Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup version 0.22-a0-891-g4570db133d (webtiles) character file. 2768865 someoneawful the Phalangite (level 27, 223/223 (224) HPs) Began as a Merfolk Gladiator on Sept 10, 2019. Was the Champion of Okawaru. Escaped with the Orb ... and 4 runes! The game lasted 05:06:47 (53227 turns). someoneawful the Phalangite (Merfolk Gladiator) Turns: 53227, Time: 05:06:47 HP: 223/223 (224) AC: 44 Str: 25 XL: 27 MP: 35/35 EV: 40 Int: 11 God: Okawaru [******] Gold: 1595 SH: 0 Dex: 36 Spells: 17/34 levels left rFire + + . SeeInvis + a - +9 bardiche (elec) rCold + . . Gourm . (shield currently unavailable) rNeg + + . Faith . M - +10 pearl dragon scales rPois + Spirit . K - +2 helmet {SInv} rElec . Reflect . t - +2 cloak {MR+} rCorr + Harm . p - +5 pair of fencer's gloves {+Riposte EV+3 Dex+10} MR ++++. R - +2 pair of boots of Azxobo {Str+3 Dex+2} Stlth ++........ u - amulet "Ruefisou" {rF+ Regen+ Int+4} HPRegen 1.87/turn w - ring of protection from magic MPRegen 0.24/turn n - ring "Koigo" {rCorr rF+ rN+ Int-2 Dex+5} @: regenerating, repel missiles A: change form in water, swift swim, stealthy swim, cold resistance 1, deterioration 1, high mp 1, poison resistance, subdued magic 1, MP-powered wands, sturdy frame 1 0: Orb of Zot }: 4/15 runes: barnacled, slimy, abyssal, gossamer a: Release Permanent Buffs, Heroism, Finesse, Renounce Religion You escaped. You worshipped Okawaru. Okawaru was exalted by your worship. You were very hungry. You visited 10 branches of the dungeon, and saw 53 of its levels. You visited the Abyss 1 time. You also visited: Labyrinth, Trove, Ossuary and Ice Cave. You collected 8409 gold pieces. You spent 6814 gold pieces at shops. Inventory: Hand Weapons a - a +9 bardiche of electrocution (weapon) (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 11 of the Dungeon) b - the +4 glaive "Grim Tooth" {freeze, MR+ Str+4} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 4 of the Shoals) It has been specially enchanted to freeze those struck by it, causing extra injury to most foes and up to half again as much damage against particularly susceptible opponents. It can also slow down cold-blooded creatures. It affects your strength (+4). It affects your resistance to hostile enchantments. Q - a +1 bardiche of protection (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 2 of the Realm of Zot) Missiles c - 23 poisoned javelins d - 6 javelins of penetration (quivered) H - 16 throwing nets Armour p - the +5 pair of fencer's gloves (worn) {+Riposte EV+3 Dex+10} (You bought it in a shop on level 4 of the Vaults) It affects your evasion (+3). It affects your dexterity (+10). t - a +2 cloak of magic resistance (worn) (You took it off a draconian scorcher on level 1 of the Realm of Zot) G - a +2 pair of gloves of archery (You found it on level 7 of the Dungeon) K - a +2 helmet of see invisible (worn) (You bought it in a shop on level 1 of the Vaults) M - +10 pearl dragon scales (worn) R - the +2 pair of boots of Azxobo (worn) {Str+3 Dex+2} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 11 of the Dungeon) It affects your strength (+3). It affects your dexterity (+2). Jewellery n - the ring "Koigo" (right hand) {rCorr rF+ rN+ Int-2 Dex+5} (You found it in a treasure trove) [ring of resist corrosion] It affects your intelligence (-2). It affects your dexterity (+5). It protects you from fire. It protects you from negative energy. u - the amulet "Ruefisou" (around neck) {rF+ Regen+ Int+4} (You acquired it on level 1 of the Realm of Zot) [amulet of regeneration] It affects your intelligence (+4). It protects you from fire. It increases your rate of regeneration. w - a ring of protection from magic (left hand) U - the ring "Fiosab" {rElec Dex+3} (You found it on level 5 of the Lair of Beasts) [ring of dexterity] It affects your dexterity (+3). It insulates you from electricity. V - a +4 amulet of reflection Wands r - a wand of acid (50) s - a wand of clouds (17) J - a wand of digging (24) O - a wand of iceblast (41) S - a wand of scattershot (17) Z - a wand of hasting (18) Scrolls g - 2 scrolls of summoning i - 5 scrolls of magic mapping j - 2 scrolls of enchant armour q - 16 scrolls of remove curse y - 2 scrolls of silence z - 27 scrolls of teleportation C - 10 scrolls of identify D - 4 scrolls of holy word I - 6 scrolls of fog N - a scroll of enchant weapon P - 6 scrolls of fear T - 7 scrolls of blinking Potions h - 6 potions of magic k - 8 potions of might m - 9 potions of restore abilities o - 19 potions of curing x - 8 potions of heal wounds A - 8 potions of agility F - 10 potions of cancellation X - 4 potions of resistance Y - a potion of invisibility Miscellaneous e - a lightning rod (4/4) l - a lamp of fire v - a harp of healing B - a phial of floods E - 2 sacks of spiders W - 4 boxes of beasts Comestibles f - 68 rations Skills: - Level 20.0 Fighting - Level 26.0 Polearms - Level 16.0 Throwing - Level 15.0 Armour + Level 25.7 Dodging - Level 14.6 Stealth - Level 4.2 Spellcasting - Level 12.0 Hexes - Level 6.0 Charms - Level 6.6 Translocations - Level 6.0 Air Magic - Level 10.0 Invocations - Level 16.0 Evocations You had 17 spell levels left. You knew the following spells: Your Spells Type Power Failure Level Hunger a - Blink Tloc N/A 2% 2 ##..... b - Repel Missiles Chrm/Air ##.... 3% 2 ##..... c - Regeneration Chrm/Necr #......... 28% 3 ###.... d - Song of Slaying Chrm ##...... 3% 2 ##..... e - Spectral Weapon Hex/Chrm ###..... 1% 3 ###.... f - Silence Hex/Air ###....... 22% 5 ######. Your spell library contained the following spells: Spells Type Power Failure Level Hunger Cause Fear Hex ###....... 1% 4 #####.. Magic Dart Conj #... 32% 1 #...... Fireball Conj/Fire #......... 100% 5 ######. Conjure Flame Conj/Fire #....... 71% 3 ###.... Bolt of Fire Conj/Fire #......... 100% 6 ####### Bolt of Cold Conj/Ice #......... 100% 6 ####### Slow Hex ###..... 1% 2 ##..... Haste Chrm ##...... 100% 9 ####### Confuse Hex ###..... 1% 3 ###.... Throw Flame Conj/Fire #..... 45% 2 ##..... Freezing Cloud Conj/Ice/Air #......... 100% 6 ####### Mephitic Cloud Conj/Pois/Air #....... 41% 3 ###.... Ring of Flames Chrm/Fire #......... 100% 7 ####### Venom Bolt Conj/Pois #......... 100% 5 ######. Olgreb's Toxic Radiance Pois #....... 98% 4 #####.. Summon Small Mammal Summ #... 32% 1 #...... Bolt of Draining Conj/Necr #......... 100% 5 ######. Poisonous Cloud Conj/Pois/Air #......... 99% 5 ######. Animate Dead Necr N/A 98% 4 #####.. Pain Necr #... 32% 1 #...... Control Undead Necr #......... 98% 4 #####.. Animate Skeleton Necr N/A 32% 1 #...... Vampiric Draining Necr #......... 71% 3 ###.... Ozocubu's Refrigeration Ice #......... 100% 6 ####### Sticky Flame Conj/Fire #....... 98% 4 #####.. Summon Ice Beast Ice/Summ #....... 98% 4 #####.. Ozocubu's Armour Chrm/Ice #....... 28% 3 ###.... Call Imp Summ #....... 45% 2 ##..... Dispel Undead Necr #....... 100% 5 ######. Sting Conj/Pois #... 32% 1 #...... Sublimation of Blood Necr #......... 45% 2 ##..... Summon Demon Summ #......... 100% 5 ######. Corpse Rot Necr N/A 45% 2 ##..... Stone Arrow Conj/Erth #..... 71% 3 ###.... Recall Summ/Tloc N/A 24% 3 ###.... Agony Necr #....... 100% 5 ######. Spider Form Tmut/Pois #......... 71% 3 ###.... Blade Hands Tmut #......... 100% 5 ######. Ice Form Ice/Tmut #....... 98% 4 #####.. Dragon Form Tmut #......... 100% 7 ####### Deflect Missiles Chrm/Air ##........ 99% 6 ####### Shadow Creatures Summ N/A 100% 6 ####### Confusing Touch Hex ###... 1% 1 #...... Flame Tongue Conj/Fire #.... 32% 1 #...... Passwall Tmut/Erth #....... 45% 2 ##..... Sticks to Snakes Tmut #....... 45% 2 ##..... Call Canine Familiar Summ #....... 71% 3 ###.... Metabolic Englaciation Hex/Ice ##........ 61% 5 ######. Lee's Rapid Deconstruct Erth #......... 100% 5 ######. Sandblast Erth #..... 32% 1 #...... Simulacrum Ice/Necr #......... 100% 6 ####### Excruciating Wounds Chrm/Necr #......... 96% 5 ######. Petrify Tmut/Erth #....... 98% 4 #####.. Shroud of Golubria Chrm/Tloc ##........ 3% 2 ##..... Inner Flame Hex/Fire ##...... 8% 3 ###.... Aura of Abjuration Summ #......... 100% 5 ######. Beastly Appendage Tmut #..... 32% 1 #...... Iskenderun's Battlesphe Conj/Chrm #....... 96% 5 ######. Fulminant Prism Conj/Hex ##........ 26% 4 #####.. Dazzling Spray Conj/Hex ##.... 8% 3 ###.... Force Lance Conj/Tloc #....... 63% 4 #####.. Infusion Chrm ##.. 2% 1 #...... Searing Ray Conj #..... 45% 2 ##..... Discord Hex ###....... 100% 8 ####### Summon Forest Summ/Tloc #......... 94% 5 ######. Summon Lightning Spire Summ/Air #....... 69% 4 #####.. Summon Guardian Golem Hex/Summ ##...... 8% 3 ###.... Dragon's Call Summ #......... 100% 9 ####### Summon Mana Viper Hex/Summ ##...... 61% 5 ######. Gell's Gravitas Tloc ##........ 6% 3 ###.... Yara's Violent Unravell Hex/Tmut ##........ 61% 5 ######. Poisonous Vapours Pois/Air #..... 14% 2 ##..... Borgnjor's Vile Clutch Necr/Erth #......... 100% 5 ######. Phase Shift Tloc ##........ 52% 5 ######. Blade of Disaster Conj/Chrm #......... 96% 5 ######. Dungeon Overview and Level Annotations Branches: Dungeon (15/15) Temple (0/1) D:7 Lair (6/6) D:11 Shoals (4/4) Lair:3 Spider (4/4) Lair:4 Slime (5/5) Lair:6 Orc (2/2) D:11 Elf (3/3) Orc:2 Vaults (4/5) D:14 Crypt (0/3) Vaults:3 Depths (5/5) D:15 Zot (5/5) Depths:5 Altars: Dithmenos Jiyva Kikubaaqudgha Makhleb Nemelex Xobeh Okawaru Ru Sif Muna Trog Xom Yredelemnul Zin The Shining One Beogh Shops: D:5 [ D:6 ? Orc:2 }%[( Elf:2 ? Shoals:1 * Vaults:1 :[**} Vaults:4 [ Depths:1 [ Depths:2 ([ Portals: Hell: Depths:1 Depths:2 Depths:3 Depths:4 Depths:5 Abyss: Depths:4 Pandemonium: Depths:1 Depths:3 Depths:4 Ziggurat: Depths:3 Annotations: D:15 exclusion: oklob plant Elf:2 5 runed doors Innate Abilities, Weirdness & Mutations You revert to your normal form in water. You are very nimble and swift while swimming. You are very stealthy in the water. (Stealth+) You are magically regenerating. You are manifesting your weapon's spirit. Your melee attacks are strengthened by your song. You are repelling missles Your flesh is cold resistant. (rC+) Your body sometimes deteriorates upon taking damage. You have an increased reservoir of magic. (+10% MP) Your system is resistant to poisons. (rPois) Your spells are a little easier to cast, but a little less powerful. You expend magic power (3 MP) to strengthen your wands. Your movements are slightly less encumbered by armour. (ER -2) Message History (D) Dungeon (T) Temple (L) Lair (A) Shoals (N) Spider Nest (M) Slime Pits (O) Orcish Mines (E) Elven Halls (V) Vaults (C) Crypt (U) Depths (H) Hell (Z) Zot Where to? (Enter - D:1 @ (x,y), ? - help) An Orb Guardian comes into view. The Orb Guardian hits your spectral weapon! Your spectral weapon shares its damage with you! The Orb Guardian hits your spectral weapon! Your spectral weapon shares its damage with you! Your spectral weapon fades away. The Orb Guardian misses you. You riposte. You draw out your weapon's spirit! You hit the Orb Guardian. Lightning courses through the Orb Guardian! The Orb Guardian is moderately wounded. A soul eater comes into view. There is a staircase leading out of the dungeon here. The Orb Guardian hits you but does no damage. The Orb Guardian misses you. The soul eater completely misses you. You have escaped! #.#############.####.####.#.##[.. #.######## #.# #.# #.#.##... .........# ####.####.# #.#.##### .#######.###.........## #.#.# ..# #.##...........###.#.# ..######.#....#####....##.#.## ## .............#.....#.........# #. #.######.#..#...(...#..#.##..# #. #.# #...#...X@3...#...##..###. #.#### #....#.......#............ #..(.####....#.....#..#.....####. #....(..####..#####..#......# #. ##...##(# ##.......##.####.# #. #...##.# ##########.## #.# #. #...##.# #..# #.# #. #...##.# ##.###+##### #...##.# #.#.....# You could see an Orb Guardian, a soul eater and a friendly spectral bardiche of electrocution. Notes Turn | Place | Note -------+----------+------------------------------------------- 0 | D:1 | someoneawful the Merfolk Gladiator began the quest for the Orb. 0 | D:1 | Reached XP level 1. HP: 16/16 MP: 1/1 224 | D:1 | Reached skill level 5 in Polearms 263 | D:1 | Reached XP level 2. HP: 16/22 MP: 2/2 815 | D:2 | Found a viscous altar of Jiyva. 934 | D:2 | Reached XP level 3. HP: 25/27 MP: 3/3 1024 | D:2 | Reached skill level 1 in Armour 1028 | D:2 | Reached XP level 4. HP: 30/33 MP: 4/4 1703 | D:2 | Reached skill level 6 in Polearms 2069 | D:3 | Reached XP level 5. HP: 38/38 MP: 4/5 2700 | D:3 | Found a faded altar of an unknown god. 2702 | D:3 | Became a worshipper of Warmaster Okawaru 2702 | D:3 | Reached * piety under Okawaru 2893 | D:3 | Noticed w00t's ghost (amateur OpCj) 2906 | D:3 | Killed w00t's ghost 2906 | D:3 | Reached XP level 6. HP: 41/44 MP: 6/6 3072 | D:4 | Reached skill level 1 in Invocations 3207 | D:4 | Noticed Menkaure 3224 | D:4 | Killed Menkaure 3224 | D:4 | Reached ** piety under Okawaru 3224 | D:4 | Reached skill level 7 in Polearms 3224 | D:4 | Reached XP level 7. HP: 50/50 MP: 8/8 3429 | D:4 | Found a shadowy altar of Dithmenos. 3651 | D:4 | Found a sparkling altar of Nemelex Xobeh. 3770 | D:4 | Found a glowing silver altar of Zin. 3929 | D:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Dungeon 3968 | D:5 | Found a sand-covered staircase. 3977 | Ossuary | Entered an ossuary 4560 | D:5 | Reached XP level 8. HP: 29/56 MP: 10/10 4854 | D:5 | Reached skill level 8 in Polearms 5696 | D:5 | Found Tohyasme's Antique Armour Boutique. 5703 | D:5 | Bought a runed chain mail for 232 gold pieces 6236 | D:6 | Found a deep blue altar of Sif Muna. 6240 | D:6 | Reached skill level 5 in Throwing 6240 | D:6 | Reached skill level 5 in Armour 6470 | D:6 | Found Ycoogarr's Magic Scroll Emporium. 6515 | D:6 | Reached skill level 9 in Polearms 6515 | D:6 | Reached XP level 9. HP: 45/61 MP: 9/12 6807 | D:7 | Reached *** piety under Okawaru 6881 | D:7 | Noticed Prince Ribbit 6894 | D:7 | Killed Prince Ribbit 6955 | D:7 | Reached skill level 5 in Invocations 7078 | D:7 | Reached skill level 10 in Polearms 7082 | D:7 | Reached **** piety under Okawaru 7300 | D:7 | Killed an unseen horror 7300 | D:7 | Reached skill level 11 in Polearms 7300 | D:7 | Reached XP level 10. HP: 26/67 MP: 13/14 7543 | D:7 | Found a staircase to the Ecumenical Temple. 