Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup version 0.22-a0-830-gd36033f534 (webtiles) character file. 1752669 someoneawful the Messiah (level 27, 246/246 HPs) Began as a Hill Orc Archaeologist on Apr 30, 2019. Was the Champion of Beogh. Escaped with the Orb ... and 3 runes on May 7, 2019! The game lasted 07:35:12 (73575 turns). someoneawful the Messiah (Hill Orc Archaeologist) Turns: 73575, Time: 07:35:12 Health: 246/246 AC: 43 Str: 33 XL: 27 Magic: 32/32 EV: 16 Int: 17 God: Beogh [******] Gold: 4068 SH: 6 Dex: 11 Spells: 15/34 levels left rFire + . . SeeInvis + a - +9 executioner's axe (elec) rCold + + . Gourm . (shield currently unavailable) rNeg + . . Faith . D - +4 plate armour {MR+} rPois + Spirit . V - +2 helmet of the Jackalope {rElec rPois rF+ Str+4} rElec + Reflect + e - +2 ratskin cloak {+Rats rPois rN+ Str-1 Int-1 Dex+2} rCorr . Harm . k - +0 pair of gloves MR +++++ Rnd*Tele + M - +2 pair of boots of Lesatud {rC+} Stlth .......... X - +6 amulet of reflection HPRegen 1.51/turn h - ring of Qolaibb {rElec Str+4 SInv} MPRegen 0.23/turn E - ring of the Mage {Wiz MR++ Int+3} @: very slightly contaminated, regenerating, repel missiles A: walk on water, repulsion field 1, molten scales 1, thin metallic scales 1, cold resistance 1, shaggy fur 1, teleportitis 1, wild magic 1, MP-powered wands 0: Orb of Zot }: 3/15 runes: serpentine, barnacled, silver a: Release Permanent Buffs, Smiting, Recall Orcish Followers, Give Item to Named Follower, Resurrection, Renounce Religion, Evoke Ratskin You escaped. You worshipped Beogh. Beogh was exalted by your worship. You were not hungry. You visited 11 branches of the dungeon, and saw 53 of its levels. You visited the Abyss 1 time. You also visited: Ice Cave. You collected 8405 gold pieces. You spent 4337 gold pieces at shops. Inventory: Hand Weapons a - a +9 executioner's axe of electrocution (weapon) (You acquired it on level 1 of the Snake Pit) b - the +8 longbow "Zephyr" {speed, Dex+3 SInv} (You found it on level 3 of the Depths) Attacks with this weapon are significantly faster. It affects your dexterity (+3). It lets you see invisible. Missiles P - 1498 arrows Armour e - the +2 ratskin cloak (worn) {+Rats rPois rN+ Str-1 Int-1 Dex+2} It affects your strength (-1). It affects your intelligence (-1). It affects your dexterity (+2). It protects you from poison. It protects you from negative energy. k - a +0 pair of gloves (worn) D - a +4 plate armour of magic resistance (worn) (You took it off a death knight on level 2 of the Crypt) M - the +2 pair of boots of Lesatud (worn) {rC+} (You found it on level 12 of the Dungeon) It protects you from cold. V - the +2 helmet of the Jackalope (worn) {rElec rPois rF+ Str+4} (You found it on level 3 of the Elven Halls) It affects your strength (+4). It protects you from fire. It insulates you from electricity. It protects you from poison. Jewellery h - the ring of Qolaibb (left hand) {rElec Str+4 SInv} (You took it off a fire giant on level 2 of the Depths) [ring of see invisible] It affects your strength (+4). It insulates you from electricity. It lets you see invisible. r - an uncursed ring of flight s - an uncursed amulet of faith x - an uncursed ring of protection from fire E - the ring of the Mage (right hand) {Wiz MR++ Int+3} (You took it off a deep elf mage on level 5 of the Vaults) [ring of wizardry] It improves your spell success rate. It affects your intelligence (+3). It affects your resistance to hostile enchantments. K - an uncursed amulet of harm {unknown} U - the ring "Abytethisu" {rC+ rN+ Dex+2 Stlth-} (You took it off a frost giant on level 1 of the Vaults) [ring of positive energy] It affects your dexterity (+2). It protects you from cold. It protects you from negative energy. It makes you less stealthy. X - a +6 amulet of reflection (around neck) Wands g - a wand of paralysis (27) i - a wand of acid (14) m - a wand of scattershot (17) o - a wand of iceblast (70) F - a wand of hasting (12) S - a wand of disintegration (55) W - a wand of digging (36) Scrolls c - 5 scrolls of recharging d - 6 scrolls of blinking w - 4 scrolls of fear z - 17 scrolls of remove curse A - 10 scrolls of fog B - 25 scrolls of teleportation C - 4 scrolls of magic mapping J - 3 scrolls of silence O - a scroll of enchant armour Y - a scroll of brand weapon Potions j - a potion of berserk rage l - 8 potions of magic p - 22 potions of curing q - 9 potions of heal wounds t - 4 potions of agility u - 2 potions of haste v - a potion of resistance G - 5 potions of invisibility H - 3 potions of cancellation R - 9 potions of restore abilities Miscellaneous y - a lamp of fire I - a harp of healing L - 2 sacks of spiders N - a shard of Zot T - a box of beasts Comestibles f - 71 rations Skills: - Level 20.0 Fighting - Level 26.0 Axes - Level 20.4 Bows - Level 6.9 Throwing - Level 23.2 Armour - Level 10.0 Dodging - Level 2.4 Stealth - Level 4.0 Spellcasting - Level 12.0 Hexes - Level 6.0 Charms - Level 6.0 Necromancy - Level 6.0 Translocations - Level 10.0 Air Magic O Level 27 Invocations + Level 17.0 Evocations You had 15 spell levels left. You knew the following spells: Your Spells Type Power Failure Level Hunger b - Apportation Tloc ####.. 2% 1 None d - Portal Projectile Hex/Tloc #####. 2% 3 ###.... C - Spectral Weapon Hex/Chrm #####... 2% 3 ###.... O - Silence Hex/Air ######.... 9% 5 ######. P - Blink Tloc N/A 4% 2 ##..... X - Regeneration Chrm/Necr ####...... 7% 3 ###.... Z - Repel Missiles Chrm/Air #####. 1% 2 ##..... Your spell library contained the following spells: Spells Type Power Failure Level Hunger Cause Fear Hex ######.... 2% 4 ####... Magic Dart Conj #... 24% 1 None Fireball Conj/Fire #......... 99% 5 ######. Conjure Flame Conj/Fire #....... 54% 3 ###.... Bolt of Fire Conj/Fire #......... 100% 6 ####### Lightning Bolt Conj/Air ####...... 58% 5 ######. Bolt of Magma Conj/Fire/Erth #......... 99% 5 ######. Slow Hex ######.. 1% 2 ##..... Haste Chrm ####.... 100% 9 ####### Confuse Hex ######.. 1% 3 ###.... Throw Flame Conj/Fire #..... 34% 2 ##..... Throw Frost Conj/Ice #..... 34% 2 ##..... Controlled Blink Tloc N/A 100% 8 ####### Freezing Cloud Conj/Ice/Air ###....... 100% 6 ####### Mephitic Cloud Conj/Pois/Air ###..... 21% 3 ###.... Ring of Flames Chrm/Fire ###....... 100% 7 ####### Venom Bolt Conj/Pois #......... 99% 5 ######. Olgreb's Toxic Radiance Pois #....... 89% 4 ####... Death's Door Chrm/Necr ####...... 100% 8 ####### Summon Small Mammal Summ #... 24% 1 None Poisonous Cloud Conj/Pois/Air ###....... 82% 5 ######. Animate Dead Necr N/A 21% 4 ####... Control Undead Necr ####...... 21% 4 ####... Animate Skeleton Necr N/A 2% 1 None Haunt Necr/Summ ###....... 100% 7 ####### Borgnjor's Revivificati Necr ####...... 100% 8 ####### Freeze Ice #... 24% 1 None Sticky Flame Conj/Fire #....... 89% 4 ####... Summon Ice Beast Ice/Summ #....... 89% 4 ####... Ozocubu's Armour Chrm/Ice ###..... 21% 3 ###.... Call Imp Summ #....... 34% 2 ##..... Sting Conj/Pois #... 24% 1 None Summon Demon Summ #......... 99% 5 ######. Iron Shot Conj/Erth #......... 100% 6 ####### Stone Arrow Conj/Erth #..... 54% 3 ###.... Shock Conj/Air #### 4% 1 None Swiftness Chrm/Air #####... 1% 2 ##..... Recall Summ/Tloc N/A 21% 3 ###.... Spider Form Tmut/Pois #......... 54% 3 ###.... Blade Hands Tmut #......... 99% 5 ######. Statue Form Tmut/Erth #........ 100% 6 ####### Ice Form Ice/Tmut #....... 89% 4 ####... Necromutation Tmut/Necr ###....... 100% 8 ####### Death Channel Necr ####...... 94% 6 ####### Deflect Missiles Chrm/Air #####..... 75% 6 ####### Throw Icicle Conj/Ice #....... 89% 4 ####... Airstrike Air #####..... 4% 4 ####... Shadow Creatures Summ N/A 100% 6 ####### Confusing Touch Hex ###### 1% 1 None Flame Tongue Conj/Fire #.... 24% 1 None Passwall Tmut/Erth #....... 34% 2 ##..... Ignite Poison Fire/Tmut/Pois #....... 54% 3 ###.... Sticks to Snakes Tmut #....... 34% 2 ##..... Call Canine Familiar Summ #....... 54% 3 ###.... Metabolic Englaciation Hex/Ice ####...... 47% 5 ######. Summon Butterflies Summ #....... 24% 1 None Shatter Erth #......... 100% 9 ####### Dispersal Tloc ####...... 94% 6 ####### Static Discharge Conj/Air ####.... 11% 3 ###.... Corona Hex ######. 1% 1 None Alistair's Intoxication Tmut/Pois #....... 99% 5 ######. Lee's Rapid Deconstruct Erth #......... 99% 5 ######. Sandblast Erth #..... 24% 1 None Simulacrum Ice/Necr ###....... 100% 6 ####### Conjure Ball Lightning Conj/Air ####...... 98% 6 ####### Excruciating Wounds Chrm/Necr ####...... 47% 5 ######. Petrify Tmut/Erth #....... 89% 4 ####... Orb of Destruction Conj #......... 100% 7 ####### Tornado Air #####..... 100% 9 ####### Leda's Liquefaction Hex/Erth ####...... 21% 4 ####... Summon Hydra Summ #......... 100% 7 ####### Inner Flame Hex/Fire ####.... 7% 3 ###.... Aura of Abjuration Summ #......... 99% 5 ######. Beastly Appendage Tmut #..... 24% 1 None Disjunction Tloc ####...... 100% 8 ####### Iskenderun's Battlesphe Conj/Chrm ###..... 85% 5 ######. Fulminant Prism Conj/Hex ####...... 21% 4 ####... Dazzling Spray Conj/Hex ####.. 7% 3 ###.... Force Lance Conj/Tloc ###..... 52% 4 ####... Infusion Chrm #### 2% 1 None Searing Ray Conj #..... 34% 2 ##..... Discord Hex ######.... 100% 8 ####### Virulence Hex/Pois ####.... 21% 4 ####... Summon Forest Summ/Tloc ###....... 85% 5 ######. Dragon's Call Summ #......... 100% 9 ####### Spellforged Servitor Conj/Summ #......... 100% 7 ####### Summon Mana Viper Hex/Summ ####.... 47% 5 ######. Cigotuvi's Embrace Necr ####...... 47% 5 ######. Singularity Tloc ####...... 100% 9 ####### Gell's Gravitas Tloc ####...... 7% 3 ###.... Yara's Violent Unravell Hex/Tmut ####...... 47% 5 ######. Infestation Necr ####...... 100% 8 ####### Poisonous Vapours Pois/Air ####.. 6% 2 ##..... Ignition Fire #......... 100% 8 ####### Borgnjor's Vile Clutch Necr/Erth ###....... 85% 5 ######. Phase Shift Tloc ####...... 47% 5 ######. Blade of Disaster Conj/Chrm ###....... 100% 6 ####### Dungeon Overview and Level Annotations Branches: Dungeon (15/15) Temple (1/1) D:4 Lair (6/6) D:11 Shoals (4/4) Lair:4 Snake (4/4) Lair:4 Slime (0/5) Lair:5 Orc (2/2) D:11 Elf (3/3) Orc:2 Vaults (5/5) D:14 Crypt (3/3) Vaults:3 Tomb (0/3) Crypt:3 Depths (5/5) D:15 Zot (5/5) Depths:5 Altars: Ashenzari Cheibriados Dithmenos Elyvilon Fedhas Gozag Hepliaklqana Jiyva Kikubaaqudgha Makhleb Nemelex Xobeh Okawaru Qazlal Ru Sif Muna Trog Uskayaw Vehumet Wu Jian Xom Yredelemnul Zin The Shining One Beogh Shops: D:5 !(:! D:7 % D:11 =([* Orc:2 ?}=(}??! Elf:1 }} Elf:3 ( Snake:1 !% Snake:3 * Vaults:3 [ Vaults:4 ( Depths:3 *= Depths:4 %}=} Depths:5 ? Portals: Hell: Depths:1 Depths:2 Depths:3 Depths:4 Depths:5 Abyss: Depths:3 Pandemonium: Depths:3 Ziggurat: Depths:1 Annotations: D:4 Dowan, Duvessa D:8 exclusion: door Lair:6 2 runed doors, exclusion: 2 oklob plants Shoals:3 exclusion: door Elf:2 5 runed doors Zot:5 Saint Roka Innate Abilities, Weirdness & Mutations You are magically regenerating. You are manifesting your weapon's spirit. You are repelling missles You can walk on water. You are surrounded by a mild repulsion field. (EV +2) You are partially covered in molten scales. (AC +2) You are partially covered in thin metallic scales. (AC +2) Your flesh is cold resistant. (rC+) You are covered in fur. (AC +1) You are occasionally teleported next to monsters. Your spells are a little harder to cast, but a little more powerful. You expend magic power (3 MP) to strengthen your wands. Message History Your orc knight is recalled. Ortolf is recalled. Your orc priest is recalled. Your orc wizard is recalled. Your orc wizard is recalled. x2 Your orc warrior is recalled. Your orc wizard is recalled. x2 Your orc is recalled. x2 Your orc is recalled. Your orc wizard is recalled. Your orc priest is recalled. Your orc warrior is recalled. Your orc wizard is recalled. Your orc warrior is recalled. Your orc warrior is recalled. Your orc wizard is recalled. Your orc is recalled. Your orc warrior is recalled. Your orc warrior is recalled. x3 You are feeling very hungry. You eat one of the 72 rations. Mmm... Peppers pizza. Your orc is recalled. Your orc priest is recalled. Your orc is recalled. You finish recalling your allies. Enter note: orc Enter note: party You can't go down here! You have escaped! ##++###''## #.# #.........# #.# #...ooooo.# #.# #ooooooooo# #.# #ooooooooo# #.###### #ooooooooo# #......# #ooooooooo# ######.. #ooooooooo# ### #oooo@oooo# ########### You could see a friendly orc warlord, the friendly Arbeogh the orc warlord, the friendly Bogwik the orc warlord, the friendly Ugbert the orc warlord, the friendly Worak the orc warlord, 8 friendly orc knights, the friendly Hilgar the orc knight, the friendly Norbak the orc knight, a friendly orc high priest, 21 friendly orc warriors, the friendly Alork the orc warrior, the friendly Harm the orc warrior, 3 friendly orc priests, 8 friendly orc wizards, the friendly Ortolf the orc wizard and 7 friendly orcs. Notes Turn | Place | Note -------+----------+------------------------------------------- 0 | D:1 | someoneawful the Hill Orc Archaeologist began the quest for the Orb. 0 | D:1 | Reached XP level 1. HP: 16/16 MP: 1/1 0 | D:1 | Haifisch: https://i.imgur.com/UP2eQk4.jpg :| :| :| 0 | D:1 | Haifisch: BAKE IT LIKE A MAN(co-written by a woman) 0 | D:1 | someoneawful: lol what the fuck 0 | D:1 | someoneawful: dear everyone: stop gendering food, and cooking 73 | D:1 | Haifisch: https://imgur.com/b7RsrCU too late 83 | D:1 | Reached skill level 1 in Armour 83 | D:1 | Reached XP level 2. HP: 13/24 MP: 2/2 211 | D:1 | someoneawful: thanks i hate it 393 | D:1 | Haifisch: https://i.imgur.com/EpEW9di.jpg 481 | D:1 | Haifisch: Smile You 681 | D:1 | Haifisch: even decorative objects are telling women to smile more, smdh 681 | D:1 | someoneawful: "Dink"? 895 | D:2 | Haifisch: I thought it said Bink 909 | D:2 | Haifisch: idk 909 | D:2 | someoneawful: does that really make more sense??? 925 | D:2 | Reached XP level 3. HP: 30/30 MP: 3/3 926 | D:2 | someoneawful: ew 926 | D:2 | someoneawful: armor 1044 | D:1 | Haifisch: don't die imo 1047 | D:1 | Haifisch: even if you did get armor 1328 | D:2 | someoneawful: i lived. 1328 | D:2 | Haifisch: clearly you should pick up the rocks and become the enemy throwing them ineffectively 1332 | D:2 | someoneawful: they're actually pretty good as a throwing weapon 1332 | D:2 | someoneawful: they removed darts and made them equivalent to darts sometime in the old old days 1403 | D:2 | Reached skill level 1 in Axes 1408 | D:2 | someoneawful: but i'm still not going to do that 1552 | D:2 | Haifisch: https://i.redd.it/17eomhkczwt21.jpg TOUGH HANDS 1556 | D:2 | Haifisch: (for her) 1556 | D:2 | Haifisch: (not making a full fist because delicate lady) 1556 | D:2 | someoneawful: lol @ the carefully displaying the perfectly manicured nails 1936 | D:3 | Reached XP level 4. HP: 37/37 MP: 4/4 2025 | D:3 | Noticed Sigmund 2053 | D:2 | Haifisch: https://i.redd.it/ouhgtcsw1ut21.jpg SEXCEREAL 2287 | D:3 | Haifisch: women get 2 more food ingredients, rude 2294 | D:3 | someoneawful: well you know how high maintenance women are 2370 | D:3 | Haifisch: lmao the comments 2384 | D:3 | Haifisch: "Mods, please ban food posts. Men have different dietary needs as compared to women, and the difference is stated there on the packaging as well. Unless it’s the exact same food with exact same ingredients and minerals that is gendered, please ban all posts about food." 2388 | D:3 | Haifisch: mod: "No. Men, surprisingly, can eat cranberries, it's even good for them." 2388 | D:3 | someoneawful: lmfao 2616 | D:3 | Noticed Jessica 2625 | D:3 | Haifisch: the 'different dietary needs' are basically 'uterus-havers need more iron to replace what they lose through menstruation" 2628 | D:3 | Killed Jessica 2628 | D:3 | Reached XP level 5. HP: 44/45 MP: 5/5 2629 | D:3 | Haifisch: tbh 2642 | D:3 | someoneawful: yeah 2675 | D:3 | Haifisch: imagine a world where you went to a restaurant and there were separate men's and women's menus because the needs are just TOO DIFFERENT 2676 | D:3 | someoneawful: i feel like this has to be a thing. 2676 | D:3 | someoneawful: that has been done. 2699 | D:3 | Haifisch: you: *looks at menus, sweats nervously* 2712 | D:3 | someoneawful: lmao 2712 | D:3 | someoneawful: basically! 2862 | D:4 | Found a sparkling altar of Nemelex Xobeh. 2885 | D:4 | Found a staircase to the Ecumenical Temple. 2894 | Temple | Entered the Ecumenical Temple 2981 | Temple | Haifisch: weird slanty temple 2981 | Temple | someoneawful: crap temple 2981 | Temple | Haifisch: god plan: ??? 2981 | Temple | someoneawful: i was gonna go oka but he's not here so 2981 | Temple | Haifisch: comedy elyvilon option 2981 | Temple | someoneawful: ewwwww. 2981 | Temple | someoneawful: f it i'll still hold out for oka 3018 | Temple | Haifisch: "Don't trust this mod. I drunk cranberry juice once and now i'm bi. Don't fall for it, it's all part of the gay agenda." 3057 | D:4 | someoneawful: duly noted 3057 | D:4 | Haifisch: "Your lucky you only drank once. I accidentally drank cranberry juice three times, and now I'm trans. Make sure all you men avoid it, before it's too late." 3057 | D:4 | someoneawful: lmao 3057 | D:4 | Haifisch: so we need to spike the drinking water with cranberry juice, got it 3118 | D:4 | Noticed Duvessa 3118 | D:4 | Noticed Dowan 3119 | D:4 | Haifisch: as a bonus everyone will have better urinary tract health 3169 | D:4 | Haifisch: duvessa: tougher than dowan, apparently 3601 | D:4 | Reached skill level 5 in Armour 3615 | D:4 | Reached XP level 6. HP: 31/52 MP: 6/6 3823 | D:4 | someoneawful: dang it duvessa 3823 | D:4 | someoneawful: go away 3824 | D:4 | Haifisch: duvessa going fast 3826 | D:4 | Haifisch: also immolated now 3826 | D:4 | Haifisch: good job 3829 | D:4 | Haifisch: style points if you blow up duvessa and it takes dowan with her 3830 | D:4 | Haifisch: um 3842 | D:4 | Haifisch: well. 4116 | D:3 | Haifisch: at least she won't follow up stairs 4184 | D:4 | someoneawful: beogh 4184 | D:4 | Haifisch: you could. 