temple_entry_statues_fountains, uniq_mennas, uniq_frederick Vaults:4: ontoclasm_vaults_idyll, v_misc_17, vaults_dpeg_hooks, nicolae_vaults_know_your_exits, grunt_vaults_diagonal, nicolae_vaults_little_ls, v_misc_1, vaults_room_grunt_arrival_ludios, v_misc_24, nicolae_vaults_three_branches Depths:1: hell_entry, lightli_giant_bouncers, uniq_saint_roka, uniq_sojobo Depths:2: minmay_broken_ring, grunt_mini_vestibule, abyss_entry, infiniplex_enter_wizlab_spiral, hangedman_research_convocations, minmay_staircase_windowed_large, uniq_asterion, uniq_nikola Depths:3: kennysheep_cluttered_fort, grunt_pan_entry_sceptre, hell_entry, corexii_leaking_fountain, minmay_staircase_bubble Depths:4: nooodl_heptagram, patterned_corridor, hell_entry, abyss_entry_small_statue_room, argonaut_fire_from_heaven, infiniplex_staircase_spiral Depths:5: grunt_zot_entry_bicorn, enter_ziggurat_b, marbit_kobold_abyss_entry, hangedman_abyss_or_decor_stabs, pf_hell_entry_tar_river, hangedman_abyss_or_decor_jellyfish_corner Zot:2: evilmike_crystal_ball_defense Zot:3: st_stairs_11, grunt_megastairs_3 Abyss:3: evilmike_abyss_exit_14, evilmike_abyss_exit_smiterflies Bazaar: bazaar_jpeg_oval Trove: trove_armour_1 IceCv: ice_cave_small_dragons WizLab: wizlab_zonguldrok Table legend: A = Turns spent in this place as a percentage of turns spent in the entire game. B = Non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in the entire game. C = Inter-level travel turns spent in this place as a percentage of turns spent in this place. D = Turns resting spent in this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place. E = Turns spent auto-exploring this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place. F = Non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place divided by the number of levels of this place that you've seen. A B C D E F +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+---------------------- Total | 100.0 | 100.0 | 9.3 | 19.3 | 46.8 | 954.5 Dungeon | 25.3 | 24.5 | 12.2 | 21.3 | 52.5 | 858.7 Lair | 11.4 | 11.4 | 9.0 | 25.4 | 49.5 | 1000.5 Swamp | 6.2 | 6.3 | 6.6 | 20.6 | 51.5 | 832.0 Snake Pit | 8.2 | 8.7 | 4.3 | 20.7 | 50.5 | 1135.8 Orcish Mines | 2.8 | 2.7 | 13.3 | 8.7 | 58.8 | 698.5 Elven Halls | 6.2 | 6.4 | 5.8 | 17.6 | 37.3 | 1128.7 Vaults | 11.0 | 10.5 | 13.5 | 18.1 | 46.4 | 1377.8 Depths | 12.5 | 11.8 | 14.4 | 11.1 | 54.0 | 1235.4 Zot | 11.2 | 11.8 | 4.0 | 23.9 | 43.0 | 1240.8 Abyss | 3.8 | 4.2 | 0.0 | 8.0 | 0.0 | 738.0 Bazaar | 0.1 | 0.1 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 48.4 | 31.0 Trove | 0.1 | 0.2 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 86.0 Ice Cave | 0.7 | 0.8 | 0.0 | 23.1 | 31.5 | 425.0 Wizlab | 0.5 | 0.6 | 0.0 | 17.6 | 7.3 | 313.0 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+---------------------- Action | 1- 3 | 4- 6 | 7- 9 | 10-12 | 13-15 | 16-18 | 19-21 | 22-24 | 25-27 || total -------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------++------- Melee: Mace | 107 | 84 | | | | | | | || 191 Whip | 4 | | | | | | | | || 4 Rapier | | 52 | 173 | 338 | 835 | 1029 | 1046 | 1265 | 1027 || 5765 Kick | | | 17 | 102 | 198 | 350 | 361 | 37 | || 1065 Eudemon blade | | | | | | | 8 | | || 8 Broad axe | | | | | | | | 36 | 324 || 360 Throw: Large rock | | | | | | | | 18 | 145 || 163 Cast: Song of Slaying | | | | 1 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 7 || 21 Regeneration | | | | 1 | 2 | 5 | 1 | | 5 || 14 Spectral Weapon | | | | 1 | 2 | 5 | 1 | | 4 || 13 Repel Missiles | | | | | 3 | 5 | 1 | | 5 || 14 Blink | | | | | | | | 1 | || 1 Apportation | | | | | | | | | 2 || 2 Invok: Line Pass | | | | | | | 1 | | 1 || 2 Evoke: Wand | | | 1 | 2 | 10 | 8 | 10 | 3 | 17 || 51 Box of beasts | | | | | | | | | 1 || 1 Use: Scroll | 5 | 4 | 4 | 11 | 17 | 7 | 13 | 11 | 13 || 85 Potion | | | | 5 | 5 | 2 | 8 | 6 | 11 || 37 Stab: Sleeping | | 2 | 1 | | | | | | || 3 Paralysed | | | 6 | 25 | 61 | 67 | 93 | 86 | 93 || 431 Distracted | | | | | 5 | 5 | 7 | 15 | 14 || 46 Confused | | | | | | | | 1 | || 1 Eat: Chunk | 2 | 7 | 19 | 8 | 31 | 17 | 30 | 35 | || 149 Ration | | | | 3 | 7 | 9 | 3 | 5 | 21 || 48 Armor: Robe | 69 | 62 | 42 | 47 | 50 | | | | || 270 Troll leather arm | | | | | 92 | 96 | | | || 188 Swamp dragon scal | | | | | | 26 | 10 | | || 36 Fire dragon scale | | | | | | | 174 | 392 | 167 || 733 Gold dragon scale | | | | | | | | | 359 || 359 Dodge: Dodged | 68 | 76 | 80 | 145 | 400 | 299 | 265 | 433 | 302 || 2068 Deflected | | | | | 4 | 58 | 54 | 34 | 21 || 171 Block: Other | | | 1 | 13 | 7 | | | | || 21 Reflection | | | 1 | | | 3 | | | || 4 Shield | | | | | | 330 | 258 | 380 | 389 || 1357 Rpst.: Eudemon blade | | | | | | | 1 | | || 1