7580 | D:7 | Reached ***** piety under Okawaru 7780 | D:7 | Learned a level 2 spell: Blink 7960 | D:8 | Noticed a two-headed ogre 7971 | D:8 | Killed a two-headed ogre 7971 | D:8 | Reached skill level 12 in Polearms 8055 | D:8 | Found a sacrificial altar of Ru. 8323 | D:8 | Gained mutation: Your spells are a little easier to cast, but a little less powerful. [mutagenic meat] 8325 | D:8 | Gained mutation: Your flesh is cold resistant. (rC+) [mutagenic meat] 8326 | D:8 | Gained mutation: You are partially covered in icy blue scales. (AC +2) [mutagenic meat] 8399 | D:8 | Received a gift from Okawaru 8489 | D:8 | Noticed a two-headed ogre 8506 | D:8 | Killed a two-headed ogre 8506 | D:8 | Reached skill level 13 in Polearms 8818 | D:8 | Found an iron altar of Okawaru. 8932 | D:8 | Reached XP level 11. HP: 69/72 MP: 12/15 9437 | D:9 | Found a shimmering altar of Xom. 9506 | D:9 | Reached skill level 14 in Polearms 9508 | D:9 | Noticed a two-headed ogre 9751 | D:9 | Found a burning altar of Makhleb. 9854 | D:9 | Killed a two-headed ogre 9854 | D:9 | Reached skill level 10 in Throwing 10493 | D:10 | Entered Level 10 of the Dungeon 10679 | D:10 | Noticed a manticore 10687 | D:10 | Killed a manticore 11193 | D:10 | Gained mutation: You expend magic power (3 MP) to strengthen your wands. [mutagenic meat] 11194 | D:10 | Gained mutation: Your body sometimes deteriorates upon taking damage. [mutagenic meat] 11195 | D:10 | Lost mutation: You expend magic power (3 MP) to strengthen your wands. [mutagenic meat] 11196 | D:10 | Gained mutation: Your movements are slightly less encumbered by armour. (ER -2) [mutagenic meat] 11197 | D:10 | Gained mutation: You expend magic power (3 MP) to strengthen your wands. [mutagenic meat] 11198 | D:10 | Gained mutation: Your spells are easier to cast, but less powerful. [mutagenic meat] 11199 | D:10 | Lost mutation: You are partially covered in icy blue scales. (AC +2) [potion of mutation] 11199 | D:10 | Lost mutation: You expend magic power (3 MP) to strengthen your wands. [potion of mutation] 11199 | D:10 | Gained mutation: You expend magic power (3 MP) to strengthen your wands. [potion of mutation] 11199 | D:10 | Gained mutation: Your system is resistant to poisons. (rPois) [potion of mutation] 11199 | D:10 | Gained mutation: You have an increased reservoir of magic. (+10% MP) [potion of mutation] 11434 | D:10 | Reached skill level 15 in Polearms 11476 | D:10 | Killed an unseen horror 11476 | D:10 | Reached skill level 5 in Fighting 11498 | D:10 | Reached XP level 12. HP: 65/86 MP: 13/18 11504 | D:10 | Reached ****** piety under Okawaru 11878 | D:11 | Lost mutation: Your spells are easier to cast, but less powerful. [mutagenic meat] 11890 | D:11 | Found a staircase to the Lair. 11966 | D:11 | Received a gift from Okawaru 12408 | D:11 | Found a staircase to the Orcish Mines. 12482 | D:11 | Reached skill level 16 in Polearms 12905 | D:11 | Received a gift from Okawaru 12905 | D:11 | Reached skill level 5 in Dodging 12909 | D:11 | Got a pair of smoking boots {god gift} 12920 | D:11 | Identified the +2 pair of boots of Azxobo {Str+3 Dex+2} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 11 of the Dungeon) 13002 | Lair:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Lair of Beasts 13741 | Lair:1 | Found a glowing golden altar of the Shining One. 13999 | Lair:2 | Noticed a four-headed hydra 14008 | Lair:2 | Killed a four-headed hydra 14337 | Lair:2 | Noticed a six-headed hydra 14356 | Lair:2 | Killed a six-headed hydra 14356 | Lair:2 | Reached XP level 13. HP: 67/93 MP: 20/20 15043 | Lair:3 | Reached skill level 17 in Polearms 15743 | Lair:3 | Found a staircase to the Shoals. 16222 | Lair:4 | Found a hole to the Spider Nest. 17037 | Lair:5 | Received a gift from Okawaru 17091 | Lair:5 | Noticed Nessos 17093 | Lair:5 | Noticed Nessos 17093 | Lair:5 | Nessos changed into Nessos the deep troll 17101 | Lair:5 | Killed Nessos the deep troll 17101 | Lair:5 | Reached skill level 18 in Polearms 17147 | Lair:5 | Got a pitted platinum ring 17148 | Lair:5 | Identified the ring "Fiosab" {rElec Dex+3} (You found it on level 5 of the Lair of Beasts) 17395 | Lair:5 | Reached XP level 14. HP: 81/100 MP: 23/23 18059 | Lair:6 | Entered Level 6 of the Lair of Beasts 18090 | Lair:6 | Received a gift from Okawaru 18133 | Lair:6 | Found a staircase to the Slime Pits. 18166 | Lair:6 | Reached skill level 10 in Invocations 18338 | Lair:6 | Found a runed door. 18777 | Lair:6 | Identified 2 scrolls of acquirement 18940 | Lair:6 | Reached skill level 19 in Polearms 19438 | Lair:6 | Received a gift from Okawaru 20094 | D:12 | Reached XP level 15. HP: 93/105 MP: 23/24 20142 | D:12 | Found a labyrinth entrance. 20181 | Lab | Entered a labyrinth 20702 | D:12 | Noticed Fannar 20709 | D:12 | Killed Fannar 20844 | D:12 | Noticed Urug 20857 | D:12 | Killed Urug 21137 | D:12 | Learned a level 2 spell: Repel Missiles 21141 | D:12 | Learned a level 3 spell: Regeneration 21591 | D:13 | Reached skill level 20 in Polearms 21907 | D:13 | Found a portal to a secret trove of treasure. 21947 | D:14 | Found a sparkling altar of Nemelex Xobeh. 22070 | D:14 | Received a gift from Okawaru 22178 | D:14 | Found a frozen archway. 22191 | IceCv | Entered an ice cave 23169 | D:14 | Reached skill level 15 in Throwing 23183 | D:14 | Found a gate to the Vaults. 23287 | D:15 | Entered Level 15 of the Dungeon 23476 | D:15 | Found a glowing golden altar of the Shining One. 23556 | D:15 | Found an ancient bone altar of Kikubaaqudgha. 23981 | D:15 | Noticed Sonja 24010 | D:15 | Killed Sonja 24054 | D:15 | Found a staircase to the Depths. 24464 | Orc:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Orcish Mines 24603 | Orc:1 | Noticed Maurice 24682 | Orc:1 | Found a bloodstained altar of Trog. 24810 | Orc:2 | Entered Level 2 of the Orcish Mines 24810 | Orc:2 | Noticed Azrael 24842 | Orc:2 | Killed Azrael 24859 | Orc:1 | Reached XP level 16. HP: 94/111 MP: 19/25 24877 | Orc:2 | Received a gift from Okawaru 24968 | Orc:2 | Reached skill level 10 in Armour 25000 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: got catslime loading art, clearly a good omen 25001 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: catslime bestslime 25044 | Orc:2 | Found a staircase to the Elven Halls. 25138 | Orc:2 | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh. 25144 | Orc:2 | Reached skill level 21 in Polearms 25186 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: how normal people relieve stress: ???. how I relieve stress: looking at dumb emoji mashups and watching cool people play crawl. 25186 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: i got okaywaru from a faded alter which is boring 25186 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: but sometimes you just wanna tab anyway 25186 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: at least oka is practical? 25186 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: and having infinite poison javelins is good, apparently? 25186 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: I say, as the dude who has to make himself NOT oka all the time. 25186 | Orc:2 | Noticed Josephine 25195 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: i was gonna go uskayaw but i kind of always go uskayaw 25195 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: uskayaw is like... broken 25209 | Orc:2 | Killed Josephine 25210 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: still remembering the vamp tooth+usk game I had 25210 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: TAB ALL DAY. 25214 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: lean on that tab key 25220 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: tab so hard it concerns spectators 25220 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: i do get concerned, it's true 25220 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: :v 25220 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: if I'm not terrifying you then I'm playing crawl wrong 25220 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: i heard of a mythical rcfile configuration that lets tab use throwing weapons 25251 | Orc:2 | Found Xymnad's Antique Weapon Emporium. 25252 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ED3pTp-X4AA1xG1?format=jpg&name=small terrifying 25252 | Orc:2 | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh. 25253 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: robot palace guards 25256 | Orc:2 | Found Ruefeoteapp's Antique Armour Shoppe. 25283 | Orc:2 | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh. 25314 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: today's merfolk fashion: striking yellow boots 25322 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: they're so... yellow 25322 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: like rain boots 25322 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: which is the opposite of what you need as a merfulk 25322 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: heh 25322 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: folk 25332 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: mer fulk 25332 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: mer falk? 25332 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: the mer who walks? 25332 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: yes. 25332 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: resists: who needs em 25332 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: i have 25332 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: a couple 25342 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: when the rmsl scarf is your best choice 25349 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: IDA... 25349 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: scales... 25349 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: pearl dragon armor... 25349 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: also PDA 25349 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: dang. 25349 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: public displays of armor 25349 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: ??pearl dragon scales 25349 | Orc:2 | beem: pearl dragon scales[1/1]: 10AC, 11ER, rN+. Sometimes dropped by a {pearl dragon} when it dies. 25349 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: probably a better choice than something really heavy for a merfolk anyway 25349 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: hmm 25349 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: the rN isn't super useful pre-extended but it's a really nice AC/ER ratio 25349 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: yes 25353 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: ??ice dragon scales 25355 | Orc:2 | beem: ice dragon scales[1/1]: 9AC, 11ER, rC++ rF-. Sometimes dropped by an {ice dragon} when it dies. 25406 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: plus i have a dodging manual. 25484 | Orc:2 | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh. 25498 | Orc:2 | Noticed Erolcha 25499 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: 7% 25499 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: cool 25504 | Orc:2 | Killed Erolcha 25505 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: it's single digits ,clearly you're fine to just tab 25506 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: she died. 25506 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: rip 25506 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: finesse with a bardiche: pretty okay 25506 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: ...lmao the emoji mashup bot crashed *so hard* it's taking multiple hours to fix it 25509 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: oh my god 25509 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: https://twitter.com/EmojiMashupBot/status/1171211637698781184 25509 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: that's fascinating 25509 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: i wonder why that one emoji mashup, specifically 25521 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: it saw the surrender flag and got confused 25548 | Orc:2 | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh. 25555 | Orc:2 | Found Olineor's Gadget Emporium. 25628 | Orc:2 | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh. 25641 | Orc:2 | Found Ditoig's Food Emporium. 25693 | Orc:2 | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh. 25698 | Orc:2 | Reached skill level 10 in Dodging 25701 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: tonight's dinner: big ol pot of mac and cheese, this time without sad cheese powder/butter combo acting as the 'sauce' 25704 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: yaaaay 25710 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: giant piles of cheese and carbs: because sometimes you're just going 'fuck it' 25710 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: just... butter and cheese powder is such a depressing thought 25714 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: it is 25751 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: it wasn't awful, but it was so 25751 | Orc:2 | Haifisch: "well this is my life right now" 25754 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: lmfao 25767 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: mood 25791 | Orc:2 | Bought pearl dragon scales for 4100 gold pieces 25837 | Orc:1 | Haifisch: also while I'm being moody, I think I'm just gonna not read the troon saloon for a few days 25838 | Orc:1 | Haifisch: after madposting twice in one day. 25841 | Orc:1 | Killed Maurice 25852 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: good plan probably 25953 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: i have a bad habit of fixating on negative spaces that i don't really know how to deal with very well 25955 | Orc:1 | Haifisch: after ruminating on it a bit I think it pissed me off extra bad because I already spend a lot of my life feeling like I'm struggling to be taken seriously. 25978 | Orc:1 | Haifisch: so this whole "shh, transmasc people, it's not about you we promise" thing is just kind of feeding into that? 25993 | D:11 | someoneawful: yes! 25993 | D:11 | Haifisch: also realized my jaw hurts because I've been stress-clenching it all day. 25993 | D:11 | someoneawful: oh no 25993 | D:11 | someoneawful: that's no good. 25993 | D:11 | Haifisch: I need a day off and I just had my weekend off :| 25993 | D:11 | someoneawful: :( 25993 | D:11 | Haifisch: thus, mac and cheese. 