4184 | D:4 | Haifisch: it'd be Different. 4184 | D:4 | Became a worshipper of Beogh the Brigand 4371 | D:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Dungeon 4371 | D:5 | Found Giuvu's Weapon Shop. 4374 | D:5 | Found Paqotsar's Distillery. 4374 | D:5 | Found Satig's Distillery. 4377 | D:5 | Found Zubuil's Book Shop. 4380 | D:5 | Haifisch: https://i.redd.it/9sgiofyxp1u21.jpg gah 4380 | D:5 | someoneawful: zealot sword 4380 | D:5 | Haifisch: zealor sword 4380 | D:5 | Haifisch: the sword formerly known as something unfortunate 4380 | D:5 | someoneawful: heh 4380 | D:5 | someoneawful: the zealot sword, a holy wrath double sword, AND a mace of "extremism", just what kind of person is this shop owner 4388 | D:5 | Haifisch: so many shops for d5 4392 | D:5 | Bought a potion of heal wounds for 60 gold pieces 4424 | D:5 | Noticed a phantom 4722 | D:5 | Noticed an ice beast 4728 | D:5 | Haifisch: https://i.redd.it/y2qkk6mv14u21.jpg 4750 | D:5 | someoneawful: GUN 4764 | D:5 | Killed an ice beast 4764 | D:5 | Reached skill level 1 in Invocations 5025 | D:5 | Reached skill level 5 in Axes 5029 | D:5 | Reached XP level 7. HP: 49/59 MP: 8/8 5094 | D:5 | Haifisch: gnoll, gnoll, gnoll 5426 | D:5 | Noticed Prince Ribbit 5458 | D:5 | Haifisch: don't die to frog royalty 5490 | D:3 | Haifisch: or dowan. 5755 | D:5 | someoneawful: there are clearly some problems. 5763 | D:6 | Reached skill level 2 in Invocations 5924 | D:6 | someoneawful: oh 5924 | D:6 | someoneawful: he fell in a shaft i guess? 5924 | D:6 | someoneawful: i'm not exactly happier to run into him here 5926 | D:6 | Noticed Sigmund 5926 | D:6 | Sigmund changed into Sigmund the iguana 5927 | D:6 | someoneawful: now he's a siguana. 5927 | D:6 | Haifisch: sigmund hisses menacingly 5939 | D:6 | Killed Sigmund the iguana 6050 | D:5 | Reached * piety under Beogh 6329 | D:6 | Haifisch: "beogh smites you" rude 6341 | D:6 | someoneawful: beogh is so mean. 6422 | D:6 | Haifisch: but he appreciates you killing a heretic priest 6562 | D:6 | Noticed Pikel 6562 | D:6 | Haifisch: 'heretic' just means 'they died so clearly not good enough' 6563 | D:6 | Haifisch: ... 6563 | D:6 | someoneawful: ...dammit pikel 6626 | D:5 | Found a radiant altar of Vehumet. 6626 | D:5 | Found an opulent altar of Gozag. 6626 | D:5 | Found an iron altar of Okawaru. 6793 | D:6 | Reached skill level 3 in Invocations 6796 | D:6 | Haifisch: https://i.redd.it/3omgkhupp2u21.jpg finally, a candle men are allowed to use. 6805 | D:6 | someoneawful: hey it's that thing 6805 | D:6 | someoneawful: ... "winter air" 6805 | D:6 | someoneawful: what the fuck 6805 | D:6 | someoneawful: 'air' isn't a scent 6805 | D:6 | Haifisch: a candle that magically makes the room colder :v 6805 | D:6 | Haifisch: cat: cuddling 6805 | D:6 | someoneawful: the 'scent' i associate with winter air is not being able to smell shit cause my nose is cold 6806 | D:6 | Haifisch: heh 6995 | D:6 | Noticed Eustachio 7008 | D:6 | Reached XP level 8. HP: 40/66 MP: 10/10 7260 | D:6 | Killed Eustachio 7344 | D:6 | Haifisch: should spam your own rats at 7344 | D:6 | Haifisch: oh 7344 | D:6 | Haifisch: nm 7350 | D:6 | Haifisch: imagine finding yiuf wearing the ratskin cloak 7350 | D:6 | someoneawful: woah 7478 | D:6 | Killed Pikel 7478 | D:6 | Reached skill level 5 in Invocations 7484 | D:6 | Haifisch: https://i.redd.it/nb1hwfgweou21.jpg ew 7484 | D:6 | Haifisch: came for the stupid gendered notebooks, stayed for "30 days to taming your tongue" 7484 | D:6 | someoneawful: oh man i didn't even notice that 7484 | D:6 | someoneawful: gross 7826 | D:6 | Reached XP level 9. HP: 37/71 MP: 13/13 7830 | D:6 | Gained mutation: You are weak. (Str -2) [mutagenic meat] 7831 | D:6 | Gained mutation: You possess an exceptional clarity of mind. [mutagenic meat] 7832 | D:6 | Gained mutation: Your body sometimes deteriorates upon taking damage. [mutagenic meat] 7833 | D:6 | Gained mutation: You have sharp toenails. [mutagenic meat] 7834 | D:6 | someoneawful: hm. 7834 | D:6 | someoneawful: thanks, i guess, purple 7986 | D:6 | Haifisch: heh 7990 | D:6 | Haifisch: oh 7993 | D:6 | Haifisch: good stair 7993 | D:6 | Reached skill level 6 in Invocations 8292 | D:6 | Reached skill level 10 in Axes 8405 | D:7 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4oafGnUUAA6iwZ?format=jpg&name=4096x4096 hmm. 8616 | D:6 | Haifisch: first of all, do we REALLY need to cram ads in even MORE spaces 8616 | D:6 | someoneawful: wow i hate it 8821 | D:7 | someoneawful: why 8821 | D:7 | someoneawful: do all the uniques keep falling down shafts 8821 | D:7 | Haifisch: they're making sure you get to see them again 8882 | D:7 | Haifisch: http://i.imgur.com/O8QdCvO.jpg Brose 8885 | D:7 | Learned a level 2 spell: Blink 8888 | D:7 | Learned a level 2 spell: Repel Missiles 8892 | D:7 | someoneawful: ahahahah that's horrible 8892 | D:7 | Haifisch: "Their website indicates that it’s called “brose” because it was made by three brothers, not because it’s intended for dudes" oh. 8892 | D:7 | Haifisch: still, awful name. 8892 | D:7 | someoneawful: absolutely. 8929 | D:7 | Killed Prince Ribbit 8929 | D:7 | Reached skill level 1 in Evocations 9003 | D:7 | Reached ** piety under Beogh 9012 | D:7 | Haifisch: bRosé: Cider rosé made by three bros right in the great state of Vermont. bRosé is hand crafted by co-fermenting blueberries and fresh local cider pressed at our Press House on Flynn Ave. bRosé is the embodiment of cooperation. Blueberry and apple, summer and fall, farmers and cider makers. Here’s to getting along. 9020 | D:7 | Haifisch: I hate the capitalisation 9026 | D:7 | Haifisch: also don't die plz. 9026 | D:7 | Reached skill level 7 in Invocations 9029 | D:7 | someoneawful: it's Fine 9265 | D:7 | Found Luvvul's Food Shop. 9417 | D:8 | Noticed eyebrow's ghost (novice MiAc) 9418 | D:8 | Haifisch: hey it's that guy who keeps silently spectating 9418 | D:8 | someoneawful: oh it has gyre and gimble 9418 | D:8 | someoneawful: heh 9699 | D:7 | Haifisch: want a zot 5 ghost in the orb chamber saying "the ORB doesn't exist" 9703 | D:8 | someoneawful: it's an illuuuuuusion 9710 | D:8 | someoneawful: ... 9710 | D:8 | someoneawful: IDA 9710 | D:8 | Haifisch: clearly a great idea 9737 | D:8 | Noticed Erica 9755 | D:8 | Killed Erica 10070 | D:8 | Reached skill level 8 in Invocations 10168 | D:8 | Reached XP level 10. HP: 78/78 MP: 14/16 10375 | D:8 | Found a blossoming altar of Fedhas. 10750 | D:8 | Killed eyebrow's ghost 10994 | D:8 | Found a deep blue altar of Sif Muna. 11110 | D:9 | Noticed a two-headed ogre 11113 | D:8 | Haifisch: twogre 11157 | D:8 | someoneawful: nope. 11237 | D:9 | Noticed a two-headed ogre 11238 | D:9 | someoneawful: oh 11238 | D:9 | someoneawful: great! 11246 | D:9 | Killed a two-headed ogre 11246 | D:9 | Reached skill level 9 in Invocations 11252 | D:9 | Found a sacrificial altar of Ru. 11269 | D:9 | Found a basalt altar of Yredelemnul. 11271 | D:9 | Haifisch: rats on tap: pretty handy 11274 | D:9 | someoneawful: at least they're cool rats with draining 11277 | D:9 | Gained mutation: Your spells are a little easier to cast, but a little less powerful. [mutagenic meat] 11279 | D:9 | Gained mutation: You are resistant to hostile enchantments. (MR+) [mutagenic meat] 11280 | D:9 | Lost mutation: You possess an exceptional clarity of mind. [mutagenic meat] 11281 | D:9 | Gained mutation: You have a pair of small horns on your head. [mutagenic meat] 11283 | D:9 | someoneawful: :I 11283 | D:9 | Haifisch: welp 11299 | D:9 | Reached skill level 5 in Evocations 11537 | D:9 | Killed a two-headed ogre 11675 | D:9 | Haifisch: I was about to say 'imagine a unique that just swarmed you with rats' but that's just Eustachio 11682 | D:9 | Reached XP level 11. HP: 84/84 MP: 12/18 11804 | D:9 | Reached *** piety under Beogh 11804 | D:9 | Reached skill level 10 in Invocations 11985 | D:9 | someoneawful: ahaha 11985 | D:9 | someoneawful: to be fair he has imps also. 12092 | D:9 | Haifisch: true 12092 | D:9 | someoneawful: eustachio is literally just a human summoner who picked up a rapier and maybe a wand 12134 | D:9 | Found a hazy altar of Hepliaklqana. 12138 | D:9 | Haifisch: and a mustache 12162 | D:9 | someoneawful: that too. 12162 | D:9 | Haifisch: cat: sulking because I won't let him shed near my ice cream 12162 | D:9 | someoneawful: heh 12162 | D:9 | someoneawful: reasonable, imo 12162 | D:9 | Haifisch: sorry cake, cheesecake oreo is too good to be shed in 12162 | D:9 | someoneawful: big circle in the middle of the dungeon: MYSTERIOUS 12162 | D:9 | someoneawful: woah that does sound good 12162 | D:9 | Haifisch: it is! 12163 | D:10 | Entered Level 10 of the Dungeon 12164 | D:10 | Haifisch: it's technically custard but what's the difference in practice 12388 | D:5 | Haifisch: I got it from the local blood center's Give A Pint Get A Pint thing 12388 | D:5 | Bought a +2 battleaxe of flaming for 355 gold pieces 12389 | D:5 | Haifisch: flaming axe... 12396 | D:5 | someoneawful: there we go. 12515 | D:9 | Haifisch: scale mail... 12662 | D:10 | Found a blossoming altar of Fedhas. 12795 | D:10 | Haifisch: I appreciate whoever added all the skill target stuff 12800 | D:10 | someoneawful: it's so good. 12841 | D:10 | Noticed a two-headed ogre 12853 | D:10 | Killed a two-headed ogre 12853 | D:10 | Reached skill level 1 in Charms 13010 | D:9 | someoneawful: oh. 13270 | D:10 | Haifisch: imagine: a death yaktaur 13349 | D:10 | Haifisch: a catoblepastaur 13349 | D:10 | someoneawful: a catoblepastor 13349 | D:10 | someoneawful: it can smite 13435 | D:10 | Reached skill level 15 in Axes 13653 | D:10 | Noticed a red ugly thing 13663 | D:10 | Killed a red ugly thing 13667 | D:10 | Gained mutation: You tend to lose your temper in combat. [mutagenic meat] 13668 | D:10 | Gained mutation: You are frail. (-10% HP) [mutagenic meat] 13669 | D:10 | Lost mutation: You are weak. (Str -2) [mutagenic meat] 13671 | D:10 | someoneawful: yaaaay 14108 | D:11 | Haifisch: who hurt the person batch posting old Kevin & Kell in the comic strip thread 14115 | D:11 | Learned a level 1 spell: Apportation 14290 | D:11 | someoneawful: oh, a pal. 14290 | D:11 | Haifisch: a pal. 14290 | D:11 | Haifisch: with a polearm 14290 | D:11 | someoneawful: a good quality pal 14290 | D:11 | someoneawful: freezing trident 14290 | D:11 | someoneawful: i love him. 14291 | D:11 | Haifisch: quivering a single tomahawk 14306 | D:11 | Found a staircase to the Orcish Mines. 14317 | D:11 | Found Viblaic's Antique Armour Emporium. 14330 | D:11 | someoneawful: two polearm pals! 14330 | D:11 | someoneawful: wow! 14339 | D:11 | Found Vutyscha's Jewellery Boutique. 14360 | D:11 | Noticed a red ugly thing 14368 | D:11 | Killed a red ugly thing 14368 | D:11 | Reached skill level 11 in Invocations 14376 | D:11 | Lost mutation: You tend to lose your temper in combat. [mutagenic meat] 14377 | D:11 | someoneawful: yay no more berserkitis 14430 | D:11 | Found Visalosm's Weapon Shop. 14437 | D:11 | Haifisch: so many shops 14437 | D:11 | Haifisch: spiderbane 14437 | D:11 | someoneawful: spiderbane. 14437 | D:11 | Haifisch: the scythe for you 14437 | D:11 | someoneawful: not even venom brand. 14437 | D:11 | Haifisch: spiders are secretly magic beings 14456 | D:11 | someoneawful: a knight. 14457 | D:11 | Reached **** piety under Beogh 14468 | D:11 | someoneawful: ok! 14839 | D:11 | Reached XP level 12. HP: 67/81 MP: 20/20 14844 | D:11 | Haifisch: you know, why don't YOU get to roar battle cries... 14927 | D:11 | RIP AND TEAR 14927 | D:11 | someoneawful: maybe that's what the attack command is. 14953 | D:11 | Gained Beowulf as an ally 14961 | D:11 | Found a staircase to the Lair. 14991 | D:11 | someoneawful: ...where'd he get a shield 14992 | D:11 | Haifisch: Beowulf 14992 | D:11 | Haifisch: maybe he got it along with a name? 14992 | D:11 | someoneawful: he's very fancy. 14992 | D:11 | someoneawful: looks like it. 14992 | D:11 | Haifisch: beogh did it. 14992 | D:11 | someoneawful: thanks, beogh! 15049 | D:11 | Found Biatoif's General Store. 15058 | D:11 | someoneawful: octoking. 15058 | D:11 | Haifisch: octoring 15175 | D:11 | Gained mutation: You have supernaturally acute eyesight. (SInv) [mutagenic meat] 15176 | D:11 | Gained mutation: You occasionally shout uncontrollably at your foes. [mutagenic meat] 15177 | D:11 | Gained mutation: Armour fits poorly on your strangely shaped body. [mutagenic meat] 15289 | D:11 | Haifisch: lmao 15362 | D:11 | Haifisch: good purple 15404 | Lair:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Lair of Beasts 15417 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: other orc knight is really slacking 15417 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: no name yet 15417 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: give my other buddy a name, beogh! 15425 | Lair:1 | Noticed Fannar 15435 | Lair:1 | Killed Fannar 15440 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: fannar starts singing Let It Go 15535 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: your orc flees in terror! 15539 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: i was worried he'd ozofridge my pals! 15722 | Lair:1 | Lost mutation: You are frail. (-10% HP) [potion of mutation] 15722 | Lair:1 | Lost mutation: You have sharp toenails. [potion of mutation] 15722 | Lair:1 | Lost mutation: Armour fits poorly on your strangely shaped body. [potion of mutation] 15722 | Lair:1 | Lost mutation: You have supernaturally acute eyesight. (SInv) [potion of mutation] 15722 | Lair:1 | Gained mutation: You are partially covered in iridescent scales. (AC +2) [potion of mutation] 15722 | Lair:1 | Gained mutation: You expend magic power (3 MP) to strengthen your wands. [potion of mutation] 15723 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: heh 15791 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: nameless orc knight knows he's the unfavorite, I bet 15791 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: but nameless knight is the one with the frost branded polearm 15791 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: "Stupid Beowulf getting all the praise and glory and free shields" 15910 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: amulet of rage: why is it 15936 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: to evoke rage with, i... guess 15936 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: it's a really, really weird relic from before it was decided amulets shouldn't be hotswaps 15936 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: imo 15936 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: even then it's so...who uses one? who wants it??? 15936 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: heh 16239 | Lair:2 | Reached skill level 12 in Invocations 16240 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: https://i.imgur.com/CafaqCCh.gif I admire their dedication to making this guy a huge filthy goonlord 16240 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: i'm still pretty sure it's just danny devito from Always Sunny. 16271 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: it's me, I'm the one person on the planet who hasn't watched that 16272 | Lair:2 | Reached skill level 5 in Charms 16273 | Lair:2 | sleepy: i just got pwned on spider 4 qq 16273 | Lair:2 | sleepy: what tf up 16273 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: ouch 16302 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: i am tabbing with some orcs 16306 | Lair:2 | Noticed Nergalle 16313 | Lair:2 | Killed Nergalle 16314 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: nergalle. 16314 | Lair:2 | sleepy: sick very sick i was just thinking i havent played orc priest in a while 16314 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: i haven't either, i know they made some changes years ago but i can't remember what. 16322 | Lair:2 | Reached ***** piety under Beogh 16410 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: I think the equipment stuff got less dumb iirc? 16410 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: thx, orc pal 16410 | Lair:2 | sleepy: all i eva play is vsbe 16457 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: haste wand 16457 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: dang 16470 | Lair:2 | Found a sparkling altar of Nemelex Xobeh. 16538 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: ow 16543 | Lair:2 | Gained Hawl as an ally 16557 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: Hawl 16689 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: Hawl??? 16706 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: Hawl 16706 | Lair:2 | sleepy: he hawlin ass 16741 | Lair:2 | Noticed Sonja 16746 | Lair:2 | Killed Sonja 16792 | Lair:2 | Got a sparkling zirconium amulet 16793 | Lair:2 | Identified the amulet of Virostiok {+Rage Int+4} (You found it on level 2 of the Lair of Beasts) 16796 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: lmao 16796 | Lair:2 | Haifisch: smartrage 16798 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: what a bad amulet 17223 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: Hawlucha the orc knight comes into view 17227 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: my orc is a pokemon... 