26050 | D:12 | Haifisch: stress eating: not great but it's better than ??? 26052 | D:12 | someoneawful: i'm sure the hell not a person who's gonna criticize it 26138 | D:8 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ED2yA2CWwAYGTqQ?format=jpg&name=small me right now, basically. 26187 | D:6 | Haifisch: "Ycoogarr" 26187 | D:6 | someoneawful: Ycoogarr 26187 | D:6 | someoneawful: how do you pronounce "yc" 26187 | D:6 | someoneawful: is it like a hiccup 26187 | D:6 | Bought a scroll of enchant armour for 112 gold pieces 26187 | D:6 | Bought a scroll of enchant weapon for 112 gold pieces 26189 | D:6 | Haifisch: Y'coogar 26190 | D:6 | Haifisch: trying to explain how I'm mentally pronouncing the y as a vowel without looking up official pronounciation schemes 26190 | D:6 | someoneawful: y: what the fuck is it 26190 | D:6 | someoneawful: "a sometimes vowel" 26295 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: ...why did you use an id scroll to id the amnesia scrolls you knew were amnesia 26312 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: because it bothered me that the game didn't actually have them identified okay 26312 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: fair. 26315 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: plus now i can put them on the floor 26315 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: I mean, I'm not in a position to be questioning anyone's life choices today. 26315 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: and disable auto-pickuping amnesias 26315 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: true! 26378 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: what's even changed in gooncrawl in the several months since I've paid attention to it 26380 | Shoals:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Shoals 26381 | Shoals:1 | someoneawful: i don't think very much has 26381 | Shoals:1 | someoneawful: afaik floodkiller is working on trying to make the race select screen be able to fit more than 26 races 26381 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: dang 26381 | Shoals:1 | someoneawful: which has turned out to be a whole ordeal 26381 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: I wonder how...whichever one it is with like 5000 races does it 26381 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: bloatcrawl? 26381 | Shoals:1 | someoneawful: that's a good question 26381 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: the one I vaguely rember playing a robot in for like 50 minutes. 26398 | Shoals:1 | Reached skill level 1 in Evocations 26470 | Shoals:1 | someoneawful: it had the race that is literally always worshipping xom and that makes it the best 26481 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: https://twitter.com/EmojiMashupFace/status/1170332732620193793 ah, the true artist emoji 26491 | Shoals:1 | someoneawful: it's true 26571 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: https://twitter.com/EmojiMashupFace/status/1170621656299184129 why is there a haircut emoji 26577 | Shoals:1 | someoneawful: seems more immediately relevant than the dang massage emoji 26577 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: https://twitter.com/EmojiMashupFace/status/1170089680777428993 two of them, even 26586 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: true 26586 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: also the zipper-mouth haircut emoji is me every time I'm getting a haircut. 26586 | Shoals:1 | someoneawful: gah yes 26586 | Shoals:1 | someoneawful: "please just cut my hair and don't talk to me" 26586 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: haircutter person trying to make small talk, me desperately wanting it to stop 26636 | Shoals:1 | Found Megonkuodd's Assorted Antiques. 26637 | Shoals:1 | someoneawful: "this is stressful enough as-is" 26643 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: "I don't want to seem unfriendly but also I don't want to talk this person my life story" 26747 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: "I'm too busy being needlessly concerned over the buzzer being so close to my ears even though I know it'll be fine" 26954 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: remember when hapries stole and ate your food 26954 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: clearly that's a great mechanic gooncrawl should bring back, for that touch of classic crawldev. 26954 | Shoals:1 | someoneawful: i literally starved to death on at least one spriggan because of it 26959 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: oh god 27247 | Shoals:2 | Haifisch: I don't know why the dumb update progress status messages from Discord please me so much, but they do 27250 | Shoals:2 | Haifisch: reminds me do the silly loading messages from sims games. 27250 | Shoals:2 | Haifisch: *of the 27255 | Shoals:2 | Found Jariluov's General Store. 27256 | Shoals:2 | someoneawful: it's pleasant, and more things should be pleasant 27256 | Shoals:2 | Haifisch: "revamped light theme" people use light themes??????? 27256 | Shoals:2 | Haifisch: fucked up if true 27256 | Shoals:2 | someoneawful: oh god why do they hate their eyes 27288 | Shoals:2 | Received a gift from Okawaru 27297 | Shoals:2 | someoneawful: shop mimic 27297 | Shoals:2 | someoneawful: . . . 27307 | Shoals:2 | someoneawful: i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed 27393 | Shoals:2 | Noticed Kirke 27437 | Shoals:2 | Killed Kirke 27527 | Shoals:2 | Haifisch: god idea: it has a lot of really good powers, but it also randomly makes a ton of mimics in the dungeon 27527 | Shoals:2 | Haifisch: is the annoyance factor worth it? YOU DECIDE 27527 | Shoals:2 | someoneawful: let xom gift mimics 27823 | Shoals:2 | someoneawful: "that 2104 gold was a mimic!" 27833 | Shoals:2 | Haifisch: xom chortles. something appears at your feet. the gyre & gimble was a mimic! 27841 | Shoals:2 | someoneawful: so rude 27841 | Shoals:2 | someoneawful: but so good 27888 | Shoals:2 | Haifisch: what's really rude: portal mimics removing your chance to get that portal for real 27892 | Shoals:2 | someoneawful: yeah, they should fix that 28045 | Shoals:3 | Haifisch: also, remember when mimics were actual monsters you had to fight 28045 | Shoals:3 | someoneawful: wtf is this vault 28045 | Shoals:3 | someoneawful: yes!!! 28059 | Shoals:3 | Received a gift from Okawaru 28065 | Shoals:3 | Haifisch: at least that made sense in old school D&D-style logic 28065 | Shoals:3 | Haifisch: now they literally just exist to annoy you? 28065 | Shoals:3 | someoneawful: you'd at least get exp from fighting the mimic 28065 | Shoals:3 | Haifisch: yes 28065 | Shoals:3 | someoneawful: though iirc they had constricting attacks and could kill you pretty easily if they were large ones like shop mimics 28079 | Shoals:3 | Haifisch: ...imagine going into that one vault where 70% of the items are mimics 28098 | Shoals:3 | Haifisch: while having to fight all the mimics 28098 | Shoals:3 | someoneawful: that would be incredibly nethackian 28143 | Shoals:3 | Reached XP level 17. HP: 88/120 MP: 26/26 28159 | Shoals:3 | Haifisch: new timed portal idea: literally just sokoban 28169 | Shoals:3 | someoneawful: ahahaha 28187 | Shoals:3 | Haifisch: nethack had a chance of that one floor that was just rogue, crawl should have a chance of something that's just nethack 28187 | Shoals:3 | someoneawful: i'd still take it over a dang labyrinth tbh 28187 | Shoals:3 | Haifisch: heh 28189 | Shoals:3 | Reached skill level 22 in Polearms 28206 | Shoals:3 | Haifisch: other portal idea: it's crawl but with the extremely old programmer art tiles for everything 28207 | Shoals:3 | someoneawful: yes please 28207 | Shoals:3 | Haifisch: minotaurs with tiny heads and GIANT BEEFY CROSSED ARMS 28282 | Shoals:3 | someoneawful: at least the -_- are still intact 28316 | Shoals:3 | Reached skill level 5 in Evocations 28359 | Shoals:3 | Haifisch: yes 28427 | Shoals:3 | Noticed a kraken 28438 | Shoals:3 | Killed a kraken 28518 | Shoals:3 | Haifisch: renaming monsters to have fewer "giant ___" things, but really they should have just made them all have -_- faces instead 28519 | Shoals:3 | someoneawful: the brocken 28520 | Shoals:3 | Haifisch: -_- lizard 28644 | Shoals:4 | Entered Level 4 of the Shoals 28646 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: giant player race but your paperdoll tile is just brock 28857 | Shoals:3 | Haifisch: nice hp 28857 | Shoals:3 | someoneawful: look it's fine. 28857 | Shoals:3 | someoneawful: alligater snapping turtles are just very aggressive 28874 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: mystery scroll 28875 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: oh 28875 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: wow 28875 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: lmao 28875 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: i still haven't found uselessness?! 28908 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: I remember seeing one in a shop but lol at buying it 29015 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: merfolk reasons: don't have to care about throwing things into the water 29025 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: plants: rude 29115 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: wonder when i'm gonna faceplant into ilsuiw 29176 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: is she actually guaranteed in shoals or just a really high spawnrate? 29176 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: I forget 29176 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: i think she's guaranteed? 29185 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: ??ilsuiw 29185 | Shoals:4 | beem: ilsuiw[1/2]: A cunning merfolk water-witch. Summons water elementals. Guaranteed to appear somewhere between Shoals:3-4, but only rarely above Shoals:4. 29186 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: well then 29186 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: "above shoals:4" ah 29187 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: the old days 29209 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDzU3ZuWkAIiTm8?format=jpg&name=small lmao 29209 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: oh no 29209 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: Do Not Eat 29234 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDx0ITzXoAEra6d?format=jpg&name=small another elfmoji for your set 29238 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: oh good it's making the emoji face that confuses old people 29269 | Shoals:4 | Reached skill level 15 in Dodging 29317 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: https://twitter.com/EmojiMashupFace/status/1170028740975497217 29317 | Shoals:4 | Received a gift from Okawaru 29318 | Shoals:4 | Got a twisted glaive {god gift} 29319 | Shoals:4 | Identified the +4 glaive "Grim Tooth" {freeze, MR+ Str+4} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 4 of the Shoals) 29320 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: "Man Fairy" what an unfortunate naming standard 29320 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: Grim 29320 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: Tooth 29320 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: GRIM TOOTH 29320 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: "man fairy" ahahah 29396 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: https://twitter.com/EmojiMashupFace/status/1169983229681721350 the regular fairy is Totally Not Tinkerbell 29515 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: spam clap emoji if you believe 29553 | Shoals:4 | Got a barnacled rune of Zot 29707 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDwhLM-UcAEWVzJ?format=jpg&name=small oh no 29707 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: ... 29707 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: imagine being stuck in the middle of a burning building 29707 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: and the dude who comes to rescue you 29707 | Shoals:4 | someoneawful: is a clown 29838 | Shoals:4 | Haifisch: the horror 29955 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: well that sure was shoals 29955 | Lair:3 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDsoaiSXYAIeScz?format=jpg&name=small concerning 29955 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: the hands are doing something 29955 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: the thumb didn't... quite 30025 | Lair:4 | Haifisch: https://twitter.com/MegaMagikarpY_/status/1169574965370400768 lmao 30025 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: ahahah 30025 | Lair:4 | Haifisch: cat: yelling 30026 | Lair:4 | Haifisch: I guess he got bored with...whatever he was doing 30026 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: just tell him "same tbh" 30027 | Spider:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Spider Nest 30031 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: ahahha 30140 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: why isn't it socially acceptable for ME to just yell constantly??? 30141 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: seriously 30141 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: sometimes i just wanna yell, a lot!!! 30180 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: but apparently that's antisocial and a bad way to handle an emotion 30245 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: it probably helps if your brain is good at, idk, actually expressing emotions with words??? 30248 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: imagine having that power 30253 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: i have the power of getting mauled by 100 spiders rn 30254 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: oh no 30255 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: your personal hell. 30371 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: don't die imo 30371 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: i got orbed 30424 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDtEBzmWwAA0d4D?format=jpg&name=small I want a reverse emoji set, where it's just the thinking face on everything 30450 | Spider:1 | Reached XP level 18. HP: 61/133 MP: 28/28 30451 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: thinking cat. thinking moon. thinking skull. thinking ghost. 