17275 | Lair:3 | Reached XP level 13. HP: 86/96 MP: 22/22 17289 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: beogh should let you rename your followers imo. 17290 | Lair:3 | sleepy: just put a couple levels in evo and bing bang boom +rage not so useless 17291 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: i can pretend to be following trog 17291 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: betrogh 17336 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: I barely even use zerk potions past, like, d6 17337 | Lair:3 | sleepy: whats its fail rate with 0 evo 17342 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: 50% 17342 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: idk my evo is like 8 17342 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: i have ratskin cloak 17342 | Lair:3 | sleepy: not 2 bad 17345 | Lair:3 | Reached skill level 1 in Throwing 17485 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: you can now walk on water 17485 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: give items to my followers 17485 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: you give 1100 bolts to Hawl 17485 | Lair:3 | sleepy: zeetoo were u spectating my game 17662 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: uh 17674 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: what good timing to literally just pick up a harp 17960 | Lair:4 | sleepy: well if u hadnt at least u had +rage lolol 18259 | Lair:4 | Haifisch: until it ends with a !!POWER NAP!! 18370 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: at least i have allies if i pass out 18388 | Lair:4 | sleepy: u could easily take 3 death yaks with a zerk 18425 | Lair:4 | Haifisch: poor hawl needs a shield 18551 | Lair:4 | Found a staircase to the Snake Pit. 18626 | Lair:4 | Found a staircase to the Shoals. 18787 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: beowulf 18787 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: are you hallucinating 18856 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: look there are so many mushrooms here and 18870 | Lair:5 | Found a frozen archway. 18878 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: i feel like if i take my pals into the ice cave they'll die in freezing clouds 18889 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: probably 19040 | IceCv | Entered an ice cave 19045 | IceCv | someoneawful: oh they dont follow 19052 | IceCv | Reached XP level 14. HP: 99/104 MP: 23/23 19125 | IceCv | sleepy: do u have a recall ability if u need them? 19125 | IceCv | someoneawful: yeah 19244 | IceCv | Haifisch: how does a statue gesture 19304 | IceCv | someoneawful: it 19304 | IceCv | someoneawful: ... 19304 | IceCv | someoneawful: i got nothin 19306 | IceCv | Gained Gorm as an ally 19307 | IceCv | someoneawful: oh 19307 | IceCv | someoneawful: damn 19307 | IceCv | someoneawful: hello squishy pals 19318 | IceCv | Got an encrusted hand crossbow 19328 | IceCv | Haifisch: Gorm 19329 | IceCv | Haifisch: don't let him die or you'll be gormless 19329 | IceCv | someoneawful: why does the priest get a name 19329 | IceCv | someoneawful: ... ha ha ha 19362 | IceCv | Haifisch: look, you can't just ASK an orc why they have a name 19363 | IceCv | Haifisch: it's rude 19376 | IceCv | Reached ****** piety under Beogh 19395 | IceCv | someoneawful: and now they all die to clouds 19395 | IceCv | someoneawful: bye squishy pals 19416 | IceCv | Gained Urtork as an ally 19416 | IceCv | sleepy: hero 19419 | IceCv | Reached skill level 5 in Throwing 19424 | IceCv | Your ally Urtork died 19428 | IceCv | someoneawful: RIP whoever that guy was 19496 | IceCv | Haifisch: wolf skeletons 19509 | IceCv | Reached skill level 10 in Armour 19650 | IceCv | ZeeToo: ice caves are rough on follow-up orcs 19658 | IceCv | Noticed a frost giant 19659 | IceCv | someoneawful: RIP this orc too 19753 | IceCv | Killed a frost giant 19963 | IceCv | sleepy: was that a potion or did you use the +rage 19963 | IceCv | ZeeToo: poor innocent frost giant, just ranching his yaks in another dimension full of ice, and here you come to massacre him 19963 | IceCv | sleepy: lol 19963 | IceCv | someoneawful: it was a potion, i didnt want to risk the 13% fail rate 20013 | IceCv | someoneawful: well that was 20013 | IceCv | someoneawful: an ice cave 20013 | IceCv | someoneawful: i guess 20013 | IceCv | Haifisch: everyone in the dungeon attacks you because you're a horrible murderous monster 20017 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: slaughtering entire ecosystems and settlements 20017 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: hey, gorm survived! 20017 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: go gorm! 20017 | Lair:5 | sleepy: yea boii 20017 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: too bad he's a priest so he's gonna die soon anyway. 20021 | Lair:5 | ZeeToo: he could turn into a high priest 20021 | Lair:5 | ZeeToo: and then die 20026 | Lair:5 | sleepy: whats that amulet 20026 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: if i give an orc a bow will they use it 20026 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: probably? 20026 | Lair:5 | sleepy: do orcs need arrows 20026 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: idk how orc ammo works 20027 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: resurrection power 20027 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: you can just keep reviving gorm when he dies! 20027 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: oh i could have rezzed nergalle 20027 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: whoa you could have resurrected nergal 20027 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: e;fb 20027 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: i had no idea 20027 | Lair:5 | ZeeToo: orcs need ammo 20027 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: will they pick it up on their own? 20027 | Lair:5 | ZeeToo: I think Beogh will actually grant them some, at times. 20027 | Lair:5 | ZeeToo: No. 20027 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: ...hmm 20027 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: so if i give it a bow but no ammo he's just screwed? 20027 | Lair:5 | ZeeToo: Most people just stick to polearms. 20027 | Lair:5 | sleepy: ctrl f some arrows maybe theres a stash nearby 20029 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: but you can't just give them the arrows because you can only give each orc stuff once 20031 | Lair:5 | sleepy: oh lol 20052 | Lair:5 | sleepy: wait then they have to get gifted god ammo? 20075 | Lair:5 | ZeeToo: It's been a long time since I messed with Beogh. 20088 | Lair:5 | ZeeToo: But I seem to recall that, yeah. 20191 | Lair:5 | sleepy: zeetoo my epic +inv amulet killed me im so sad 20191 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: maybe i'll just give one the bow and see what happens 20196 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: oh it sorceror'd up 20196 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: good job buddy 20407 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: "Who is orc jesus" "I don't know, I just heard it's someone awful" 20430 | Lair:5 | Found a viscous altar of Jiyva. 20430 | Lair:5 | Found a staircase to the Slime Pits. 20645 | Lair:5 | sleepy: fyi even on a short blade zerker, inacc +inv not worth 20645 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: man beogh isn't necessarily good but there's something inherently fun about watching your pals grow up 20671 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: there is 20685 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: gorm you aren't allowed to die 20936 | Lair:6 | Entered Level 6 of the Lair of Beasts 20948 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: poor gorm 20949 | Lair:6 | araganzar: need to do a run where you have to give your artefact to a follower 20950 | Lair:6 | ZeeToo: Beowulf 20950 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: lugging a big stone tablet around all day 20950 | Lair:6 | ZeeToo: nice 20951 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: (un)fortunately my arte was the ratskin cloak and i refuse to give it up 20982 | Lair:6 | araganzar: should be *Rat +Rat IMO 20982 | Lair:6 | araganzar: why can't it just randomly shed rats 20982 | Lair:6 | araganzar: i ask you 20982 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: lmao 20991 | Lair:6 | Reached skill level 10 in Evocations 20993 | Lair:6 | araganzar: i mean that would actulaly be hilarious 20995 | Lair:6 | araganzar: trying to sneak up on someone 20998 | Lair:6 | araganzar: and a rat drops out of your cloak 21001 | Lair:6 | araganzar: SQAUUUUUEEEEEK 21001 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: generating rats as you;re just traveling through the dungeon 21001 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: youve made me want something i didnt know i needed 21017 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: flying over lava, rat falls in 21076 | Lair:6 | sleepy: whos actually working on this branch someone should put that in 21077 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: oh gorm grew up 21078 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: floodkiller 21358 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: woah it paralyzed it 21358 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: i love you now, friend 21362 | Lair:6 | araganzar: HAWL AT THE MOON 21374 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: gorm is a true pal 21374 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: the orc sorcerer mutters "too soon, jesus, too soon" 21374 | Lair:6 | sleepy: sick boots 21375 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: :( 21474 | Lair:6 | sleepy: what they're white those are sick 21474 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: why is there a molten gargoyle 21474 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: endvault? 21474 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: I've seen a weird volcanic one with a bunch of those 21474 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: that's way too logical an answer 21484 | Lair:6 | araganzar: chei designed that vault 21486 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: it appeared just to spite you then 21512 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: um 21512 | Lair:6 | araganzar: molten gargoyles 21512 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: if only their frenzy gave me might also 21514 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: that'd be too good 21521 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: rip that sorc probably 21522 | Lair:6 | araganzar: so much steam 21522 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: yeah probably 21525 | Lair:6 | araganzar: i won pale draconian but the steam wa spretty bad 21525 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: it's steam, steam from the steamed orcs we're having 21525 | Lair:6 | araganzar: considering I had like 12 fog scrolls 21525 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: mmm, steamed orcs 21532 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: I prefer fried orcs myself 21538 | Lair:6 | araganzar: orcs aren't ham 21545 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: uh 21545 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: im fineeee 21549 | Lair:6 | Your ally Hawl died 21549 | Lair:6 | araganzar: lol 21549 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: bye hawl 21549 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: rip hawl 21550 | Lair:6 | araganzar: fuck u cheibriados 21550 | Lair:6 | araganzar: and your vault 21550 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: this vault is so bad 21551 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: yeah it sucks 21552 | Lair:6 | araganzar: your lik whew I survived the steam dragon advance 21552 | Lair:6 | araganzar: then hi fire crab 21552 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: welp 21552 | Lair:6 | araganzar: sorry were you trying to heal 21552 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: is there a corpse so you can revive hawl 21553 | Lair:6 | araganzar: in his defense you should have booked it tfo 21553 | Lair:6 | araganzar: can you bring them back now 21554 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: it costs hella piety but its theoretically possible 21554 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: "extremely large" 21554 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: no corpse though 21557 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: that's the mage's corpse 21558 | Lair:6 | araganzar: your high priest is fucked up 21561 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: "Now I can live to fight another day" 21561 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: dude aint even got a name 21821 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: imagine if enemy orcs could just revive dudes 21821 | Lair:6 | araganzar: his name is bob sorcerorc 21821 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: oh. 21821 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: "not proved itself worthy" beogh plz 21834 | Lair:6 | araganzar: fr: when you add *rat to ratskin cloak make the rats say a random imp phrase when they drop out 21844 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: have a very tiny chance it pops out Death's rat from discworld 21848 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: "A rat falls out! SQUEAK." 21850 | Lair:6 | araganzar: one time I sat down and wrote like 50 things for the singign sword to sing 21850 | Lair:6 | araganzar: then I forgot to save it 21850 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: rip 21855 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: so many lava snakes 21855 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: that's a lot of lava snake 21855 | Lair:6 | araganzar: most of them were from cartoon planet I think 21855 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: this end vault is so shitty 21881 | Lair:6 | araganzar: you can remake this end vault 21886 | Lair:6 | araganzar: make it all like sheep 21999 | Lair:6 | Found a large runed door. 22001 | Lair:6 | Found a large runed door. 22015 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: at least the dragon is behind a rune door 22047 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: ... 22047 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: we uh 22047 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: the sorc i raised got himself killed. 22047 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: "You feel a bit more experienced" 22047 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: they were fighting SOMETHING 22047 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: i see that >:( 22047 | Lair:6 | araganzar: oprcs gotta be orcs 22058 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: nothing in there is worth opening that door 22058 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: wow 22058 | Lair:6 | araganzar: sweet loots 22058 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: but see 22058 | Lair:6 | araganzar: FDA might be worth it 22058 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: i mean yeah... 22058 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: that id scroll will change your entire game 22060 | Lair:6 | araganzar: uh 22061 | Lair:6 | araganzar: longbow of freeze where 22061 | Lair:6 | araganzar: oh you have 22061 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: yeah 22061 | Lair:6 | araganzar: that good you use 22061 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: i picked it up 22061 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: ill probly use it yeah, it good 22062 | Lair:6 | araganzar: you use now it good 22062 | Lair:6 | araganzar: use dragon kill 22062 | Lair:6 | Haifisch: no arrows but 22186 | Lair:5 | Haifisch: 247 further duplicates 22186 | Lair:5 | araganzar: ur a further duplicate 22218 | Lair:4 | Haifisch: imagine a "just go grab ALL OF THESE" button 22218 | Lair:4 | Haifisch: 20, jeez 22218 | Lair:4 | araganzar: imagine that happening with an invisiblee ghost moth following you 22219 | Lair:4 | Haifisch: ghost moth is just impressed at yo upicking up the litter 22284 | D:11 | someoneawful: anyway im gonna take a break for now to eat a food 22284 | D:11 | someoneawful: peace all 22284 | D:11 | Haifisch: bye 22355 | D:12 | Noticed rednecknazgul's ghost (journeyman HEAc) 22364 | D:12 | Killed rednecknazgul's ghost 22364 | D:12 | Reached skill level 1 in Bows 22364 | D:12 | Reached XP level 15. HP: 104/110 MP: 22/24 22465 | D:12 | Lost mutation: Your body sometimes deteriorates upon taking damage. [potion of mutation] 22465 | D:12 | Lost mutation: You are resistant to hostile enchantments. (MR+) [potion of mutation] 22465 | D:12 | Lost mutation: You are partially covered in iridescent scales. (AC +2) [potion of mutation] 22465 | D:12 | Lost mutation: You expend magic power (3 MP) to strengthen your wands. [potion of mutation] 22465 | D:12 | Gained mutation: You tend to lose your temper in combat. [potion of mutation] 22465 | D:12 | Gained mutation: You evolve. [potion of mutation] 22465 | D:12 | Gained mutation: You are surrounded by a mild repulsion field. (EV +2) [potion of mutation] 22466 | D:12 | Lost mutation: You tend to lose your temper in combat. [potion of mutation] 22466 | D:12 | Lost mutation: You evolve. [potion of mutation] 22466 | D:12 | Gained mutation: You are agile. (Dex +2) [potion of mutation] 22466 | D:12 | Gained mutation: Your muscles are strong. (Str +2) [potion of mutation] 22561 | D:12 | Got a pair of scorched boots 22573 | D:12 | Identified the +2 pair of boots of Lesatud {rC+} (You found it on level 12 of the Dungeon) 24040 | D:13 | Reached skill level 5 in Bows 25026 | D:14 | Noticed Azrael 25049 | D:14 | Killed Azrael 25248 | D:14 | Found a gate to the Vaults. 25342 | D:14 | Noticed jaclynhyde's ghost (journeyman FDCj) 25352 | D:14 | Killed jaclynhyde's ghost 25457 | D:14 | Gained Syrus as an ally 25569 | D:15 | Entered Level 15 of the Dungeon 25646 | D:15 | p0werm0de: 🤔 25660 | D:15 | Found a staircase to the Depths. 25666 | D:15 | Reached XP level 16. HP: 105/118 MP: 23/25 25676 | D:15 | Your ally Syrus died 25885 | D:15 | Reached skill level 5 in Fighting 26704 | Orc:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Orcish Mines 26830 | Orc:2 | Entered Level 2 of the Orcish Mines 26830 | Orc:2 | Noticed Snorg 26838 | Orc:2 | Killed Snorg 26838 | Orc:2 | Gained Arbeogh as an ally 26879 | Orc:1 | Gained Harm as an ally 27211 | Orc:2 | Found Heumilukk's Magic Scroll Emporium. 27219 | Orc:2 | Paralysed by an orc sorcerer for 4 turns 27306 | Orc:2 | Found a radiant altar of Vehumet. 27306 | Orc:2 | Noticed Erolcha 27312 | Orc:2 | Killed Erolcha 27312 | Orc:2 | Gained Bladwarg as an ally 27313 | Orc:2 | Found Wosisosch's Antique Weapon Emporium. 27318 | Orc:2 | Paralysed by an orc sorcerer for 4 turns 27324 | Orc:2 | Noticed Saint Roka 27336 | Orc:2 | Gained Ortolf as an ally 27360 | Orc:2 | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh. 27364 | Orc:2 | Found Vaas's Magic Scroll Shoppe. 27520 | Orc:2 | Found an ancient bone altar of Kikubaaqudgha. 27611 | Orc:2 | Found Biwocwatz's Distillery. 27644 | Orc:2 | Bought a potion of resistance for 160 gold pieces 27644 | Orc:2 | Bought a potion of heal wounds for 80 gold pieces 27661 | Orc:2 | Found Haru's Gadget Boutique. 27668 | Orc:2 | Found Kirif's Jewellery Shop. 27698 | Orc:2 | Found Estrem's Magic Scroll Emporium. 27699 | Orc:2 | Found a staircase to the Elven Halls. 27706 | Orc:2 | Bought a scroll of blinking for 75 gold pieces 27796 | Orc:2 | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh. 28001 | Orc:2 | Found Gauneru's Gadget Shoppe. 28306 | Snake:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Snake Pit 28419 | Snake:1 | Found Uvoxto's Food Emporium. 28419 | Snake:1 | Found Mykues's Distillery. 28444 | Snake:1 | Bought a potion of heal wounds for 50 gold pieces 28444 | Snake:1 | Bought a potion of heal wounds for 50 gold pieces 28549 | Snake:1 | Reached skill level 10 in Bows 28889 | Snake:1 | Identified 2 scrolls of acquirement 28891 | Snake:1 | Got a crystal executioner's axe 28892 | Snake:1 | Identified the +4 executioner's axe of Beyond {protect, Str+4 Dex+4 SInv} (You acquired it on level 1 of the Snake Pit) 28959 | Snake:1 | Reached skill level 5 in Dodging 28959 | Snake:1 | Gained Boruk as an ally 29543 | Snake:2 | Noticed a nagaraja 29551 | Snake:2 | Killed a nagaraja 29575 | Snake:2 | Noticed a nagaraja 29579 | Snake:2 | Reached XP level 17. HP: 112/134 MP: 21/26 30633 | Snake:3 | HP: 5/134 [naga warrior/dire flail (20)] 31055 | Snake:2 | ZeeToo: glad to see Gorm's still around, and a high priest now 31055 | Snake:2 | someoneawful: yeah! he's doing okay for himself 31055 | Snake:2 | someoneawful: sure hope they leave corpses if they die. 31055 | Snake:2 | someoneawful: also i got bardiche Roka, which is helpful. 31079 | Snake:3 | Your ally Boruk died 31085 | Snake:3 | someoneawful: this is the worst teleport trap. 31134 | Snake:3 | Your ally Bladwarg died 31148 | Snake:3 | Found Nooloyzu's General Store. 31154 | Snake:3 | Bought a scroll of identify for 38 gold pieces 32325 | Snake:3 | that's pretty intense roka 32946 | Snake:4 | Entered Level 4 of the Snake Pit 32953 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: snake 32953 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: really, i... probably shouldn't be doing snake:4 yet. 32953 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: it's fine, maybe? 32953 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: maybe. 32954 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: nice axe 32954 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: so many weapon 32954 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: Beyond 32954 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: sometimes you have to hand out a glaive. 32954 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: Beyond. 32977 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: ... 32977 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: wow. 32977 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: this is the 2nd rude teleport trap in snake 32994 | Snake:4 | Noticed Asterion 32994 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: hi asterion 32995 | Snake:4 | Noticed an Executioner 32995 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: oh god 32995 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: this snake 4 is very rude 32995 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: he summoned an executioner 32995 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: he did 32995 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: so 32995 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: only 66 hp... 32995 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: a cloud of swirling scythe-like blades 32995 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: I fired that longbow 11082 times in my last game. 32995 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: that's a lot! 32995 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: the next most used weapon was that elec short sword, with 603 uses until I stopped using it on like d9 32995 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: I might as well have not invested any xp in staves 32996 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: clearly this is fine and 32996 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: unleash the rats 32996 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: this will help by ____ 33001 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: well 33001 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: i'm probably gonna die. 33001 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: you could 33001 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: uh 33001 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: back up, use orcs as meatshields? 33001 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: better them than you 33001 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: well 33001 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: if they die then i die 33001 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: you could back up enough that you can blink onto the stair safely 33001 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: i can't tele because this is snake 4 and i will end up somewhere worse 33001 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: the stair has a fire cloud on it and also asterion on it. 33001 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: have your orcs retreat, and you follow? 33001 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: hmm 33001 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: until asterion is not on the stairs 33004 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: rip that knight 33004 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: uh 33005 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: maybe not when he's next to the stairs? 33005 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: well 33005 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: i can take him, i could probably even take him and a demon that isn't an executioner 33013 | Snake:3 | Haifisch: Arbeogh 33223 | Snake:3 | someoneawful: that's a bit much, orc sorceror 33223 | Snake:3 | Haifisch: look 33223 | Snake:3 | Haifisch: it knows its fate as a squishy caster 33223 | Snake:3 | someoneawful: hmm 33223 | Snake:3 | someoneawful: i don't want to go to shoals either though 33243 | Snake:3 | Haifisch: shoals: where allies go to become pincushions 33254 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: https://i.imgur.com/OnF9heC.png D: 33254 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: maybe I'm biased because there are two(2) family members I semi-regularly interact with, but 33254 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: having your entire social circle be family sounds like hell 33254 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: that sounds utterly miserable 33294 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: also even if he wants to be a family-only weirdo, why force letter writer to be 33299 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: because she's his wife, and she has to go everywhere he does obviously 33313 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: can't wait for asterion to be hanging out in the endvault now 33376 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: oh 33376 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: it'll be fine if he doesn't summon another executioner, probably 33376 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: glowing shield... 33380 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: oh, a cacodemon 33380 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: with their dumb corrosion 33391 | Snake:4 | Killed Asterion 33624 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: enemies reading scrolls of summoning 33624 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: rude 33624 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: god i wish i had rAnything 33681 | Snake:3 | Haifisch: hi endvault 33883 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: this layout feels really weird 33996 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: Beowulf, chill 33996 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: 'bedevil' 34073 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: ... 34073 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: wait 34073 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: the only entrance 34073 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: ahahahaha 34073 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: incredible 34073 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: is the only entrance really beyond that teleporter 34073 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: also terrible 34073 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: what is this??? 34073 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: you could 34073 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: dig the tile below it 34073 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: I guess 34073 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: if you have digging 34073 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: no i can't 34073 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: or is that the map border 34073 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: oh 34073 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: rip 34120 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: oh something cleared it 34120 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: well thanks i guess 34142 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: dammit gorm stop trying to get yourself killed 34144 | Snake:4 | Reached XP level 18. HP: 145/145 MP: 25/27 34147 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: see, gorm, you have dreams 34147 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: you need to live 34164 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: cat: had to go into the litterbox as I was cleaning it 34164 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: wow 34164 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: and walked right in before I put more litter in 34164 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: it must have been an emergency 34164 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: he didn't wait until right after you were done??? 34164 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: he's not normally one to hover as you're cleaning it, either 34164 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: cats... 34183 | Snake:4 | Noticed Jorgrun 34185 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: o hell it's jorgrun 34185 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: he's gonna kill my friends!!! 34186 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: jorgrun, you're not even a snake 34186 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: what are you doing here 34193 | Snake:4 | Killed Jorgrun 34194 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: woah 34194 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: beowulf doing work with those tomahawks 34194 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: dang 34194 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: 6 34194 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: ... 34194 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: oops. 34194 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: 6 34194 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: thanks chat. 34199 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: better than trying to chat but it's sending commands to the game 34199 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: roka 34199 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: stop 34199 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: stop standing in the fire oh my god. 34202 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: roka roars: I FOUND THAT ONE DRAGONFORCE SONG VERY INSPIRATIONAL 34203 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: hahaha 34216 | Snake:4 | Lost mutation: You have a pair of small horns on your head. [mutagenic meat] 34217 | Snake:4 | Gained mutation: Your flesh is cold resistant. (rC+) [mutagenic meat] 34223 | Snake:4 | Gained mutation: You are covered in fur. (AC +1) [mutagenic meat] 34224 | Snake:4 | Lost mutation: You are agile. (Dex +2) [mutagenic meat] 34225 | Snake:4 | Gained mutation: You tend to lose your temper in combat. [mutagenic meat] 34226 | Snake:4 | Lost mutation: You tend to lose your temper in combat. [mutagenic meat] 34227 | Snake:4 | Gained mutation: You are partially covered in molten scales. (AC +2) [mutagenic meat] 34230 | Snake:4 | Gained mutation: Devices are less effective at restoring your health. [mutagenic meat] 34232 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: hmm 34270 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: mage. 34270 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: plz 34270 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: 4 mystery scrolls... 34270 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: it's probably uselessness? 34270 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: probably 34302 | Snake:4 | Your ally Gorm died 34343 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: how nice of that mage to provide you a free tele there. 34343 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: wait a second none of you jerks are gorm 34343 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: oh no gorm. 34343 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: oh no 34343 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: Syrus is there, though. 34343 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: the new guy 34343 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: >:( 34353 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: Gorm with a goatee 34664 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: "You really are the Messiah" 34664 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: friend!!! 34664 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: a very important friend!!! 34806 | Snake:4 | Gained Arbeogh as an ally 34832 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: cat: sitting on me, purring 34833 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: hi cat! 34837 | Snake:4 | Reached skill level 10 in Fighting 34849 | Snake:4 | ZeeToo: nice 34851 | Snake:4 | ZeeToo: I've got a bunny, instead. 34854 | Snake:4 | ZeeToo: Spike just loves attention. 34854 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: a bunny!!! 34854 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: :o 34857 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: bunnies are cool. 34866 | Snake:4 | ZeeToo: Yup. This was a rescue. 34912 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: there was a bunny at the animal shelter when i went with a friend one time, it was the sweetest thing 34912 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: I feel sorry for bunnies this time of year 34912 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: so many idiots getting them for easter and then realizing whoops, they're an animal with needs 34924 | Snake:4 | ZeeToo: Yeah. A lot of places won't let you get rabbits too close to Easter, for that reason. 34924 | Snake:4 | ZeeToo: My family's had rabbits for... more than 15 years, now. 34924 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: dang 34924 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: growing up we had a dog, and cats, and ferrets for a while, but no bunnies. 34924 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: and now I have this loud idiot. 34925 | Snake:4 | ZeeToo: My sister has terrible allergies, like "emergency room" level. Rabbits are okay for her, though. 34945 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: I remember taking this moron into the one-on-one room in the shelter and he meowed at each of the walls. I thought it was cute, but it was really a sign that he loves meowing, all the time, forever. 34949 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: ahahaha 34949 | Snake:4 | ZeeToo: hah 34949 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: also his only volume is maximum. 34949 | Snake:4 | ZeeToo: This rabbit is pretty quiet. 34949 | Snake:4 | ZeeToo: and is, in fact, bothered by loud noises 34961 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: https://i.imgur.com/NYYKcfk.jpg :catstare: 34961 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: harp: it's good 34965 | Snake:4 | ZeeToo: Nice looking cat. 34969 | Snake:4 | ZeeToo: Spike is also all black, but I don't have a picture on hand. 34969 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: rabbits explode if you don't have cute pictures of them, you know. 35015 | Snake:4 | Gained mutation: You are clumsy. (Dex -2) [mutagenic meat] 35017 | Snake:4 | Lost mutation: You occasionally shout uncontrollably at your foes. [mutagenic meat] 35019 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: purple: alright 35027 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: oh, syrus has stones 35028 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: that'll help 35036 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: ...two arbeoghs? 