30451 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: thinking cactus 30451 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: thinking shark 30703 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: thinking food 31170 | Spider:1 | Reached skill level 23 in Polearms 31239 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: entropy weavers, nobody likes you 31239 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: it'd help if they weren't running around naked all the tim etbh 31267 | Spider:1 | Received a gift from Okawaru 31267 | Spider:1 | Reached skill level 10 in Fighting 31268 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: a robe 31268 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: cat: playing 31270 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: for the first time since he got sick. horray??? 31272 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: yay!!! 31280 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: or maybe it's because I found a mouse which is clearly better than the other mouse that was laying around 31290 | Spider:1 | Haifisch: (to be fair the other one's been stepped on and squished flat-ish) 31521 | Spider:1 | someoneawful: poor mouse 31731 | Spider:2 | Haifisch: it's his fault for leaving it in the middle of the kitchen tbh 31777 | Spider:2 | someoneawful: it absolutely is. 31777 | Spider:2 | someoneawful: cats need to learn to put things away when they're done. 31843 | Spider:2 | Haifisch: of course that usually results in them stashing things under the stove 31843 | Spider:2 | Haifisch: or under the couch 31843 | Spider:2 | someoneawful: yes 31965 | Spider:2 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDvb-PxWwAAUwio?format=jpg&name=small 31977 | Spider:2 | Haifisch: warning 32000 | Spider:2 | Haifisch: spiders: why do they all hit so hard 32005 | Spider:2 | someoneawful: upside-down face looks kind of concerning on an actual person emoji 32083 | Spider:2 | Haifisch: it does 32148 | Shoals:1 | Haifisch: otoh it's a cop so you should be concerned anyway 32256 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: yes 32524 | Spider:3 | Haifisch: merfolk polearms apt: absolutely disgusting and should never change 32580 | Spider:3 | someoneawful: heck, give even more races a +4 aptitude in something 32670 | Spider:3 | Haifisch: og +4 M&F 32866 | Spider:3 | someoneawful: disgusting and i want it 33357 | Spider:4 | Entered Level 4 of the Spider Nest 33357 | Spider:4 | Noticed Aizul 33358 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: hizul 33359 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: 5% 33359 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: better than 25% 33372 | Spider:4 | Killed Aizul 33402 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: harmulet............ 33402 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: tempting but probably a terrible idea 33402 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: probably 33402 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: what's your current amulet 33402 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: nothing 33402 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: hmm 33402 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: still, the drain cost... 33402 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: i guess i can just take it off, the drain isn't that bad. 33415 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: THREE 33415 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: orb spiders 33618 | Spider:4 | Got a smoking shield 33619 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: ah. 33619 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: a demonic crawler comes into view. it talks about how having traps autofire as you explore the map is good actually. 33619 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: lmao 33619 | Spider:4 | Identified the +3 shield of the Cooper {rPois rF+ rN+++ Int-3} (You acquired it on level 4 of the Spider Nest) 33620 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: wow 33620 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: rip 33620 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: it's... actually a really good shield... 33620 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: i'm mad.... 33687 | Spider:4 | Received a gift from Okawaru 33776 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDrVVXkX4AALH2z?format=jpg&name=small imagine being saved from a raging fire by a catperson 33782 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: while i'd much rather be rescued by a furry than a clown, i'd worry that the fursuit was probably not fire-safe 33865 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: clearly you need to hope for a dragon furry instead 33865 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: (scaley?) 33865 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: scaley is a thing, i think? 33865 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: ...man i need to edit my rcfile to not give a crap about my tail turning into boots when i'm auto exploring 33866 | Spider:4 | Noticed Nikola 33867 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: tha twould be a good idea 33867 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: nikola? 33867 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: nikola. 33869 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: nikola is a spider/scorpion/moth now 33871 | Spider:4 | Reached skill level 24 in Polearms 33882 | Spider:4 | Killed Nikola 33893 | Spider:4 | Reached XP level 19. HP: 117/144 MP: 0/29 33977 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDqr7omW4AAQFs7?format=jpg&name=small something went weird 33978 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: oh no the face is falling off 33992 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDovffoXYAAzzZa?format=jpg&name=small incredible 34002 | Spider:4 | someoneawful: what a classy elf 34012 | Spider:4 | Got a gossamer rune of Zot 34015 | Spider:4 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDnqcwgWkAI7DP4?format=jpg&name=small 34289 | D:11 | someoneawful: kind of love the alien beret. 34305 | D:11 | Haifisch: same 34309 | D:11 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDncjIIW4AAOpwG?format=jpg&name=small I'm confused, this is just the regular cop emoji? 34309 | D:11 | someoneawful: ahaha 34366 | Elf:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Elven Halls 34367 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: mousefeel @mousefeel · Sep 4 Replying to @EmojiMashupFace When you claim you were defending yourself when you shot the unarmed teenager 34367 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: @chochlik31 · Sep 4 Replying to @EmojiMashupFace "Yeah, we lost the bodycam footage on accident... 34415 | Elf:1 | Reached skill level 1 in Charms 34453 | Elf:1 | Reached skill level 1 in Spellcasting 34465 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: basically. 34465 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: now i am murdering the elfmojis 34505 | Elf:1 | Noticed Asterion 34506 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: asterion. 34517 | Elf:1 | Killed Asterion 34518 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: rip. 34519 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: why did he have a tree potion 34521 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: don't kinkshame 34577 | Elf:1 | Received a gift from Okawaru 34587 | Elf:1 | Identified the +5 halberd "ETAOIN SHRDLU" {vamp, MR++ MP+9 Stlth+} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 1 of the Elven Halls) 34588 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: wtf is with that name? 34588 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: why is it in all caps? 34588 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: it's a scroll, but it's a halberd 34588 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: lmao 34588 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: pretty good tbh 34588 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: too bad it's a halberd 34588 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: i could have used that like, 12 levels ago 34610 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: ??halberd 34610 | Elf:1 | beem: halberd[1/1]: (polearms; -3 acc / 13 dam / 1.5 base delay / 0.7 min delay; two handed). A polearm consisting of an axe blade topped with a spike, mounted on a long shaft. Halberds chop hydra heads. 34610 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: ??glaive 34610 | Elf:1 | beem: glaive[1/1]: (polearms; -3 acc / 15 dam / 1.7 base delay / 0.7 min delay; two handed). A pole with a large, heavy blade on one end. Glaives chop hydra heads. 34615 | Elf:1 | Reached skill level 1 in Translocations 34648 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDnOv1lXUAAtxkE?format=jpg&name=small 34656 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: that's just a normal day at the hospital though??? 34662 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: looks accurate 34770 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDmzBtAXUAAdIgM?format=jpg&name=small 34771 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: meditating elfmoji 34780 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: ... honestly kind of creeped out by how its eyes are the same shape as its mouth so it looks like it has 3 mouths, and i've just ruined that emoji for myself 34814 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: lmfao 34831 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: now imagine all these elves with three mouths 34887 | Elf:1 | Haifisch: they deserve death. 34887 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: D: 35083 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDkNCh4XsAUvSet?format=jpg&name=small 35102 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: :thunk: 35103 | Elf:2 | someoneawful: it, uh... 35103 | Elf:2 | someoneawful: hm. 35122 | Elf:2 | Reached skill level 25 in Polearms 35146 | Elf:2 | Found a huge runed gate. 35146 | Elf:2 | Found a huge runed gate. 35146 | Elf:2 | Found a huge runed gate. 35150 | Elf:2 | Found a huge runed gate. 35151 | Elf:2 | Found a huge runed gate. 35295 | Elf:2 | Found Qoax's Magic Scroll Shop. 35296 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDieXUcXoAAoidD?format=jpg&name=small 35297 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: hairskull 35298 | Elf:2 | Received a gift from Okawaru 35299 | Elf:2 | Identified the +5 ice dragon scales of the Solstice {*Drain +Inv rPois rF- rC++} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 2 of the Elven Halls) 35300 | Elf:2 | someoneawful: why is that skull wearing a wig 35390 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDiCn2zWwAAH5X2?format=jpg&name=small 35394 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: the elfmoji set is filling out nicely 35395 | Elf:2 | someoneawful: he's so happy 35395 | Elf:2 | someoneawful: no elf is ever that happy 35507 | Elf:3 | Entered Level 3 of the Elven Halls 35530 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDhnBYvXoAAOw8v?format=jpg&name=small 35532 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: better or worse than the furry saving you from the fire? 35537 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: yikes 35563 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: imagine if the tengu race in crawl actually looked like japanese tengu and not d&d tengu 35568 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: oh man 35597 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: weird nose-beasts 35601 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDf4didXoAEcNI6?format=jpg&name=small wobbadoc 35605 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: i do not trust wobbuffet to make medical decisions 35743 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDfqqMnU4AAcMf7?format=jpg&name=small 35758 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: gah!!! 36144 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDeXrJAXoAALqIw?format=jpg&name=small the elves right now 36144 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: >:( 36155 | Elf:3 | Reached skill level 5 in Translocations 36163 | Elf:3 | Reached XP level 20. HP: 147/153 MP: 25/30 36165 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDbkFUNWwAA_Ar8?format=jpg&name=small 36167 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: possibly MORE concerning than the clown firefighter? 36167 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: vampire's tooth... 36167 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: a DEAD FIREFIGHTER. 36167 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: vamp tooth. 36183 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDc28TmXYAAjGjQ?format=jpg&name=small 36183 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: @LubeyLew · Sep 2 Replying to @EmojiMashupFace When you see a boot. 36185 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: nice hp 36185 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: pffft 36185 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: look this is fine. 36185 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: probably. 