35036 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: i... guess 35074 | Snake:4 | Got a serpentine rune of Zot 35075 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: rune. 35075 | Snake:4 | ZeeToo: far from uncommon 35075 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: success. 35075 | Snake:4 | ZeeToo: I got someone to yell at me about the VSTm^W I left on Z5 with blade hands. 35075 | Snake:4 | ZeeToo: Mission accomplished, sort of 35075 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: ahaha 35075 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: a character i was playing died on dis:7 to a god damn ghost with shatter, i'm still pretty salty about that 35087 | Snake:4 | Haifisch: wow 35674 | Shoals:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Shoals 35682 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: googled choko, learned a thing 35691 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: In Australia, where it is called choko, a persistent urban legend is that McDonald's apple pies were made of chayotes, not apples.[11] This eventually led McDonald's to emphasise the fact that real apples are used in their pies. This legend was based on an earlier belief that tinned pears were often disguised chayotes. A possible explanation for the rumor is that there are a number of recipes in Australia that advise chayotes can be used in part replacement of canned apples to make the fruit go farther in making apple pies. 35691 | Shoals:1 | someoneawful: haha, what in the world. 35691 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: This likely arose because of the economies of "mock" food substitutes during the Depression Era,[12] shortages of canned fruit in the years following World War II, and the fact apples do not grow in many tropical and subtropical parts of Australia, making them scarce. Chayotes, on the other hand, grow extensively in Australia, with many suburban backyards featuring chayote vines growing along their fence lines and outhouses. 35691 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: also australia is the only place that calls them chokos, of course 35877 | Shoals:1 | ZeeToo: Crawl is Auslang, though, so it's fine. 36004 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: dungeon plants put up with so much abuse 36010 | Shoals:1 | someoneawful: it's true. 36054 | Shoals:1 | someoneawful: ...syrus 36151 | Shoals:2 | Haifisch: acq 36151 | Shoals:2 | someoneawful: acquirement... 36407 | Shoals:2 | Got a bloodstained cloak 36408 | Shoals:2 | Haifisch: cloak. 36408 | Shoals:2 | Identified the +0 cloak "Weithrox" {rCorr} (You acquired it on level 2 of the Shoals) 36409 | Shoals:2 | someoneawful: :T 36409 | Shoals:2 | Haifisch: sad trombone 36447 | Shoals:2 | Identified the Disquisition on Floating Creation 36470 | Shoals:2 | Haifisch: how do you corrode a plant 36471 | Shoals:2 | someoneawful: it, uh... 36471 | Shoals:2 | someoneawful: 3 36471 | Shoals:2 | someoneawful: i did it again. 36471 | Shoals:2 | ZeeToo: something something acid rain 36733 | Shoals:2 | Reached XP level 19. HP: 135/157 MP: 26/28 36749 | Shoals:2 | someoneawful: another acquirement... 36760 | Shoals:2 | Noticed Polyphemus 36761 | Shoals:2 | someoneawful: oh it's polyphemus. 36761 | Shoals:2 | Haifisch: it is. 36766 | Shoals:2 | Killed Polyphemus 36767 | Shoals:2 | someoneawful: good job, pals. 36779 | Shoals:2 | Noticed Donald 36780 | Shoals:2 | Got an ichor-stained plate armour 36781 | Shoals:2 | Haifisch: donald 36787 | Shoals:2 | Killed Donald 36789 | Shoals:2 | Got a translucent steel ring 36791 | Shoals:2 | Identified the ring "Dugechoapt" {Str+3 Int+3} (You took it off Donald on level 2 of the Shoals) 36920 | Shoals:2 | Haifisch: donaldshield... 36920 | Shoals:2 | someoneawful: reflection... 36950 | Shoals:2 | someoneawful: oh the tide changed. 36950 | Shoals:2 | someoneawful: they're all stuck. 37330 | Shoals:3 | Haifisch: gorm splashes around in the water. 37570 | Shoals:3 | Identified the +1 plate armour of the Thunderstorm {Dex+4} (You acquired it on level 2 of the Shoals) 37817 | Shoals:3 | someoneawful: a titan. 37817 | Shoals:3 | Haifisch: guarding some junk 38095 | Shoals:3 | Einwand: beorgc 38095 | Shoals:3 | someoneawful: beogh is sure... a thing 38096 | Shoals:4 | Entered Level 4 of the Shoals 38098 | Shoals:4 | Einwand: orc jesus will not be stopped 38100 | Shoals:4 | Gained Worak as an ally 38215 | Shoals:4 | Cast into level 2 of the Abyss (merfolk javelineer) 38216 | Abyss:2 | someoneawful: oh 38216 | Abyss:2 | someoneawful: this is the abyss. 38218 | Abyss:2 | someoneawful: c........ool 38230 | Abyss:2 | someoneawful: oh there's an exit right there 38238 | Shoals:4 | Escaped the Abyss 38253 | Shoals:4 | Reached skill level 15 in Bows 38749 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: Worak 38774 | Shoals:4 | Got a barnacled rune of Zot 38775 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: rune. 38790 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: orc high priest plz 38790 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: your summons... 38790 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: they are not helping... 38888 | Shoals:4 | Noticed Ilsuiw 38897 | Shoals:4 | Killed Ilsuiw 39095 | Shoals:4 | Identified the Papyrus of Assistive Ignition 39522 | D:11 | someoneawful: well 39522 | D:11 | someoneawful: hm. 39582 | D:11 | Bought a potion of heal wounds for 85 gold pieces 39582 | D:11 | Bought a scroll of enchant weapon for 127 gold pieces 39582 | D:11 | Bought a scroll of teleportation for 51 gold pieces 39618 | D:11 | Bought an embroidered hat for 245 gold pieces 39837 | Vaults:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Vaults 39845 | D:14 | someoneawful: that's a lot of shit at the v:1 entrance 39855 | D:14 | Reached XP level 20. HP: 52/168 MP: 1/29 40166 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: that's 40166 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: a titanic slime creature 40193 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: a seen horror 40286 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: ...roka 40286 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: I mean 40297 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: fair 40462 | Vaults:1 | Gained Spirok as an ally 40463 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: spirok 40502 | Vaults:1 | Reached skill level 15 in Armour 40504 | Vaults:1 | Got a scorched lapis lazuli ring 40505 | Vaults:1 | Identified the ring "Abytethisu" {rC+ rN+ Dex+2 Stlth-} (You took it off a frost giant on level 1 of the Vaults) 40525 | Vaults:1 | Lost mutation: Your muscles are strong. (Str +2) [potion of mutation] 40525 | Vaults:1 | Lost mutation: Your spells are a little easier to cast, but a little less powerful. [potion of mutation] 40525 | Vaults:1 | Gained mutation: You occasionally shout uncontrollably at your foes. [potion of mutation] 40525 | Vaults:1 | Gained mutation: You are partially covered in thin metallic scales. (AC +2) [potion of mutation] 40830 | Vaults:1 | Lost mutation: Devices are less effective at restoring your health. [potion of mutation] 40830 | Vaults:1 | Lost mutation: You are clumsy. (Dex -2) [potion of mutation] 40830 | Vaults:1 | Lost mutation: You occasionally shout uncontrollably at your foes. [potion of mutation] 40830 | Vaults:1 | Gained mutation: Your spells are a little harder to cast, but a little more powerful. [potion of mutation] 40830 | Vaults:1 | Gained mutation: You expend magic power (3 MP) to strengthen your wands. [potion of mutation] 41173 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: lmao 41173 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: well uh 41173 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: ... 41173 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: okay then 41173 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: "we're closed" 41173 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: "NO RELIGIOUS SOLICITORS" 41173 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: i guess it's what i'd do if an army of orcs approached 41173 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: lmao 41751 | Vaults:1 | Gained Spirok as an ally 41752 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: beogh 41752 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: oh i have two spiroks. 41796 | Vaults:1 | Paralysed by a great orb of eyes for 3 turns 42040 | Vaults:1 | Einwand: allegedly priests aren't particularly good or something? 42040 | Vaults:1 | Einwand: I've never actually done beorg 42040 | Vaults:1 | Einwand: beogh 42040 | Vaults:1 | Einwand: borc 42040 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: sorcerors aren't that great, priests can at least smite but they're squishy and will probably die 42040 | Vaults:1 | Einwand: I suppose the ideal is just an endless legion of warlords 42040 | Vaults:1 | Einwand: and maybe saint roka 42040 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: mostly what you want is a couple of big beefy warlords with polearms, yeah 42040 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: oh hey my high priest has a crossbow. 42040 | Vaults:1 | Einwand: and then most of them get murdered in zot or something 42040 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: yup 42040 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: an entire army of orcs probably can't stand up to one OOF 42040 | Vaults:1 | Einwand: I think you have a super expensive revive ability? 42040 | Vaults:1 | Einwand: which I guess would be useful to keep warlords going 42040 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: yup! for one named orc 42040 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: i've used it a couple times, it's not so bad but you can only use it once (or maybe twice at full piety) 42040 | Vaults:1 | Einwand: it mostly just seems like yred except way more work to get them useful 42040 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: heh 42040 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: yeah 42040 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: basically. 42040 | Vaults:1 | Einwand: and I guess you can be the smiting asshole 42040 | Vaults:1 | Einwand: instead of getting yred's zombie spawning and shit 42040 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: the orcs have more character than yred's undead pals but they play similarly enough in practice 42040 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: yred is actually probably the better god 42040 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: because his active abilities are pretty strong along with the gifting 42040 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: until you get to stuff that has even a singular pip of rN+ anyway 42040 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: anyway i'm weirdly tired so i'm gonna stop here before i get my dudes all killed 42040 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: peace all 42040 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: i guess i can do this for a little bit 42040 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: I guess 42040 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: playing beogh is weirdly more exhausting than any other thing i can think of to do in crawl 42048 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: even though it's fun 42050 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: heh 42073 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: at least the follower horde is smaller than it used to be 42074 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: which sounds like a weird thing to have as a plus, but 42079 | Vaults:2 | Noticed a Brimstone Fiend 42372 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: oh no it's xtahua 42372 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: oh no. 42372 | Vaults:2 | Noticed Xtahua 42373 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: 52% 42373 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: I love how low-effort her description is 42373 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: great! 42373 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: cool! 42373 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: oh, she has paralyze 42373 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: yes 42373 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: she does 42373 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: I completely forgot that? 42373 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: or is that new? 42373 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: ahahah 42373 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: no, it's been a thing 42373 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: I swear she didn't used to have that 42373 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: she's actually pretty scary. 42382 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: that was an unnamed orc, i think. 42382 | Vaults:2 | Killed Xtahua 42389 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: yup. 42397 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: rip that guy 42494 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: he was too dumb not to stand in fire, it's hard to feel bad really 42494 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: two spiroks, okay 42498 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: I mean 42503 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: there's no law saying two orcs can't have the same name 42503 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: probably 42505 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: https://i.imgur.com/9WmThU5h.gif I love the sheer dedication to making this guy the slimiest goonlord 42505 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: they may not be able to draw people holding cell phones, but i appreciate this anyway 42547 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: lmao 42547 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: elves... 42547 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: *Elves 42547 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: gotta capitalize it 42547 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: Elves 42547 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: apparently 42580 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: Syrus you're not even in the elvish halls 42600 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: orc 42736 | Vaults:2 | Gained Borgoth as an ally 42738 | Vaults:2 | Your ally Borgoth died 42790 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: bows+ mob of followers seems 42791 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: inconvenient 42791 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: it's fine, mostly 42791 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: i need portal projectile, but 42793 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: also usually i have fewer than this but i keep faceplanting into orc packs who love me 42793 | Vaults:2 | Reached XP level 21. HP: 174/174 MP: 24/30 42873 | Vaults:2 | Reached skill level 1 in Translocations 43025 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: https://i.imgur.com/NEhwtV7.png what. (on several levels) 43025 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: what in the world 43025 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: there's so much weirdness going on there 43025 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: seriously 43036 | Vaults:2 | Reached skill level 1 in Spellcasting 43050 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: "I always thought the mating instinct was natural" well 43050 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: worak... 43050 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: you might know what to do but that doesn't mean you'll be any good at it! 43050 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: worak 43114 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: i wish this idiot would get a name so i can give him a polearm 43114 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: geez 43283 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: roka, plz 43284 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: look, he's just 43297 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: reassuring you about your fallen friends 43297 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: is all. 43305 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: "ranged armament" 43370 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: https://i.imgur.com/V1V3t7Y.png :thunk: 43372 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: ... 43978 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: weird comics in this paper I get 70s NSM from: a comic strip about woody allen 43979 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: just...what? why? 43979 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: ... what the f? 44066 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: "Inside Woody Allen was an American gag-a-day celebrity comics comic strip about the comedian and filmmaker Woody Allen. Drawn by Stuart Hample, the strip ran from 1976 to 1984." 44086 | Vaults:3 | Found a staircase to the Crypt. 44175 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: that's a long time 44175 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: wtf 44202 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: https://i.imgur.com/BIpMsiy.png 44266 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: love 2 float in a white voi 44266 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: d 44314 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: https://i.imgur.com/Cq0jJWX.png otoh I also get bonus bushmiller nancy 44319 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: that's pretty good 44349 | Vaults:3 | Your ally Spirok died 44414 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: ...i lost my sorceror somewhere 44414 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: oh 44414 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: oh no 44414 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: ugh i bet he stepped on that tele trap 44414 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: oh well, rip him 44463 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: at least Gorm is still here 44494 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: yay gorm 44531 | Vaults:3 | Noticed Sojobo 44532 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: cat: shocked my foot touched his tail 44532 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: well 44532 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: shit it's sojobo 44532 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: when he laid down right by my chair 44532 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: oh 44532 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: welp 44532 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: ...cat, chill out 44544 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: um 44545 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: uh 44547 | Vaults:3 | Killed Sojobo 44547 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: have you 44547 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: considered 44547 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: not dying 44547 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: oh 44547 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: look it's fine 44547 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: you did it 44547 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: you just have to trust the followers sometimes 44560 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: I also didn't notice you had a harp going 44737 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: playing harp while followers go pokepokepoke is weirdly okay as a strategy 44823 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: like i don't know if i'd recommend it 44823 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: but it sure works 45339 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: modern dick tracy: what even is this minit "mystery". why am I supposed to care. why am I posting this. 45339 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: where did i lose arbeogh and roka... 45341 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: there's roka 45341 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: yeah, i recalled him 45341 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: what even IS modern dick tracy 45342 | Vaults:3 | Gained Hilgar as an ally 45343 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: hilgar. 45345 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: the writers need someone telling them to tighten up every one of their storylines 45349 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: like you can kind of see what they were going for 45351 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: but it goes on 100 times longer than it needs to 45352 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: and it doesn't have insanity going on in the meantime like locher tracy did 45562 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: i think this was arbeogh maybe 45562 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: rip 45562 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: rip 45595 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: https://i.imgur.com/O5Wbugz.png so much conveyed with one face 45596 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: hahahaha 45596 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: reminds me of being made to play with friends' younger siblings as a kid 45596 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: nothing ruins videogames more than having to play them with even smaller children!!! 45596 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: ugh 45596 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: or with random family friend's children you don't know, at all. 45596 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: oh god, yes 45602 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: or even with random actual family your age who you don't really know 45603 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: orc pls stop 45603 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: you're going to die 45605 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: orc fears nothing 45799 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: orc should fear standing in the fire 45799 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: >:( 46040 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: orc: "wait...fire BURNS?" 46045 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: well that dudes gonna recall some shit 46047 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: i fixed it 46062 | Vaults:3 | Reached XP level 22. HP: 110/181 MP: 27/31 46162 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: https://i.imgur.com/hhE7Bbrh.gif adhfghoaiheg' 46198 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: hey holbrook, sex isn't gender also there are more options 46198 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: fall in a hole 46251 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: first of all, maybe you should ask mars its pronouns, and 46278 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: second, what even is this storyline 46335 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: also his obsession with pregnancy and reproducing 46335 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: again. 46337 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: you misspelled 'fetish' but okay 46381 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: fetish, obession, same thing with holbrook. 46384 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: the people who insist goons are reading too much into it 46384 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: nah 46384 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: it's really obvious 46384 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: absolutely 46384 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: when he has pregnancies in every strip of his 46384 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: at all times 46384 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: forever 46384 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: or adoptions 46511 | Vaults:3 | Found Nobiug's Antique Armour Shoppe. 46519 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: underwhelming shop 46816 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: oh, there's arbeogh 46816 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: orcs: who the fuck knows anymore 46818 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: he went on vacation 46885 | Vaults:4 | Gained Ugbert as an ally 46887 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: Ugbert 46889 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: i dont remember the orcish member of the dilbert canon but i'm glad you're in a better place now 46892 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: ahahah 47024 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: Ugbert starts talking about why he's very smart and you're very dumb. 47065 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: You hit Ugbert. Ugbert dies! Beogh overlooks your sin. 47070 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: man you know what would be cool is having any MR, at all 47087 | Vaults:4 | Reached skill level 5 in Translocations 47273 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: the most important wand, the wand of randomly getting you killed 47322 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: oh he locked my orcs out 47322 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: what a jerk!! 47335 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: ... 47335 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: why is MY convoker recalling 47335 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: don't do that 47337 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: good he died. 47410 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: ...do allied convokers convoke enemies still 47410 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: ...oh 47410 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: good job 47410 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: that's a really good quest 47410 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: um 47410 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: hell 47423 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: just a tentacle, hanging out 47428 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: well 47428 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: he didn't have a name or a polearm 47428 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: so he can just be dead 47811 | Vaults:4 | Found Tarphotorph's Antique Weapon Emporium. 47925 | Vaults:4 | Gained Bogwik as an ally 48421 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: thx arbeogh 48463 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: beogh, the god of cruelty, violence, and also your friends supporting you no matter what 48464 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: beogh is the most wholesome violence god 48464 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: da muthafuckin be0gh z0ne 48466 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: ...warden. 48466 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: what are you doing. 48467 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: he's being smart 48470 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: and locking the dangerous things away from him 48484 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: are the orcs too dumb to open the door... 48493 | Vaults:4 | Learned a level 5 spell: Silence 48534 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: lol 48534 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: lol. 48534 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: lol? 48534 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: that's... it? 48534 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: wow 48534 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: wow 48534 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: :| 48534 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: uh 48534 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: a single pip. 48534 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: yep 48534 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: it's FINE, who cares about banishment and whatnot 48975 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: worrying when crypt is probably the safest place to go 48976 | Crypt:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Crypt 49019 | Crypt:1 | Haifisch: maybe it'll have an MR ring. 49021 | Crypt:1 | Haifisch: distort mace 49031 | Crypt:1 | Haifisch: https://i.redd.it/mi4p6ds4p2w21.jpg :| 49244 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: i didnt know only girls could be loved, or have coffee and donuts, and that only boys could be astronauts and play basketball 49244 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: lesson learned 49266 | Crypt:1 | Haifisch: also only girls get foiled stickers 49267 | Crypt:1 | Haifisch: for some reason 49310 | Crypt:1 | Haifisch: and flamingoes are for girls and sharks are for boys 49311 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: i guess you're just a very confused person 49315 | Crypt:1 | Haifisch: accurate tbh 49317 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: heh 49348 | Crypt:1 | Haifisch: https://i.redd.it/273uc7lihyv21.jpg the four genders: boy, girl, toddler, applesauce 49353 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: pfft. 49374 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: you could accurately describe my gender as applesauce and not much nuance would be lost, tbf 49389 | Crypt:1 | Haifisch: but is it all-natural applesauce??? 49389 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: definitely not 49662 | Crypt:1 | Reached XP level 23. HP: 188/188 MP: 30/32 49687 | Crypt:1 | Haifisch: https://i.redd.it/q1nlfjewouv21.jpg aaaaa 49692 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: it 49692 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: wow 49692 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: i... hm 49692 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: i don't have words 49692 | Crypt:1 | Haifisch: first of all, something called "she driver" should probably be a sex toy and not an actual screwdriver 49692 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: yes 49692 | Crypt:1 | Haifisch: second of all, the feathers??? 49692 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: the aesthetic on those is halfway there tbh 49765 | Crypt:1 | Paralysed by a vampire knight for 7 turns 49835 | Crypt:1 | Haifisch: make sure your screwdriver set is made of an easily cleaned, nonporous material 49841 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: please make sure your screwdriver has a flared base 49897 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: you can never be too careful 50033 | Crypt:2 | someoneawful: ack 50034 | Crypt:2 | someoneawful: i dislike this 50034 | Crypt:2 | Haifisch: yikes 50034 | Crypt:2 | Haifisch: well the third stair might be better? 50066 | Crypt:2 | someoneawful: it was not 50067 | Crypt:2 | Haifisch: welp 50078 | Crypt:1 | Haifisch: what a terrible stair layout 50078 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: seriously 50078 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: hmm 50078 | Crypt:1 | Haifisch: I'd say stairdance but idk how that plays with followers 50078 | Crypt:1 | Haifisch: I guess if you could avoid them following you down 50106 | Crypt:1 | Paralysed by a vampire knight for 2 turns 50500 | Crypt:1 | Haifisch: if only the player could get over drain by just waiting 50500 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: :( 50610 | Crypt:2 | someoneawful: MR+ plate, but then i'd have no rF... 50610 | Crypt:2 | someoneawful: hmm 50610 | Crypt:2 | someoneawful: it's an option anyway 50649 | Crypt:2 | Learned a level 3 spell: Portal Projectile 50661 | Crypt:2 | Haifisch: https://i.redd.it/d5yfyk5ultv21.jpg hmm 50670 | Crypt:2 | someoneawful: hmmmm. 50670 | Crypt:2 | someoneawful: why, though. 51448 | Crypt:2 | Haifisch: https://i.redd.it/wmm56k0bwkv21.jpg developed for men's skin 51455 | Crypt:2 | Haifisch: only men's. it's very very different. 51455 | Crypt:2 | someoneawful: what is "classic scent" 51491 | Crypt:2 | Identified the Volume of Helpful Poison 51514 | Crypt:2 | Learned a level 3 spell: Regeneration 51518 | Crypt:2 | Learned a level 3 spell: Spectral Weapon 51565 | Crypt:2 | Haifisch: "vaguely spicy/woodsy/'fresh'" 51598 | Crypt:2 | Haifisch: probably 51598 | Crypt:2 | someoneawful: "orcs will kill them all!" 51598 | Crypt:2 | someoneawful: but arbeogh 51598 | Crypt:2 | someoneawful: they're already dead 51621 | Crypt:2 | Haifisch: orcs will re-kill them all! 51622 | Crypt:3 | Entered Level 3 of the Crypt 51628 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: skullcrypt 51628 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: oh, skull crypt 51628 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: e;fb 51643 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: I like how it's that instantly identifiable 51653 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: without even leaving the first room 51737 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: now entering the bone zone 51745 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: rattle rattle 51814 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: getting thoroughly bonetrousled 51814 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: https://i.redd.it/eza3c443edv21.jpg lmfao 51814 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: nice. 51901 | Crypt:3 | Found a basalt altar of Yredelemnul. 