36193 | Elf:3 | Received a gift from Okawaru 36198 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: so many demonologists 36200 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: oh, it put a cloud on me 36200 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: impolite 36336 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDa6kqzXYAEsyzi?format=jpg&name=small oh dear 36337 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: the first oni on the moon 36343 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDXdW_FXYAAtIvi?format=jpg&name=small 36349 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: puking angel, the new official emoji of 2019 36349 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: can't blame it. 36358 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDVuxWqUYAQxp_8?format=jpg&name=small firefighter coming to 'rescue' you 36359 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: D: 36392 | Elf:3 | Got a bound iron ring 36393 | Elf:3 | Identified the ring of the Briny Deep {Wiz rN+ Str+8 Dex-5 SInv} (You found it on level 3 of the Elven Halls) 36394 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDVTK00UEAAE9y8?format=jpg&name=small you said elves would never have the money tongue. you were wrong. 36394 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: BRINY DEEP 36394 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: that elf is a fake elf 36394 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: ...man that would be a good ring if it didn't dex-5 36394 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: it would 36409 | Elf:3 | Identified the Tome of Stolen Souls and Aid 36425 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: stealth manual 36425 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: i guess sure why not 36436 | Elf:3 | Haifisch: ring of 'it's relec basically' 36485 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: what an underwhelming elf 36736 | Vaults:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Vaults 36780 | Vaults:1 | Found Jiny's Armour Emporium. 36788 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDWKYV0W4AAShzy?format=jpg&name=small sir you put your head on incorrectly 36788 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: Jiny 36788 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: by the looks of him he's struggling to keep his head attached 36788 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: so i guess it being upside down is, uh 36788 | Vaults:1 | Bought a +2 helmet of see invisible for 301 gold pieces 36810 | Vaults:1 | Reached skill level 26 in Polearms 36819 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDUATHhXoAMKxgC?format=jpg&name=small aliens need hair cuts too 36905 | Vaults:1 | Received a gift from Okawaru 36911 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: @twisted_eye · Aug 31 Replying to @EmojiMashupFace "Maybe shes born with it Maybe its milkywaybelline" 36912 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: lmfao 36912 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: twitter people... 36938 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: a delivery of purple has found you 36977 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: tempting 36977 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: but my muts are... kind of okay 36977 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: what even are they 36977 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: but what if you got rid of wandmut??????????? 36977 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: that rC+ and rpois are doing a lot of work 36977 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: wand mut isn't even bad and it's not like i'm using mp anyway 37037 | Vaults:1 | Found Enusa's Gadget Emporium. 37073 | Vaults:1 | Found Usteaff's Assorted Antiques. 37081 | Vaults:1 | Bought a potion of heal wounds for 190 gold pieces 37082 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: look it's the principle of the thing, or something 37137 | Vaults:1 | Found Wufrur's Assorted Antiques. 37146 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDTI5aDXYAE1OT8?format=jpg&name=small spicy 37233 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: a relateable feeling 37233 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: i've been in a professional kitchen before and they are Too God Damn Hot 37246 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: just like 100+ degrees in there 37305 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: people worry about spit in their food, but what about sweat in their food??? 37306 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: the concern nobody thinks about 37394 | Vaults:1 | Found Qimnaem's Book Emporium. 37504 | Vaults:1 | Received a gift from Okawaru 37511 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: oka, that's a triple sword 37524 | Vaults:1 | Identified the +3 triple sword "Hinotzop" {drain, rF- MR+ Int+3} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 1 of the Vaults) 37525 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: look we've known for a while that oka's vision is going bad 37525 | Vaults:1 | Haifisch: it's a sensitive subject 37630 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: i guess he's doing his best 37679 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDStLOAWsAAk8tY?format=jpg&name=small 37682 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: what healthcare workers are doing when you're not looking 37787 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: i love that the :thinking: hand is just... kinda there 37793 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: same 37804 | Vaults:2 | Reached skill level 10 in Evocations 37806 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDQU9mSWwAEr-NJ?format=jpg&name=small good. 37872 | Vaults:2 | Reached XP level 21. HP: 135/159 MP: 30/31 37920 | Vaults:2 | Received a gift from Okawaru 37930 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDPdoPNXoAIgY0S?format=jpg&name=small if you see this, be VERY concerned. 37951 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: a robe. 37951 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: maybe if i wear it he'll stop giving me robes. 37951 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: lmao 37951 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: the rofl face seems to have a few sliiight issues 38062 | Vaults:2 | Noticed Frederick 38063 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: oh it's frederick 38063 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: monocle, keen sense of tradition. 38063 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: guillotine. 38063 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: "keen sense of tradition" never a good sign 38080 | Vaults:2 | Killed Frederick 38275 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDNhPbrX4AAAEvD?format=jpg&name=small 8O 38276 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: the elf shouts! 38416 | Vaults:2 | Noticed Norris 38422 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: norris. 38437 | Vaults:2 | Killed Norris 38439 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: norris feeding on my intellect. 38603 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDNFolZXsAENFqD?format=jpg&name=small danger 38744 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: oh shit 39180 | Vaults:2 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDLypL_WwAAwt1n?format=jpg&name=small the heat never bothered me anyway. 39183 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: she's melting 39251 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDK7HNJWkAA1Dl8?format=jpg&name=small 39337 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: uhhhh. 39337 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: that's an elf with Problems 39393 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDKD6ddWsAAA0-2?format=jpg&name=small 39409 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: more Problems 39687 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: zombie fairy 39840 | Vaults:3 | Found the +8 trident of the Octopus King {venom, rElec rPois MR+} 39904 | Vaults:3 | Received a gift from Okawaru 39965 | Vaults:3 | Found a staircase to the Crypt. 39965 | Vaults:3 | Found an ancient bone altar of Kikubaaqudgha. 39966 | Vaults:3 | Found a basalt altar of Yredelemnul. 40098 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDJaZTeWwAAMsNQ?format=jpg&name=small 40132 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: capitalism.jpg 40155 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: accurate 40200 | Vaults:3 | Reached skill level 1 in Stealth 40491 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: uh 40491 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: ow 40496 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: yikes 40497 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: it's Fine 40497 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: probably 40591 | Vaults:3 | Haifisch: HP>0 40636 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: the only hp that matters is your last one 40917 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: the shedinja crawl theory 41049 | Vaults:4 | Received a gift from Okawaru 41049 | Vaults:4 | Reached skill level 5 in Stealth 41049 | Vaults:4 | Reached XP level 22. HP: 169/169 MP: 33/34 41052 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: a sling. 41072 | Vaults:4 | Noticed Xtahua 41073 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: a XTAHUA. 41073 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: the ANCIENT 41080 | Vaults:4 | Killed Xtahua 41130 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: the dead 41314 | Vaults:4 | Found Gaxuckis's Antique Armour Shop. 41324 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: robe fo the night 41324 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: fencer's gloves 41324 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: dang 41324 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: i wonder if the ev and dex are better than the slaying bonus to throwing. probably not. 41324 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: but then again, maybe. 41324 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: guess i'll look at the boots first. 41324 | Vaults:4 | Bought a pair of glowing boots for 195 gold pieces 41340 | Vaults:4 | Bought a pair of embroidered boots for 195 gold pieces 41371 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: they were dumb boots. 41419 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDHrombXYAA35I9?format=jpg&name=small 41422 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: the thinking hand must be stopped 41424 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: spooky ghost hand 41431 | Vaults:4 | Received a gift from Okawaru 41692 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDEqKWvWkAA4wQB?format=jpg&name=small 41712 | Vaults:4 | Noticed Saint Roka 41713 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: saint roka 41713 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: with some elves and 1 human 41713 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: ...some people would say the smug elf is the elf's natural expression 41713 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: heh 41724 | Vaults:4 | Killed Saint Roka 42014 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: so it turns out infinite penetration javelins is pretty strong 42014 | Vaults:4 | Haifisch: a strong thing? better nerf it, can't have strong things in crawl. 42303 | Depths:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Depths 42326 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: weird vault full of tele traps. 42391 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDCSMaxWsAAwCw5?format=jpg&name=small 42396 | Depths:1 | Haifisch: just a cop. 42403 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: literally yes 42403 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: not noticing any difference in this emoji 42582 | Depths:1 | Reached skill level 10 in Stealth 42597 | Depths:1 | Found Ridoat's Antique Armour Shoppe. 42630 | Depths:1 | Found a one-way gate leading to the halls of Pandemonium. 42904 | Depths:1 | Found a gateway to Hell. 43173 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDB2lZVWkAEdGfG?format=jpg&name=small 43177 | Depths:2 | Found Fem Jat's Antique Armour Boutique. 43177 | Depths:2 | Found Jumn's Weapon Shop. 43178 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: when the elf sees you entering the elven halls to murder them all 43178 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: Fem Jat and Jumn. 43178 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: why did they make an emoji of dowan (yes i know it's not blonde shh) 43192 | Depths:2 | Bought a runed cloak for 217 gold pieces 43226 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: lmao 43295 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDA_XDwXkAYa2Cb?format=jpg&name=small 43355 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: :copthunk: 43361 | Depths:2 | Reached XP level 23. HP: 177/177 MP: 35/36 43378 | Depths:2 | Received a gift from Okawaru 43417 | Depths:2 | Found a runed door. 43704 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: d o o r 43704 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: im gonna open it 43704 | Depths:2 | Found a runed door. 43705 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: ......... second door 43705 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: ominous 43709 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: oh 43709 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: hmm 43709 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: oh dear 43710 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EC_6TY-WkAE3vTs?format=jpg&name=small same. 43710 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: that's a fast track to needing to buy a new computer 43710 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: @PyuaIsPure · Aug 27 Replying to @EmojiMashupFace Reaction to 2 girls 1 cup 👀 43710 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: oh god 43710 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: I'm glad SA has created a lasting cultural achievement. 