51917 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: uh 51927 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: tweedle tweedle 51927 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: i'm a bard 51936 | Crypt:3 | Reached skill level 1 in Hexes 51953 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: stupid 51953 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: pain mirror 52281 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: look 52285 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: just don't die to one in a zig 52285 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: and you're fine 52285 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: heh 52285 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: it's true 52361 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: deep thoughts: how are halos/umbras so powerful you can see them from the other side of a wall 52454 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: look. 52454 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: don't think about it so hard. 52499 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: you see here a box of beats 52501 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: untz untz untz 52509 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: i told you i was a bard 52509 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: I don't see any song of slaying going 52509 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: just saying 52509 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: :v 52509 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: hmf 52512 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: nobody's taught me the words to the Orcish anthem yet 52515 | Crypt:3 | Reached XP level 24. HP: 150/195 MP: 30/32 52536 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: plutonium. 52644 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: give it to an orc for fu ntimes 52644 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: that seems 52644 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: like a horrible idea 52646 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: it'd be great! 52659 | Crypt:3 | Identified the Handbook of Assistive Battle Magic 52662 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: for my viewing entertainment 52662 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: arbeogh... 52662 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: Arbeogh mood 52662 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: seriously 52711 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: orc team theme: RED 52712 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: except roka, he didn't get the memo 52712 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: too 52712 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: much 52712 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: flay 52715 | Crypt:3 | Paralysed by a lich for 3 turns 52723 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: "some strange prayers to beogh" how strange are they 52725 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: for them to be strange to you 52726 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: the messiah 52797 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: that's a good, and very concerning, questionm 52856 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: let's pretend they're hilarious strange 52856 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: bursting into song. 52856 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: beogh: the musical. 52932 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: ah, a necronomicon. 52973 | Crypt:3 | Found a staircase to the Tomb. 52977 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: skull 52981 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: hey, quicksilver dragon armor, that has MR+ :v 52981 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: and like 6 AC 52981 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: heh 52981 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: jesus why can't i hit this skull 52981 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: flay 52981 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: is not okay 52982 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: wow no acid wand 52982 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: yeah 52982 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: it's been a problem 52986 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: success 52986 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: sometimes you have to just tell the orcs what to do i guess 53039 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: MR++. 53039 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: quicksilver dragon scales 9AC, 7ER, MR+, cannot be enchanted. Sometimes drops from quicksilver dragons. Quicksilver dragon scales are always +0, even as an artifact. 53039 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: oh sorry they're 9AC. 53039 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: so much better. 53039 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: heh 53039 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: and unable to be enchanted further 53200 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: I get the flavor but it makes them so trash 53200 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: unless you find one on like d3 and wear it until lair or w/e 53200 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: the fact they even are +0 as artifacts is sad, yeah 53200 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: welp 53200 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: it's late and i don't want to die from having MR+ and being an idiot so i guess i'll save now. 53200 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: heh 53200 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: fair 53200 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: you can die from having MR+ tomorrow, or whenever 53200 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: what a frustrating character! 53200 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: clearly you should do v5 and it'll have tons of mr gear 53200 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: really other than not having MR+ this is fine. 53200 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: ... hahahaha 53200 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: ha. 53200 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: no. 53200 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: abyss scum for MR 53200 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: i guess i'll go to... 53200 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: d...ep..ths?.. 53200 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: go do slime, slime doesn't care about MR 53200 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: oh wait, golden eyes 53200 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: that is true 53200 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: but it- 53200 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: oh 53200 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: yeah. 53200 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: also i think the uh 53200 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: shining eyes check MR for polymorph 53200 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: oh, yeah 53200 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: welp! 53200 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: i'll figure it out later! 53200 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: depths it is, eventually 53200 | Crypt:3 | someoneawful: goodnight!!! 53200 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: future you's problem 53200 | Crypt:3 | Haifisch: night! 53588 | Elf:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Elven Halls 53590 | Elf:1 | Found Wemaotud's Gadget Emporium. 53817 | Elf:1 | Reached skill level 1 in Necromancy 54102 | Elf:1 | Reached skill level 10 in Dodging 54134 | Elf:1 | Found Uter's Gadget Boutique. 54751 | Elf:2 | Reached skill level 5 in Hexes 55232 | Elf:2 | Found a radiant altar of Vehumet. 55385 | Elf:2 | Found a huge runed gate. 55385 | Elf:2 | Found a huge runed gate. 55385 | Elf:2 | Found a huge runed gate. 55390 | Elf:2 | Found a huge runed gate. 55391 | Elf:2 | Found a huge runed gate. 55573 | Elf:3 | Entered Level 3 of the Elven Halls 55579 | Elf:3 | Found Ehogg's Weapon Emporium. 55818 | Elf:3 | Noticed Einwand's ghost (adept FoAc) 55830 | Elf:3 | Killed Einwand's ghost 56285 | Elf:3 | Noticed Aizul 56304 | Elf:3 | Killed Aizul 56304 | Elf:3 | Reached skill level 13 in Invocations 56382 | Elf:3 | Reached skill level 5 in Necromancy 56408 | Elf:3 | Reached XP level 25. HP: 111/205 MP: 14/33 56514 | Elf:3 | Got a wavering jade ring 56515 | Elf:3 | Identified the +6 battleaxe of Faisioqe {chop, rC+ Stlth+} (You took it off a deep elf mage on level 3 of the Elven Halls) 56516 | Elf:3 | Identified the ring of the Louse {Str+4 Int+3} (You took it off a deep elf mage on level 3 of the Elven Halls) 56519 | Elf:3 | Got a crude ivory amulet 56520 | Elf:3 | Identified the amulet of Beirab {+Blink +Rage rF- Str+4 Dex+3} (You took it off a deep elf mage on level 3 of the Elven Halls) 56636 | Elf:3 | Identified the +2 helmet of the Jackalope {rElec rPois rF+ Str+4} (You found it on level 3 of the Elven Halls) 56674 | Elf:3 | Identified the Almanac of Unstable Weightlessness 57061 | Depths:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Depths 57260 | Depths:1 | Found a gateway to Hell. 57465 | Depths:1 | Reached skill level 14 in Invocations 57801 | Depths:1 | Found a gateway to a ziggurat. 57867 | Depths:1 | Got a warped ivory ring 57868 | Depths:1 | Identified the ring "Jois" {rN+ Stlth+} (You found it on level 1 of the Depths) 57900 | Depths:1 | Identified the Almanac of Lethal Transmigration 58189 | Depths:2 | Got a slimy jade ring 58194 | Depths:2 | Identified the ring of Qolaibb {rElec Str+4 SInv} (You took it off a fire giant on level 2 of the Depths) 58370 | Depths:2 | Found the +9 sword of Zonguldrok {reap} 58646 | Depths:2 | Reached skill level 15 in Invocations 58722 | Depths:2 | Reached skill level 1 in Air Magic 59046 | Depths:3 | Found Suerim's Jewellery Emporium. 59071 | Depths:3 | Noticed Frederick 59076 | Depths:3 | Your ally Syrus died 59084 | Depths:3 | Killed Frederick 59085 | Depths:3 | Reached XP level 26. HP: 176/219 MP: 23/34 59087 | Depths:3 | Reached skill level 15 in Fighting 59149 | Depths:3 | Bought an uncursed ring of protection from magic for 375 gold pieces 59168 | Depths:3 | Found Xunic's Elemental Accessories. 59187 | Depths:3 | Found the +8 longbow "Zephyr" {speed, Dex+3 SInv} 59217 | Depths:3 | Got a vibrating silver ring 59220 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: ??zephyr 59220 | Depths:3 | seam: zephyr[1/1]: The +8 longbow "Zephyr" {speed, Dex+3 SInv}. Called the longbow of Krishna "Sharnga" before 0.20. 59248 | Depths:3 | Noticed the Enchantress 59257 | Depths:3 | Killed the Enchantress 59263 | Depths:3 | Noticed Nikola 59271 | Depths:3 | Killed Nikola 59287 | Depths:3 | Identified the ring of Vuskeza {-Tele EV+1 Int+5} (You found it on level 3 of the Depths) 59444 | Depths:3 | Found a one-way gate leading to the halls of Pandemonium. 59496 | Depths:3 | Reached skill level 10 in Hexes 59530 | Depths:3 | Noticed Louise 59538 | Depths:3 | Killed Louise 59539 | Depths:3 | Found a one-way gate to the infinite horrors of the Abyss. 59988 | Depths:3 | Reached skill level 16 in Invocations 60127 | Depths:3 | Noticed a juggernaut 60131 | Depths:3 | Noticed an ancient lich 60133 | Depths:3 | Killed a juggernaut 60138 | Depths:3 | Killed an ancient lich 60152 | Depths:3 | Reached skill level 5 in Air Magic 60160 | Depths:3 | Your ally Beowulf died 61252 | Depths:4 | Noticed Margery 61259 | Depths:4 | Killed Margery 61381 | Depths:4 | Reached skill level 17 in Invocations 61682 | Depths:4 | Reached XP level 27. HP: 202/230 MP: 27/35 61799 | Depths:4 | Found Otunuky's Gadget Emporium. 61799 | Depths:4 | Found Kamojaep's Jewellery Boutique. 61800 | Depths:4 | Found Longuak's Gadget Emporium. 61808 | Depths:4 | Bought a +6 amulet of reflection for 1111 gold pieces 61959 | Depths:4 | Found Onuz's Food Emporium. 62342 | Depths:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Depths 62397 | Depths:5 | Reached skill level 18 in Invocations 63285 | Depths:5 | Found Deynlir's Magic Scroll Shoppe. 63291 | Depths:5 | Bought a scroll of acquirement for 572 gold pieces 63291 | Depths:5 | Bought a scroll of acquirement for 572 gold pieces 63291 | Depths:5 | Bought a scroll of teleportation for 33 gold pieces 63291 | Depths:5 | Bought a scroll of blinking for 82 gold pieces 63291 | Depths:5 | Bought a scroll of magic mapping for 38 gold pieces 63291 | Depths:5 | Bought a scroll of recharging for 104 gold pieces 63293 | Depths:5 | Got a pair of distressingly furry boots 63304 | Depths:5 | Identified the +0 pair of boots of Xoena {-Cast rPois rCorr Stlth+} (You acquired it on level 5 of the Depths) 63316 | Depths:5 | Got a twisted hat 63327 | Depths:5 | Identified the +0 hat of Kytza {rPois Regen+ Str-3 Int+4} (You acquired it on level 5 of the Depths) 63573 | Depths:5 | Reached skill level 19 in Invocations 64472 | Vaults:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Vaults 64600 | Vaults:5 | Reached skill level 20 in Invocations 64638 | Vaults:5 | Your ally Gorm died 64945 | Vaults:5 | Identified the Handbook of the Oath 65000 | Vaults:5 | Got a silver rune of Zot 65319 | Vaults:5 | Reached skill level 21 in Invocations 65452 | Vaults:5 | Got a scorched emerald amulet 65621 | Vaults:5 | Got a translucent hat 65632 | Vaults:5 | Identified the +2 hat of the Tuna {rPois Int-5 SInv Stlth+} (You found it on level 5 of the Vaults) 66026 | Vaults:5 | Gained Norbak as an ally 66056 | Vaults:5 | Got a sparkling marble ring 66602 | D:11 | Bought a scroll of identify for 34 gold pieces 66602 | D:11 | Identified the amulet "Jateshas" {Harm *Drain rPois MR++ MP-9 SInv} (You took it off a yaktaur captain on level 5 of the Vaults) 66696 | Orc:2 | Bought a scroll of identify for 20 gold pieces 66696 | Orc:2 | Bought a scroll of identify for 20 gold pieces 66696 | Orc:2 | Identified the ring "Vezinil" {*Slow rPois MP+9 Int+6 Stlth-} (You took it off a vault warden on level 5 of the Vaults) 66701 | Orc:2 | Got a pair of fine boots 66712 | Orc:2 | Identified the -5 pair of boots "Soorhiu" {Str+4} (You acquired it on level 2 of the Orcish Mines) 66746 | Orc:2 | thx 67124 | Depths:5 | Found a gate to the Realm of Zot. 67276 | Depths:5 | Identified Fet Ypuz's Collected Works on Entrancing Attacks 67315 | Zot:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Realm of Zot 67386 | Zot:1 | Noticed an orb of fire 67394 | Zot:1 | Killed an orb of fire 67410 | Zot:1 | Reached skill level 10 in Air Magic 68650 | Zot:2 | yikes 68865 | Zot:2 | Reached skill level 22 in Invocations 68928 | Zot:2 | so many purple draconains 68928 | Zot:2 | fuck off 70817 | Zot:4 | Reached skill level 23 in Invocations 71551 | Zot:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Realm of Zot 72211 | Zot:5 | Noticed an ancient lich 72223 | Zot:5 | Killed an ancient lich 72223 | Zot:5 | Reached skill level 24 in Invocations 72388 | Zot:5 | Noticed an orb of fire 72390 | Zot:5 | Noticed an ancient lich 72404 | Zot:5 | Your ally died 72405 | Zot:5 | Killed an ancient lich 72409 | Zot:5 | Killed an orb of fire 72409 | Zot:5 | Reached skill level 15 in Evocations 72587 | Zot:5 | Noticed an ancient lich 72594 | Zot:5 | Killed an ancient lich 72596 | Zot:5 | Reached skill level 25 in Invocations 72598 | Zot:5 | Noticed an orb of fire 72599 | Zot:5 | Noticed an orb of fire 72608 | Zot:5 | Killed an orb of fire 72608 | Zot:5 | Your ally Spirok died 72608 | Zot:5 | Your ally Arbeogh died 72612 | Zot:5 | Killed an orb of fire 72630 | Zot:5 | Your ally Syrus died 72695 | Zot:5 | RIP saint roka 72695 | Zot:5 | no clue why you're here and not somewhere reasonable 72718 | Zot:5 | Noticed an orb of fire 72733 | Zot:5 | Killed an orb of fire 72735 | Zot:5 | Reached skill level 26 in Invocations 72799 | Zot:5 | Noticed an ancient lich 72808 | Zot:5 | Killed an ancient lich 72923 | Zot:5 | Got the Orb of Zot 72975 | Zot:5 | Your ally Arbeogh died 72981 | Zot:5 | Noticed Gupluh the pandemonium lord 72999 | Zot:5 | Killed Gupluh the pandemonium lord 73110 | Depths:5 | Reached skill level 27 in Invocations 73305 | D:13 | Gained mutation: You are occasionally teleported next to monsters. [mutagenic glow] 73422 | D:8 | Gained Alork as an ally 73574 | D:1 | orc 73574 | D:1 | party 73575 | D:$ | Escaped with the Orb! Vanquished Creatures 3 orbs of fire (Zot:5) 3 ancient liches (Zot:5) A juggernaut (Depths:3) Margery (Depths:4) Frederick (Depths:3) Xtahua (Vaults:2) A caustic shrike (Depths:4) 2 Killer Klowns (Zot:5) 5 golden dragons A profane servitor (D:8) the Enchantress (Depths:3) 4 liches 3 electric golems Asterion (Snake:4) 16 Orb Guardians A deep elf blademaster (Elf:3) 9 tentacled monstrosities 3 titans 5 quicksilver dragons 4 ancient champions 5 sphinxes 3 deep elf master archers 13 tengu reavers 6 death cobs An Executioner (Depths:1) 9 storm dragons 2 revenants 6 draconian monks 8 shadow dragons 10 fire giants A shadow dragon (shapeshifter) (Depths:2) A nagaraja (Snake:4) 4 deep elf sorcerers A fire giant (shapeshifter) (Vaults:5) 2 iron dragons (Depths:2) A draconian knight (Zot:2) A ghost moth (shapeshifter) (Depths:2) Aizul (Elf:3) 14 vault wardens A caustic shrike zombie (Crypt:1) 5 draconian scorchers 6 ghost moths A deep elf elementalist (Vaults:5) 17 frost giants 4 draconian shifters 2 draconian annihilators 8 ironheart preservers A war gargoyle (Depths:2) A curse skull (Crypt:1) 3 spriggan defenders (Depths:3) 15 stone giants 2 ghouls 12 green draconians 3 vampire knights 16 very ugly things 7 white draconians 14 deep elf annihilators 4 spark wasps 4 black draconians 13 purple draconians 10 yellow draconians 9 deep elf demonologists 2 lorocyprocas (Depths:2) 8 red draconians Azrael (D:14) 10 ettins 7 deep elf death magi 2 merfolk javelineers (Shoals:4) 10 jiangshi 3 crystal guardians Erolcha (Orc:2) A blizzard demon (D:12) 6 fire dragons 6 merfolk impalers 15 yaktaur captains 3 rakshasas A monstrous demonspawn (D:11) 7 deep elf high priests 4 ice dragons 7 great orbs of eyes 3 hydras 5 spriggan air magi 5 naga warriors Erica (D:8) 2 juggernaut simulacra (Depths:2) 17 vault guards 28 two-headed ogres 3 merfolk avatars 8 centaur warriors 11 anacondas An alligator