43716 | Depths:2 | Noticed a golden dragon 43723 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: glad to see my decision not to read the troon saloon has been reaffirmed by the dead frog discord 43724 | Depths:2 | Killed a golden dragon 43725 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: you know it's bad when you're getting pre-emptive warnings apropos of literally nothing 43732 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: of course now the shitty 'wow what's so bad people are warning me about it, I should look' impulse is in my brain 43734 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: why the hell are brains like that 43735 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: the brain wants to KNOW 43783 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: galaxy brain: ask for summaries so you can find out anyway. 43783 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: lmao 43783 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: i mean, at least it's filtered so it's, y'know... 43783 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: slaysong and specweap... 43786 | Depths:2 | Learned a level 2 spell: Song of Slaying 43790 | Depths:2 | Learned a level 3 spell: Spectral Weapon 43796 | Depths:2 | Learned a level 5 spell: Silence 43796 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: please yell at me not to look at the poop. my brain wants to. 43796 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: don't look at the thing 43796 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: you're mad enough for one day!!! 43796 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: I am!!! 43796 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: do literally any other thing but look at the thing, imo 43796 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: I should be going to bed in like 20 minutes, not getting mad and worked up so I'm even less tired than I already am 43796 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: yes! 43796 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: find your cat and boop him 43796 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: i don't know if it will help 43796 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: but it's better than reading a bad thread 43796 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EC8q7zQWkAUPF1Z?format=jpg&name=small I'm staring at this elf instead. 43796 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: lmfao 43857 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EC4-IOEWsAAvGSQ?format=jpg&name=small what my brain wants me to do 43857 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: noooo 43889 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: how did the troon saloon just go completely to shit in a week, what happened. 43889 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: i have no idea 43889 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: something to do with the movements of the moon & stars probably 43893 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: I can't even say "we need a new person in there trying to figure stuff out so people focus on that" 43894 | Depths:3 | Reached skill level 1 in Hexes 43938 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: because IK came in and people immediately started arguing about the article instead 43983 | Depths:3 | Found a gateway to a ziggurat. 44011 | Depths:3 | Noticed Mara 44011 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EC3BntRX4AA_CGP?format=jpg&name=small I don't think puke is a good thing to put out fires with 44011 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: oh shit 44011 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: those sure are some uniques. 44011 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: please do not puke on the fire. 44011 | Depths:3 | Noticed Jorgrun 44015 | Depths:3 | Noticed someoneawful's illusion 44017 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: https://i.imgur.com/ehRt9HE.gif ah, heartwarming 44017 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: oh my god 44017 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: how is it so good????? 44033 | Depths:3 | Killed Jorgrun 44046 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: clearly I should do everyone a favor and spam MDID in the troon saloon until either I get probated or people calm down. 44049 | Depths:3 | Killed Mara 44050 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: (no I'm not actually clicking the thread) 44053 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: don't click!!! thread!!! 44053 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: it has TWENTY NINE NEW POSTS 44053 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: (not clicking tho) 44053 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: https://i.imgur.com/0b0rHZN.gifv here's a gif of an animal being a dick 44053 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: it's better than watching humans be dicks imo 44064 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: lmfao 44064 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: the...goat? whatever the fuck that is...staring at the end 44076 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: llama?? 44076 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: some sort of stranged hoof creature 44076 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: what are animals 44076 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: whatever it is, i love it 44085 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: oh 44085 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: jorgrun's shatter broke the angel out of its ziggurat prison 44113 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: dungeon crawl jail break 44157 | Depths:3 | Noticed Margery 44169 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: so many uniques 44170 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: uh 44170 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: ow 44173 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: gye 44173 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: ...bye 44177 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: uh 44177 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: thanks autotravel 44177 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: wow 44181 | Depths:2 | Killed Margery 44208 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: you did it??? 44262 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: i'm alive 44262 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: huzzah 44573 | Depths:3 | Noticed a golden dragon 44581 | Depths:3 | Killed a golden dragon 44581 | Depths:3 | Received a gift from Okawaru 44585 | Depths:3 | Reached skill level 15 in Fighting 44588 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECyD3AjXsAA0me0?format=jpg&name=small the internet. 44639 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: the internet is Angry 44642 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: I mean, you've seen the internet. 44643 | Depths:3 | Got a dazzling hat 44644 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: dazzling... 44644 | Depths:3 | Identified the +1 hat of Makhleb's Hatred {Dex+3 Stlth+} (You acquired it on level 3 of the Depths) 44645 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: that's... 44645 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: sure underwhelming 44652 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: i'm decidedly undazzled 44746 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECwVWM1XkAEXK_E?format=jpg&name=small fancy 44842 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: i still don't know what emotion "one arm up" is supposed to convey 45141 | Elf:2 | Bought a scroll of enchant weapon for 120 gold pieces 45141 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: apparently it's 'tipping hand', which 45142 | Elf:2 | Haifisch: yeah idk 45313 | D:13 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECt9bAmWsAAwjc0?format=jpg&name=small 45322 | D:13 | someoneawful: disappointment time 45322 | D:13 | Haifisch: toot toot 45322 | D:13 | someoneawful: oh no, what did that elf see 45323 | D:13 | You paid a toll of a +5 demon whip to enter a treasure trove 45324 | Trove | Entered a treasure trove 45338 | Trove | Got a shimmering platinum amulet 45339 | Trove | Identified the amulet "Docsotoc" {RegenMP rPois Dex+9} (You found it in a treasure trove) 45343 | Trove | Got a translucent wooden ring 45344 | Trove | Identified the ring "Koigo" {rCorr rF+ rN+ Int-2 Dex+5} (You found it in a treasure trove) 45345 | Trove | Haifisch: dang. 45346 | Trove | Identified the +2 bardiche "Orb Guardian's Foe" {protect, rC- Str-5 Int+6 SInv} (You found it in a treasure trove) 45347 | Trove | someoneawful: um 45347 | Trove | Haifisch: an attempt was made 45347 | Trove | someoneawful: i'm not gonna be scaring any orb guardians with that 45364 | D:13 | Haifisch: well that one ring was good at least? 45366 | D:13 | someoneawful: that ring is pretty okay, yeah 45366 | D:13 | Haifisch: who needs int 45369 | D:13 | someoneawful: holy wrath glaive 45369 | D:13 | Haifisch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECrzOJsXYAUsWkv?format=jpg&name=small when things are REALLY going poorly. 45369 | D:13 | someoneawful: you know it's bad if the doctor is vomiting 45536 | Depths:2 | Haifisch: I can hear the cat purring from all the way across the room. 45594 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: of course now he stopped. 45594 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: cat, what the heck. 45615 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: he is REALLY COMFORTABLE on top of his cardboard box okay 45620 | Depths:4 | Reached skill level 5 in Charms 45621 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: i am happy for him! 45621 | Depths:4 | Noticed a caustic shrike 45622 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: yikes it's shrike 45627 | Depths:4 | Noticed a golden dragon 45636 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: https://media1.giphy.com/media/l2JecBEa2HsQUJpqU/giphy.gif?cid=790b76119275178920a00b1695f83684041b1a651a584977&rid=giphy.gif 45638 | Depths:4 | Killed a caustic shrike 45645 | Depths:3 | Killed a golden dragon 45685 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: ahaha 45685 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: and then I found the rabbit hole of cute bird gifs. 45685 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: https://media1.giphy.com/media/pLGiyaStd8jKw/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611396abcb3c6ee3d66e3847881aa11735c84e9804b&rid=giphy.gif 45685 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: shrikes: scary 45685 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: a bird using a fork! 45685 | Depths:3 | Haifisch: https://media2.giphy.com/media/6BGELlmi4Ny00/giphy.gif?cid=790b761189552789bb8713c1d149e8f49156c6a233c85f0c&rid=giphy.gif 45750 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: oh my god 45754 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: https://media3.giphy.com/media/FO4lgeCgKkC2I/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611628f3c82ad3b3e42b0c00d1e185909a9879af5d9&rid=giphy.gif so tiny 45755 | Depths:4 | Noticed a caustic shrike 45766 | Depths:4 | Killed a caustic shrike 45766 | Depths:4 | Reached XP level 24. HP: 158/187 MP: 26/37 45775 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: https://media0.giphy.com/media/nQZVy7bYWEKK4/giphy.gif?cid=790b76112f1377a6f9702dbeac4f875dc771f83b9e23c648&rid=giphy.gif lmao 45785 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: if only i could be as fabulous as that bird 45815 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: same 45829 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: https://media1.giphy.com/media/TFPra0W11fUnIQeQMG/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611af3dd6a4dde82ab6ca5e829b303d18963afeb602&rid=giphy.gif 45864 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: and if only I could dance this well 45870 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: ...is that bird trying to seduce a bird on youtube 45889 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: probably 45903 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: https://media.giphy.com/media/4OLHYiDoBflFC/giphy.gif OMG 45915 | Depths:4 | Noticed a caustic shrike 45916 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: holy shit 45916 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: i love bird 45917 | Depths:4 | Noticed a caustic shrike 45919 | Depths:4 | Killed a caustic shrike 45924 | Depths:4 | Killed a caustic shrike 45982 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: https://media3.giphy.com/media/SQ1nUXwCpki4g/giphy.gif?cid=790b76110827f5db826a9e6ff5d05ff0d711019633b2feb3&rid=giphy.gif 45991 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: I love that other people own birds so I can see gifs of them. 45991 | Depths:4 | Reached skill level 5 in Hexes 46027 | Depths:4 | Noticed a caustic shrike 46036 | Depths:4 | Killed a caustic shrike 46054 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: that bird is talented 46054 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: i would love to have a bird but i love cats too much tbh 46056 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: yes 46059 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: also birds live SO LONG 46061 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: and require so much attention. 46061 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: they do!!! 46065 | Depths:4 | Identified the Catalogue of Unstable Darkness 46074 | Depths:4 | Identified the Disquisition on Gliding Clay 46079 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: also some types of bird are cool but then you read further and find out they basically go insane from understimulation when kept as pets 46087 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: poor birds. 46117 | Depths:4 | Reached skill level 15 in Evocations 46119 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: https://media1.giphy.com/media/8DMcPUczc3cze/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611d53775c638696b8f7c812761f10e48c2fd1186c2&rid=giphy.gif poke. 46186 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: ahh they're so cute 46186 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/TQoap3ycHL25a/giphy.gif wash birb. 46186 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: happy bird! 46220 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/B81XkL3dtnWTe/giphy.gif bird dance party 46241 | Depths:4 | Found a one-way gate to the infinite horrors of the Abyss. 46443 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: silence: someday maybe 46443 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: https://media2.giphy.com/media/Fv72GCuMRvgwE/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611d50a3b677d858c02a699d575f5a7c4d94a04489a&rid=giphy.gif mood 46443 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: air magic, i guess. 46443 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: oh god 46629 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: https://media0.giphy.com/media/sfBrv37kcygdG/giphy.gif?cid=790b761183a2bd1486de2f27caccbe08eea9573c7b15287e&rid=giphy.gif :O 46629 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: look out 46629 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: they're smart and they're coming for us 46709 | Depths:4 | Haifisch: http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/7tIpom96lJTbi/giphy.gif 46711 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: lmfao 46730 | Depths:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Depths 46776 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: https://media2.giphy.com/media/7nHxciltQ11h6/giphy.gif?cid=790b76114b50a208c62f0c33c2f70e92b26274d5bb7d0863&rid=giphy.gif 46795 | Depths:5 | Received a gift from Okawaru 46796 | Depths:5 | Identified the +9 crystal plate armour "Fubejunn" {-Tele rN+ Str+5 Stlth+} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 5 of the Depths) 46797 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: ah, yes. a -tele cpa 46797 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: lemme just strap that on 46797 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: lmfao 46797 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: but it has stlth+!!! 46797 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: ahaha 46806 | Depths:5 | Reached skill level 1 in Air Magic 46807 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: https://media.giphy.com/media/saMISM6aYz6Ny/giphy.gif aaaa 46807 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: !!! 46807 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: i love that bird. 46807 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: that bird is Too Good. 46830 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: https://media2.giphy.com/media/uk3B4GBoevPW/giphy.gif?cid=790b761180c22c50f4dfc169886ebdb2c4cf89c64d0904f5&rid=giphy.gif&cid=790b76119aca4a1106bccba0a36a2b6de64f5cefa1f0bcb3&rid=giphy.gif reminded of that 'birds with arms' photoshop thread from a million years ago 46841 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: that thread was powerful and a little terrifying 46884 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: https://media.giphy.com/media/4sfVYJKnxKjwQ/giphy.gif oh no 46969 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: cat: petting bird 46982 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: https://media1.giphy.com/media/EHR3s5bIRCK1G/giphy.gif?cid=790b76113f280feba6af34c4fa2fc957e2412938be30a881&rid=giphy.gif 46989 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: i'm glad that the other thing the internet is good at aside from making everyone angry, is having really good animals 46989 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: https://media3.giphy.com/media/U4ATIHGHwbt16/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611334edada8b598982bc83a7c1ccdf813957c4f80b&rid=giphy.gif oh no they teamed up 46989 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: same. 46989 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: you can choose to go get angry, or to look at cute animals. 46992 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: making good life decisions rn 46994 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: agreed 46995 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: https://media3.giphy.com/media/35OPMFIbX8U88X5Pag/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611545d2a2ca2c8f92dbd34bf1976162f6ee5cbc2b7&rid=giphy.gif 46999 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: birds showering: really good 47011 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: oh my god they dance 47036 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: things america needs: cat cafes, bird cafes??? 47059 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: also i wanna go to a cafe where there's like... lizards. or cool fish tanks. 47059 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: fish are rad. 47059 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: they are 47059 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: especially when you don't have to take care of them 47059 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: if i weren't constantly broke as hell i think i'd want to keep a small fish tank 47059 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: we had a big fish tank when I was growing up and they're non-zero amounts of work 47059 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: oh yeah absolutely 47059 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: even with one of those pleico fish that cleans stuff itself. 47059 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: i was reading the saltwater fish tank thread in pet island for awhile out of curiosity and that shit is insane 47059 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: it's wild looking up what even, like, goldfish need to be really healthy and happy 47059 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: when so many people just ploink them into shitty tiny bowls 47059 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: i sure wish pop culture would stop popularizing the whole "just put them in a glass bowl and they'll be fine" thing 47059 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: cause uh, no 47059 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: also beta fish 47059 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: stop putting them in tanks that are about 0.5 square feet, jesus 47075 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: https://media1.giphy.com/media/1EPKP4w0YcEco/giphy.gif?cid=790b76110338e01add26f15932d02e830a99ad770108ba14&rid=giphy.gif oh, so THIS is what they're for since you're not supposed to put them in your ears 47075 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: holy shit that bird is so happy 47186 | Depths:5 | Found a glowing golden altar of the Shining One. 47211 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/AyCMc7Yr6kSCk/giphy.gif 47211 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: bird brushing. 47211 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: with a toothbrush??? 47223 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: I guess if it's the right size 47254 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: https://media0.giphy.com/media/2POWjA0Us7XTW/giphy.gif?cid=790b76111f19f171cfc49c775e1386d8b79b806937d4b4c0&rid=giphy.gif ah, a classic 47257 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: i don't care how rare a bird is i'm not gonna let it have sex with my head 47357 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: but think of the fame 47370 | Depths:5 | Found a gate to the Realm of Zot. 47375 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: remembered only as 'that person who let the rare parrot shag his head' 47396 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: I wonder what the guy in that gif thinks about it now 47425 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: does anyone recognize him and go 'wait, that was you' 47425 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: hahaha 47431 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: https://media1.giphy.com/media/oAKrpVpGduP3q/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611b41dc9ffce1d09f4f3789b02f4a7dcb380fc4aa5&rid=giphy.gif 47431 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: bird mosh 47432 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: imagine 47432 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: just rockin' out 47432 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: and suddenly: 47432 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: bird 47432 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: hell yeah 47468 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: hmm 47468 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: https://media.giphy.com/media/xS8cUvBG8pkPu/giphy.gif when people I don't know really, really well are trying to talk to me. 47468 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: haifisch used substitute! 47468 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: it probably wouldn't make any actual difference in the conversation 47468 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: mood 47468 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: hmm 47468 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: it got late 47468 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: hmm. 47468 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: it did. 47468 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: really late. 47468 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: it sure did 47468 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: it doesn't feel like it did, but apparently it did. 47468 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: I successfully avoided reading the thread though. 47468 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: yes good 47468 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: i am happy for you 47468 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: https://media0.giphy.com/media/nZlyc2JYiYZW0/giphy.gif?cid=790b761147a2edee82b73a568a787aa5178faffd279ba833&rid=giphy.gif 47468 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: the power of bird gifs. 47468 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: i love.... bird.... 47468 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: and also having someone to yell at about my brain worms. 47468 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: maybe a bird can eat the brain worms 47468 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: they're into that, right? 47468 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: the early bird gets the brain worms 47468 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: unfortunately I don't wake up early enough for the early bird. 47468 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: why would anyone want to wake up at the time i usually go to bed. 47468 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: nothing good happens that early. 47468 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: seriously 47468 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: I guess sunrises can be cool, in theory. 47468 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: they're very pretty 47468 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: but then you just stay up late enough to see them :v v: 47468 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: yes!!! 47468 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: ~guess i'll save~ 47468 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: https://media3.giphy.com/media/KFmOfbl5mrbK8/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611bd3ffd06b7078d7b2c94cb721b3102f7750d187d&rid=giphy.gif 47468 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: bird for the road. 47468 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: wow that bird's so excited. 47468 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: i don't know if i've ever been as excited about anything as that bird is. 47468 | Depths:5 | Haifisch: same 47832 | Vaults:4 | Bought the +5 pair of fencer's gloves {+Riposte EV+3 Dex+10} for 1040 gold pieces 47832 | Vaults:4 | Found the +5 pair of fencer's gloves {+Riposte EV+3 Dex+10} 48185 | Slime:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Pits of Slime 48280 | Slime:2 | Reached XP level 25. HP: 191/196 MP: 30/38 48287 | Slime:2 | Received a gift from Okawaru 48644 | Slime:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Pits of Slime 48688 | Slime:5 | Found the cursed necklace of Bloodlust {*Rage +Rage MR++ Int-3 Slay+6 *Curse} 48694 | Slime:5 | Noticed the Royal Jelly 48704 | Slime:5 | Killed the Royal Jelly 48871 | Slime:5 | Identified Koss's Reference Book on Lucky Moulding 48903 | Slime:5 | Identified the +4 plate armour of the Bulwark {rF+ Str+2 Stlth+} (You found it on level 5 of the Pits of Slime) 48912 | Slime:5 | Got a slimy rune of Zot 49345 | Depths:4 | Voluntarily entered the Abyss. 49543 | Abyss:3 | Found a snail-covered altar of Cheibriados. 