snapping turtle (shapeshifter) (Depths:2) A merfolk aquamancer (Shoals:4) 14 dancing weapons 7 ogre magi 5 death knights 8 deep troll shamans The ghost of eyebrow the Slicer, a novice MiAc of Nemelex Xobeh (D:8) 4 death yaks 2 satyrs (Shoals:4) An orc high priest (Orc:2) 3 vampire magi 6 deep troll earth magi 5 naga sharpshooters 6 spriggan berserkers 2 tengu warriors 6 shock serpents A large abomination (Elf:3) 15 deep elf knights A hell knight (Depths:2) 3 iron trolls (Depths:5) A fire crab (D:13) 4 sea snakes 2 salamander mystics 42 skeletal warriors A death drake (Depths:5) 5 shadow wraiths 21 deep trolls 2 wizards An unseen horror (Vaults:1) 10 ironbrand convokers 7 flayed ghosts A glowing orange brain (shapeshifter) (Vaults:5) A naga ritualist (Snake:3) 18 deep elf archers A glowing orange brain (Depths:3) 6 phantasmal warriors Pikel (D:6) 10 harpies 5 necromancers An orange crystal statue (Elf:2) 7 orc knights A wolf spider zombie (D:12) 6 lindwurms (Depths:5) 9 mana vipers 2 wolf spiders 12 manticores A mana viper (shapeshifter) (Vaults:5) A manticore (shapeshifter) (Vaults:4) A faun (shapeshifter) (Vaults:5) 44 deep elf magi 4 cyclopes 6 salamanders An elephant (shapeshifter) (Depths:2) 2 fauns (Shoals:4) 26 ugly things 22 slime creatures 4 merfolk sirens 2 elephants A stone giant skeleton (Crypt:1) A centaur zombie (D:12) 4 guardian serpents 16 moths of wrath An orange demon (D:8) A rust devil (Zot:4) 16 naga magi 3 water nymphs 19 black mambas An ice statue (IceCv) A dire elephant skeleton (Crypt:2) 2 gargoyles A molten gargoyle (Lair:6) 7 komodo dragons 10 spiny frogs 10 vault sentinels 3 rime drakes 2 efreet 6 tengu conjurers 2 kobold demonologists (D:14) A yaktaur (shapeshifter) (Depths:1) 46 yaktaurs 8 freezing wraiths A red devil (Depths:4) A queen bee (shapeshifter) (D:14) 16 merfolk A redback zombie (D:14) A merfolk (shapeshifter) (Vaults:5) A troll (shapeshifter) (Vaults:1) A hornet (Depths:5) 3 meliai (D:13) 17 polar bears 4 wind drakes 3 trolls A meliai (shapeshifter) (Depths:1) A blink frog (shapeshifter) (Depths:2) A hornet (shapeshifter) (D:13) A hydra skeleton (Crypt:1) A stone giant simulacrum (Vaults:3) A spriggan zombie (D:15) A boulder beetle (shapeshifter) (Vaults:1) A slime creature (shapeshifter) (Vaults:5) A dream sheep (shapeshifter) (Depths:5) Prince Ribbit (D:7) A fire dragon zombie (Crypt:2) 2 snapping turtles (Shoals:4) 6 hippogriffs A dream sheep (Lair:6) A centaur simulacrum (D:15) 33 flying skulls (Crypt:3) 2 shadows 2 air elementals (Elf:1) A neqoxec (D:13) A dire elephant simulacrum (Crypt:3) 3 spriggans 10 wraiths A tarantella (shapeshifter) (Depths:2) 46 yaks 2 wyverns 12 water elementals Eustachio (D:6) 2 basilisks (Lair:6) A yak (shapeshifter) (Vaults:4) 2 fire elementals 3 steam dragons (Lair:6) A vampire mosquito (D:13) A yaktaur simulacrum (Vaults:1) 6 wargs 4 acid dragons 33 nagas 2 water moccasins 3 porcupines 5 hell hounds A torturous demonspawn skeleton (Crypt:1) 4 small abominations 3 swamp drakes (Depths:5) 2 sky beasts A merfolk skeleton (Crypt:1) 8 ice beasts 7 orc warriors A slave (D:6) A black bear (shapeshifter) (Depths:1) 5 necrophages A fire dragon simulacrum (Crypt:2) A lindwurm zombie (Crypt:2) 23 ogres 2 eyes of draining A hornet zombie (D:9) 7 boggarts A phantom (D:10) 18 wolves 14 centaurs A tengu (D:8) 4 big kobolds A snapping turtle skeleton (Crypt:1) A lindwurm skeleton (Crypt:1) A crocodile (Lair:5) An elf zombie (Crypt:1) 19 bullfrogs 2 earth elementals 2 hippogriff skeletons (Crypt:2) A wyvern zombie (D:13) A water moccasin skeleton (Crypt:2) 3 scorpions 4 killer bees 2 howler monkeys (D:11) 5 wights An electric eel (D:14) 3 bullfrog zombies 7 crimson imps 3 lava snakes (Lair:6) 2 hounds 11 jellies 13 orc wizards 2 centaur skeletons 7 orc priests A bullfrog skeleton (D:5) 3 iguanas Jessica (D:3) 13 worker ants 8 sheep A killer bee zombie (D:10) A human simulacrum (Crypt:3) A mummy (D:12) A worker ant zombie (D:8) 17 gnolls A howler monkey skeleton (D:11) 10 adders A shadow imp (D:6) 4 white imps An ufetubus (Depths:3) 2 oozes 2 adder skeletons (D:7) A sheep skeleton (Crypt:2) 3 dart slugs 2 leopard geckos 28 orcs 8 bats 2 giant cockroaches 3 goblins 6 hobgoblins 11 jackals 2 quokkas A ball python (D:1) 3 frilled lizards 28 kobolds 2 leopard gecko zombies An orc simulacrum (Crypt:2) 2 quokka skeletons (D:7) A quokka zombie (D:5) 3 rats 4 crawling corpses 8 fungi 6 plants 2 tentacles (Shoals:2) A withered plant (D:15) 1676 creatures vanquished. Vanquished Creatures (collateral kills) A pandemonium lord (Zot:5) 2 orbs of fire 2 ancient liches Sojobo (Vaults:3) A curse toe (Zot:5) 3 Killer Klowns (Zot:5) 5 golden dragons Nikola (Depths:3) A profane servitor (Crypt:3) A bone dragon (Crypt:3) An electric golem (Zot:5) The ghost of Einwand the Warrior, an adept FoAc of Makhleb (Elf:3) A lich (Crypt:3) Jorgrun (Snake:4) 5 tentacled monstrosities 8 Orb Guardians (Zot:5) 7 quicksilver dragons A deep elf blademaster (Elf:3) Polyphemus (Shoals:2) A kraken (Shoals:2) 7 death cobs 8 ancient champions A sphinx (Depths:2) 3 storm dragons 3 revenants 3 draconian monks 3 tengu reavers 6 nagarajas 5 shadow dragons Donald (Shoals:2) 8 fire giants Ilsuiw (Shoals:4) 3 vault wardens 11 frost giants 4 draconian knights An iron dragon (shapeshifter) (Depths:2) A deep elf sorcerer (Elf:3) 5 draconian shifters 3 draconian scorchers A ghoul (Crypt:1) Louise (Depths:3) 3 deep elf elementalists 4 curse skulls 6 ironheart preservers 3 draconian annihilators The ghost of jaclynhyde the Devastator, a journeyman FDCj of Vehumet (D:14) 2 very ugly things (Depths:5) A deep elf demonologist (Vaults:2) 6 green draconians 5 stone giants An entropy weaver (Vaults:4) 8 black draconians 3 deep elf annihilators 5 purple draconians 6 vampire knights 5 yellow draconians 5 white draconians Snorg (Orc:2) 3 eidola 6 red draconians 2 ettins 5 merfolk javelineers 6 merfolk impalers 3 deep elf death magi 2 great orbs of eyes 4 jiangshi 4 rakshasas The ghost of rednecknazgul the Prestidigitator, a journeyman HEAc of Wu Jian (D:12) Fannar (Lair:1) 3 fire dragons 7 naga warriors 5 ice dragons 11 vault guards A hydra (D:14) A spriggan air mage (Depths:5) 11 anacondas 11 yaktaur captains 2 juggernaut simulacra (Depths:2) A two-headed ogre (shapeshifter) (Vaults:1) 26 two-headed ogres A catoblepas (Shoals:2) 9 death knights 3 dancing weapons (Elf:2) 4 centaur warriors 6 deep troll earth magi 2 satyrs 6 death yaks A spriggan berserker (Depths:1) 13 ogre magi A titan zombie (Crypt:1) 3 tengu warriors A vampire mage (Crypt:2) 5 shock serpents 10 naga sharpshooters 7 deep elf knights Nergalle (Lair:2) A fire crab (Lair:6) Sonja (Lair:2) A storm dragon zombie (Crypt:3) 2 iron trolls 2 hell knights 7 salamander mystics 28 skeletal warriors 18 deep trolls 2 unseen horrors 5 flayed ghosts 10 deep elf archers A shadow demon (Zot:5) 6 sea snakes A shadow dragon zombie (Crypt:1) A spectral wolf spider (Crypt:3) A sphinx zombie (Crypt:2) 2 wizards (Vaults:1) 5 ironbrand convokers 8 naga ritualists 7 lindwurms 2 orc knights (Vaults:1) 8 phantasmal warriors 18 ugly things A wolf spider (shapeshifter) (Vaults:3) 8 mana vipers 6 orc sorcerers 2 wolf spiders 12 harpies 4 necromancers A frost giant zombie (D:15) 33 deep elf magi 11 fauns 5 manticores 7 salamanders 2 cyclopes A shadow dragon skeleton (D:15) A moth of wrath (Zot:5) 12 elephants 7 guardian serpents 3 vault sentinels 3 water nymphs 5 merfolk sirens A centaur zombie (D:14) A titan simulacrum (Crypt:1) 12 naga magi 22 black mambas 2 molten gargoyles (Lair:6) 3 spiny frogs 2 rime drakes 15 yaktaurs 3 komodo dragons A tengu conjurer (Depths:3) An alligator snapping turtle skeleton (Crypt:2) A hydra zombie (Crypt:1) 6 freezing wraiths 16 merfolk 7 trolls 6 wind drakes A hornet (shapeshifter) (Vaults:5) A minotaur skeleton (Crypt:1) 5 slime creatures 4 hornets A harpy skeleton (Crypt:1) 3 boulder beetles 6 snapping turtles 6 hippogriffs 18 flying skulls (Crypt:3) An ettin skeleton (D:15) A redback (shapeshifter) (Vaults:4) 2 shadows An air elemental (Elf:3) 2 fire elementals (D:14) 3 water elementals 5 wraiths 18 yaks 2 basilisks A vampire mosquito (D:13) 26 nagas 5 wargs A porcupine (Lair:1) 6 water moccasins 2 hell hounds 7 orc warriors 3 ice beasts (Lair:5) A phantom (D:11) 2 sky beasts 35 ogres 3 boggarts 5 wolves 4 centaurs 2 small abominations 4 big kobolds 3 crocodiles 5 bullfrogs A hippogriff skeleton (Crypt:1) 4 earth elementals A wyvern zombie (D:14) A scorpion (D:12) A human simulacrum (Vaults:1) 3 killer bees 2 wights A swamp dragon simulacrum (Crypt:2) A yak skeleton (Crypt:2) 2 crimson imps A bullfrog zombie (D:12) 11 orc wizards 5 orc priests A hound (D:12) 2 jellies A bullfrog skeleton (D:12) 3 sheep (Vaults:2) A hound zombie (D:11) A howler monkey zombie (D:11) 2 gnolls (D:9) A halfling skeleton (Crypt:2) 9 orcs 2 kobolds 2 butterflies (Lair:3) 2 crawling corpses (Vaults:5) 2 fungi (Lair:5) 35 plants 2 tentacles (Shoals:2) 3 withered plants 1036 creatures vanquished. Vanquished Creatures (others) Saint Roka (Zot:5) A death cob (Zot:2) An eldritch tentacle (Vaults:4) 4 orc high priests 5 orc warlords A green draconian (Zot:1) A two-headed ogre (Vaults:1) A deep troll earth mage (Depths:2) 13 orc knights An ogre mage (Vaults:5) A merfolk aquamancer (Shoals:3) 10 orc sorcerers A deep elf knight (Vaults:3) 8 orc warriors An ironbrand convoker (Vaults:4) 10 orc priests 7 yaktaurs 5 orc wizards 2 wraiths (Crypt:3) A water elemental (Elf:3) A wyvern (Lair:6) A naga (Snake:3) An ogre (Depths:3) 3 wolves (IceCv) A lava snake (Lair:6) A hound (D:6) 29 orcs 2 fungi 14 plants 31 spectral weapons 5 tentacles (Shoals:2) 164 creatures vanquished. Grand Total: 2876 creatures vanquished Vault maps used: D:1: lemuel_arrival_behind_the_door_large, st_stairs_5 D:3: uniq_sigmund, uniq_jessica D:4: nemelex_xobeh_ov_fountains_minmay, minmay_temple_entry_statues, first_ration, uniq_duvessa D:5: gammafunk_temple_overflow_forgotten, minmay_shop_grid_forest, uniq_prince_ribbit1 D:6: minivault_4, kennysheep_generic_room_15, uniq_eustachio, uniq_pikel D:7: serial_shops, shop D:8: led_sif_book, old_standard_altar, grunt_ogre_cave, uniq_erica D:9: nicolae_overflow_hidden_temple, hangedman_ru_absence, basic_altar, minmay_large_rounded_square, minmay_fire_ice_demons D:10: fedhas_altar_4 D:11: david_lair_shrubbed, orc_0_dummy, serial_shops, nicolae_shop_crystal, nicolae_shop_trees, shop, shop, serial_glass, glass_columns_a, glass_columns_a, glass_columns_b, glass_columns_c, glass_columns_b, glass_columns_c, glass_columns_b, glass_columns_b D:12: serial_undead, serial_undead_c, serial_undead_e, serial_undead_b, serial_undead_f D:13: minmay_crescents, st_stairs_5 D:14: david_vaults_4, kennysheep_another_room, chequers_big_river, uniq_azrael D:15: gammafunk_depths_entry_grave, grunt_decor_one_mirror Temple: regret_index_temple_waves Lair:1: eino_small_chamber_without_monster, uniq_fannar Lair:2: basic_altar, grunt_megastairs_5, uniq_sonja, uniq_nergalle Lair:3: lemuel_fruit_fields Lair:4: elwin_shoals_entry_stream, minmay_snake_entry_spellcaster Lair:5: dpeg_slime_entry_enclosed_altar, portal_ice_cave_entry_ice_beasts Lair:6: cheibrodos_lair_end_hotspot, small_statue_intersection, minmay_lair_oklob_chamber Shoals:2: uniq_donald, uniq_polyphemus Shoals:3: cheibrodos_shoals_gigantism Shoals:4: shoals_end_grunt_ice, shoal_ilsuiw Snake:1: hangedman_corner_corridor, serial_bayou_shore_a, minmay_shoptagon Snake:2: grunt_ministairs_6, spider_trap, lemuel_fruit_tree Snake:3: serial_shops, shop_statue, nicolae_coiled_stairwell_up Snake:4: snake_pit_salamanders_mu, uniq_asterion, uniq_jorgrun Orc:2: kennysheep_orc_mage_school, serial_shops, nicolae_shop_behind_doors, shop_fountains, shop, nicolae_shop_trees, kennysheep_orc_chapel, uniq_snorg, uniq_saint_roka Elf:1: serial_shops, nicolae_shop_competitors_out_of_business, nicolae_shop_statue_plus, evilmike_minifort Elf:2: basic_altar, serial_sigils_hangedman_leer, minivault_23, minivault_16 Elf:3: elf_hall, serial_shops, nicolae_shop_crystal, spider_trap, uniq_aizul Vaults:1: st_lines, nicolae_vaults_little_squares_6, nicolae_vaults_little_squares_2, dpeg_vaults_monster_row, v_misc_10, vaults_room_fancy_cross, ontoclasm_vaults_eye, v_misc_11, nicolae_vaults_rhombus_6, vaults_room_fours, hangedman_vaults_river_flow, grunt_vaults_diagonal, ontoclasm_vaults_ring_square, grunt_vaults_bifocal, ontoclasm_vaults_ring_small, serial_ice_b, vaults_dpeg_ring Vaults:2: v_rooms_4, nicolae_vaults_little_ls, v_rooms_3, ontoclasm_vaults_chip, v_misc_14, v_alt_pattern_1, hangedman_vaults_cutoff, ontoclasm_vaults_decontamination, uniq_xtahua Vaults:3: minmay_crypt_entry_nasty_monster, nicolae_vaults_specimen_jars, ontoclasm_vaults_spin, hangedman_vaults_slice, ontoclasm_vaults_ring_square, v_misc_8, v_alt_pattern_1, v_misc_5, vaults_standard_mumra_enter_the_diamond, v_misc_28, hangedman_vaults_trim, serial_shops, shop, uniq_sojobo Vaults:4: ontoclasm_vaults_hangar, vaults_mumra_minichess, v_misc_28, vaults_mumra_chevron_long, ontoclasm_vaults_hangar, nicolae_vaults_mini_display_case, st_smaller_cells, v_misc_28, hangedman_vaults_corner, v_pattern_4, vaults_room_pools, v_misc_13, nicolae_vaults_little_squares_2, nicolae_vaults_little_squares_1, vaults_room_semicircle, serial_shops, shop Crypt:1: nicolae_crypt_small_crypt, grunt_megastairs_2, grunt_crypt_arrival_split Crypt:2: evilmike_ambush Crypt:3: grunt_crypt_end_deaths_head Depths:1: minmay_expanding_circles, enter_ziggurat_b, hell_entry, bh_walls_and_bars, hangedman_decor_diamond_cutter, minmay_swirly_circle Depths:2: hangedman_crystal_crosses_colossus, hell_entry, serial_shops Depths:3: little_maze_vault, rand_demon_pan_entry_8, hell_entry, nicolae_abyss_entry_one_way_or_another, serial_shops, nicolae_shop_temple_entry_statues_fountains, corexii_hall_statues_t, minmay_misc_feat_encased, nicolae_elemental_shop, infiniplex_staircase_diamond, uniq_enchantress, uniq_nikola, uniq_frederick Depths:4: kennysheep_green_arena, marbit_kobold_abyss_entry, nicolae_water_bricks, hell_entry, serial_shops, kennysheep_mini_moat, infiniplex_staircase_spiral, minmay_shop_grove, uniq_margery Depths:5: lemuel_castle_with_subvaults, grunt_hell_entry_dis_old, serial_shops, shop, hex_intersection Zot:2: grunt_ministairs_10, zot_minivault_2 Abyss:2: minivault_27 IceCv: ice_cave_caverns_03 Table legend: A = Turns spent in this place as a percentage of turns spent in the entire game. B = Non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in the entire game. C = Inter-level travel turns spent in this place as a percentage of turns spent in this place. D = Turns resting spent in this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place. E = Turns spent auto-exploring this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place. F = Non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place divided by the number of levels of this place that you've seen. A B C D E F +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+---------------------- Total | 100.0 | 100.0 | 8.4 | 32.6 | 39.8 | 1225.7 Dungeon | 29.6 | 28.2 | 12.5 | 42.5 | 35.5 | 1267.9 Temple | 0.2 | 0.1 | 28.8 | 0.0 | 96.6 | 89.0 Lair | 8.5 | 8.4 | 9.1 | 25.0 | 58.3 | 943.7 Shoals | 5.1 | 5.4 | 3.0 | 45.0 | 0.0 | 903.0 Snake Pit | 9.9 | 10.4 | 4.0 | 51.6 | 20.4 | 1750.0 Orcish Mines | 2.5 | 2.1 | 24.9 | 18.7 | 56.8 | 702.0 Elven Halls | 4.4 | 4.5 | 6.3 | 13.9 | 60.2 | 1007.7 Vaults | 14.7 | 15.1 | 6.2 | 28.2 | 44.1 | 2032.8 Crypt | 5.9 | 6.1 | 5.4 | 37.5 | 28.6 | 1368.3 Depths | 10.1 | 10.0 | 9.1 | 4.8 | 63.4 | 1350.4 Zot | 7.8 | 8.3 | 3.0 | 23.1 | 48.7 | 1117.8 Abyss | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 23.0 Ice Cave | 1.3 | 1.4 | 0.0 | 57.2 | 0.0 | 974.0 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+---------------------- Action | 1- 3 | 4- 6 | 7- 9 | 10-12 | 13-15 | 16-18 | 19-21 | 22-24 | 25-27 || total -------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------++------- Melee: Whip | 65 | | | | | | | | || 65 Hand axe | 55 | 216 | 395 | | | | | | || 666 War axe | | | 133 | 197 | | | | | || 330 Kick | | | 49 | 42 | | | | | || 91 Headbutt | | | | 30 | 91 | 71 | | | || 192 Battleaxe | | | | 205 | 593 | 163 | | | || 961 Executioner's axe | | | | | | 302 | 476 | 738 | 945 || 2461 Fire: Longbow | | | | | 29 | 280 | 285 | 142 | 1191 || 1927 Cast: Repel Missiles | | | 1 | | 3 | | 2 | 1 | 9 || 16 Blink | | | | | | | | 3 | || 3 Portal Projectile | | | | | | | | 3 | 5 || 8 Spectral Weapon | | | | | | | | 1 | 10 || 11 Regeneration | | | | | | | | 1 | 11 || 12 Silence | | | | | | | | | 3 || 3 Invok: Convert to Beogh | | 1 | | | | | | | || 1 Smiting | | | 2 | 2 | | | 1 | 1 | 16 || 22 Recall Orcish Fol | | | | 2 | 8 | 12 | 6 | 4 | 11 || 43 Give Item to Name | | | | | 2 | 3 | 5 | 3 | || 13 Resurrection | | | | | 1 | 2 | | 1 | 2 || 6 Stop Recall | | | | | | 12 | 6 | 4 | 10 || 32 Abil: Evoke Ratskin | | | | 29 | 9 | | | | || 38 Evoke: Wand | | | 7 | 5 | 7 | 12 | 15 | 6 | 23 || 75 Harp of healing | | | | | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 || 13 Lamp of fire | | | | | | 3 | 2 | 4 | || 9 Use: Scroll | | 10 | 2 | 14 | 9 | 13 | 12 | 15 | 30 || 105 Potion | | 3 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 10 | 10 | 2 | 9 || 43 Stab: Sleeping | 2 | | | | | | | | || 2 Paralysed | | | 1 | 1 | 5 | 3 | 8 | 1 | || 19 Distracted | | | | 3 | 17 | 12 | 13 | 8 | 28 || 81 Eat: Chunk | 1 | 5 | 10 | 36 | 25 | 29 | 19 | 15 | 35 || 175 Ration | 1 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 6 | 3 | 6 | 10 || 35 Armor: Robe | 10 | | | | | | | | || 10 Scale mail | 43 | 112 | 245 | 89 | | | | | || 489 Chain mail | | | | 115 | 357 | 320 | 121 | | || 913 Fire dragon scale | | | | | | | 156 | 329 | || 485 Plate armour | | | | | | | | 82 | 616 || 698 Dodge: Dodged | 82 | 123 | 233 | 137 | 216 | 308 | 301 | 429 | 511 || 2340 Deflected | | | | 2 | 12 | 83 | 46 | 39 | 65 || 247 Block: Other | | | | | 40 | 87 | 106 | 114 | 199 || 546 Reflection | | | | | | 10 | 17 | 10 | 21 || 58