49653 | Abyss:3 | Got an abyssal rune of Zot 49680 | Depths:4 | Escaped the Abyss 49735 | Zot:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Realm of Zot 49746 | Zot:1 | Reached skill level 15 in Armour 49912 | Zot:1 | Reached skill level 5 in Air Magic 49917 | Zot:1 | Received a gift from Okawaru 50172 | Zot:1 | Reached skill level 10 in Hexes 50223 | Zot:1 | Identified the amulet "Ruefisou" {rF+ Regen+ Int+4} (You acquired it on level 1 of the Realm of Zot) 50358 | Zot:1 | Reached XP level 26. HP: 207/207 MP: 35/38 50579 | Zot:2 | Received a gift from Okawaru 51008 | Zot:2 | Received a gift from Okawaru 51009 | Zot:2 | Identified the +3 plate armour of the Armoured One {rF- MR++ Slay+3} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 2 of the Realm of Zot) 51833 | Zot:3 | Received a gift from Okawaru 51834 | Zot:3 | Identified the +3 shield of Distant Worlds {Str+4} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 3 of the Realm of Zot) 52055 | Zot:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Realm of Zot 52070 | Zot:5 | Reached XP level 27. HP: 223/223 MP: 35/38 52324 | Zot:5 | Noticed an ancient lich 52333 | Zot:5 | Killed an ancient lich 52415 | Zot:5 | Noticed an orb of fire 52427 | Zot:5 | Killed an orb of fire 52449 | Zot:5 | Received a gift from Okawaru 52483 | Zot:5 | Noticed an orb of fire 52494 | Zot:5 | Killed an orb of fire 52500 | Zot:5 | Noticed an orb of fire 52505 | Zot:5 | Noticed an ancient lich 52510 | Zot:5 | Killed an orb of fire 52513 | Zot:5 | Killed an ancient lich 52514 | Zot:5 | Noticed an orb of fire 52521 | Zot:5 | Killed an orb of fire 52521 | Zot:5 | Noticed an orb of fire 52529 | Zot:5 | Killed an orb of fire 52545 | Zot:5 | Noticed an orb of fire 52558 | Zot:5 | Killed an orb of fire 52558 | Zot:5 | Received a gift from Okawaru 52564 | Zot:5 | Noticed an ancient lich 52584 | Zot:5 | Killed an ancient lich 52593 | Zot:5 | Identified the +8 battleaxe "Huonk" {freeze, rN+} (You took it off a draconian shifter on level 5 of the Realm of Zot) 52648 | Zot:5 | Received a gift from Okawaru 52666 | Zot:5 | Got the Orb of Zot 53227 | D:$ | Escaped with the Orb! Vanquished Creatures the Royal Jelly (Slime:5) 3 ancient liches (Zot:5) 6 orbs of fire (Zot:5) Mara (Depths:3) Frederick (Vaults:2) 3 Killer Klowns Norris (Vaults:2) Xtahua (Vaults:4) Saint Roka (Vaults:4) Margery (Depths:2) 5 caustic shrikes (Depths:4) Nikola (Spider:4) 10 golden dragons 2 bone dragons 3 electric golems Jorgrun (Depths:3) 4 liches 14 tentacled monstrosities 23 Orb Guardians (Zot:5) 2 deep elf blademasters (Elf:3) 5 quicksilver dragons Asterion (Elf:1) 14 acid blobs A tentacled starspawn (Abyss:2) 2 deep elf master archers (Elf:3) 8 death cobs 2 sphinxes A kraken (Shoals:3) 6 draconian monks 3 shadow dragons 2 tengu reavers Kirke (Shoals:2) 11 storm dragons 10 azure jellies 8 fire giants 7 deep elf sorcerers 6 draconian knights 9 frost giants 7 draconian scorchers 4 vault wardens Aizul (Spider:4) 9 emperor scorpions An orc warlord (Orc:2) 5 ghost moths 7 deep elf elementalists 3 draconian stormcallers 6 draconian annihilators 4 draconian shifters An angel (Depths:3) 2 spriggan defenders (Depths:4) 16 ironheart preservers 19 very ugly things 16 stone giants 10 entropy weavers 6 black draconians 4 vampire knights 8 green draconians 9 deep elf demonologists 8 red draconians 8 yellow draconians 8 white draconians Azrael (Orc:2) 9 deep elf annihilators 10 spark wasps A blizzard demon (Abyss:2) 9 purple draconians 3 merfolk javelineers 8 deep elf death magi 7 ettins A minotaur (Lab) 4 death oozes (Slime:5) 11 fire dragons 5 merfolk impalers Josephine (Orc:2) 6 hydras 3 deep elf high priests 11 yaktaur captains 11 ice dragons Erolcha (Orc:2) Fannar (D:12) 7 rakshasas 10 great orbs of eyes 4 vault guards A merfolk aquamancer (Shoals:4) A death knight (Vaults:2) 6 merfolk avatars 11 centaur warriors 4 spriggan air magi 3 alligator snapping turtles 10 ogre magi A two-headed ogre (shapeshifter) (Vaults:1) 7 satyrs 5 tengu warriors 20 two-headed ogres 6 deep troll shamans 4 hell hogs 5 deep troll earth magi 6 death yaks (Lair:5) A thrashing horror (Abyss:3) 11 dancing weapons 2 vampire magi Urug (D:12) 3 orc high priests 8 hell knights 6 spriggan berserkers Sonja (D:15) A sun demon (D:7) 2 spriggans 5 iron trolls 7 skeletal warriors (Vaults:1) 2 sixfirhies 12 deep elf knights 5 wretched stars 10 sea snakes 6 unseen horrors A death drake (shapeshifter) (Vaults:4) 3 glowing orange brains 13 ironbrand convokers 5 wizards 11 deep elf archers An unseen horror (shapeshifter) (Vaults:1) 21 deep trolls An obsidian statue (D:11) 2 flayed ghosts An orange crystal statue (Depths:2) A phantasmal warrior (Vaults:2) 2 lindwurms (Lair:6) 8 necromancers 21 harpies 9 orc knights A golden dragon skeleton (Depths:4) 53 deep elf magi 4 orc sorcerers 15 orb spiders 13 manticores 28 ugly things A tengu skeleton (Vaults:4) A frost giant zombie (Vaults:2) 30 wolf spiders 5 shining eyes 25 moths of wrath 25 fauns 126 slime creatures 7 cyclopes 9 elephants (Lair:6) A fire giant skeleton (Depths:1) A frost giant skeleton (Depths:4) Maurice (Orc:1) 7 merfolk sirens 4 black mambas An eye of devastation (Slime:1) An apocalypse crab (Abyss:3) A gargoyle (D:14) 3 ice statues (IceCv) 4 water nymphs A smoke demon (Abyss:2) 9 vault sentinels 6 torpor snails (Lair:6) 2 efreet 9 spiny frogs 3 rime drakes A tormentor (Depths:3) 5 freezing wraiths A human zombie (Vaults:4) 5 komodo dragons 40 yaktaurs An ice devil (Zot:5) An ancient zyme (Abyss:3) 6 trolls 13 demonic crawlers 20 merfolk 2 yaktaur skeletons 5 meliai (Abyss:3) 4 tengu conjurers A troll (shapeshifter) (Vaults:2) A queen bee (shapeshifter) (Depths:1) 41 jumping spiders 10 polar bears 20 hornets 3 tyrant leeches (Lair:6) Prince Ribbit (D:7) A queen bee (Abyss:3) A polar bear (shapeshifter) (Vaults:4) 4 wind drakes 11 blink frogs A hornet (shapeshifter) (Elf:2) A jumping spider (shapeshifter) (Depths:3) 5 boulder beetles A blink frog (shapeshifter) (Vaults:1) 10 hippogriffs 2 raiju (Lair:6) 4 dream sheep (Lair:6) 7 snapping turtles A fire giant simulacrum (Vaults:2) A human simulacrum (Vaults:4) 2 shadows 3 air elementals A ynoxinul (D:8) 71 redbacks A deep troll skeleton (Depths:1) 29 tarantellas 2 vampires 22 water elementals 2 hogs (Shoals:2) 7 wraiths 3 hungry ghosts 5 fire elementals A human (Shoals:2) 2 wyverns A steam dragon (D:11) 34 yaks 8 basilisks 2 small abominations 14 vampire mosquitoes 4 chaos spawn Menkaure (D:4) 2 elf skeletons (Depths:4) 11 wargs A large abomination (Abyss:2) 11 water moccasins 3 acid dragons (Vaults:2) 18 hell hounds A soldier ant (D:13) 12 porcupines 15 ice beasts An elf zombie (Vaults:4) 4 sky beasts An ettin simulacrum (Depths:1) A hornet zombie (D:5) 59 orc warriors 2 phantoms 15 black bears 3 eyes of draining 30 centaurs 42 ogres 26 wolves 5 boggarts (Depths:1) A wolf (shapeshifter) (Depths:4) 11 crocodiles The ghost of w00t the Conjurer, an amateur OpCj (D:3) 8 big kobolds 14 bullfrogs 3 gnoll sergeants (D:11) 4 scorpions 11 killer bees 12 wights (D:12) 4 electric eels 8 crimson imps 2 centaur zombies 3 quasits 9 hounds 2 bullfrog zombies 3 centaur skeletons 5 jellies 24 orc priests 2 bullfrog skeletons (D:5) 2 gnoll shamans 2 iron imps 7 worker ants 3 iguanas (D:9) 46 orc wizards 26 sheep A big kobold zombie (Ossuary) 9 mummies A howler monkey zombie (D:7) 2 worker ant zombies 17 gnolls 7 adders 3 shadow imps 13 white imps 2 ufetubi 2 worms (D:2) 3 dart slugs 5 leopard geckos 119 orcs A bat (D:1) 6 giant cockroaches A gnoll zombie (Ossuary) 7 goblins 10 hobgoblins 12 jackals 7 quokkas 2 ball pythons 3 frilled lizards A hobgoblin zombie (Ossuary) A jackal skeleton (D:9) 21 kobolds 3 kobold zombies (Ossuary) A leopard gecko skeleton (D:6) A leopard gecko zombie (D:5) 3 orc zombies 5 rats 2 crawling corpses (Elf:2) A fungus (Lair:4) 3 plants 2334 creatures vanquished. Vanquished Creatures (others) A moth of wrath (Zot:5) An ufetubus (Zot:5) 2 orcs 2 fungi (Lair:6) 32 plants 45 spectral weapons 4 tentacles (Shoals:3) 87 creatures vanquished. Grand Total: 2421 creatures vanquished Vault maps used: D:1: scummos_arrival_hexagon D:2: nicolae_overflow_hidden_temple, first_ration D:3: chequers_ecumenical_altar_twisty, kennysheep_generic_room_9 D:4: lemuel_crystal_altar, zin_statuary, nicolae_dithmenos_through_a_glass_darkly, uniq_menkaure D:5: gup_ossuary_entry_pyramid, serial_shops, shop D:6: nicolae_overflow_crystal_walls, serial_shops, nicolae_shop_crystal, minmay_fountain_box D:7: temple_hall, uniq_prince_ribbit1 D:8: marbit_many_paths, basic_altar D:9: kennysheep_ambush_hall, lemuel_round_altar, kennysheep_mini D:11: minmay_statue_hallways, lair_entry_dummy, kennysheep_orc_monster_closet_entryway D:12: lab_entry_generic, uniq_urug, uniq_fannar D:13: nicolae_trove_entry_crossroad, grunt_tengu_nest D:14: david_vaults_5, nemelex_xobeh_ov_fountains_minmay, portal_ice_cave_entry_imps D:15: grunt_enter_depths_hoard, lemuel_statue_altar, special_room, lemuel_oklob_altar, uniq_sonja Lair:1: basic_altar Lair:2: grunt_megastairs_2 Lair:3: elwin_shoals_entry_rooms, beast_lair_carwin_6 Lair:4: nicolae_spider_entry_tight_spaces Lair:5: beast_lair_carwin_large_4, uniq_nessos Lair:6: wormcave, hangedman_lair_caniforms_friends, minmay_slime_entry_pillars Shoals:1: serial_shops, shop Shoals:2: serial_shops, shop, uniq_kirke Shoals:3: cheibrodos_shoals_satyrical_garden, nicolae_shoals_so_close Shoals:4: shoals_end_grunt_garden Spider:4: spider_rune_water, uniq_nikola, uniq_aizul Slime:2: cheibrodos_slime_lost_civilization_7 Orc:1: trog_hazing_becter, uniq_maurice Orc:2: grunt_orc_community_town_hall, grunt_orc_community_big_house_2, grunt_orc_community_big_house_2, grunt_orc_community_house_3, grunt_orc_community_house_1, grunt_orc_community_house_3, grunt_orc_community_house_3, nicolae_orc_lost_temple, uniq_azrael, uniq_erolcha, uniq_josephine Elf:1: eino_elf_arrival_the_gate, kennysheep_underground_church, uniq_asterion Elf:2: serial_shops, nicolae_shop_crystal Elf:3: elf_hall, st_stairs_2 Vaults:1: hangedman_vaults_nodes, nicolae_vaults_little_squares_1, v_rooms_4, vaults_dpeg_diagonal, grunt_vaults_bifocal, v_misc_15, vaults_room_pools, vaults_room_grunt_arrival_ludios, serial_shops, nicolae_shop_crystal, shop, nicolae_shop_overgrown_old_shop, nicolae_shop_trees, shop Vaults:2: v_rooms_4, nicolae_vaults_network_barrier, hangedman_vaults_stitches, v_rooms_1, nicolae_vaults_network_periphery, v_misc_15, ontoclasm_vaults_decontamination, vaults_dpeg_encased_lava, stair_cage_open, nicolae_vaults_sealed_display, nicolae_vaults_rhombus_6, uniq_frederick, uniq_norris Vaults:3: hangedman_vaults_snaps, st_lattice, minmay_crypt_entry_necro_gods, hangedman_vaults_nails, v_misc_23, nicolae_vaults_little_squares_3, v_pattern_4, v_misc_14, dpeg_vaults_monster_box Vaults:4: nicolae_vaults_big_ls, v_misc_17, nicolae_vaults_big_angled_halls, v_rooms_4, hangedman_vaults_unwind, serial_ice_h, nicolae_vaults_windows_and_doors_thing, ontoclasm_vaults_spin, nicolae_vaults_yaktaur_gun_rack, vaults_room_pool, v_misc_13, v_alt_pattern_1, serial_shops, shop, uniq_xtahua, uniq_saint_roka Depths:1: grunt_hell_entry_dis_old, serial_shops, shop, pan_entry, st_stairs_13, minmay_misc_feat_encased, hex_medium, dispersion_dpeg Depths:2: thingy_vault_2, hell_entry, minmay_shoptagon Depths:3: minmay_glassy_protrusions, enter_ziggurat_f, hell_entry, serial_glass, glass_columns_b, glass_columns_b, glass_columns_a, glass_columns_b, glass_columns_b, glass_columns_a, pan_entry, grunt_ministairs_15, hangedman_abyss_or_decor_clamps, minmay_misc_feat_pillars, uniq_margery, uniq_mara, uniq_jorgrun Depths:4: minmay_the_grid_net, pan_entry, hangedman_abyss_or_decor_passed, serial_sigils, serial_sigils_hangedman_confine, serial_sigils_hangedman_gut, serial_sigils_hangedman_scratch, abyss_entry, grunt_metal_band Depths:5: grunt_zot_entry_bicorn, grunt_decor_fettered, pf_coc_iceberg, tso_metal_star Zot:1: minmay_elemental_castle, st_stairs_10 Zot:2: guppyfry_library_mini Zot:4: lemuel_elevator, grunt_megastairs_3 Abyss:1: abyss_greek_temple, minivault_26, minivault_4 Lab: labyrinth_watery, nicolae_lab_starburst, nicolae_lab_arrow, lab_fountain Trove: trove_simple Ossuary: ossuary_tomb_3 IceCv: ice_cave_statue_garden_chambered Table legend: A = Turns spent in this place as a percentage of turns spent in the entire game. B = Non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in the entire game. C = Inter-level travel turns spent in this place as a percentage of turns spent in this place. D = Turns resting spent in this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place. E = Turns spent auto-exploring this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place. F = Non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place divided by the number of levels of this place that you've seen. A B C D E F +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+---------------------- Total | 100.0 | 100.0 | 10.3 | 18.8 | 51.9 | 795.7 Dungeon | 33.2 | 32.6 | 11.9 | 26.9 | 50.5 | 1037.3 Lair | 14.6 | 14.1 | 13.3 | 23.5 | 55.7 | 1120.0 Shoals | 6.8 | 7.2 | 4.4 | 18.1 | 49.3 | 865.2 Spider Nest | 7.4 | 7.6 | 8.4 | 25.1 | 51.7 | 903.5 Slime Pits | 1.5 | 1.5 | 8.5 | 26.0 | 0.0 | 143.0 Orcish Mines | 3.1 | 3.1 | 11.1 | 3.4 | 46.0 | 731.0 Elven Halls | 4.4 | 4.4 | 10.5 | 6.6 | 58.5 | 698.3 Vaults | 10.8 | 10.9 | 9.1 | 4.8 | 67.2 | 1301.2 Depths | 9.2 | 8.9 | 13.5 | 8.8 | 57.3 | 846.8 Zot | 5.7 | 6.0 | 6.0 | 3.4 | 58.3 | 572.8 Abyss | 0.6 | 0.7 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 111.7 Labyrinth | 0.8 | 0.9 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 441.0 Trove | 0.1 | 0.1 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 38.0 Ossuary | 1.0 | 1.1 | 0.0 | 58.8 | 17.6 | 541.0 Ice Cave | 0.9 | 1.0 | 0.0 | 61.2 | 0.7 | 454.0 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+---------------------- Action | 1- 3 | 4- 6 | 7- 9 | 10-12 | 13-15 | 16-18 | 19-21 | 22-24 | 25-27 || total -------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------++------- Melee: Trident | 67 | 40 | | | | | | | || 107 Halberd | | 84 | 350 | 226 | | | | | || 660 Glaive | | | | 408 | 93 | 13 | 478 | 369 | || 1361 Spear | | | | 18 | 27 | | | | || 45 Bardiche | | | | 4 | 667 | 668 | 13 | 85 | 545 || 1982 Tailslap | | | | | | 9 | | 1 | || 10 Throw: Tomahawk | 2 | 7 | 29 | 183 | | | | | || 221 Javelin | | | | 84 | 526 | 789 | 538 | 693 | 497 || 3127 Throwing net | | | | | 1 | | | | || 1 Cast: Repel Missiles | | | | | | | 2 | 1 | 4 || 7 Regeneration | | | | | | | 2 | 1 | 4 || 7 Spectral Weapon | | | | | | | | 2 | 4 || 6 Song of Slaying | | | | | | | | 1 | 4 || 5 Blink | | | | | | | | | 3 || 3 Invok: Heroism | | 1 | 5 | 14 | 13 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 3 || 48 Finesse | | | | 1 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 4 || 13 Evoke: Wand | | | 2 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 12 | 3 | 3 || 27 Phial of floods | | | | | | | 1 | | || 1 Use: Scroll | 4 | 3 | 8 | 13 | 21 | 16 | 8 | 21 | 16 || 110 Potion | | 3 | | 1 | | 1 | | | 1 || 6 Stab: Invisible | | 1 | | | | | | | || 1 Paralysed | | | | | 3 | | | | || 3 Distracted | | | | | 1 | 3 | | 5 | 13 || 22 Sleeping | | | | | | | 1 | 3 | || 4 Eat: Chunk | | 7 | 7 | 38 | 32 | 22 | 23 | 17 | 11 || 157 Ration | | | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 2 || 11 Armor: Leather armour | 1 | | | | | | | | || 1 Chain mail | 6 | 38 | 178 | 279 | | | | | || 501 Skin | | 7 | | | | | | | || 7 Plate armour | | | | 48 | 454 | 19 | | | || 521 Pearl dragon scal | | | | | | 225 | 104 | 108 | 100 || 537 Dodge: Dodged | 19 | 21 | 136 | 248 | 504 | 633 | 361 | 345 | 381 || 2648 Deflected | | | 1 | 9 | 44 | 58 | 43 | 39 | 17 || 211 Rpst.: Glaive | | | | | | | | 15 | || 15 Bardiche | | | | | | | | 14 | 70 || 84